"Fan Ren, that guy is condescending, I always think his behavior is particularly suspicious, or maybe he has misunderstood something...... Since he seems to be afraid of me, why don't I deliberately provoke him in the past as a test to see how he reacts? Qi Mu, what do you think? ”

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"I know from your face that you must think I have a good idea, so be it, I'll go and try their depths...... Qi Mu, you are a superpower, if something goes wrong, you have to protect me! ”

Why should I protect you? You don't need any protection at all, do you? Even if they have some strange abilities, they won't be able to stop your Heavenly Fire from burning the city. What's more, I'm the one who needs to be protected now. 】

"That's settled, I'm over."

[Don't tell me without permission, hey! 】

I led the bird You Liuhua and walked towards the foreign visitors...... To be honest, I actually have no bottom in my heart, and it can be seen from the hands of Xia Shu and Fan Renlu before that these foreign visitors all have unique skills, at least to the level of [Great Emperor], if they don't do it, there are also people who are close to the level of [Fengguo], but there is definitely no one who has reached [Fengguo]...... Although this world does not have the convenient ability to directly detect the strength of others, it can only be judged by experience, so according to my old and spicy eyes, absolutely no one of these guys will have the level of Fengguo, if there is, I will eat Xiang live!

But even the level of the Great Emperor is difficult to deal with, you must know that I am a weak chicken now, let alone the Great Emperor, even if it is a [Wanderer], it is enough for me to drink a pot.

If it's someone who knows my [Immortal Bird] name, it's okay, and you can still fake the tiger's might, bully them for information lag, and pretend to be trembling and majestic. But if I didn't know, I would have to be a turtle with a shrunken head and endure the calm for a while.

Then some people must have questions, since I have no bottom in my heart, I am still a weak chicken, why do I volunteer to test those foreign visitors? Wouldn't it be nice to be in peace with them?

Of course not!

My course of action is: "If anyone offends me, I will offend, and if anyone does not offend me, I will offend!" ”

That's right! I'm just so anxious that I want to die!

It is not clear whether I will die if I do it, but if I don't do it, I will definitely die!

After all, I'm the number one death king among the people who will die if they don't die!

But although I am dead, I am not brainless, on the contrary, I feel that I am not only wise and brave, but also have no last resort!

Although what I want to do is to provoke Fan Ren, an capable person, didn't I just let Qi Mu Kusuo protect me? That's my back hand, or hole cards. Although Saiki Kusuo didn't say a word, and his face was as expressionless as ever, I could tell from his eyes that he had agreed to my request—he would definitely protect me if I was in danger! After all, although a person's mouth may lie, the eyes are the window of the human soul, and it is absolutely impossible to deceive people!

As long as there is Qimu Nanxiong behind me as a strong backing, I can go to Wangji to tease the emperor, and dare to take off the scarlet ink stockings and lick her feet!

That's right! I'm just that coquettish!

Thinking of this, I was still a little weak-hearted, and I suddenly had the confidence, leading the bird to swim Liuhua, and walked forward with a dragon and tiger step, and swaggered in front of Fan Ren.

Pulling it like a two-hundred-and-five, I pointed to his nose and scolded, "Did you just take the wrong medicine?" There has to be a reason to be a fool, right? I don't know you at all, I don't know anyone before today, you expose me with zombies, forget it, that's what you should do, but what does it mean to apologize to me? Something wrong with your brain? ”

"Huh?"

Fan Ren couldn't figure out the current situation at all, obviously he was fine, and I forgave him personally, why did he suddenly come to the door and scold him?

He looked at me with a blank expression: "That... My lord..."

"Don't call me sir! I'm not your adult, and I don't have a son like you! ”

Fan Ren was stunned for a moment, and then anger rose in his heart...... No matter who is inexplicably scolded as a son, he will subconsciously feel disgusted, not to mention these arrogant and capable people, the degree of his anger can be imagined...... But I don't care at all, I can even say that it is exactly what I want, the purpose of my coming here is to test his purpose and attitude, after all, people are most likely to lose their minds when they are angry, and after losing their minds, they can easily set out their purposes.

