Chapter 18: Heavenly Court Changes
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Xu Qingbo immediately put on his headphones and walked to the corridor to prepare for the connection, and the bamboo pole thought that he had gone out to flirt with his sister.
The live broadcast screen of the mobile phone is dark, and I can't see the image inside.
"Hey, Bajie, can you hear me? I heard a squeak. ”
The other party's picture is intermittent, flickering and dark, and it is not real.
After a while, the picture finally stabilized, and to Xu Qingbo's shock, there were monster faces in the picture!
After a closer look, I realized that it was a turtle!
The big eyes like copper bells are fanning and fanning, and from time to time there are blisters in the mouth, no matter how you look at it, it feels like you are in water.
"Hey, hey, can you hear me? Don't scare me. ”
Xu Qingbo broke out in a cold sweat, if he couldn't communicate through the Qiankun Mirror in the future, what should he do with his own task? You can't watch you die young at the age of 28.
"Oh......"
Finally there was movement coming from inside.
"Oh, speak quickly." Xu Qingbo said anxiously.
"Where are you a great immortal, how can you hide in the mirror?"
When the picture was clear, Xu Qingbo finally saw the other party's true body, which turned out to be a giant turtle with a thick shell on its back.
"I'm a great immortal elsewhere, you tell me, how can this Qiankun mirror be in your hands?"
Xu Qingbo couldn't figure out why Bajie lost the mirror.
"Daxian is like this, I am a thousand-year-old turtle in the East China Sea, and when I was breathing fresh air on the surface of the sea today, this thing suddenly fell from the sky, and I am very strange."
As soon as Xu Qingbo heard this, he instantly understood, Bajie's life is bitter! The mess with Chang'e was finally discovered, and the whistleblower was likely to be Erlang God, who hated because of love.
The scene must have looked like this:
Bajie and Chang'e were about to elope to the mortal world, but were intercepted by Erlang God halfway, Yang Jian asked Chang'e who she liked? Chang'e was attracted by Erlang's grace on the one hand, and was impressed by Bajie's talent in songwriting on the other hand.
Erlang God saw that Chang'e was still hesitating, and decisively stabbed the matter to the Jade Emperor, and the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals came in an instant, Bajie lifted the nine-toothed nail rake and rushed up, and the battle was dark, with countless casualties.
"Chang'e, you go first, we will meet in the mortal world."
Bajie, who was covered in injuries, turned around and persuaded.
Chang'e looked at the blue sky of the heavenly court, and thought of going to the mortal world to live a hard life of your cultivation and my weaving, she hesitated.
"Canopy, turn back! Stop doing stupid things. ”
After speaking, Chang'e flew straight to Guanghan Palace.
Bajie, who was originally full of fighting spirit, saw Chang'e abandon him, his combat effectiveness plummeted, and coupled with the wheel battle of the generals of the Heavenly Court, he was finally captured.
Fairy Chang'e was pardoned and punished by the Jade Emperor because she distinguished friend and foe at a critical moment, admitting her mistakes positively.
Bajie violated the rules of heaven, bewitched Chang'e, seriously injured the heavenly soldiers, and was punished for several crimes, and was escorted to Xiantai to suffer 7749 heavenly thunders.
"Do you know what's wrong?"
The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and sat down in distress to ask.
"I don't know!" Bajie was also quite bloody, looked at the Jade Emperor coldly, and scolded: "If you want to kill, hurry up, don't grind and chirp like a girl!" ”
"You!"
The Jade Emperor was so angry that he almost fell, blatantly ignoring the authority of the Heavenly Court, this is looking for death.
Suddenly, the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva flew from a distance and whispered a few words to the Jade Emperor.
"Hmph, Nian is in the fact that you have guarded the heavenly court for so many years, and there is no merit and hard work, abolish the mana and throw it down to the heavenly court!"
