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Fortunately, the green light all the way, Liu Yifeng looked at the time, and estimated that he would be able to arrive at the venue at half past eight.

However, the good times were short-lived, and at the mouth of a tunnel about ten minutes away from the venue, a long queue of vehicles began to form, and there was almost no sign of moving.

"Oh no, there's an accident in the tunnel. Master, quickly turn around and go the other way. Liu Yifeng hurriedly commanded.

But apparently it was too late, during the rush hour, the cars were one after another, and as soon as they stopped slightly, there was a long queue behind them, plus individual stoppers, their cars were completely blocked in the middle, and it was difficult to move an inch.

After waiting in the car for five minutes, the car could not move forward at all. Liu Yifeng had no choice but to get out of the car and trot into the tunnel to see what was happening at the bottom.

A large truck loaded with gravel traversed the tunnel, the body was tilted, and the stones paved all the way, almost blocking the entire tunnel, only the sidewalk next to it, bicycles and motorcycles could pass. Looking at the stones in that place, I am afraid that I will not be able to clean them up in an hour or two.

Dejected, he returned to the car.

"Xiao Liu, is there a traffic jam ahead?"

"yes, and I can't move for a while. However, it is already very close to the venue, and if you walk there, it will only take half an hour, so you can still have time. Liu Yifeng almost made it clear that everyone had better leave quickly.

The agent who didn't know your surname was originally very good at breaking thoughts, but he was silent at this time, not agreeing or objecting, which made Liu Yifeng embarrassed.

Just when I was worried, there was a horn sound outside the car. Rolling down the window, it turned out that Zhang Zhilei was riding a little donkey.

"Brother Feng, the firefighters are here to report!"

"He really deserves to be a good brother, and he can be anxious about what I am anxious about." Traffic jams, small donkeys are the most suitable, fast and convenient.

glanced at Lin Lala, wrapped tightly, and couldn't see the expression. I had to look at the silent agent again, but I deliberately looked out the window.

"We don't want to see the traffic jam either, I'm really embarrassed. But time is pressing, so I can only grieve Miss Lala to take an electric car to the venue, which is actually very convenient. ”

Silence again.

"What do you mean? Time is running out. Liu Yifeng was a little anxious. simply said no, he had a reply, in case of special circumstances, the model himself did not cooperate, and the responsibility was not all his. But what's the deal with silence?

Or silence.

Just as he was about to say something more, Liu Yifeng's mobile phone rang, and he was the director of the logistics department.

"Liu Yifeng, if you drop the chain for me over there, be careful that you can't eat and walk around, whether it's a car accident or someone dies, Miss Lala, you have to carry it for me."

The director of the logistics department almost shouted out on the phone, and even Zhang Zhilei outside the car heard it.

Gritting his teeth, Liu Yifeng continued to persuade patiently: "Let's hurry up and go." ”

Finally, the agent who didn't know your surname spoke up: "Didn't your leader just say that you should be responsible for carrying Miss Lala over?" We all heard it, didn't you hear it? ”

"Actually, it's uncomfortable to carry." Miss Lin Lala added to her mother's block at a critical moment.

"Yes, yes, it's still comfortable for a little donkey." Liu Yifeng hurriedly answered.

"You're not Zhang Guolao, what kind of little donkey are you riding? Isn't that shameful enough? The agent who didn't know your surname immediately turned to Liu Yifeng: "Either send a helicopter to pick it up, or you are responsible for pulling it over, it's the worst, wait for the road to open and then leave." There are already three options, not to mention that we put on a shelf. ”

"Carrying it on its back, that's just an exaggerated metaphor for our leaders." Liu Yifeng really wanted to break out, but he still tried to endure it.

"Exaggeration? I don't think so. ”

If it weren't for the fact that they were women, they would really want to punch them, and even women would want to do it.

"Ding Dong" Liu Yifeng's mobile phone message rang, it was indeed sent by the retouching software, but it was not a dialog box, but a group of photos of beautiful women, there were more than a dozen, all of them were first-class, but they were not stars.

Who are they?

[Picture from the Internet]

What do you mean?

[Which do you want to become?] ]

What the? Let me become a woman? To be a showcase? Don't do it!

[Then would you rather be humiliated by a woman's crotch or be fired?] ]

Can't you just make one out of thin air? Like a Porsche sports car, like a winning ticket.

[I'm not Nuwa, how can I create a person]

Become a woman, and don't do it to death.

At this time, Liu Yifeng's phone rang again.

"Liu Yifeng, I can't see you coming over with Miss Lala on your back within ten minutes, so you don't have to come over again."

He glanced at the two Buddhas in the back seat, each looking out the window.

The eldest husband would rather become a woman than be humiliated by a woman's crotch!

Angrily opened the car door and took Zhang Zhilei's helmet hanging on the front of the car and put it on his head.

