Chapter 262 Act VIII (Part 1) Whose Conspiracy?
"Bastard!"
Fan Ren really didn't care if I was a powerful existence at this time, he didn't really believe Xia Shu's speculation, and at the beginning, he felt that the probability of my so-called super-spec existence was less than ten percent. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The reason why he apologized to me in a low voice was just in case, but now, he thinks that it is not cost-effective to lose 90% of his dignity for the sake of a less than 10% possibility, and besides, in Fan Ren's opinion, even if a person like me is really hidden, he is not very powerful.
So...
"Labor and management have endured you for a long time! I hate you the most bitten slut who nagging and nagging and catching people! "Fan Ren spoke to me.
I smiled slightly, unmoved, this level of insult was not even a breeze for a billion-year-old demon like me... I'm even in the mood to get a haircut that is a little messy.
"What do you say? I didn't hear it. I'm really sorry, when people get old, their ears are not very good, and they are not very sensitive to the sounds of dogs, pigs, and other animals. ”
"Nima!"
Fan Ren's face turned green..... I always thought that the so-called face turning green was just an exaggeration in literature...... is worthy of being a superpower, but ordinary people are different.
At this time, although the incantation in Fan Ren's mouth was a little out of tune, under the effect of his ability, centered on the position where he was standing, ripples like water began to appear on the ground around him, and the entire rooftop was ready to move, as if something was about to emerge from below.
What will pop up?
I'm a little curious.
It won't be the same Lori figures from before, right? Those little girls have a lot of temper but they don't have much ability, and they are more than enough to deal with zombies, but I still can't move me if I want to be protected by Qi Mu Nanxiong.
At this time, in the mental network of the reincarnation team, there was a ruckus again.
Hong Wei's voice was eager: "Calm down!" Fan Ren, calm down! You want to provoke a super strong person, but it is all of us who suffer! Be sure to exercise restraint and calm down! ”
Lan Yi was nervous: "Lori controls your brain and says it's really wrong!" Endure it and it will pass, do you have to find death? Even if you want to die, don't bother us all. ”
Ye Hui Lian trembled: "Brother Fan Ren... In short, think clearly... Just don't be impulsive.
Xia Shu even said in a frightened tone in the Mind Network: "Fan Ren, are you crazy?! it! Don't drag us with you if you want to die! Isn't it just licking the soles of your shoes? As for the development to put life and death out of the way, and fight with people to the end?! ”
Fan Ren shouted angrily: "What you say is extremely light, if you have the ability, you can take off your pants and kneel on the ground to lick the soles of his shoes!" I don't believe you can not be angry! ”
Natsuki: "Of course I'm angry, maybe even more so than you!" But the point is that I'm not the one who wants to take off my pants and kneel on the ground to lick the soles of other people's shoes, so I'm not angry at all now. ”
Fan Ren was furious: "Xia Shu, you are so ......"
He wanted to greet Natsuki's three generations of female relatives at the top of his throat, but was interrupted by Hong Weiwei's roar: "You two are finished?!! Day by day I know that there is a lot of noise...... Can you use it a little? What else can you do but make a mess?! ”
Fan Ren complained bitterly: "What does the captain's matter have to do with me!" It was the NPC named Xiaofu who came to the door and scolded me, how could he rely on me? ”
Xia Shu sneered: "You didn't deliberately make things difficult for him before, but now he will deliberately make things difficult for you?" After all, it's not your own trouble. ”
Fan Ren was indignant: "Are you embarrassed to gloat? If you hadn't concealed the key news, would I have nothing to provoke that little man? ”
"So you're going to rely on me, right?"
Natsuki disdainful: "It's a pity that it's you and not me who are forced to take off your pants and kneel down to lick the soles of your shoes now." ”
Hong Wei: "Enough! I was so told! Fan Ren, you don't care about Xia Shu for now, I'll clean it up after him, you have to endure this experience now no matter what, otherwise all of us may not be able to eat and walk around. ”
Although Fan Ren was unwilling, but after a few people's interruptions, his anger was slightly alleviated, even if I really didn't exist high beyond the specifications, but for the sake of his own life, he still decided to endure it a little longer.
And I'm staring at the ground curiously, wondering what new things are coming out of it.... But it seems that I probably can't see what Fan Ren will do, because I don't know why, Fan Ren just looked resentful and eager to eat my flesh and drink my blood, and suddenly began to laugh again, and the ripples on the ground gradually disappeared, and slowly returned to his original appearance.
