28, please call me Xiao Cheng [The red ticket is not powerful!] Request for Votes】
Zhao Zihan said: "It's too normal here, so it's not normal, and the interference here is very serious, have any of you ever called here?" ”
Zhao Lei said: "Call? Is there something dirty here? Why don't I feel it? ”
Zhao Zihan said: "It's not those things, you can dial the phone casually and listen to whether there is a sound of Zilala." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
The fat man and I replied in unison.
"Smack~" Zhao Zihan, the chick, snapped her fingers and said: "That's right, this kind of interference is getting stronger and stronger, it was only a supernatural kind of interference before, and now it has developed into artificial electromagnetic interference, and the results of my investigation in school this week, most of the children who have problems this week are some, well, how to say it, they are born with spiritual power." These children can see dirty things, and the innate spiritual power in their bodies still exists, but they are young and do not know how to control and use them. It just so happened that a very mysterious force appeared here. Those children who had accidents inadvertently hooked this force, causing frequent accidents. ”
"What do you mean, all the strange things here are actually man-made, and the culprits are these children?" I said.
"That's kind of what I guessed." Zhao Zihan said, paused, and said to me: "When you came in the morning, I knew that you were not Li Da's parents and relatives, but you had objects that were deeply related to me, and I thought you were our descendant from the north." Now it shouldn't be our northern. ”
I laughed and said, "Oh, that's right. Then I also understand why you want to keep Li Da. ”
"You know?" Zhao Zihan asked me.
I nodded and said, "I guess, that Li Da's innate aura is still there, right?" But I wonder, how did he become demented, did you do it? ”
Zhao Zihan grinned, showing that extremely natural, little girl's smile for the first time, and said: "Of course I did it, Li Da is not the only one in the school, anyway, I will temporarily seal one when I see one." Something is going on in the province. I just didn't take care of it two days ago, so I let those three children have an accident, and I regret dying. ”
I reassured, "It's not your responsibility either. You did your best, too. ”
Zhao Zihan said: "So, I want to find the reason now, it turned out to be fine here, why did such a strange thing suddenly appear!" ”
The fat man said: "Looking, definitely looking for it." This M city is Lao Tzu's territory, and no one is allowed to make trouble here. ”
Zhao Zihan grinned and said, "Fat brother is very angry." ”
The fat man sneered and said embarrassedly: "Recently, there is a troublemaker who always uses my name to do things outside. ”
"Huh? Zhao Lei? Troublemaker? I think I've heard of it. Zhao Zihan said suddenly.
"When and where?" The fat man asked excitedly.
"Just a few days ago, there was a person who claimed to be Zhao Lei, saying that there was a lot of yin qi here, and feng shui needed to be adjusted. I'm still smiling. Zhao Zihan said with a smile.
The fat man took two steps forward excitedly and asked, "Is that guy tall and thin, and likes to wear blue clothes?" ”
"Have you seen him?" Zhao Zihan asked in surprise.
"I've not seen him, I'm looking for him! It's just him who impersonates my name and swindles everywhere. The fat man gritted his teeth and said, that look can frighten the child.
Zhao Zihan said: "Let me think about it, I remember that he gave the director of the teaching office a business card. ”
"Where?" The fat man was excited again. Well, this thing is going crazy!
Aunt Xiaoqi also stood up and said: "We have been looking for this person recently, and it is because of looking for him that we found that there is something wrong with this school. Zhao Daoyou, if you can help, please don't be stingy. ”
Zhao Zihan said: "Of course, if I can help, I will definitely not refuse." Also, can you not be so old-fashioned and talk about Taoist friends. You should know that the Northeast Horse Immortal Zhao family is not within your Dao sect at all. ”
Aunt Xiaoqi smiled slightly and said, "Okay, I'll call you Zihan." I wonder if I can help with this? ”
Zhao Zihan tilted his head, looked out the window, and then said with a little concern: "This, it's not that I don't want to help, you don't know how colorful Director Cheng of the teaching department of this school is, I have nothing to do with him, now let me send it to the door......"
The fat man hurriedly said, "In this way, if you help me with this, I will also help you once." I'll teach you a lesson for this old pervert. ”
Zhao Zihan grinned and said playfully: "I have long heard that the ghost technique of the Zhao family in Wuzhong is unique, let's make a decision." ”
This, this woman is too cunning, right? Why didn't you find out that her words before were acting?
The fat man also knows that he has fallen into the full set, but it is not good to regret it, the old man, he has to smash a pit with spitting and foaming, but fortunately, this is not a loss, let's grit our teeth and stomp our feet to endure it.
"It's a deal!" The fat man said firmly.
Zhao Zihan got the fat man's affirmation, said a word of waiting, and walked out of the door of the classroom.
Looking at the back of Zhao Zihan walking out, Aunt Xiaoyu suddenly let out a long breath and lay on her stomach on the desk close to her.