"Peak...... Brother Feng, she ...... What about her? You went there alone, and the supervisor didn't castrate you? ”

"There's so much nonsense, don't drive fast." At this moment, Liu Yifeng has already made up his mind, he has even been a dog, and being a woman can be regarded as experiencing life. After all, sometimes I wonder if a woman has two pieces of meat hanging on her chest, will it be very heavy to walk? Those shemales, obviously men, are wearing women's clothes and being touched by men, what is it like?

There is another point that Liu Yifeng is actually very curious about. On the issue of popping, is it the man who is more happy or the woman who is more happy? It stands to reason that men seem to be happier with this thing, and men should be more happy. But there are also metaphors that say that this snapping thing is the same as picking your nostrils with your fingers, so it seems that women are more happy. Besides, it has always been women who say "I still want it", men who can't do it, no men who say "I still want it", and women who surrender their guns. What is the truth?

When you become a woman, you may be able to know what women think, and the more you know about women, the easier it will be to find a girlfriend. Yes, you may know why Sun Yinuo didn't say goodbye, and why Jin Lin suddenly turned her face.

It's like a problem boy, the more I think about it, the more Liu Yifeng feels that becoming a woman is a thing worth trying. Besides, this is also a last resort, in essence, he is still a straight man.

Thinking so, soon the little donkey carried the two to the venue.

"Liu Yifeng, where is the model?" The director of the logistics department stood at the door of the venue early, and when he saw that it was Liu Yifeng who took off his helmet behind Zhang Zhilei, the anger came up.

"I called my sister, who is also a model, and is now backstage."

As soon as Liu Yifeng said this, the director of the logistics department did not react, but Zhang Zhilei was taken aback.

"Brother Feng, when did you have a sister? Did you really hit your head last time when you were beaten by Gu Lili? He tugged at the corner of Liu Yifeng's clothes and asked in a low voice.

"If you look like this, your sister can still be a model? Let's be a model for a shroud shop. The head of the logistics department spared no effort to quip.

Moreover, he has been staying at the venue since seven o'clock, and he knows that everyone who comes in knows that there are no models at all, except for Liang Meimei, who has acne on his face for the past two days, and he doesn't even have a slightly more beautiful woman.

Liu Yifeng gritted his teeth, ignored the director of the logistics department, and did not answer Zhang Zhilei's words. Damn, although Lao Tzu doesn't have a sister, if Lao Tzu has a sister, he will definitely be beautiful and immortal.

"I'll see how you can make me a big change from the backstage." The head of the logistics department said indignantly.

His duty is to report the matter after today, and when Liu Yifeng is fired, his 30,000 yuan will not be hot. As for the model, he has already arranged his cousin and niece, who just went to art school at the age of 18 and is 1.72 meters tall.

Liu Yifeng hurriedly ran to the backstage, saw a locker room with curtains at a glance, and quickly hid inside.

took out his mobile phone, and selected a more general one on the more than a dozen online pictures given by the retouching software.

Why? First, this online picture is very fake, the eyes are spicy, the nose is spicy, the mouth is spicy, the skin is white, and the chest is big and big. At this point, Liu Yifeng is not confused.

Second, since it is a temporary top bag, and the previous main Lin Lala is just that posture, Gu Lili is considered to be superior, so she can't hula herself and become a fairy all of a sudden, so cover the two above. What I just said is my own sister, if the limelight is big, is it possible to transform every once in a while?

As soon as I clicked Save, the originally dim locker room was lit up by the curtain that was suddenly lifted. Before anyone heard his voice, he was the head of the logistics department.

"Liu Yifeng, don't think you're hiding inside...... Face...... It's darker inside...... Nun...... Girl, you're still out ...... Come out. ”

Seeing that the director of the logistics department opened his mouth wide and his tongue was about to fall out, Liu Yifeng knew that he had become a woman, and it was definitely not very ordinary.

Looking back at the mirror again, if it weren't for some psychological preparation in advance, plus the previous experience of becoming a dog, Liu Yifeng was afraid that he would faint with fright.

I don't care at all whether the woman I have become in the mirror is beautiful or ugly, the key is really a woman. There are breasts, real breasts, and the words are gone, really gone. Suddenly I thought about what to do if I was in need of urine, I would meet a pervert when I went to the men's toilet, and I always felt like a pervert when I went to the women's toilet. Why hadn't you considered such a real problem before?

"You are Liu Yifeng's ......," the head of the logistics department asked again. The woman in front of her, because her facial features are not very clear in the dim environment, but she can be seen to be a beautiful woman just by her outline. However, this weak light just highlights the extremely graceful curves of the woman. He almost couldn't help but reach out and touch the pair of giant pairs. Milk.

"Ahem." Seeing the salty pig hand stretched out to him, Liu Yifeng coughed twice. These two coughs pulled the director of the logistics department and Liu Yifeng himself back from all kinds of surprises at the same time.