Chapter 22: Perfect Transformation
This time it's really not a man dressed as a woman, and even the sound of coughing can be heard as a woman, and it's a beautiful woman. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoIt turns out that this transformation has not only changed its appearance, but also its voice.
For a moment, Liu Yifeng was even thinking that if he became a woman at this time, would he be able to get pregnant? If you get pregnant, and then you become a man again, do you want to give birth to the child from the asshole? Suddenly, there was a little pain in the ribs. It is said that the pain of giving birth to a child is equal to twenty ribs being broken at the same time, and just two ribs were broken three days ago, and the pain was so painful that I couldn't help myself, and giving birth to a child was too terrifying.
"I am Liu Yifeng's sister, my name is Liu Yifei." Liu Yifeng thinks that this name is quite easy to use, and the last time he met Jin Lin in the big bath camp, he also used this name, although "Liu Yifei" at this time and "Liu Yifei" last time are simply very different, but they are essentially themselves.
"You...... You are much more beautiful than Liu Yifei......" The director of the logistics department retracted his hand in embarrassment and smirked.
Liu Yifeng remembered that the director of the logistics department was a well-known wife who was strict, probably because he was, so his wife was very strict. Basically, as long as there is a place where a woman will appear, his wife will rush over to check the post. I ran in in a hurry just now, as if I had caught a glimpse of his wife.
Such a good opportunity, it's not good to play, I'm sorry for changing this face and figure, he is now a real beauty Liu Yifei.
"What do you think I'm pretty?" Liu Yifeng took a step forward, forcing the director of the logistics department to stumble back, but fortunately he held on to a chair and didn't fall on his buttocks.
"Both...... All beautiful. ”
"Is the face more beautiful......" said Liu Yifeng brushed his face with his hand, and lightly touched his lips: "It's still more beautiful breasts...... and squeezed the breasts that were about to burst out: "Or maybe the waist is more beautiful......" At the same time, he twisted the willow waist that Yingying was holding.
The eyes of the director of the logistics department, with the movements of the beautiful woman in front of him, went down a little bit, the eyeballs were about to protrude, and the tongue was even more uncontrollably long.
At this time, a pair of eyes appeared behind the head of the logistics department, glowing green, if it was at night, it would be an absolutely terrifying atmosphere.
Liu Yifeng felt that he was about to break this body, and obviously, the director of the logistics department was about to be unlucky.
"What do you think of your legs? And feet, pretty? Liu Yifeng lifted his legs, shook them, raised them, raised them again,
The logistics director pouted his ass and almost fell to the ground, eager to plunge under his skirt.
Just when everything was so beautiful and time was almost stopping, the director of the logistics department suddenly felt a cold wind coming from behind, and then his butt was kicked vigorously and he fell directly to the ground, perfectly interpreting the dog's mud throwing posture.
"How? Is it pretty? ”
When the director of the logistics department heard this cold voice, his whole person froze: "Old ...... Wife, I came to Liu Yifeng, he ...... He lost the model ......"
Liu Yifeng felt that this state was very good, and he was sorry for this skin if he didn't fall into the well, so he deliberately pulled his throat and said: "My brother is obviously at the front desk, you are really annoying, people are changing clothes, and they actually opened the curtain directly, and you have seen it all gone." As he spoke, he put his hands on his chest.
"Go, buy a durian for the old lady." The tigress of the head of the logistics department is once again in full swing.
Durian...... Are you still in the mood to eat fruit at this time? Or is this some kind of special punishment? Do you want to smoke him to death? Liu Yifeng wondered.
But apparently the head of the logistics department has been like ashes, this is a heavyweight punishment, to kneel and burst a durian, or rely on the weight, the knee pokes into a honeycomb, or it drags time, and the thigh stiffens into wood. Either way, it's dead.
Just when the three of them were at an impasse, Liang Meili ran in: "The time is almost up, why hasn't the model come yet?" ”
If the model doesn't arrive, unless the man comes on the stage, the whole company is suitable for her as a woman, so at this moment, Liang Meili is one of the people who are most concerned about whether the model has arrived. However, she also hated herself for not becoming steel, and her originally good face suddenly had acne. Out of caution, I didn't squeeze it, and went directly to the beauty salon to deal with it. But I don't know why, the more I deal with it, the worse it gets, and the acne has acne on it, like a stacked pagoda. My boyfriend hasn't touched himself for three days, and he said he wanted to vomit when he saw his face. If this continues, the BMW man will not be able to keep it.
"Here, here the models." Liu Yifeng raised his hand excitedly. Seeing the acne on Liang Meimei's face, he was happy, this is called good retribution, evil retribution, when the time comes, the acne explodes. In fact, the double layer of acne is not perfect, and then I will order another layer, and the third layer will be more like a pagoda. And I heard that the BMW man hasn't come to pick up Liang Meili for several days. In fact, this was a gentle breakup, which made her mistakenly think that it was just a matter of her face. In fact, it's just that when the money is long, the legs open themselves, and when they are tired of it, they just say goodbye.
When a woman sees a woman, she is always invisibly hostile.
"Have you been professionally trained?" Liang Meili scolded.
"No, I'm temporary, and your professional models are still stuck in traffic right now." Liu Yifeng said frankly.