"Mr. Xiaofu, I'm really sorry... I just seem to have made the same mistake again, hey..... I'm really sorry... I swear, I have absolutely no intention of offending you, it's really just that I'm mentally ill and out of control every now and then, and if there's anything that accidentally offends you, please be magnanimous and don't be angry. ”
Ay?
You've always been a tortoise, haven't you? Can you endure this?!
Terrible! Even I have to admire your city.
To be honest, I don't even know what expression to use to face Fan Ren, who is extremely entangled, and I feel a little uncomfortable for him when I see his smile that is more ugly than crying...... I obviously want to crush my bones and ashes, but I don't know why I always make a 180-degree turn of attitude at the critical moment when I am about to make a move.
However, I came here on purpose today, and if he doesn't cooperate like this, I won't let him have a good time!
Isn't it good to be honest and make me so angry that I lose my mind? I'd rather admit that I'm mentally ill than endure it...... If there is no conspiracy in it, I will broadcast a 360-degree upside down jerk!
So I didn't give him a chance to buffer at all, and before his voice completely fell, I started scolding:
"I don't think you're just sick in the head, right? You're simply incompetent! Sexual impotence! Why am I scolding you? It's okay to have a little backbone like a man, okay? Bullying a psychopath who doesn't scold back, I don't have a sense of accomplishment at all, it's good! ”
"Ugh!!"
My words made Fan Ren's whole face tremble, and it was obviously very hard to endure it, but he still forcibly mobilized his facial muscles and put on a smile...... Even if this smile is even uglier than the dead parents: "Mr. Xiaofu is really like a god, even I can detect the unspeakable secrets of that aspect......"
No way!
How dare you admit it!
You're amazing! Labor and management recognition!
Fan Ren paused, and then said: "Look, I don't care if I have a problem with my brain, and I can't do it in that regard, can you relax the requirements a little... Lick the soles and slap yourself what... It's a bit ......."
"What's the matter? A bit of a shame? ”
I looked at him in amazement: "You have the courage to admit that you have a brain disease, and you dare to tell me the truth about your hidden disease...... Licking the soles of your shoes and slapping them or something isn't more difficult to accept than admitting your sexual impotence, right? ”
"How can I say it, Mr. Xiaofu, although it may not be much different for some people, but... This has nothing to do with my... Well... Ability related... Right! It has something to do with my abilities, so I can't do it! ”
I squinted at Fan Ren...... Even the brainless can tell he's talking nonsense.
But since he said everything about this, I can't say anything more to make him lick the soles of his shoes and slap himself, but he can't just fool the past...... After all, I came to test his information with twelve points of sincerity, and if nothing came out, I would go back in disgrace, not only could not satisfy my curiosity, but also let Saiki Kusuo look at me.
Looking at Fan Ren, who lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to his eyes, and looked like he was beating and scolding, my eyes gradually became cold...... Do you think this will stump me? What a naivety!
The scolding experience I've accumulated over the years is not covered!
How can you scold people so that they are angry and angry, and they have to fight to calm down? I've learned a lot!
The essence of scolding is to grasp the mistakes in the enemy's words ** repeated attacks, and the second is to infinitely magnify the enemy's small shortcomings, as long as you grasp these two points and ignore what the enemy says, you can win the scolding war unreasonably.
So, on the basis of Fan Ren's self-proclaimed incompetence, I mocked: "It has something to do with your ability? Why do I think it has something to do with your incompetence? ”
Fan Ren said obediently: "What you say is what it is, right?" ”
"You think I can't see if I don't care, you can't help but want to whip me a long time ago?"
"Mr. Xiaofu, you are laughing, how dare I smoke you?"
I didn't answer his words, and said to myself, "Oh oh! I understand! I finally got it! ”
Putting on a look of sudden realization: "You're not actually incompetent at all, but... Something too small, right? ”
I looked at him obscenely: "No wonder I asked you to take off your pants, but you didn't do it, in fact, it's because your Ding Ding is too small and feels very inferior, and he doesn't dare to show it for everyone to see, so he doesn't dare to take off his pants!" ”
"I..."
Seeing that Fan Ren seemed to want to say something, I quickly interrupted him,
"I see, so it is! I understood one more thing. ”
Fan Ren's face was very ugly, but he still asked, "What do you understand?" ”
I sneered in my heart...... With such an obvious trap, you can step into it with one foot, and if you don't take a wave of rhythm, I'm afraid you don't know how I got the title of champion of the senior group of fancy swearing!
"You're actually a lolicon, aren't you?"
