Chapter 4 Pity and pity you

It's been dawn for a long time, but the people in this room still sleep like dead pigs......

Zhang Yiyi was woken up by the pain of her aunt who was constantly spasming, and her empty stomach protested with it. The www.biquge.info opened his eyes and looked at it, and it was already eleven o'clock at noon. Life is really wonderful, yesterday was still a person struggling on the edge of life to the death. Today, I slept on the sofa of my own male god and woke up naturally. Life is really ups and downs, inexplicable, and there are miracles everywhere... Thinking of this, one by one, I was so happy that I planted my head from the sofa.

"Ahh Pain! ”

The people below let out a mournful cry.

Zhang Yi, who was frightened, rolled twice one by one and crushed the people under him twice.

This time, the pain was not screamed, only a "t" was issued, and the remaining "ong" was forced to be suppressed by Zhang Yiyi.

It really hurt so much, Luo Qi was about to cry.

I remembered that there was a Luo Qi who slept here because he fainted and fell to the ground last night, and Zhang Yiyi, who rolled to the side, was broken in his heart, that was the male god's agent! "You, it's okay..."Zhang Yiyi poked Luo Qi's back with a guilty face.

Luo Qi, who was lying on the ground, slowly turned his head around, and slowly spit out four words with his eyes half-open.

"Are you—a pig—?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! I forgot you slept underneath," Zhang Yiyi looked apologetic.

"How are you like a pig." Luo Qi was powerless to complain.

He was crushed by a pig once when he was a child, it's true.

At that time, the grandfather's family in the countryside raised a sow, and when it was time to kill the New Year's pig, the sow suddenly broke free and ran crazy in the yard. When Xiao Luoqi returned to the house and passed the yard after going to the toilet, the sow pounced on him. The losers caught it in time, otherwise they might have been gnawed by pigs.

The feeling of today's second crushing reminded Luo Qi of the feeling of being crushed by pigs in his childhood. The two feelings are really not much different, although one is a human and the other is a pig.

"You say I'm like a pig?"

Looking at Zhang Yiyi's unhappy face, Luo Qi knew that he had said the wrong thing again, and the person opposite him was a person who attempted suicide, and he couldn't stand the stimulation.........

"Alas! I'm so hungry! I'm so hungry! Luo Qi shouted exaggeratedly, paying attention to Zhang Yiyi's expression as he called. Seeing that Zhang Yiyi didn't react at all, he screamed even more energetically.

"I'm so hungry! I really want to eat pork! Feeling a look of disdain, Luo Qi became more motivated, and finally succeeded in diverting her attention.

"How can the meat of the pig be so delicious! I like pigs the most. ”

Zhang Yiyi couldn't help it, and the sorrowful scream in his stomach was also reminding him that it was time to eat. "Okay, don't scream, I'll just cook for you."

"There should be food in the refrigerator, you can do it yourself, I'll call Zhiyi." Luo Qi held his old waist and limped towards the room.

Zhang Yiyi opened the refrigerator of the male god's house with great anticipation, and a wave of disappointment came to his face. From top to bottom, left to right, inside to outside, the food is nothing but eggs. There is nothing to eat in it, but a lot of mask skin care products. A male god is a male god, and it is enough to eat skin care products.

"Idiot, what am I thinking, how can I eat skincare products...... Alas... Eggs are eggs... It's better than nothing. ”

Zhang Yiyi resigned himself to his fate, took out the only ingredient and searched for egg recipes in his mind.

Here, Luo Qi looked at the empty room and suddenly remembered that there was a new song press conference at nine o'clock today. “…… You didn't wake me up...... Yes! My salary ......" Thinking of this, he hurriedly took out his phone and called Zhiyi.

"Your call is currently unanswered, please call again later."

"Now that the press conference is over, you won't answer my call!!"

Luo Qi, who is both physically and mentally wounded, is looking forward to Zhang Yiyi's meal.

Food needs to wait, and Zhang Yiyi, who has been busy for so long, has just figured out how to turn these eggs into food to fill his stomach. The bored Luo Qi had to turn on the TV to pass the time.

"There is a news insert below, last night a resident witnessed a perverted haunt in Area B. It is reported that the pervert is suspected to be the same person who broke into the convenience store at the end of last year. Citizens of Zone B are requested to walk together at night and pay attention to safety. ”

Zone B? No, that's it. The back of the monitor on the screen, Luo Qi looked a little familiar.

Like whom? When I tried to think about it, there was a back in front of me that looked exactly like the pervert.

"To one? When did you become a pervert? Ah, no, when did you come back? ”

"Just now...", Zhiyi threw down the packed meal and walked straight to the kitchen.

"Don't do it, let's come out to eat" The voice sounded like he was in a good mood, and the sudden words disrupted the beat of Zhang Yiyi's heart rate.

"I'll be fine right away." After answering nervously, she panicked and cleaned up the messy kitchen that she had messed up.

Looking at this large pile of eggs, Zhiyi couldn't wait to eat them, "Then, I'll take these out first." ”

"Hmm."

When the end of the side is frangipani, poached eggs, omelets, boiled eggs. When he came to the living room, he found that most of the food had been solved by Luo Qi, and he was still staring at the various eggs in his hand.

"Eat, eat, eat! All for you."

"Humph! It's enough if you have eggs! You kid, just call me over at night, and don't wake me up in the morning, is it interesting? Luo Qi felt that he was too worthless when he thought about it.

"You were like that last night, I don't want you to have a good rest!" Zhi Yi was going to call him in the morning, but looking at the people on the sofa, he felt that he had to stay Luo Qi to take care of it, so he turned around and walked away silently.

"The press conference went well, and I also helped you ask for leave, don't worry."

"That's great!" Luo Qi happily ate an egg in one go.

"But... In order to avoid something like today, the company said it was going to hire an assistant for me. "Zhiyi has a bit of a headache, which means that he has to start grinding in with someone again. He is not good at interacting with people, and even feels tired.

"Hello assistant! If you have an assistant, then I don't have to worry about all these miscellaneous things. "I had already told the company that I wanted to recruit an assistant, but he couldn't get it alone, and finally waited for this day, Luo Qile choked all of a sudden, and hurriedly picked up the frangipani and drank it.

"Then, you go and recruit it!" Zhi glanced at Luo Qi, and threw a poached egg into his mouth.

"This egg, okay, right?" Zhang Yiyi looked at the mess on the table and asked cautiously.

"Delicious!" Zhi peeled the eggshell while chewing the poached egg.

Ah, the male god said that the eggs I made were delicious!!! Zhang Yiyi entered a state of madness again, looking very calm on the surface, and fireworks had already begun to be set off in his heart.

"That's you!" Luo Qi felt that Zhang Yiyi was particularly suitable, if he was really unfortunate to be photographed by the paparazzi last night, he would have no news to write about if he was an assistant. And both of them have one word in their names, Zhiyi is her life-saving benefactor, and she is Zhiyi Fan. We all know each other, so we don't need to look for them anymore!!

Zhang Yiyi looked at Luo Qi in confusion, not knowing what he meant. And the way he looked at her, it was like a wolf seeing a sheep.

"Since your eggs are so delicious, then I will pity you and let you be my assistant."