Readx;?genius one second to remember, for you to provide you with a wonderful novel to read. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lu Zejun said: "I am a bit like an earthworm, I like to carnival alone, cut myself into several pieces, and play with myself ......"

When I was a child, F4 talked about ideals together, Geng Hao said to be a scientist, Lu Zehuan said to be a painter, Yin Deji said to be a writer, and I said to be a gourmet.

Life is such a funny thing, and at the end of the day, our roles are all misplaced.

In terms of IQ, Yin Deji is the highest, of course, this is what he boasts.

It is recognized that Lu Zejun is the highest, because he is left-handed, and left-handers often have a bit of evil genius genes.

In fact, when he was in elementary school, he went to the province to participate in the Olympiad math competition, and he was able to calculate the results in less than a minute for the kind of perverted math problems that Yin Deji called full of "twist rolls", "shock waves" and "fish swings".

In the end, he won the first prize in the province, and the county leaders drove to his house to greet him and rewarded him with 3,000 yuan.

Uncle Lu was so excited that he burst into tears, and praised the superiority of socialism and Chairman Mao's great achievements, but he didn't kneel down to the leaders.

On the hill in Pinggu, I asked him, "How did you do with that coal washing project?" ”

He smiled heartily, "I'm going to announce this later." ”

"You succeeded?"

"Success, has been put into formal production in Hebei mining group, compared with the original coal washing technology, with this new technology, high-quality coal can reduce 50% of soot emissions, 60% of coal washing wastewater discharge, and the cost is only one-third of the original. When this technology becomes more widespread, smog in big cities will be greatly reduced. ”

"It's awesome, you are the train that promotes social progress, and we literati can only complain and play tricks."

"Who said that? If we are the train, you are the locomotive who learns literature, controlling the direction of this society. ”

"It's been ten years, and your efforts have not been wasted!"

"There is also news that I am the youngest in this project, and I have been shortlisted for the Youth Science and Technology Award."

"Congratulations!"

"Congratulations? It's all about serving the people. "He pretended to be a leader.

"By the way, you've become a scientist, and it's time for your soulmate to introduce us." I looked at Xu Lu, who was playing very happily with Xiaoni in the distance, and I was stunned, for some reason, I felt a little sorry for this girl.

"No, it's divided?"

"Divided? We haven't even seen her true face of Lushan, so you just said it's too ......."

"She wants to ask me for too many things that I can't give, all of which I can't put down, and I can't bear to do this, so I divide it."

Seeing his affectionate resentment, I thought that I thought of something sad.

I said, "There is no way to comfort you in this kind of thing, let time smooth it out, and if it is divided, maybe it will be good for each other." There are so many good girls waiting for our great scientists. ”

I deliberately made a color against Xu Lu.

He smiled meaningfully: "Actually, I'm a bit like an earthworm, I like lonely, cut myself into several pieces, and play with myself ......"

"Don't, it's not fun to, be bold, and explore other people's souls more."

"What about you, you're not like me." He looked at me slyly.

"Hehe, don't digress, we're talking about your problem now."

"People, that's it, when you look at others, you are clear, and when it falls on your own head, you are confused. Let's see, are you like this, now that someone is married to someone else and gave birth to such a cute little girl, do you regret it in your heart, regret that you were not forced to go to Liangshan at the beginning, and love boldly once. At that time, we were so optimistic about you, thinking that you were a good couple, but in the end, you messed up. ”

"Yes, I died on my own, so you have to learn from the past and don't follow in my footsteps. Okay, let's not talk about that, I'm going to announce to you that our scientists are going to win awards. ”

In the ten years of obscurity in the laboratory for the test tube flask, the people present seemed to be empty, lonely and cold, and at that time Yin Deji jokingly asked Lu Zejun, do you think about the test tube flask when you kid masturbate.

As a result, Lu Zehuan stretched out his middle finger and said, "Do you also think about pots and pans, oil, salt, and monosodium glutamate when you masturbate.

Yin Deji was speechless.

Everyone sincerely congratulated Lu Zejun, and Xiaoni also regarded him as an idol, saying that his dream when he grew up was to be a scientist.

If God were to play a joke and make everyone's ideals come true, the world would be full of "homes" and billionaires.

The so-called "home" is a model of playing to the extreme in a certain field, and when people reach the extreme, they will always have a sense of undefeated loneliness in the East, and life will also present a monotone.

And the world as I understand it should be rich and colorful, with gods and men, pain and joy, adventure and conflict, gathering and scattering.

Therefore, there is a lot of awe and fear for "home".

I'm most afraid of people calling me a "writer" because I don't deserve it, and I don't want to.

A month later, when we saw Lu Zejun receiving the trophy of the Youth Science and Technology Award in the Science and Technology Hall, the pride from the bottom of our hearts had nothing to do with politics and the country.

It's a proposition about survival and humanity.

After he stepped down, I carried him up and down.

When I saw him home in the evening, I saw him with a melancholy face, staring at the lights outside the window and thinking about traveling.

"It's strange, young and promising scientist, you are now well-known in the academic world, are you still sad for your ex-girlfriend who broke up?"

"I didn't ...... No. ”

"You can fool others, but you can't fool me. How can you say that you are an emotional person, if you are reluctant, go and chase it back. ”

"Completely let it go, there must be no way." He shifted his body and turned to me, "That's right, the Georgia Institute of Technology in the United States sent me an invitation a few days ago, and they offered me a lifelong offer with a very attractive salary. ”

"Great! Congratulations! I'm really happy for you, which means that you kid will be an American in the future, ah, yes, yes, go to the United States to expand the territory. I patted him on the shoulder.

"I haven't figured it out yet, whether to go or not."

"Haven't you always dreamed of studying in the United States, where technology is at its most technological? Now the dream is in front of you, cherish it. ”

"I'm still a little unable to let go of her, as soon as I'm gone, what will she do?"

"Do you really like her?"

"I like it!"

"Then go chase her back and take her with you to the United States."

"She didn't want to go. Actually, even if it weren't for her, I would have considered whether to go to the United States. I don't pretend, I always feel that this is my roots, there are you, there is Qiaobian Town, there is our childhood and youth, and there are people with the same skin color and cultural and emotional identity as me. I want to start here and I want to end here. ”

"I understand, you choose, no matter how you choose, we will support you."

He suddenly asked me, "Do you have the feeling that wherever we go, it's like we're in prison?" ”

"How?"

"There is a female scientist in the United States who recently made a somewhat absurd but somewhat interesting statement. After joint research with many scientists, she found that the origin of human beings was not on Earth, but was sent to Earth by aliens 200,000 years ago. Her argument is that we still can't adapt to the earth's environment, which is not only reflected in the extreme sensitivity of human beings to bright light, but also in the strange gravity environment of the earth, any space vehicle will be bound by a strong energy when trying to leave the earth's orbit, and there is an invisible gravitational circle on the earth's periphery, that is, human beings can never escape. The earth is a prison, and we, the higher creatures in the prison, are also poor creatures. ”

"That's kind of interesting."

"I'm afraid it's not science fiction, it's real life."

"Hahaha, you've been confined to the lab for a long time."

"Perhaps, 'bondage,' that's a good word." He smiled and had dimples. (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.