Chapter Seventy-Seven: What a Big One
[Then hurry up, I'll turn you into a cockroach after shooting, and you'll crawl out when you see the opportunity]
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm a cockroach, what are you going to do? Oh no, what about my phone? Liu Yifeng feels that this is a very real problem, he has become Xiaoqiang and left, if the mobile phone is still in it, and then it is out of power, will he be Xiaoqiang for the rest of his life?
[Don't think too much, I'll teleport your phone, my house, and space to your room, so start now]
"Wait a little longer, wait a minute, I will return to the room after I become Xiaoqiang, how can I operate and change back again?" Liu Yifeng doesn't want to hang his life on such a willful and unreliable children's toy, in case it commits a or something, and forgets to turn himself back, this is a dog and the owner feeds it, what does Xiaoqiang want to eat? Do you really want to eat .shi? Oh no, Shell Lang only eats shi, but there is certainly nothing good to eat. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoIn case of encountering gunners, radar or something spray, it is a rhythm of death every minute.
Although this software can actually do what it wants at any time, this is the biggest reason why it is being dealt with, after all, if artificial intelligence has its own thinking, it is very dangerous for humans. But Liu Yifeng feels that after getting along with each other for a while, it still has some integrity, at least keep promises. It's not too outrageous to say how to do it.
[Those five minutes, five minutes into cockroaches, and then back again]
Liu Yifeng calculated, five minutes is definitely enough to climb from this place to the door, and then crawl to a place where there is no camera in the hidden point.
"Then it's such a happy decision." In fact, Liu Yifeng is extremely suspicious that this rogue software wants to see what foreign girls look like when they are undressed, it should be able to read words, analyze pictures, read brain waves and even other rays and the like, but it can't directly see things in reality, it must be converted into pictures.
Sure enough, at the moment when the mobile phone took pictures, Liu Yifeng also realized that he had become shorter while hearing the screams of several beautiful women. Just like when he first became a dog, the ground was almost up to his nose.
Since this is a warehouse and there is a lot of dust, Liu Yifeng feels like he is stepping on the desert at the moment, sinking into it to the position of his ankles. Of course, the phone is gone.
Without further ado, climb out of here.
Sure enough, the speed at which the six legs got up was different, much faster than the speed at which they had to run as a dog before. It only took a few seconds for Liu Yifeng to climb to the door.
When he arrived at the door, he looked around, the height difference was too big, and there was something wrong with the sense of direction, so he needed to stop and analyze it carefully, so as not to run wrong at that time.
"Ahh Cockroach! ”
Liu Yifeng was only stunned for a moment, then he heard a familiar voice, and then he felt a huge black shadow pressing over. Why is this voice so familiar? In this foreign country, when I hear the familiar Chinese tune, or a girl's, could it be Sun Yinuo?
It's a pity that Liu Yifeng, who is Xiaoqiang at the moment, can't look up and see people. The point is, he has to save his life at this point.
Sun Yinuo had just come from Yuan Jing and was about to go back to his room, when he passed by here, he suddenly saw a huge cockroach coming out of the door. Because the hotel has always been clean, this cockroach that suddenly came out of the crack in the door and was still hanging in the aisle was particularly eye-catching.
This also can't complain about Liu Yifeng, he has never been a cockroach, how do he know that cockroaches have to go to dark places, and he doesn't know whether he should crawl along the corner, he just wants to hurry back to his room, or find a hidden place, and sit and wait for five minutes to become a human.
Originally, Sun Yinuo was so afraid of cockroaches, he should have turned around and ran immediately when he saw it, but this cockroach was stunned in the middle of the aisle, and he couldn't guess that it was going to crawl there.
Liu Yifeng didn't dare to move at the moment, he knew that there was a huge gap in size between himself and Sun Yinuo, and if he was not careful, he would be overridden by a kick.
"Ino, what's going on?" Yuan Jing had been standing at the door of the room watching Sun Yinuo leave, and just as he was about to go back, he heard an exclamation. Although he was still weak at the moment, he might not even be able to step on a cockroach, but he still rushed over quickly.
"Cockroach, there's a big cockroach here!"
"Don't worry, I'll kill it!"
Liu Yifeng felt the darkness around him at this moment, as if two mountains were pressing towards him, and as soon as he was nervous, his six legs suddenly became uncoordinated, and he rushed up.
"It's crawling, it's crawling, it's going to kill it!" Sun Yinuo was so anxious that he jumped to his feet. She wanted to avoid the cockroaches crawling over, but this move was extremely dangerous for Liu Yifeng, only to feel that the surrounding area was dusty, and the ground was shaken. And the most dangerous thing is to quickly lift and fall the foot, and make a fatal move.
"Don't step on it anymore, I'm Liu Yifeng!" Liu Yifeng shouted loudly, and then he didn't have any effect except choking on a mouthful of ash.
If before the change, there was no diarrhea, the normal speed and strength exploded, and against a Xiaoqiang, Yuan Jing could be killed with one move. But at this moment, if you can't shoot accurately or can't die, won't you lose face in front of the goddess?
Yuan Jing looked around left and right and saw a broom, well, there are weapons, even if you can't shoot to death, you can always drive them away. So without hesitation, he picked up the broom and slammed it at the cockroach.
"You fucking Yuan Jing, when I was a man, you didn't deal with me, you wanted to take off my pants and dismantle my platform, and now I am just temporarily becoming Xiaoqiang, and you want my life. I, Liu Yifeng, are definitely not finished with you! While thinking like this, Liu Yifeng could only passively dodge everywhere.
"Ran away, cockroaches ran away! Turn around that corner, go kill it! Sun Yinuo shouted again.
In fact, Yuan Jing wanted to say, just run away, he was only going to get rid of it. However, he couldn't say "no" in front of the goddess, so he had to pick up the broom and drag his weak body over.
"Ahh
This cry startled Yuan Jing and Sun Yinuo, who couldn't see anything on the other side of the corner.
"Liu Yifeng! Why are you here? Yuan Jing was already weak in his limbs and his eyes were blank, and he came over with a broom just to make a formality, and smashed it down at will, but he didn't expect to hit someone, what is this guy doing in the corner?
"You want to kill me? Don't think you don't have to go to jail if you kill abroad! Liu Yifeng knew that he had changed back when he just climbed to the corner, and at this time, he could be regarded as pinching no one, and he would change from a comedy to a thriller every second sooner or later.
"I came over to fight cockroaches, who knew you would sneak around hiding here? Honestly, isn't it a voyeur here? "Every time Sun Yinuo is there, this guy named Liu Yifeng will exist like a ghost, Yuan Jing really hates it. Of course, it was impossible for him to realize that he was actually like a fart, and Sun Yinuo would follow him wherever he went.