"No wonder, at first glance, you are from the countryside, you have never seen the world, you just have a beautiful face and a good figure, but you can't be a model, you better go back to where you came from." Liang Meili crossed her hands on her hips, with a posture that I had the final say in this matter.
"Nonsense." The big boss appeared at this emergency moment and shouted at Liang Meimei. He also just heard that Lin Lala was blocked on the road, Liu Yifeng found his sister to replace him, he originally wanted to say that Liu Yifeng was messing around, but when he came to the backstage and saw the two women smoking gunsmoke, he immediately made a wise judgment.
Could it be that you don't really use this toad-like woman without a beautiful woman.
So, when the display was in session, Liu Yifei came to the stage, although his steps were stiff and his smile was not sweet, he still blinded the eyes of all men and burned the jealousy of all women, just as Xi Shi covered her chest and frowned and frowned to become fashionable, Yang Guifei's flesh and body odor still fascinated the emperor, people are not beautiful enough, so they pay attention to their figures, and they can't even shape their figures, so they pay attention to temperament, and those who don't have temperament can only fight for IQ. So, if you are beautiful enough and in good shape, everything else will come second.
"Who is this woman? Why has Young Master Ben never seen it? Ying Shaojun pushed the dumbfounded secretary beside him.
The reason why the secretary was dumbfounded was not because of the beauty of the model, but because of the traffic accident, he successfully stopped the trip of the model Lin Lala, who was in charge of Liu Yifeng, thinking that he could complete the task of solving Liu Yifeng, but he didn't expect a fairy-like character to suddenly appear, and he was worried at this time.
"Hey, what about you, I ask? Didn't you say that Lala looked very average? looks so good-looking, I don't know if Young Master Ben was lonely last night? Ying Shaojun once again vigorously pushed the secretary who had not yet recovered.
"This ...... This shouldn't be Lin Lala, she...... She's still stuck in traffic. ”
"And who is this woman? Could it be that it fell from the sky? ”
"I ...... I don't know. ”
"Don't know? I don't know if I won't ask? Does your mouth only eat? ”
The secretary shrunk his neck and hurriedly ran away to inquire, this dog-legged work is really not something that everyone is capable of doing, and it is not enough to swallow his anger, be on call, and slap the horse. If the master's IQ is not enough, you must be able to fill in the gaps at any time and give all kinds of strange suggestions for choice, but you must keep up with the master's various brain-dead decisions, and use the master's way of thinking to deal with the aftermath of those brain-dead behaviors. Therefore, if someone fights against people, please bear with him, he will also come out.
A good secretary must have the execution power of fire. In just a few minutes, the secretary got the information about the beautiful woman on the stage from the head of the logistics department who had already knelt like a hedgehog.
"It turned out to be Liu Yifei, what a good name." Ying Shao Jun praised it, and the equipment that could be lifted up and approved by the whole body was activated.
"She is still Liu Yifeng's younger sister, looking at the name, she should be a brother and sister." The secretary added. But the content of this supplement can no longer enter the ears of the master who is hot and dry.
Soon, the morning session was over. Liu Yifeng, who returned to the backstage, breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly hid in the locker room and took out his mobile phone.
At the same time, Ying Shaojun, who had been waiting in the audience, couldn't help it, and followed him backstage. Seeing the beautiful woman enter the dressing room, his mind was already full of all kinds of fragrant pictures, and he couldn't wait to go over and open the curtain.
"Ahh As soon as Liu Yifeng clicked the revoke button and saved it, the curtain behind him was suddenly lifted, startled, and cried out.
It is reasonable for a beautiful woman to change her clothes and scream, and this effect is what Shao Jun wants. However, why is this cry so rough? If you look closely, it's clearly a man inside.
"Why are you here? What about beauties? ”
Looking back and seeing that it was Ying Shaojun, Liu Yifeng suddenly felt a twitch in his lower body, but he couldn't forget that he was almost castrated by this guy a few days ago. Lifting the curtain at this time is obviously a bad plot against his "sister".
"Why can't I be here, I've always been here." Liu Yifeng said righteously. You are a pervert, chasing other people's girls to the backstage and lifting the curtain directly, why don't you meet a fierce woman like Gu Lili, and directly break two ribs and beat them into a panda face? I knew that I wouldn't change back soon, and I could take the opportunity to defend myself to avenge the almost castrated revenge that day. By the way, Jin Lin was almost forced by this guy that day.
"I won't tell you, I'm looking for beautiful women." Ying Shaojun felt so unlucky, could it be that in the blink of an eye just now, the beauty did not enter the dressing room?
"Are you looking for my sister?" Liu Yifeng looked at Ying Shaojun, who was anxious, and found that it was so interesting to play with others.
"Your sister? Are you saying Liu Yifei is your sister? With you looking like this, how can your sister be so good-looking? ”
"Oh...... Then I don't know who you're looking for. Liu Yifeng stretched his tone, pushed Ying Shaojun away, and was about to leave.
Liu Yifei and Liu Yifeng, analyzing the names of the two, are indeed like brothers and sisters. It seems that the secretary also said something about whose sister she is. Depend on!
"Hey, Liu Yifeng, leave your sister for me!" Ying Shaojun shouted loudly.
It's funny, why did you leave my sister for you? What do you stay for? It's really used to robbing people's girls, and once they eat a closed door, they will be beaten all over. Liu Yifeng thought like this, and left without even looking back.