"Inhale! Exhale! Inhale! Exhale! The lower sphincter is forced! Hard! It's soft, and you go back as soon as you let go! Wang Gangdan floated in mid-air and commanded - don't get me wrong, this is not the scene of giving birth, if you want to crooked children's shoes, please face the wall for 20 minutes, and silently recite "I'm not pure" ten times!

Wang Dongxing lay on the soft lawn and wailed, the severe pain made him sweat profusely. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"When is this a head! Why didn't you tell me it was so painful to get this cloud out? Wang Dongxing shouted loudly.

Wang Gangdan said very innocently: "All my operations are in accordance with the instructions step by step, I don't carry this pot!" Who made yourself so weak? Strength is everything, and the weak are not qualified to cry! ”

"Your sister! Lao Tzu is going to strike! Wang Dongxing continued to howl weakly, this time he finally understood why a woman gave birth to a child and followed the ghost gate to walk around! It hurts so much! No wonder the pain level of childbirth is defined as thirteen – life is better than death!

"Lift your spirits! You're never going to get this cloud out of the way! Do you want to live with a big belly for the rest of your life? Do you want to live a life where you will be given up as a pregnant woman for the rest of your life? Wang Gangdan scoffed.

"It's a daddy! Do mortals have to go through such a painful pain when cultivating these supernatural powers? Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? Wang Dongxing sighed at the fate and the difficulty of survival.

Wang Gangdan comforted: "You can think about the benefits!" If you succeed in giving birth to this cloud and establishing a contractual relationship, you will be able to soar freely in this desolate sky! This is the era when the spell system has not been formed, and all battles are based on instinct - you can fly and be invincible! ”

"I believe you this time... Oops... Hurt! Wang Dongxing said sadly.

"Split your feet, too high ass! Let the clouds rub out little by little! Wang Gangdan continued to command: "Force! Hard! Did you eat half a ton of Vaseline for nothing? Use your strength to breastfeed! One two three four! Two, two, three, four! Change your posture and do it again! ”

"Ahh Yes!! Ahhh Wang Dongxing endured the pain of tearing his lower body, and used all his strength to squeeze the cloud in his stomach out of the chrysanthemum......

"Ahh Whew... Whew..."Wang Dongxing panted and slumped on the lawn, moaning weakly like a salted fish.

Wang Gangdan looked at the cloud-like object that was discharged by Wang Dongxing and felt very curious: "This... It's a little different from the finished product in the manual... What about the white clouds? How did it become a dark cloud? Also, where did this inexplicable weird smell come from? ”

"Success?" Wang Dongxing, who had regained a little strength, sat up and looked at the black clouds floating in the air in front of him and asked.

Wang Gangdan suppressed the doubts in his heart, and said with a reluctant smile: "You close your eyes and feel it, and see if you can establish a symbiotic contract..."

Wang Dongxing obediently closed his eyes, but he could still feel the cloud floating in front of him: "There is a connection!" How do I sign a contract? ”

"Listen to me! Whatever I read, you follow! The contract god is a difficult language handed down from ancient times! Wang Gangdan instructed: "Heaven and earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate!" I am willing to establish a symbiotic relationship with this cloud in front of me! ”

"Uh... Interrupt, I have a groove that I want to vomit - why is the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang and the Universe Flood followed by Mandarin? What about the covenant script? What about the good spoken language? Wang Dongxing said unpleasantly.

"Can you make people happy and pretend to be a B? Am I a merit artifact? Sign up for it yourself! In fact, if you don't have a password, you can drip your own blood and confess to the Lord! Wang Gangdan had a dog's expression on his face, and hurriedly sent Wang Dongxing to sign the contract.

"I'll just say it! How can there be so much in signing a contract? I have long understood the routine of the gods! Dare to fool such a big thing as asking for rain, let alone signing a contract? I'm so witty! Wang Dongxing happily bit his fingers and dripped the blood of his red fingertips onto the clouds.