Aunt Xiaoqi pursed her lips and smiled at Aunt Xiaoyu, ignoring her appearance. 、
And I asked the fat man in a low voice: "Fat brother, are you okay with ghosts and ghosts to harm people?" ”
The fat man said: "If you don't make a fuss, it's a prank at most." Scare and scare people, play ghost press bed or something. This kind of old pervert, most of the yin deficiency is higher than the yang fire, and if he can't get the ghost pressing the bed, he will play some ghost wall, ghost blindfolded or something. ”
I smiled and asked narrowly, "Fat brother, you didn't do this less, right?" ”
The fat man looked left and right, and said to me like a thief: "When I first mixed up in this industry, it was too difficult to get ahead, you have Ye Yi to help you pave the way, and suddenly became a master from no fame, I didn't make some means at that time, how to create a fame?" ”
I nodded thoughtfully, it's really not easy for the fat brother. I couldn't help but think of Ye Yi again, even fat people have to rely on this means to create fame, how did Ye Yi become famous back then?
Taking advantage of Zhao Zihan's absence, I asked Aunt Xiaoqi: "Little Auntie, what is the origin of the Zhao family of the Horse Immortal?" ”
Aunt Xiaoqi said to me: "The horse immortals mainly come from the people of the Northeast, that is, the immortals who are engaged in the horse profession. Out of the horse, also called to see the incense, out of the hall, is to inherit the ancient shaman culture, and then carry forward into a witch culture in the northern region of our country. Therefore, there is a statement that Zhao Zihan just said has nothing to do with Taoism.
Specifically, in ancient times, people believed in gods and ghosts, so there was a wizarding profession. Continuing to this day, it is out of the horse fairy. According to legend, a sorcerer is a person who can communicate and convey information with ghosts and gods, and is a profession based on the exchange of information between mortals and gods and ghosts, and its responsibility is to upload and distribute, bring the will of the gods to mortals, and then convey the requirements of mortals to the gods. This culture has been passed down to this day and has evolved into a form of horseback.
"Out of the horse" refers to some animal immortals, such as foxes, snakes, weasels, etc., who have cultivated for hundreds of years, and then come to the mortal world to accumulate merit for their own cultivation or accept the task of becoming a god, so as to achieve the goal of ranking in the immortal class and becoming a cultivating immortal god.
Among the animal fairies in the horse fairy, 'Hu', 'Huang' and 'Python' are the most common, and the Tao is the highest. The Northeast Zhao family is one of the most orthodox of the three types of horse immortals, and is proud of the horse python immortals. The so-called, the boss of the Zhao family, the second brother of the Zhang family, and the third master of the Su family. ”
When the little aunt said this, I interjected and laughed: "It turned out to be the upper body of the snake spirit?" ”
That's pretty much it. In fact, it is a snake spirit that has been cultivated for a hundred years, and with the help of its power to do some things that ordinary people can't do, these are ordinary little immortals. But don't underestimate these authentic heirs of the Horse Immortals, each one is not easy to deal with. Especially this kind of intergenerational transmission, the old goblins behind it are all very hot. ”
I rolled my eyes, and suddenly thought that if the two little aunts were really rabbit spirits, then the snake spirit behind Zhao Zihan, the horse fairy, was not their natural enemy???
No wonder Aunt Xiaoyu showed such a frightened look! In this way, I can understand Aunt Xiaoyu's fears. However, why does Aunt Xiaoqi seem to care at all? If you look back on it carefully, it seems that the two women never look at each other for a long time, and on the contrary, it seems that Zhao Zihan's gaze always falls on Aunt Xiaoyu.
A stream of evil and rotten thoughts filled my mind for a moment, could it be that Zhao Zihan is a ...... Lesbian?
Of course, this kind of idea is just a casual one-time jump.
Seeing Zhao Zihan again, she entered the classroom with a cold face. He was followed by a chubby, small and bespectacled old man who looked to be in his fifties. The most memorable thing should be the pair of triangular eyes, which scattered a burst of light after entering the door with great energy.
Especially when I saw Aunt Xiaoyu, who showed the shy taste of a girl at this time, it was even more shiny with that shining luster.
I whispered an old pervert in my heart.
Zhao Zihan explained with a cold face: "This is Director Cheng of our Discipline Department. ”
Director Cheng greeted him with a smile more obscene than the fat man, and went straight to Xiao Qi and Xiao Yu's aunt, and the greasy big paws poked out and grabbed Xiao Qi's hand, looking like he hadn't seen a woman for hundreds of years: "The contemptible person is the master of the discipline office of this primary school, why are the two girls looking for me?" ”
Aunt Xiaoqi quietly let go of her hand and said with a smile: "Director Cheng, we want to trouble you to find something." ”
Director Cheng didn't feel embarrassed to be rejected at all, but said extremely shamelessly: "The two ladies sat and said, sat and said, call me Director Cheng too much, don't mind calling me Xiao Cheng." ”
Burst!
I almost threw up the overnight meal, and such shameless words could come out of the mouth of an old man in his fifties.
However, Aunt Xiaoqi doesn't know if she really doesn't understand the world, or if she simply did it on purpose. When he heard this old pervert call himself Xiao Cheng, he actually smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll call you Xiao Cheng." Xiao Cheng, did a tall and thin person find you a few days ago and gave you a contact information? ”
[Okay, book friend Xiao Cheng congratulates you on becoming the first dragon with a title in this book, the director of the Discipline Office of Wangfu Primary School, a standard pervert! Hey, hey, thank you, fat guy. Remember to give a reward of 180,000 yuan. 】
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