(Subtitle: Silly, huh?) The old lady can go to the ground! ）

The day of chickens flying and dogs jumping was over, and Liu Muzi took a lot of effort to persuade his awake mother to not let her sleep with him. Although the pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info hid from his friends today, fooled his mother, awakened his strength, and harvested the notebook, the culprit who caused Mu Zi's house to become the scene after the flood disaster has not been found. After Mu Zi cleaned everything that should be cleaned up, the ruined things were piled up on the balcony into a small mountain. Because almost all the spatulas, bowls and chopsticks were damaged, Mu Zi had to order takeout and mix up two meals. Mu's mother remained asleep throughout the whole process, and all the work was pressed on Mu Zi, but Mu Zi, who had just awakened the power of the wilderness, said that I was not at all... That's weird!

"Oops, hey, hey, hiss..." Carrying Mou's mother back to the room and covering the quilt, Mu Zi dragged his waist that couldn't stand up and walked towards the bathroom. Halfway through, Kazik's evil laughing voice rang out: "Little brother, your progress bar has reached zero?" ”

"! Zero! Liu Muzi ran away, she seemed to remember something before she wanted to go into the bathroom, rushed to the living room and picked up the notebook, and then turned around and broke into the bathroom, the notebook was lifted towards the windowsill, and then fell into the bath, and then brutally ripped off her clothes, turned on the faucet, and lay down in the bathtub. The light emanated from his forehead, then retracted, and Liu Muzi turned into a fishman form.

"Ah, Shu... It's cold!! ”

Chilled sashimi, 100% delicious.

Adjusting the water temperature, Liu Muzi carefully set up the small wooden planks in the bathtub, a design that benefited from his father, who loved to read books in the bath. Turn on the machine, run the system, adjust the network card, everything is going well, but looking at the white and clean desktop, Liu Muzi has a headache.

"How much is this!!"

"Boy, is this the communication device you have there?" Kazik looked at these with a little curiosity, "The specifications look much smaller than ours here... ”

"That's a lot of nonsense." Completely ignoring this young man who likes to talk like yin people, Liu Muzi skipped QQ and Thunderbolt and some other software, went straight to the official website of League of Legends, clicked to download, closed his eyes and lay in the pool, no longer paying attention to Kazik's ridicule.

"There's still a mouse missing... I remember the one piled on the balcony that didn't seem to be broken. ”

"Boy? Are you there? ”

“。。。。。。”

"Boy, I heard you used to be a little boy? Really? I still don't believe it, huh? Hahahaha! ”

“。。。。。。”

"Boy, do you think Lux is pretty or... Uh, you know Lux? ”

“。。。。。。”

"Boy...

I can't bear it anymore!!

"Big brother, please shut up, okay! Let me take a break! Liu Muzi slapped it in the water, splashing a lot of water and wetting the computer screen, which made her feel distressed and took the towel on the side and wiped it carefully.

“。。。 I just wanted to remind you that you forgot to lock the door. Kazik's voice sounded a little embarrassed, and I don't know if it was fake or really embarrassed.

Liu Muzi turned her head in a daze and looked at the open bathroom door, and through the door, she could see the door of Mu's mother's room. In other words, if this door is not closed, once Mu's mother opens the door, Liu Muzi can explode instantly at first glance.

It's worth it!

"Brother Kazik, you are my eldest brother, can you help me close the door?" Liu Muzi immediately put down the temperance, and didn't say a word about the angry behavior just now.

"Turn it off yourself." The cold voice came clearly, but Liu Muzi, who was already familiar with the routine, was completely unmoved.

"Please, Brother Kazik, help me!"

"you!" This kind of girl-like tsundere is pretending to be when you hear it.

"Do you want a notebook?"

"To !。。。 What kind of book? I don't understand what you're talking about? "Pretend, you keep pretending! According to the judgment of the wise and martial Lord Liu Muzi, there are all the little yellow books of BL in Valoran, how can there be no normal BG art collection? A young man like Kazik (is it really young...) I don't even know the book.,Are you salted fish or not?

"I have your wife's book, and the protagonist is you."

"Deal." Hit it off.

