Chapter 2: "Heavenly Court"
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He suddenly stopped, his eyes were puzzled, and he took out his slippery mobile phone, how did he get on WeChat, and how did he see the message sent by "Heavenly Court", the previous messages can still be explained by caching, and the new message of the "Hundred Flowers Festival" is absolutely impossible to receive without the Internet.
"Connected to the internet? How is it connected? ”
I can't find the place to insert the mobile phone card after rummaging through it, and I can't find the network function in the mobile phone. He did not believe in evil and boarded WeChat, and there was a bright red "1" on the "Heavenly Court", showing a new message.
Open the "Heavenly Court" public account, "The Hundred Flowers Festival will be held in Weng Yushan in three days, the local mountain gods and the land are responsible for launching the fog barrier to prevent mortals from entering by mistake, and the time Gong Cao, the day tour god, the night tour god, the six Ding Liujia, the five parties reveal the truth, and the twenty-eight stars assist in the security work, and the duty Cao Zhou Deng will bring back the details of the Hundred Flowers Festival as soon as possible", the content is as funny as before.
Chen Dou tried to add his parents' WeChat to his address book, but found that it didn't work at all, not only that, but he couldn't even see "himself" information, let alone log out of the WeChat of the original owner of the phone and log in to his WeChat account.
What's going on?
He couldn't figure it out, the phone was weird inside and out, and it was unusual to look at it.
"It's like...... Specially customized. ”
There is no information on the appearance that can identify the manufacturer of the mobile phone, the system function is completely locked, it cannot be adjusted, and it can't even be seen, there is only one WeChat left, and its functions are also limited.
The question is who would customize such a phone? Customizing a mobile phone costs a lot of money, and spending so much money to see a funny public account on WeChat?
"What is this called, a thousand dollars is really spent in vain."
A month later, in the final exam of linear algebra, he didn't know how to deal with it, whether to make a cheat sheet or ask someone on the side to pass him the answer, and now he "lost" another thousand yuan, which is his food expenses for a month, how can he survive the next month.
He was so angry that he almost smashed his phone, and he was reluctant to think about it, after all, it cost a thousand yuan.
"Go back and find a classmate from the computer department to help you see, maybe it's a problem with flashing the machine, or it may be a special ROM, what I see is only a superficial camouflage program, and it takes a special method to enter the real system."
Just as he was about to put his phone in his pocket, his right arm and half of his body suddenly stiffened, and he slowly raised his hand like a robot, raised the phone in front of him, and looked at it with great anticipation.
Hope is dashed!
There is no USB jack, no headphone jack, in fact there is nothing but the power button and the camera, not even a microphone or earpiece. He was amazed at the strange system of the mobile phone, and did not realize that this thing could not be called a mobile phone at all - there was no microphone, and the earpiece was called a mobile phone.
"Can anyone tell me what the hell this is, where did I offend God and punish me with it!?"
Chen Dou looked up to the sky and sighed, attracting sideways glances from passers-by and shouting "Crazy? The suspicious eyes took a detour.
I returned to school with a weak breath, and happened to meet the counselor walking outside. The counselor is a graduate of the previous year, a big fat man, Chen Dou because his home is in the city, he helped to do the activities of welcoming new students, and then he was often in contact, and the relationship was good.
Chen Dou, who was aggrieved, vomited bitterness, and almost smashed his thousand-dollar mobile phone in front of the counselor, but was stopped by the counselor, saying that it was also a mobile phone, so that the people in the computer department could see it, maybe there was room for salvation, and then sympathetically gave Chen Dou his meal card, which was considered to solve his food problem before the end of the exam.
"The problem of eating has been solved for the time being, but people have a higher spiritual pursuit in addition to eating, which has not yet been solved."
"For example?"
"Grades, grades in linear algebra." Chen Dou rubbed his hands.