However, just when I thought Fan Ren was going to be angry, he put a smile on his face again:

"My Lady... Well... Sir, Mr. Xiaofu, you really like to joke, haven't you sincerely apologized to you before, and you have forgiven you, what advice do you have when you come here now? ”

Fan Ren put on a kind look, but the fleeting glint of anger in his eyes did not escape the capture of my sharp eyes.

So doubts rose in my heart.......

Endure it?

How did he hold back?

Why did he hold back his anger?

It's completely unreasonable!

If it was a small fight if I asked him to apologize to me with his chest exposed, but now that I blatantly scold him for being my son, can he still hold back his anger?

Problematic!

Definitely there is a problem!

But I'm not afraid!

Whatever you have any schemes, just call me out, I don't care!

Because there's someone behind me!

"Huh."

I let out a contemptuous laugh, as if to mock him for his cowardice and ignorance.

Fan Ren's face changed for a while when I laughed, but he still smiled and tried his best to force a smile: "Mr. Xiaofu... What exactly do you mean? ”

"What do you mean by asking me? I'm here to ask you what you mean, right? You apologize to me without saying a word... Am I the kind of person who can apologize casually?! … You must have done something to be sorry for me to do this, right? I was confused by you before, and I just figured it out ....... I just figured it out, since you want to apologize to me, you have to explain what you're sorry for, right? Or what shall I forgive you? ”

Fan Ren: "But didn't you just say it yourself?" I'm here to apologize to you because I accidentally offended you about zombies. ”

"Nonsense!"

I sneered: "For such a trivial matter, is it worth a hero to apologize?" Even if I was arrogant, I wouldn't think I could make a hero deign to apologize. What's more, looking at your previous arrogant appearance, you are not the type to apologize if you do something wrong...... Say! What are your intentions?! ”

Fan Ren wanted to cry without tears, he didn't expect to apologize and say that he was in trouble, but this made him feel even more that I was an oversized existence standing in front of him with a domineering face. Otherwise, ordinary people would never dare to make irresponsible remarks and ridicule and insult in front of him...... Look at the wisteria group over there, since they were killed by Natsuki, they are like grandsons in front of several "heroes".

"Mr. Xiaofu, I really apologized to you just because I offended you before, and there is absolutely nothing else in it, let alone doing anything else to be sorry for you!"

I crossed my arms and squinted at him, "Really? ”

"You must trust me!"

"I don't believe it."

Fan Ren was about to cry: "Then how can you believe me?" ”

"Trust you?"

I laughed mockingly

"I want you to believe you, unless you take off your pants and get down on your knees and lick the soles of my shoes."

Fan Ren was stunned, he didn't expect that I would make such a request that was deliberately embarrassing, after being stunned, the flames of anger began to scorch Fan Ren's heart wildly, and the string called reason in his brain was immediately broken, and the fear of death with a question mark was instantly forgotten by him...... The anger at my taunt erupted along with the anger I had at calling him my son.

His body shook like a spring, and he stretched out his index finger in a rage, pointing at my nose and shouting:

"Are you so crazy! Shame on you, right? Labor ......"

But halfway through the scolding, the words behind "labor" were swallowed back by Fan Rensheng, because the voices of several other reincarnation team members sounded in the psychic network......

Hong Wei hurriedly persuaded: "Calm down! Have you forgotten who he is?! He may be a being comparable to the Lord God! If we him off, we might be wiped out! ”

Xia Shu: "Yes, yes, Fan Ren, you have to hold back!" Don't kill yourself on the spur of the moment...... As the saying goes, a big husband can bend and stretch, a dragon can be big and small, endure the calm for a while, and survive is really a hero! ”

Lan Yi: "Let's be so scared to say, Fan Ren, don't make that guy angry, if you start a fire and kill us all, you can't cry!" ”

Fan Ren was implicitly angry: "Then what do you want me to do?" Really lick the soles of his shoes? ”

Natsuki: "Don't forget to take off your pants and have to kneel!" ”

Fan Ren shouted angrily: "...... it! Labor and management want you to say! ”

Hong Wei also frowned and said, "Natsuki, where did you get so much nonsense?" It's not big enough, is it? If Fan Ren is impulsive in a fit of rage, we will all suffer! ”

Natsuki: "Okay captain...... Fan Ren, let me tell you, the current situation is not completely unsolvable, don't be impulsive first, ask him what he wants to do, and if there is any room for reversal...... But if it still doesn't work... I don't think you'll have to solve your own troubles, and you can't implicate us......"