On the other side, somewhere on the Valoran continent, the orc girl with long furry ears and one eye sneezed loudly: "I always feel betrayed... ”

"Then let me out." Kazik motioned for Liu Muzi to take out the Staff of Impact.

"Oh oh... Hey? "This time, no matter how Liu Muzi uses the Dafa of his mind, he can't manifest the staff," I seem to put it in... I can't take it out... ”

"Then I can't help it." Kazik was amused, and then casually brought up other topics, "Haven't you learned the art of water resistance?" ”

"What water resistance?" Liu Muzi had a question mark on his face.

"It's the spell that your sister Nami used when she was moving on land!" "Why don't you think she's walking on the shore with a fish's tail?" ”

“。。。 She hasn't had time to teach me... Liu Muzi was embarrassed to say that he had run away with her.

"Remember. Even if she doesn't teach you by hand, she should have carved the technique into the racial inheritance, this spell has no attack power, but it is the basic of the basics. Kazik casually rambled and fooled Mouzi. I've never eaten pork and seen a pig run, I've been immersed in the summoner's canyon for years, and I've been dealing with some mages all day long, and although Kazik knows a little about magic, he's not completely ignorant. As far as he knew, how could the water resistance technique be just a low-level spell used to rush away! That's the foundation magic of a large class of water-based magic, and this kind of complex magic is basically no one who wastes a lot of time entering it into the inheritance.

"Ah, there really is!" For various reasons, Liu Muzi has not yet turned over the inheritance of the merman.

"Poof." Here, Kazik fell out of his chair without sitting still, "Nami, did she really carve this thing into it?" ”

"What's wrong, Brother Kazik?" Hearing the sound of overturning cars on the other side, Liu Muzi, who was in a good mood, even changed his name.

"Nothing. Feel free to see for yourself, don't expect to learn. This kind of troublesome magic is best done by interest ... "Kazik didn't brag this time, after all, this skill could not be mastered at once by an ordinary person who had never been exposed to any mysteries.

"Wow! It's exciting! Looking at Liu Muzi, who had turned out of the bathtub under a thin water curtain on the screen, Kazik slapped himself in the face.

Made! People can't! Sharks can!

Carefully controlling the water curtain under her legs, Liu Muzi's fish tail was gently placed on it, but she felt as if she was immersed in a comfortable current. Originally, Liu Muzi just wanted to close the door, but after thinking about it, he changed his attention again. She slowly moved to the balcony, gently picked up the surviving mouse that had landed on the outer floor, and then went back the way she came.

It's a pity that halfway through, dizziness and dizziness hit together, and Liu Muzi found that he couldn't hold on to the spell.

"Hey, hey, hey, at least hold on a little longer!! Hold on a little longer!! ”

Falling into the bathroom, Liu Muzi reflexively "piang" to the door, and then, finally, the unsupportable water curtain dispersed, turning into a large pool of water and sweeping the bathroom, making the bathroom that had just been cleaned a mess again. The fins that hit the ground faithfully convey the fairytale feeling of walking on the tip of a knife.

"Oops... My leg... It hurts, it hurts... Before Liu Muzi struggled a few times, the burning sensation and thirst made her shut up. However, she wittily threw the mouse on the windowsill to avoid the death of Mouse-kun.

A salted fish struggled on the floor like this, struggled, and after a few minutes, it hung helplessly on the floor. But fortunately, a shallow layer of water that had just spread spread spread all over the bathroom, so it didn't kill her.

"Poof, hahaha." Kazik on the other side laughed directly when he looked at Liu Muzi's funny appearance.

In the end, after Liu Muzi struggled into the bathtub and lay down, not only was it already dark outside, the light on the sword was already on, and even the League of Legends client, which was downloaded at a speed of less than 500K per second, was downloaded.

“。。。 Woo woo woo ... Being pressed into the bathtub by the discomfort of the whole body, Liu Muzi didn't even bother to move his eyelids, "I'm almost a salted fish. . . ”

Immediately, a "drip" sounded indicating that the League of Legends download had been completed.

"Oooh oh!! I'm full of strength again!! ”