Counselor Zhengse said: "I think that the higher spiritual pursuit is never about grades, it should be about knowledge. I know you have your own ideas for the future, but since you are in college, you should focus on your studies and not waste your time on other things, at least you should take care of both, and you should not give up studying completely. ”
Chen Dou himself has no interest in studying, going to college is the intention of his parents, and he wants to learn a craft, such as repairing cars and electric cars. Now there are more and more people riding electric vehicles, learning the craft without worrying about no business, and so on more regular customers, saving a little fame, you can also do special after-sales, brand agents. Further afield, the concept of electric power vehicles is becoming more and more popular, and a number of international and domestic well-known brands have released related models. For the sake of his ideals, Chen Dou spends all his class time repairing cars.
He was giggling again, Mo Wei knew that he was wasting his words in vain again, and shook his head again and again, "Forget it, it's useless to tell you this, think about your parents, they are all looking forward to your degree certificate, but if you continue like this, you won't even be able to get your graduation certificate." ”
After taking two steps, he remembered something and turned around, "This morning, there was a sudden fog in the mountains near the school, especially the one in Weng Yushan, the fog was very thick, and many students who like mountaineering almost got lost in the mountains, you pay attention, don't run to the mountains without anything." ”
Say goodbye to the counselor and return to the dormitory with full of doubts, is it a coincidence that the fog barrier and Weng Yushan are foggy?
"What a coincidence, the fog in Weng Yushan is this morning, the news of the Hundred Flowers Festival was only seen not long ago, it must be the 'news' that someone deliberately made up after this incident, and the person who created the 'Heavenly Court' public account may be a student of this school."
There is only WeChat in the mobile phone, and there is only "Tianting" in WeChat, and the creator of the official account must be related to the owner of the mobile phone, maybe it is the same person.
He can't use this mobile phone, it's a good choice to find the original owner of the mobile phone and give it to the other party, by the way, how should it be charged, wireless charging? Where are the earpieces and microphones hidden, and how to call up the functions of the system.
Put the phone aside, take out the linear algebra book, and make up for it with a sad face.
Chen Dou has always followed the principle of "elective courses must be escaped, compulsory courses must be selected", linear algebra class has been taken many times, there is no confusion like reading a book from the sky, but it is definitely not as easy as a scholar to crush all the knowledge points. racked his brains and groped slowly, doing two questions and making one wrong question, and his spirit and confidence were tormented.
In the early morning, the sunlight was cast on the bed through the floor-to-ceiling window without the curtains, Chen Dou rolled twice, slowly opened his eyes, subconsciously touched the mobile phone to see the time, and only when he grabbed it did he remember that the mobile phone that cost him a thousand oceans did not have this function at all, except for the funny and helpless "Heavenly Court" public account.
"Hey, the phone screen isn't off?"
The screen was facing downwards, covered by a few pieces of clothing he had casually thrown on the bed, and it was left unnoticed all night.
"I read too late last night, and when I went to bed, I was groggy, as if I had read the time."
He tried to recall that he had indeed used his mobile phone before going to bed yesterday, and he couldn't remember whether the screen was turned off, and he was really sleepy at the time, and he had never been as serious as last night since he went to college.
"It should be too sleepy to forget to turn off the screen, the rotten phone is too unintelligent, and there is no automatic screen lock function, what a waste of electricity."
The most power-hungry place of the mobile phone is the screen, the bigger the screen, the more power consumption, he was about to turn off the screen, "No, the dormitory is powered off at twelve o'clock, I must have gone to bed before twelve o'clock, and now ...... At least at eight o'clock, the screen was on for more than eight hours, and I used it for a while during the day, so it stands to reason that it should have turned off automatically when the battery ran out. ”
"Don't talk about other places in this mobile phone, the battery is still very powerful, and the style of the copycat machine is brought into full play."
On a new day, there is new news in "Heavenly Court", which is still so funny, slightly alleviating the boredom brought by linear algebra.
"The bias of the God of Wealth in studying the constellations has led to errors in the dispatch of qi luck, and there will be large-scale confusion in the mortal qi luck...... The convergence of fortune will lead to the birth of a huge windfall, which is located under the oldest ancient well in Shanwei Village, which is adjacent to Weng Yushan...... The god of wealth said that the mistake would not affect one's luck...... Necessary measures have been taken to avoid the misappropriation of luck by individuals with severe penalties. Cao Zhoudeng, who is on duty, reports for you in the heavenly court. ”