The blood slowly seeped into the dark clouds, and the mysterious contract was established, and from then on, Wang Dongxing could drive this piece to soar between the heavens and the earth at will!

"Hmm... In the future, I will call you somersault cloud! Looking at the dark cloud in front of him, Wang Dongxing inexplicably remembered that the cloud that exploded Sun Wukong in "Dragon Ball" came.

The dark cloud shuddered in delight, and it seemed that it liked the name a lot.....

"Steel Egg! How do you get this cloud back? You can't just let it float forever, can you? Wang Gangdan came back to his senses and asked.

"Find out for yourself! The Instrument Spirit is furious right now! All questions are not answered! Wang Gangdan had a deep resentment for forcibly pretending to be interrupted just now, and at this time he could say that he hated Wang Dongxing to the core!

"Steel Eggs! My good steel eggs! You're going to help the master this time! I won't interrupt you in the future! Is it okay for me to be your wingman? You pretend to force me to carry it, you tease me! Definitely make your forced outfit comfortable! Wang Dongxing once again turned on the undisciplined mode. Face? How much is it worth?

"Forget it! Defeated by you! Generally, the immortal's cloud stop position is in his sleeve, and the sleeve is also one of the essential magical powers of the immortal - you can't... So now the only way to end up is this: you take it back! Wang Gangdan is colorful.

"Stuffed in from the chrysanthemum?" Wang Dongxing asked.

"That's right! Of course, this time is different from the first one, after signing the contract, the cloud and your flesh and blood will become one, and from now on you will not have any pain in releasing this cloud. Wang Gangdan further explained.

Wang Dongxing muttered: "Although there is no pain, I feel ashamed to be so retracted... Is there any other way? ”

"Yes, yes. . The point is that it's not realistic! The existence of natal fairy clouds outside the body will continue to consume energy, and to replenish energy, you need to consume the fairy cloud feed that is a specialty of the fairy world - you low-end fairy cloud only needs to feed ninety feed is enough... However, you need fairy stones to sell feed, do you have them? Wang Gangdan asked rhetorically.

"No..."Wang Dongxing said with a sad face: "Could it be that I can only wear open crotch pants in my life?" ”

"Uh... Not really! The cloud can dissipate on its own before returning to you, and it can pass through the cracks in the fabric – so it doesn't matter what you wear! Wang Gangdan finally brought good news to Wang Dongxing.

"Let's go! Let's get out of the way! Don't work in the mountains! Standing in the clouds and smoking a cigarette, the enjoyment of the gods! Wang Dongxing took out a cigarette and a lighter from the Qiankun bag and lit one for himself.

Wang Gangdan looked at the cloud under his feet and frowned thoughtfully, he sniffed it twice again, and his face changed greatly: "Master!" Flameout! Flameout! ”

Wang Dongxing inhaled the cigarette in one go, and then threw the cigarette butt on the cloud. It didn't matter if he threw it, the moment Mars and the cloud met, the dark cloud under his feet was immediately ignited and exploded violently......

"Boom!" A loud bang resounded through the desolate land, and countless birds and beasts ran around in panic.

Wang Dongxing spewed out a black smoke ring from his mouth with the explosive head: "How can this be?" ”

Wang Gangdan flew over and explained, "You are mortal! No way! I just remembered! The internal organs of mortals are the place of reincarnation of grains! The essence of water and the aura of clouds and mist in your body have been absorbed by you! This cloud you've cultivated is, in essence, a piece of! ”

"What do you mean?" Wang Dongxing had a sense of foreboding.

"The main ingredient of farts is ammonia! The chemical formula is: NH3, this thing is flammable and explosive! Wang Gangdan said fearfully.

"So we just flew with a large bomb for a long time?" Wang Dongxing asked fearfully.

"Yes! Yes! Wang Gangdan was also a little afraid, sure enough, the black technology of the immortals is not suitable for the mortal world!