With a wave of the Jade Emperor's hand, the immortal lock tied to Bajie's body was untied in response, and the Bodhisattva gave Bajie a little mana with a stroke of his fingers, so that he would not fall to the ground and be killed.
When he fell, the Qiankun mirror fell out of his arms and fell into the East China Sea.
Xu Qingbo speculated here, and lamented that Bajie had not escaped the torrent of history after all.
Back to reality, Xu Qingbo realized that the live broadcast screen was a thousand-year-old turtle in the East China Sea, and asked bluntly: "Do you want songs?" ”
"That's something that only immortals can do, I don't have all five tones, don't."
Hearing the old turtle's words, Xu Qingbo was anxious on the spot, how can Nima not want it, how can I complete the task and how to get the baby.
"How about this song, you listen to it first!"
In a hurry, Xu Qingbo found the first Jay Chou's "Snail", after all, they are all shell parties, and there are still commonalities.
Xu Qingbo turned on the background music, and the singing slowly passed over.
(Should we put down the heavy shell,
Find out where there is a blue sky,
With the gentle wind gently drifting,
I don't feel any pain from the injuries I have experienced,
I'm going to climb up step by step,
Just waiting for the sun to quietly look at its face,
A small day has big dreams,
Wrapped in a heavy shell, he looked up gently...... )
"Sounds good!"
The thousand-year-old turtle fanned its limbs excitedly and clapped its hands with a puff.
"Give me some treasures and I'll teach you this song, and I'll give you the lyrics." Xu Qingbo threw out the bait.
"I've been poor all my life, where can I get any treasures."
This old turtle is stubborn, Xu Qingbo really wants to make it into turtle soup.
However, he still asked, "Do you have any other treasures in the sea that can be used in the mortal world?" ”
The old turtle thought for a long time with half-squinted eyes, and said, "Unicorn algae, which can be used as a food ingredient, is extremely delicious." ”
It's finally in stock, Xu Qingbo is overjoyed.
How do you know that the old turtle said again: "The magic of the immortals is infinite, and the vulgar things such as unicorn algae must be useless to the immortals." ”
"Hey, hey, that's it!"
Xu Qingbo rushed to the road, for fear that this old turtle would not trade with him.
Next is the critical moment, Xu Qingbo wants to test two things, the first is what is the maximum trading volume at one time, and the second is whether it is possible to trade continuously, if possible, it will only be a matter of a few days for the court to rise to the king of the live broadcast rank.
When the turtle passed a stack of unicorn algae, something that made Xu Qingbo dumbfounded finally appeared, and a prompt popped up in the live broadcast room: Each transaction must not exceed 1kg, and it can only be traded once within 24h. Attachment Delivery Details: Brass (1kg), Silver (5kg), Gold (10kg), Platinum (15kg), Diamond (20kg), King (25kg), Live Points Rank and Attachment Delivery Weight must correspond.
Before Bajie passed the baby to Xu Qingbo, none of them exceeded 1kg, so there was no prompt, and when I saw these prompts today, Xu Qingbo's face was bewildered with a capital letter!
Finally, the old turtle sent a maximum amount of 1 kg of unicorn algae through the attachment, which resembles the appearance of kelp.
The thousand-year-old turtle received the lyrics, plus Xu Qingbo taught it to sing a few times just now, and now it can barely look a little, and after a few days of the Dragon King's birthday, when the time comes, he will dedicate a song, and now he must hurry up and practice, oh oh oh......
When the live broadcast was played, Xu Qingbo told Lao Gui Qian, saying that he must be online tomorrow, and Lao Gui agreed.
In the corridor, Xu Qingbo was wearing headphones and holding a handful of unicorn algae just happened to be met by Ye Bo.
Ye Bo snorted coldly: "I bullied my daughter, do you think I can forgive you by sending some kelp?" No way! ”
Hearing this, Xu Qingbo hurriedly ran back to the room, for fear that Uncle Yu would take it away and fry it.