The director of the editorial department of "New Speech" is called Zheng Che, and everyone is used to pronouncing his name upside down, and finally it is pronounced as Che Zhen, and he has no opinion, so he takes this as his name. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Che Zhen is an angry young uncle in his 40s, cheerful and humorous, over-angry, unabated, and has one or two translucent pimples on his face from time to time, he often laughs at himself: The world is upside down, and Lao Tzu's hemorrhoids are all on his face.

But he loves hygiene and doesn't like to squeeze the acne, and his colleagues who owe it can't look past it, so they compete to help him squeeze out the white viscous liquid. Sometimes it's more crowded than anyone else, and it's even disgusting.

Che Zhen's story is quite legendary, he is good at self-deprecation, has an indifferent attitude towards life, and is not afraid of others asking about his story.

As soon as he graduated, he married his girlfriend who had been in love for four years, but when he first graduated, he was poor and white, living in a 30-square-meter dilapidated building in the South Fifth Ring Road.

The tube building is a kind of building with Chinese characteristics, which is the product of the tense housing distribution system of Chinese enterprises and institutions in the seventies and eighties of the last century.

This kind of house, with its long corridors, toilets and toilets are communal, and its predecessor was nothing more than an office or a dormitory for single workers. There have been countless Chinese who have married and had children in the tube building, playing the symphony of pots and pans, and interpreting the most vivid collectivist life.

Because the toilet is public, several old men and old ladies have a bad stomach, often constipated, and it takes half a day to pull once, and they occupy the squatting position for a long time, and they have the momentum of a thatched house overlord.

can't be urged yet, as soon as these old guys are urged, they will pull this throat, and Jing will scold and scold: "You still play with me, and then urge me to smoke you." ”

If you want to make out once, you have to walk on thin ice, the sound insulation of the old tube building is not good, and the movement is so neat that everyone in the whole building knows.

Every time his wife came downstairs, a few little old men walking birds in big pants stared at her with strange eyes: "Oh, it turned out that this girl made a move." ”

After the passion for each other was consumed, her wife complained more and more about him, often saying how her husband was, what to do to give her wife silicone popping 1 milk what ultrasound knife to remove wrinkles, what jewelry to buy earrings Mercedes-Benz BMW.

The car shock was not alert, and when the wife began to complain with "other people's husbands", it was already a very dangerous signal.

Until one night, Che Zhen rode a bicycle to her wife's unit to pick her up, and hit her wife on the leader's Mercedes-Benz. Yes, there are always Daben and BMW, which is the standard configuration of leaders.

Che Zhen quietly walked to the side of the car and saw that his wife was talking to the leader about Che Zhen, but Che Zhen did not disturb them and left quietly.

The story has developed to this point, and it seems that it should be **1 grief-stricken, to die or live, to work hard, and finally win the plot of Bai Fumei, but no.

He had an indifferent attitude towards this green hat, neither angry nor sad, but calmly put the divorce agreement on the table.

His wife is also out of the way, if you want to leave, you can leave, this hard life Lao Tzu has long been on fire, and I have to hold back my, Lao Tzu has been holding out colitis for the past few months, and there are a few old men with squinting eyes, who insult me with their eyes every time, I have had enough of all this!

The woman who was willing to sit in a Mercedes and cry rather than sit on a bicycle and laugh left and went to follow her leader.

Of course, in this 10,000-year-old patriarchal vision, after Nala runs away, she will either fall or come back.

Although I am very reluctant to listen to this kind of story of a woman who is pulled out by men and reality after she runs away, and it is quite miserable to satisfy men's tastes and aesthetics, this is really a story.

This leader already has a wife and children, and Che Zhen's wife is just his temporary plaything, where is he willing to give up his wife to marry his subordinates.

In the end, Che Zhen's wife didn't even have the qualifications to sit on the bicycle and cry, so she could only sit on the side of the street and cry alone.

After crying, I went back to find Che Zhen, Che Zhen opened the door and said, you continue to play with your leader, I can't accommodate you here.

Since then, Che Zhen has lived alone, enjoying himself and being very happy.

I don't know if the story of Che Zhen is typical, but I know that nine out of ten of the middle level of the magazine have divorced experience.

Holding the hand of my son, growing old with my son, when I was in college, I firmly believed in this, and even regarded it as a belief in love.

Later, I slowly turned into a fan, and I was no longer obsessed with these seemingly beautiful but unrealistic words and values.

After following Hui, the cleanliness of the body was also completely lost.

I understand Feng Yuqiang's compromise with the world, and I also understand Che Zhen's indifference to the green hat. We're too tired to live, so why not make life a little simpler?

Che Zhen is talented at work, never pretends to be a leader, and often invites us to eat, drink and have fun.

The life atmosphere of the editorial department is rich, and everyone is accustomed to all kinds of snacks, picking toes, and picking noses.

Feng Yuqiang said that there is no messy office politics in "New Speech", and only by letting go of their minds and working happily can they stimulate their potential.

So, everyone was very open. There is a girl named Sima Fang in the editorial department, who is chubby and has a bold personality, nicknamed Bicycle Motor.

originated from a riding event held by the unit, during the ride, Sima Fang was in a fart state all the way, and it was the kind of super giant fart that exploded thunder.

Everyone said that Fangfang's bicycle does not use manpower, because she is a bicycle motor, and she can use the energy of farting as a power to propel the bicycle forward.

This is a group of optimists who have no city in their hearts, and they are also a group of aspiring young people with real temperament.

Despite our many complaints and compromises, we have not extinguished the last flame in our hearts, and when the spring thunder rolls in and everything recovers, our flame will surely form a prairie fire. This is Che Zhen's encouragement to us, although it sounds like Bei'er Wenqing Fan Bei'er, but it's really useful.

Three months after coming to the magazine, I signed a labor contract with my colleagues and the same aura as the unit.

At that time, the Chef Association and several major TV stations held the first Chinese Chef Competition to promote Chinese food culture.

The whole competition is composed of well-known cultural people and gourmets and the media, and then every four years to form a fixed pattern, the winner is named "King Chef", each King Chef can not only get up to 300,000 yuan bonus, but also be exposed by the media, and carry out commercial promotion, and finally push to the World Chef Competition, its own commercial value will definitely go up.

As one of the 50 media judges, New Speech was invited to participate.

After getting this information, I immediately called Yin Deji and told him that this was a rare opportunity to make a name for himself and that there was still a month to prepare.

He danced over there: "I've been waiting in Beijing for so long, God has opened his eyes, and it's finally my grandson's turn to counterattack!" ”

I told him to take it easy, the country's masters will sign up, you have to be careful.

He calmed down and said, "Attentively, yes, I have been cooking with my heart."