It's over, it's over, it's going to be late this time!

My name is Lin Huanfeng, I just went to college this year, today is the first day of school, I hesitated to play LOL with glasses and fat people in the Internet café last night, and I forgot the time while playing, and I don't know when I fell asleep, but I knew that it was 7:45 when I got up. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It takes 20 minutes to get from my house to school, and the opening ceremony starts at 8 o'clock in the morning, and when I think of this, I speed up under my feet, and it's good, I can get there in 10 minutes at this speed, but the reality is always so cruel.

"Peng"

It was dark in front of me, it was over, I didn't know who I had hit it, I held the ground with one hand and rubbed my head with the other.

"Hold the grass! It hurts me! I rubbed my head and said.

"Ouch hey! Oops hey! Oh my feet! Oh my loins! An old man's voice came from my ears.

I was shocked: it's over, I met the porcelain.

I stood up directly, looked at the old man in front of me, and held the grass! A beggar? Your uncle, since that's the case, don't blame me!

I walked over and said with a smile: "Uncle, I am old, although I am not young, I don't have a job, and I only have 600 yuan a week for food, look, should I help you up?" ”

The old man showed a hint of contempt in his eyes, but he ignored me: "Ouch hey! Oh my loins! Maybe I fell into a herniated disc in my waist, my leg! It may have been broken! ”

I was stunned when I heard it, but there were more and more people around me, and I was still in a hurry to attend the opening ceremony, so I squatted down and showed a lovely smile: "Uncle, you see that you are so old, although I don't understand, but the herniated disc in the waist should not have fallen out, right?" ”

When the old man heard this, his eyes became sharper, and he pulled my pants and said, "It's you!" I just saw you pushing me, don't you want to leave! ”

Hold the grass! It's over, I was slandered by this old guy, I looked around, everyone pointed their fingers at me, saying that they didn't respect the old and loved the young, bullied the elderly, and called the police.

Now I jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it clearly, I glanced at the old man, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he threw two eyebrows, as if to say: Boy, save it! I wouldn't have gotten up without a dozen or two hundred thousand.

I smiled slightly, or used the nirvana, I suddenly fell, my limbs twitched, and suddenly the person next to me was startled, even the old man was shocked, I glanced at him: Old man, this is what you forced me!

Then I closed my eyes and continued to convulse, foaming at the mouth, and everyone around me was so frightened that they ran away, only me and the old man.

The old man looked at me in astonishment, and from time to time his mouth said, "Uh...... Uh" sound, as if eating a dead mouse.

I swept my eyes, the person was gone, and I glared at the old man in front of me who was about to blackmail me for money, but to my surprise, he was gone, just like that, I just glanced around, and he was gone.

But I didn't have time to think about that, I looked at the time, 7:52, it's over, it's really over this time. With 8 minutes left, can you catch up? Whatever! Get your feet wet!

After thinking about it, I ran directly again, and for about two or three minutes, a voice came from the side: "Little friend, I see that you are surprised by your bones, you are a unique martial arts wizard, and the responsibility of maintaining world peace will be handed over to you, I have a QR code here, I see that I have a fate with you, and I will scan it for you for free." ”

I stopped suddenly, not because he said that I was a one-in-a-million martial arts wizard, but his voice, this voice was extremely similar to the voice of the old man just now, it can be said to be exactly the same, I took a few steps back and glanced at this old man, that's right, it's him, grandma's, just touched porcelain, and now it's a magic stick to lie to me?

When I'm jealous? If I don't teach you a good lesson today, you won't know how to be a person, as I spoke, I rolled up my sleeves and walked over step by step.

The old man noticed that something was wrong, and then smiled at me: "Little friend, grandpa didn't mean it just now, just scan this QR code, there is no harm to you, only benefits." ”

I ignored him, and the old man continued to laugh and say, "If you really want to hit me, then it is not me who will be hurt, but you!" ”

I was stunned for a moment, looking at his bony arm, was it me who was hurt? Hehe! Old man, you can play with eggs!

"You're not allowed to hit my grandfather!"

When I was about to do it, a child's voice came from my ear, and I stopped and looked towards the sound, only to see a boy of thirteen or fourteen years old standing there, pointing his right hand at me and saying angrily.

I looked at him, then laughed out loud and said to him, "Little friend, my brother is teaching bad guys, you go to the side and hide, children are not suitable." ”

After saying that, I continued to walk towards the old man, and the old man not only was not nervous but looked at me with a smile. Impossible! How could he, an old man, be eccentric? When it comes to weirdness, there is one thing that does it, and it suddenly disappears in front of me.

I was just thinking about whether to do it, when suddenly my stomach hurt, I looked in front of me with wide eyes, and the thirteen or fourteen-year-old child ran up to me at some point and punched me in the stomach.

I instantly rolled on the ground holding my stomach, specially, I recruited someone to provoke today, and now I was touched by porcelain, and then I was touched by the porcelain man, and in the end I was punched by a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child!

The old man stood up, crouched down beside me, and said, "I said you would be the one who was hurt!" But if you promise me one thing, I won't beat you, and if you don't, then don't blame me? ”

I can't say anything because of the pain in my stomach, and now in order not to be beaten by the old man, I can only swallow my anger, as the saying goes: A gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late.

I could only nod helplessly, and the old man immediately smiled: "Wouldn't it be good to do this earlier?" Why suffer the flesh and skin? Right? ”

I told the old man's ancestors in my heart, but I still have to say good things in words: "Grandpa, what you said is true!" Look at what I'm going to do, I'm going to class later! ”

The old man took out the QR code and put it in front of me: "That's it, just scan your name and address." ”

"It's as simple as that?"

"How hard do you think it is?" The old man glanced at me.

"Grass! Don't say it sooner! "The name and address are OK, anyway, I'm an otaku, it doesn't matter, take out the phone, just prompt the battery is insufficient, but it can be used for a minute or two, scan the QR code, first fill in the address, name, and then the golden light flashed.

"Congratulations on your ????"

"What the hell?" I was stunned, and then said to the old man, "There is nothing to do! ”

The old man was slightly startled, and then smiled: "Show me!" ”

I just wanted to hand my phone over, and it's good, it's off!