"That's... Uncle, I still have to go to school, you see, being late for the first day of school gives a bad impression to the teacher, and if I have a bad impression, then I can't concentrate on studying, and if I don't concentrate on studying, then I won't be able to find a good job in the future, and if I can't find a good job, then I can't marry a daughter-in-law, marry..."

"Stop, I've had enough. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 The old man glared at me, then waved his hand: "Go, go, go!" Disappear from my eyes immediately. ”

I nodded: "Okay, good!" Thank you, uncle, be careful. ”

A puff of smoke ran out, covering his stomach, grandma's, it still hurts, ran for a while, pulled away the old man and yelled at him: "Stinky old man, your uncle, don't let me meet you again, otherwise... Otherwise..."

As I spoke, I looked around, and I just saw a stinky shoe, and as soon as I picked it up, I was dizzy, this fucking smells!

Pinching his nose and throwing the stinky shoes to the old man, my brother is a master of shooting, watching the stinky shoes fall one by one, and thinking: Very good, if there is no accident, it will just hit his head.

It is said that the reality is very cruel, but I didn't expect it to be true, I thought that a perfect projectile could directly hit the old man's head, who would have thought that the thirteen or fourteen-year-old child jumped up and picked it up, I was dumbfounded, he jumped three meters, how did he do it?

While I was thinking about how he could do it, my head was smashed like something.

"Hiss"

gasped, covered his head and screamed, looked down, and held the grass! When was this shoe thrown over? This Nima is really accurate, a headshot!

Rubbed his head, as if he had touched a protruding piece, pressed it with his hand, his forehead dropped, he got a big bag, looked up and glanced at the old man by the way, he was walking towards me menacingly, I was slightly stunned, a hero does not eat the loss in front of him, what kind of man am I? Forget it, this time I lost my wife and broke my soldiers.

"Old man, let's say goodbye!" I clutched my head and shouted at the old man.

And then I ran away, or it would be over, I was not afraid of the old man, but of the child, and if a student was seen beating an old man and a child, it would be too much.

I don't know how long it took to come to the school gate, obviously it was late, there was no one at the school gate, I looked at the clock in the security room, I was damned, it was already 8:21, and I was dragged by the old man for so long.

The security guard saw me and smiled, "Xiaofeng! Late for the first day, you're enough. ”

The security guard's surname is Zhong, as for what it is called, I really don't know in the past three years, he is 32 years old this year, and it has been almost 5 years since he came to this school.

"Uncle Zhong, don't laugh at me, hurry up and open the door, it's almost half an hour before the opening ceremony starts." I'm dying.

Uncle Zhong opened the door to me with a smile, I hurriedly thanked me, and then ran directly to the second floor, our school is very large, a school is about 600 square meters, from the stairs to the left is my sophomore classroom, on the right is the sophomore teacher's homeroom teacher, at the end of the corridor on the right is the toilet, at the end of the corridor on the left is an empty classroom, that is, the place used to do the opening ceremony, and my classroom is on the third floor.

I walked to the door, and there was already a voice inside, and if I went in now, I would definitely be caught, and I had to find a way, yes, that way.

I quietly opened the door, revealing a crack in the door, where the headmaster had spoken, and the moment he turned his head, I quickly turned my back and walked backwards inside, and I heard a voice halfway through.

"That classmate, the opening ceremony is not over yet, please return to your seat." The headmaster thought I was going to slip out and said to me.

The whole school looked at me, I smiled awkwardly, and when I saw the fat man and glasses waving to me, I walked over and sat down.

"Yes, you kid, you dare to use this method when you are late, yes, yes, I didn't see the wrong person, fat man." The fat man patted me on the shoulder and laughed.

This is the glasses and asked: "Xiaofeng, I played until about 3 o'clock last night, for you, who often stay up late, you shouldn't be late, what's wrong, is something wrong?" ”

My heart warmed when I listened, or the glasses knew the bitterness in my heart, and for the fat man, I glared at him fiercely.

"It's okay, I just encountered something on the way." I shook my head at the eye and smiled slightly.