Fan Ren: "...... I know you can't spit ivory out of your mouth... However, I know, labor and management will not be impulsive, and there are so many little Loli in the world who are in dire straits waiting for me to save them, so that they will not have a hot brain and look for death. ”

……

The fury on Fan Ren's face gradually calmed down, and finally he even put on a flattering smile again: "Ahem... That one... Mr. Xiaofu, why don't you think about it? Under less harsh conditions, I'll do it! No ambiguity! ”

I looked at Fan Ren, who was scolding and scolding and suddenly changing his smiling face, and I had a sentence in my heart that I didn't know whether to talk about it or not.

Nima!

What's going on with this person?

Why don't you continue to be angry!

Angry to that extent, you can also say calm down? Can you also laugh and laugh?

I'm ready to take the first impact, and you're so shameless?!

How strong is your psychological quality and self-control?!

You're the one who said it, right?

hit your left cheek, do you still want to stick out your right cheek for people to beat?!

……

Thinking about it carefully, Fan Ren's behavior is indeed too abnormal, what did he misunderstand? Why is this possible? No way! I had to figure it out, or my curiosity would kill me. I came here today to provoke him and see what kind of medicine he buried in his gourd, so that he couldn't give up halfway!

So I quickly picked up a set of combinations:

"Scolding? Why don't you scold? Then scolding? Come on? Keep scolding? I have a problem, I feel uncomfortable if I don't get scolded for a day, you know! Hurry up, hurry up, scold! ”

Fan Ren bowed his body, with a smile on his face, like an ancient eunuch serving the emperor, and bowed down: "Mr. Xiaofu, you are laughing, I just had a sudden twitch in my brain... You may not know it, but I have intermittent mental disorder, and I can't tell when I'm going to get sick. Please forgive me this time, if you have a large number of them. ”

"Forgive you? I spit on you in the face, please forgive me, do you agree? ”

"Why not? The so-called heaven has the virtue of a good life... Wrong... It is forgiving and forgiving, and being able to endure is a true gentleman, although it doesn't have to be to the extent of hitting me on the left cheek and letting you hit the right cheek, but just a verbal insult can still be tolerated. ”

I was stunned, I couldn't help but admire, I didn't expect this guy to have such an awareness, it's really unseemly...

Ay?

Wrong!

He almost took him over.

"Don't talk nonsense with me, can you take off your pants and kneel down to lick my soles?"

I showed an evil look: "If you don't do it, don't blame me for being ruthless!" ”

Fan Ren's face was extremely ugly, and he asked cautiously: "Mr. Xiaofu, can't you really change the conditions?" ”

"It's not impossible, as long as it's ......"

Fan Ren's eyes immediately showed a glint of hope: "As long as anything, please say!" ”

I sneered, "As long as you call me dad and let me slap you a hundred more times, this matter will be forgotten." ”

Fan Ren's face changed in an instant, and he was finally not ready to endure it: "Labor and management fan you spicy next door!" ”

I saw that he immediately stretched out his right hand and pressed it on the ground, and there were words in his mouth....... as if he was holding back some big move.

Yo yo yo! Going to make a move?!

Very good!

I quickly glanced back at Saiki Kusuo and found that he was standing still calmly, still with a paralyzed face...... The heart that had been lifted up a little bit immediately went down.

Looking at Qi Mu Kusuo's appearance, I know that he must be confident, in this case, no matter what tricks Fan Ren uses, I am not afraid, after all, with a superpower like Qi Mu Kusuo, it is not just a few kittens and puppies that can hurt me under his protection.

So while Fan Ren was still swaying before making moves, I continued to taunt him:

"What? Finally can't take it anymore? Come on! Aren't you a superpower?! You have the ability to kill me! You think I'm afraid of you! I'm telling you, I can kill 108,000 pieces of garbage like you with a single sneeze, not counting drowning in my saliva! Hurry up and kneel down for me and lick the soles of my shoes, I can still let you live, otherwise... Hmph, let you die without a place to be buried! (To be continued.) )