Section 29, Ecstasy [The red ticket comes, the black ticket disperses!] 】
29. Ecstasy
The shameless master of the dead fat man's training department who called himself Xiao Cheng looked at Xiao Yu and Xiao Qi with very greedy eyes, Zhao Zihan pouted and sneered on the side, she knew better than anyone else in her heart that the bottom of these two women, dead fat people, lazy perverts, old hooligans, if you really dare to start, I guarantee that you don't know how to die! This is a woman's most sincere curse from her heart. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
I looked at this self-proclaimed Xiao Cheng, but in fact the old Director Cheng said to Aunt Xiao Qi with a hippie smile: "This is the student's parent, right?" My eyes, poisonous ~ special poisonous ~ I can see at a glance, your child here came in at a high price, right? Do you want to reduce your tuition fees? It's an excuse to find someone, right? ”
I secretly laughed at this self-inflicted amorousness, I saw that his two eyes were not enough to see, sometimes falling on the two little aunts, sometimes falling on Zhao Zihan's chest, I really don't know how this person in his fifties can be like a hungry wolf who has never touched a woman's hand in his life. No wonder Zhao Zihan was so disgusted when he mentioned this person, and now even I, a man, can't stand it.
The fat man probably couldn't stand it anymore, coughed heavily, and said, "Director Cheng, we're here to find that tall and thin man, and I'm sorry for you to find that business card." ”
Calling him Director Cheng is really a conscience.
Personally, I think it's better to call him Director Sex, so that he can come more realistically.
Director Se looked at the fat man with horizontal eyebrows, and said unhappily: "You are so unqualified, don't you see that I am talking to people?" You, what are you looking at me? Do you want to threaten me, or do you want to do it? The gentleman doesn't move his hands, this, this, this is an important place for the school? ”
A good-natured person like me has an urge to beat him up when he hears such a tone.
The fat man's gaze, which was originally staring at the color master very coldly, suddenly softened, and then he smiled in his mouth, turned his head to Zhao Zihan and said, "Zihan, I decided to double the things at night." ”
Zhao Zihan smiled slightly and said, "Then there will be labor." ”
The fat man said: "What is not working, I am doing the right thing for heaven and eliminating harm for the people." ”
The conversation between the two made the color master look at him strangely, and then asked: "Teacher Xiao Zhao, is this your boyfriend?" ”
The fat man raised his eyebrows and looked at Director Se, while Zhao Zihan nodded directly and said, "That's right, this is my boyfriend." ”
The director frowned, and the fat man raised his hands appropriately, revealing his fingers that were all rings, and in the afterglow of the sun, it was called a radiant and shining man.
I snickered in my heart, and the two aunts pursed their lips and laughed directly.
Director Cheng coughed and said solemnly: "This, since you are here to find someone. So, don't go to the job of the teacher in this school to find someone in the future, Mr. Xiao Zhao, don't you know the school system? Guests are not allowed during working hours. Send me a review tomorrow. ”
I smiled in my heart, thinking that this color master seems to be a little disciplined? is completely a villain, and when he knew that Zhao Zihan had a boyfriend and looked like a big money, he turned his face faster than a dog.
Moreover, he targeted Aunt Xiaoqi in an instant, and after he reprimanded Zhao Zihan, he turned his head to Aunt Xiaoqi and said, "This, I don't know your surname?" ”
Aunt Xiaoqi smiled: "Don't be expensive, Ji Xianqi." ”
Syllable~
The creature clapped his hands and smiled, "What a name." Good name, so half of the business cards that people give me I keep in the office. How about you go get it with me? When this thing was saying this, he kept squeezing the pair of triangular eyes at Aunt Xiaoqi.
Aunt Xiaoqi smiled: "Okay, then I'll go with you to get it." ”
Director Se said happily: "Okay, okay, then you can come with me." In my office, there is Yunwu good tea from Tiannan Province, and a massage chair, which is very comfortable. ”
Aunt Xiaoqi smiled: "Let's go, I'm sorry for you." ”
Director Se hurriedly let go of his body, and let Aunt Xiaoqi be vain, pretending to be a gentleman, but in fact he was obscene.
The two of them went out, and Aunt Xiaoyu said in disgust: "This person is so annoying, I really want to slap him to death." Little fat man, I'll go with you to play at night, I'm going to give him a spring dream spell, so that he will never lift his yang from now on, and don't want to do those things again in this life. ”
I twitched the corners of my mouth, this little fish aunt is too ruthless, right? However, it is estimated that Director Nase should have descendants when he is so old, right? If there is no one at this time, then it is estimated that this life is enough to choke. I had the heart to pray for this color director, but instead I thought it would be better not to waste my brain cells.
However, I have to think about another question, how can such a person be able to call the wind and rain in such an almost aristocratic school, and still be able to mix in the leadership position? Maybe this is someone else's ability, right?
