Chapter 5 Four Questions
"Huh? Assistant" Zhang Yiyi was a little incredulous. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoLast night, it was a great luck to stay at the idol's house for one night, and now the idol asks if he wants to be his assistant. Oh, my God! I must have saved the universe in my last life!!
Luo Qi, who had just buried his head to eat, raised his head again, "You just agree!" Zhiyi likes to eat eggs the most, your eggs are so good, the assistant must be able to be a good one. ”
What the hell is this logic......
looked at Zhang Yiyi, who was silent, and turned his eyebrows, threw his eggs, and looked like he was cheating. "What, don't want to?"
Seeing that the idol was unhappy, Zhang Yiyi hurriedly expressed his attitude reverently. "No, no, I do, I do." In order to show his loyalty, he quickly peeled an egg and put it in the idol bowl.
"I decided to hire you because you lost your job and had nowhere to go, not because your eggs are delicious!" Zhiyi pouted.
"Well, I'll work hard!" Zhang Yi made up his mind at once, and he resolutely couldn't live up to his idol!
Luo Qi touched his round belly and burped contentedly, the problem of eating was solved, and it was time to talk about work. "As Zhiyi's assistant, you have to know him, how much do you know about him?"
Zhang Yiyi snickered in his heart, this kind of problem is a piece of cake! As a senior screen meal, various variety show interviews, Reuters broke the news, as long as she has something to do with idols, she can even recognize a few of Zhiyi's illegitimate fans. "It's the star I know best!" Zhang Yiyi is confident.
So confident? As an agent and a brother who grew up wearing a pair of open crotch pants, he doesn't dare to say how much he knows Zhiyi, this guy is always refreshing his perception of him. Destroy and destroy his image in front of the fans today! Luo Qi smiled lewdly.
"Zhiyi, go feed little pug something to eat! I need to interview a new assistant. ”
There was no response.
"He seems to be feeding..."Zhang Yiyi blinked and looked at Luo Qi.
"Uh... The interview begins. Luo Qi smiled awkwardly.
"First question, to one of the most hated foods."
"Coriander!"
"Wrong!"
"Celery!"
"Wrong!"
Zhang Yiyi was speechless for a moment. Isn't the most hated food in XX Encyclopedia coriander and celery?
"I can't answer it!" Luo Qi's face was proud.
"The answer is, crabs!"
"Crabs? The crab is so delicious! Zhang Yiyi didn't believe it.
"It's funny to say, once after the performance, a fan asked someone to bring in a bento, and I was very happy when I got it. For the first time, I received a meal made by myself, and I was very hungry at the end of the performance. picked up the chopsticks and was about to eat, but when he opened the top layer, there was a hairy crab, and the lunch box he was scared of had fallen. ”
"He's so afraid of crabs?" Zhang Yiyi thought of his little cousin at home, who grabbed everything but crabs. I heard my aunt say that it seemed to be caught by a crab once, and I thought that crabs were particularly scary. I didn't expect Zhiyi to be afraid of crabs, and inexplicably felt that the idol was very cute (??.??)
"Zhiyi felt that it would be too embarrassing for me to be afraid of crabs, so I didn't say it to the public, hehe! Next time, I will buy two live ones and put them in a shoe for you to see. ”
"Don't, don't, you ask!" Zhang Yiyi is reluctant to let his idol be teased.
"Okay, Jiichi's birthday!"
“3.1”
“no!” Luo Qi shook his head.
“why?”
"Zhiyi, this child is also special, his birthday is 2.29, and it is only once in four years, and the company will change it to No. 3.1."
"Well, I've never heard of it." So, so far this year, only five birthdays have passed in the real sense, five birthdays, five years old, poof... Zhang Yiyi laughed out with a smile.
"Don't laugh, I'm interviewing, be serious." Seeing Luo Qi's serious nonsense, Zhang Yiyi wanted to laugh even more.
"The third question, what is Zhiyi most afraid of?"
"What are you most afraid of? "How do you answer this question in such a broad way...... Zhang Yiyi wanted to cry without tears.
"Yes, crab?" Zhang Yiyi replied tentatively.
Luo Qi rolled his eyes, crab was the last question he had just said, "Wrong!" ”
"That'...... Lobster! Lobsters, like crabs, have two pincers. ”
"No, no, no! Forget it, let me tell you! He's afraid of the dark! ”
"Afraid of the dark?"
"I heard Zhiyi's mother say that he didn't dare to sleep alone since he was a child, and now he doesn't dare, hahahaha, isn't he very timid!"
"There is a little bit..."Zhang Yiyi didn't dare to say that he was also afraid of the dark, and this fear of the dark didn't get better until he had to be alone after graduation.
"Ahem, the last question, send a sub-question, to a favorite food."
"Eggs!" Zhang Yiyi has already seen his fanaticism for eggs, and the only thing that can be eaten in the entire refrigerator is eggs.
"Congratulations, you finally answered a question correctly, passed the interview, and had a good cooperation!" Luo Qi stretched out his hand with a wicked smile, they were all his own people, and in order to get closer to Luo Qi, he couldn't help but tease Zhang Yiyi.
"Thank you!" After politely catching the outstretched hand, Zhang Yiyi found that there was an extra layer of ketchup in his hand. Well, Luo Qi is a tease. Who would shake hands with ketchup...... Looking at the sticky red on his hands, Zhang Yiyi suddenly remembered.
"Luo Qi, aren't you fainting blood? Ketchup is so similar to blood, aren't you dizzy? ”
"No, I'm never afraid of food!" After speaking, Luo Qi also licked his fingers. "In short, I'll leave the four most important questions to you about getting along with Zhiyi, and then it's up to you!"
By the time Zhang Yiyi reacted, Luo Qi had already jumped to the door.
"Bye-bye~~ little assistant! There is no announcement today, so I'll leave it to you~~"