"Fight cockroaches with a broom, what a big cockroach, are you talking about this one?" Liu Yifeng said, stood up, and shook a dead cockroach in his hand in front of Yuan Jing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It doesn't seem to be this ......" Yuan Jing was a little embarrassed, a big man, holding a broom to fight cockroaches, spread it out is also drunk.

"Isn't it this one? Male or female? Fatter or thinner? A little whiter or a little blacker? Liu Yifeng felt that he was really lucky, not only was he able to change back at a critical moment, but he also let him pick up a dead cockroach.

"You ......" Yuan Jing was already dizzy, and at this moment, he was scolded by Liu Yifeng, and he was almost so angry that he was about to have a stroke.

"Why are you here?" Sun Yinuo ran over, originally wanted to ask about the cockroach, and what was the cry, could it be that Yuan Jing was bitten by a cockroach? I didn't expect to see Liu Yifeng.

"I can't believe it, there are cockroaches in this foreign country, look, such a big one." Liu Yifeng slipped the dead cockroach in front of Sun Yinuo again.

Sun Yinuo was so frightened that he hurriedly took a few steps back: "Why are you still holding such a disgusting thing in your hand?" ”

Liu Yifeng spotted a garbage can, gently threw the dead cockroach over, and just hit the target: "Fortunately, I passed by and caught it." ”

"It's really amazing." Sun Yinuo couldn't wait to run up and hold Liu Yifeng's hand, but unfortunately there was a guy with an anger value of one hundred, an acidity of ninety-nine, and a force value of zero at the scene staring, forget it.

"Let's go, go back to your room and rest." Liu Yifeng patted Sun Yinuo on the shoulder.

"Whose room are you going back to?" Sun Yinuo suddenly blushed and asked in a low voice.

"Do you want to go to your room?" Liu Yifeng understood in seconds and immediately picked up the conversation.

"Liu Yifeng!" Yuan Jing couldn't stand it anymore, threw a broom and rushed between the two: "Your room is over there!" ”

Liu Yifeng also thought that his mobile phone was still in the room at this time, and there were other important things to do, children's private feelings, kiss me and I, let them go first.

"I'll find you later." Liu Yifeng gave Sun Yinuo an ambiguous look and said softly.

"Hmm!" Sun Yinuo's face turned even redder.

"What are you going to do later? Don't think that I can't do anything to you, if you dare to bully Ino, I will definitely not spare you, I will take revenge on you even if I become a ghost......"

Yuan Jing was still muttering there with a posture of wanting to fight Liu Yifeng to the death, and here Liu Yifeng and Sun Yinuo had already gone back to their rooms.

When I opened the door, sure enough, the phone was lying quietly on the bedside table.

Looking at the newly taken picture on his mobile phone, Liu Yifeng suddenly had a feeling that he had been tricked again. Why did you make fun of Ying Shao Jun and make him a woman, and he had to use the body of a foreign girl? Wouldn't it be more convenient to find a photo of an actress casually? G cups are fine.

[Is it fun to be a cockroach] The mobile phone message rang.

Sure enough, it's really this guy playing with himself again. I don't know if I was almost trampled to death!

[In our time, children are very fond of turning into various animals and experiencing the lives of different animals, so as to stimulate their love and make people live in harmony with nature]

"What kind of logic is this? Become an animal and experience it to love animals? Do you want to turn into a cockroach and make people fight everywhere? Or try to turn into a shell Lang and roll balls, does it taste good? How does it feel to turn into a small fish and put it in the water and be eaten by a big fish? ”

[It can't happen, but my role is not to really turn people into animals, but to attach all my senses to animals and make people feel like they have changed.] So, if an animal dies, the person will only experience the animal's near-death feeling and then return to its own body.]

"Is this similar to the concept of soul piercing? So where was the man's previous body? And how does rib repair work? Say, keep talking. Liu Yifeng feels that this theory sounds very profound and realistic, maybe once it is cracked, you don't have to wait until 2121, you can create and mass-produce such a magical software in your lifetime, maybe it can really impact the next Nobel Prize in Science, by the way, and the Prize in Medicine. Compared with simply having money, being able to be rich and live for a hundred years is too tempting for every man.

[As for trimming the ribs]

"What? How do you jump halfway? This software is also like Zhang Zhilei and starts to speak half a beat slowly, do you still like to talk halfway? What's going on? I'm dying. ”

[There is still a lot of information lost in the space-time tunnel, and I haven't been able to find it for the time being, and I don't know]

Yes, no matter what it is, it always likes to get stuck at a critical moment. Forget it, let's think about how to deal with Shao Jun first.

Liu Yifeng began to look for photos of Ying Shaojun on the Internet, he couldn't take a picture himself, anyway, this guy likes to show off the most, and there are a lot of them if you look for them.

At this moment, there is a person. stopped outside Liu Yifeng's door for ten minutes. Yuan Jing doesn't have that patience, if he has the heart to wait, maybe there is still some hope for chasing Sun Yinuo. This person is none other than Dong Xuan, the chairman of the Earthquake Group, who is not good-looking and even quite ugly.

It was just an accident, but it was just a lack of boredom to save a guy who was beaten into a pig's head. But the next scene surprised Dong Xuan, who had seen the world, again and again.

Not to mention the original pig-headed look, how did he enter the pharmacy once, and when he came out, it completely returned to normal, just now, Dong Xuan obviously watched Liu Yifeng walk into the storage room, and then went in a few waiters. But the door never opened again, but Liu Yifeng suddenly appeared outside, as if nothing happened.

How is this done? Is stealth through the wall? Is this a talent or some other technology?

Dong Xuan picked up the phone: "Dr. Hua, I will ask the secretary to send you a person's information later, which may be helpful for our research." ”

When he returned to his residence, hundreds of pieces of information had already been transmitted from the fax machine, all of which were about Liu Yifeng. Dong Xuan sat down and began to look through them one by one.

The information is very trivial and prosaic. When to go to work, what to eat for lunch, where to transfer to the bus after work, how to solve dinner, what alcohol to drink at the bar. These hundreds of materials record the bits and pieces of Liu Yifeng's life in the past month. Except that he closed the door and didn't masturbate alone, he really couldn't investigate it, and it was really a big deal.

Even Liu Yifeng's upstairs sister Bra fell on the balcony of his house, which is described in detail, Bra is purple.

Of course, the secretary is very thoughtful, in addition to all the matters required by the chairman about Liu Yifeng's life and daily life in the past month, Liu Yifeng's life experience, family situation, study and work situation, love situation, and even the information of his ex-girlfriend, the information of his one-night stand girlfriend and current colleague Sun Yinuo, the rumored girlfriend Jin Lin, and the relevant information of Jinsheng Group and Haihua Real Estate are explained one by one. It's just about the eighteen generations of Liu Yifeng's ancestors.

Dong Xuan is very satisfied with this. You don't need to be smart enough to find a secretary, as long as you are thoughtful and empathetic.