The fat man said: "Zihan, you have been here for about a week, have you found any valuable clues?" Like there's been a death here, or what's the grudge here? ”
Zhao Zihan shook his head and said, "It's really not, except that there is no Wen Kui hanging here, I can't see any difference." Or you guys can take a look at it again in the evening. ”
I asked, "Why do we see what it means?" ”
Zhao Zihan said: "Actually, people like us don't know much feng shui, so the only way for me now is to find those children with strong innate spiritual power to seal." But this can only cure the symptoms, and there is really not much that can be done in essence. ”
Aunt Xiaoyu smiled on the side: "You are stupid, let's not talk about what the power here is, that is, you have sealed all the children who can find clues, how can you find clues?" At least one should be left and see what the hell is going on. There will always be something different about these children than other children. ”
Aunt Xiaoyu can be regarded as waking up the person in her dream with a sentence, Zhao Zihan suddenly said: "Yes, as long as there is one who can hook that power to appear, there is a way to find it." But ......"
Zhao Zihan hesitated for a moment and said, "However, it's too dangerous. If you don't control it well, something big will happen. ”
The fat man said: "That's it, for the time being, Zihan will take care of it, and when I'm done with the affairs of the Xiang family, I can put the spirit on a child, if there is really a problem, the spirit can also be used as a talisman." ”
Zhao Zihan nodded and said, "This is a good idea, for the comfort of these children, your affairs are counted as mine." Our descendants of the Horse Immortals rarely come into contact with people like you. Don't mind if I get involved? ”
The fat man hurriedly smiled: "How can it not be welcome?" You're no weaker than I am. ”
Aunt Xiaoyu interjected: "It's not weaker than you, it's stronger than you in some ways." ”
I felt sad in my heart, and I found that I knew more and more people, but each one of them began to become perverted. Or maybe it's a natural power.
In this regard, it is really difficult for ordinary people like me to look at it, so I can only look at it.
Well, I admit that none of these family heirs in the supernatural circle are simple goods, and when Aunt Xiaoqi came back, we were surprised to find that the color director Xiao Cheng did not follow. I couldn't help but look behind Aunt Xiaoqi strangely, looking forward to it.
Aunt Qi's beautiful eyes flowed, and she said with a pretty face: "What are you looking at?" ”
We said in unison, "What about Xiao Cheng?" ”
"Oh~~" Aunt Xiao Qi pointed at us with a finger and said mysteriously: "He suddenly realized that he had a loss in his heart and was reflecting on it in the office." ”
Why is Aunt Qi's tone so evil? Can't help but shudder, you said you are an unlucky child, you are not good to provoke anyone, you have to provoke an old goblin like Aunt Xiaoqi, and people like Aunt Xiaoqi are not murderous, otherwise you will die in vain.
The fat man asked, "Little Auntie, have you found your business card?" ”
Xiao Qi turned her left hand upward, pinched a black card between her index finger and middle finger, and said with a smile: "Here." ”
"How did you get that old pervert?" Aunt Xiaoyu asked with squinted eyes.
Aunt Xiao Qi shrugged her shoulders, threw the black card on the desk in the classroom, and said, "I gave him an ecstasy, anyway, he wanted to do something wrong to me, and it didn't count as a violation of the precepts." ”
I'll admit, I'm curious to see what that old pervert looks like now. Ecstasy, it's a lust for Aunt Xiaoqi again, and a very weird picture has formed in my mind, hehe, hehe...... I couldn't help but laugh to myself.
So, I immediately stood up and asked Zhao Zihan, "Zihan, where is the old pervert's office?" ”
Zhao Zihan was also curious, she was originally sitting on a stool. When I asked this, she jumped up and said loudly, "I'll take you I'll take you, oops, where's my phone?" I'm going to record it and put it on the school net. ”
The fat man picked up the black card and put it in his pocket, but with a wicked smile on his face, "Do you know where that old pervert's school is?" Put the recorded ones on the school net. ”
I continued: "There are also the city's post bars, Weibo, web portals and so on. ”
With that, the three of us laughed smirkly.
Aunt Xiaoyu also jumped up and said, "Is there a good thing?" I'm going to see it too, I'm going to see it too. ”
The fat man and I looked at Aunt Xiaoyu strangely, could it be that this cultivator has broken his head? Don't you understand this kind of thing?
"What do you see, what do I have to see, hurry up and talk about what's so fun?" Aunt Xiaoyu said angrily.
The fat man pushed the top, I, I secretly pushed the fat man, the two of them pinned their necks, looked at each other, and then made eye looks.
Me: You go.
Fatty: You say.
Me: I can't say that.
Fat Man: I can't say it, I'll die if I say it.
Me: I won't go if I don't say anything.
Fatty: Do you want to talk about it?
Me: No.
Fatty: At night you sleep on the floor.
Me: Your sister! I say......
All of the above is a man's eye contact.
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