Fan Ren was stunned: "How do you know?" ”
Then he smiled again: "You know what, I was originally Lolicon, I sat upright, and I was never afraid of criticism from others." After all, Lori is king! Compared with those blue pools, Lori has many benefits, they are petite and powerless and easy to push down, and they are cute and sweet and easy to train! Lori is easy to eat, and when you push it, the resistance is not fierce, and you will take the initiative to hug it! Lori can push a few at a time, and she is not afraid of Lori slapping! Don't worry about Lori cheating, you can also develop horizontally with girlfriends, don't be too comfortable to push one and get three free! Lori only accounts whether you are good to her or not, and it doesn't matter how much her salary is. Although anyone can call "big brother", little Lori is not ordinary. They have a long shelf life, low cost, and when you get tired of playing, you can also try the girl and the royal sister. Do you say Lori is good? Good! Therefore, the heavens are up to me, and I can go far on the road of Lolicon! ”
Ay??!
I stupidly watched Fan Ren, who was still unsatisfied, and didn't know how to take it..... I just watched him summon a bunch of loli creatures, and he kept rubbing a loli figure with a loli figure, and guessed casually, trying to seize this point to taunt him... Unexpectedly, he guessed correctly, and he admitted it confidently...... It's really perverted every day, and there are a lot of them today, if it's usual, just with the bunch of words he said, he can go to the superpower prison for a few years, but now...... It's okay.,Since he generously admitted that he was Lori,,I'll fulfill him.。
"Hey, hey..."
I smiled sinisterly, "There is no one else who can make my Ding Ding novel so high-sounding except you." ”
"What the hell do you mean...... What does it have to do with me being Loliton and Ding Dingxiao? ”
"How could it not matter?!"
My expression was exaggerated: "If you weren't Ding Dingxiao, would you like Lori?" Because only a simple and inexperienced Lori can feel your Tintin, right? Otherwise, if you change to a high school student, you may not be able to know if you put it in or not! ”
"You !!"
Fan Ren began to glare at me again..... Let's not mention the anger that he was originally able to hold, let's just say that there is absolutely no man who can endure another man's ridicule of his small things, after all, this is a reverse scale, and if you touch it, you will die, and no man is an exception!
"What are you? The Lori figure you've been holding in your hand is also special, right? In my experience, it is estimated that it is still silicone... Tsk,Eighty percent of the only silicone figurines that are more than ten centimeters high can really satisfy you.,Because even Lori,It's very reluctant for your little toothpick.,Basically don't feel anything! So you're really a pervert... I actually hold a figure equivalent to an airplane cup and rub it anytime and anywhere... Do you like to jerk off in public with an airplane cup? Also... Your thing is so small that people with bad eyes won't be able to see it at all! ”
"You're looking for death!"
Fan Ren's expression was hideous, the green tendons on his neck flared up, and he shouted loudly:
"Labor and management trough, you big Sprite! Insult me, forget it! How dare you defile my Fran! My Fran is so pure, beautiful, and ignorant of the world, how dare you say that she is... She's a airplane cup?!! Who are you today! I'm going to kill you! If you can't die, you'll be splashed with blood! ”
Oh? Is your weakness the figure?
It can be seen that this time Fan Ren is completely different from the previous two times, and he is really angry. He's not just going to crush me, he's going to kill my whole family... It's a pity that I don't have any family, and the only one he goes to is to deliver snacks.
"Death to Lao Tzu!"
Fan Ren, who looked crazy, didn't know what to do, and this time he didn't even recite the incantation, and a forty-meter-long cement handleless long knife instantly appeared on the rooftop ground, directly aimed at me and cut it off on the head.
But I stood motionless as if I was frightened, stunned as I looked at the long knife that was getting closer and closer.
"Fan Ren! Calm down! Don't be impulsive. ”
"! Fan Ren, you are going to die! Stop labor and management! ”
Xia Shu's voice and Hong Wei sounded almost in equal order.
Hong Wei had already used his ability as he spoke, and the invisible pulling force was blessed, layer by layer on the long knife summoned by Fan Ren, making the long knife that had been cut off half of it stagnant in mid-air....
And Natsuki also made a move, his power involves rules, and it is a power that is more subtle and difficult to fathom than Hong Wei's gravity... But when Natsuki's power was poured into the long knife, the long but fierce one that had obviously stopped began to accelerate, aiming at me again and falling at a rapid speed!
At the same time, except for Kai Hongwei, a voice sounded in the ears of all the reincarnation team members: "Do it!" (To be continued.) )