"Those students, be quiet, don't affect the other students." The headmaster shouted to the three of us.

"Got it, Headmaster."

The opening ceremony took an hour, followed by the president of the student union, Lin Zhiyue went up and said about this year's task or something, I didn't bother to listen, Lin Zhiyue is the first person in the top ten school flowers of our Su University, with a height of 1.72, a delicate face, long black hair scattered on his shoulders, and two turbulent murderous creatures on his chest.

"This Lin Zhiyue is really a little goblin." The fat man looked at Lin Zhiyue on the stage and said drooling.

I glared at the useless fat man, just your figure, you are still a head behind, you are a woman from a rich family, your net worth is not even 10% of others, and you dare to say that people are goblins like this.

I looked at Lin Zhiyue in the stands, but I am also a man, and I still coincide with the fat man in one point of view, not only is she beautiful, rich, and has good academic performance, if she is my girlfriend, then I will definitely not worry about food and clothing in my life.

The glasses were on the side, sighed, and shook his head: "Alas, it's hopeless." ”

"That, Lin Huanfeng, the student council will go after school." Lin Zhiyue said on stage.

It took me a while to react, and I looked at the fat man, ", I heard you right, right?" The school girl asked me to go to the student union with her after school?

The fat man gave me a look: I don't know, I heard it too, maybe we all hallucinate? I'll give you a try.

"Smack"

The fat man slapped me in the head, and just right, he slapped me directly on top of my bag, and I immediately screamed, you fuck, you won't hit yourself? Why are you beating me, you're sick, aren't you?

I didn't speak, but waited for him with tearful eyes.

The fat man smiled bitterly: "Brother Feng, I'm sorry, I thought I heard it wrong, so... Hey? It just seems to hit something? After the fat man finished speaking, he looked at his palm, as if he wanted to verify it, and beckoned to me.

As soon as I called this, everyone's eyes looked at us, even Lin Zhiyue on the stage looked at us and said, "Is there any problem?" Lin Huanfeng? ”

I covered my head and said with tears in my eyes, "Got it." ”

"Well, that's good!" Lin Zhiyue smiled slightly, and said after the difficulty: "Then students, today's opening ceremony is here, the official start of school will start at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, please don't be late, you can go home from school now." ”

Lin Zhiyue walked to me after speaking, the fat man quickly tidied up his clothes, and the glasses also pushed his glasses in a good way, and I, but squatted on the ground and covered my poor head, the fat man was really ruthless this time, and he was heavy-handed, I touched the bag on my head, it seemed to be bigger than the original, and I thought: Dead fat, wait for you to feel better.

"That's... Lin Huanfeng, you... You okay? Lin Zhiyue tilted her head and looked at me.

I stood up directly, wanting to say that it was no big deal, but who knows, the fat guy was right behind me, banging his head on his chin, very good, it's the place of the bag again, I covered my head and squatted down, rolled on the ground, and scolded in my mouth: "Fuck, today's luck is bad enough, it hurts Lao Tzu, fatty, you fucking wait." ”

Who knew that the fat man covered his chin and said with a smile: "Brother Feng, I didn't hit you this time, you bumped into it yourself." ”

I was angry and stood up directly, kicked on the fat man's body, the fat man didn't expect me to kick him suddenly, I didn't stand firm and fell directly to the ground, I flew forward, he covered his face with both hands and said, "Brother Feng, don't slap your face." ”

I suddenly got angry again, I didn't care if you hit your face or not, I greeted him directly in the face, and at this time there was a fat man's shout: "Don't hit someone, don't hit your face, slap your face hurts your self-esteem!" Ah. ”

Lin Zhiyue opened her mouth wide, looked at the glasses on the side and shook her head, and said to Lin Zhiyue: "That, don't mind, president, the two of them are often like this, and it will be fine later." ”

Lin Zhiyue nodded dumbly, I got up from the fat man, kicked him in the ass again, the fat man screamed in pain, and then turned around and came to Lin Zhiyue, and said with a smile: "It's going to wait for a long time, is there anything to find me?" ”