"Wang Gangdan! I'm going to die with you! The devastated and ragged Wang Dongxing stood miserably on the desolate land in the standard "zigzag". Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

(ps: What happened just now, please make up for it by yourself, for the sake of the socialist harmonious value system, Lao Yang didn't describe it - a good novel can't be turned into a small h-text, isn't it?) Besides, we are an urban novel, and we can spoof, but it's not good to have a BL plot! Please forgive me, readers! )

Wang Gangdan pointed to Wang Dongxing's bulging stomach and said, "Blame me?" You can't do it yourself! Normal immortals can cultivate the magic power of soaring clouds and mist in five minutes, don't blame the road is uneven, in fact, you can't! ”

"Forget it! You are forbidden to speak out about this matter! If you let a third party know, I've definitely formatted you! Wang Dongxing threatened.

Wang Gangdan spread his hands and said, "You said it earlier!" One thing I discovered during this business trip was that my signal could travel through time and space to connect with the world... Just now, in order to experiment with signal stability, I had a video with Director Taibai. The effect is very good, high-definition and no jamming, and the signal can be transmitted in real time. ”

"Getting to the point!" Wang Dongxing has an ominous premonition, which is often outrageously accurate.

"This... Just now, Director Taibai asked me what you were doing, and I said that you were practicing the magic power of soaring clouds and mist - she had to watch the live broadcast! The official level crushes people to death! So I showed her... Seem... It seems that everyone in the world has seen it, and the great god Pangu has been sent to first aid by the Leng Yu Fairy--his stomach hurts from laughing, and he is directly angry..."Wang Gangdan said sincerely, his face was full of innocence.

"Malegobi! Wang Gangdan, you're dead! Today Lao Tzu is going to format you! Wang Dongxing said angrily and angrily.

Wang Gangdan flew into the sky disdainfully and said, "Do you think I will show your troubles to others for nothing?" Tell you! Director Taibai has already used the master brain of the fairy world to establish my independent personality, which means that as the master, you only have the right to use it, and you will no longer be able to format me and erase my personality in the future! I, Wang Gangdan, will be an immortal and immortal existence from now on! Wowha! ”

"Masaka? How so? Taibai actually put me behind my back? Wang Dongxing muttered: "Sure enough, only women and villains are difficult to raise... Didn't you just snatch her half an elbow? The revenge came so quickly that it couldn't be stopped..."

Wang Gangdan laughed wildly: "Hurry up! Use the energy in your body to warm the essence of water and the energy of clouds, and turn them into the shape of clouds! ”

Wang Dongxing looked at his belly like he was pregnant for ten months and said, "What a shame for this supernatural cultivation!" Could it be that the inspiration for the magic power of Soaring Clouds and Fog came from having children? ”

"Of course not! What you learned is a Chinese Simplified Chinese cracked version, taking a shortcut - you think it is so easy to make you soar without comprehension and without mana? Any gain comes at a price! "Wang Gangdan is very philosophical.

"Alright! I admit it! Anyway, how do I have a baby? I don't have any basic hardware! Wang Dongxing said depressedly, shame is shame! Not bad this time! Anyway, my own law-level skills, Absolute Defense and Big Head Squatting Technique, are not much better! Shame shame is used to it......

Even Wang Gangdan, who is a merit holy weapon, has to admire Wang Dongxing's face, it seems that the thickness of this human person's face is the highest in the three thousand and one realms, no wonder he will become a man of destiny!

Meng Ziyun: The heavens will descend on the people, we must first unload their QQ, delete their WeChat, seal their Weibo, seize their mobile phones, collect their computers, drop their pads, cut off their wifi, cut their network cables, and then sit quietly, drink tea, think, exercise, read, play the piano, practice words, be wise, enlightened, find someone to brag about the mountains, hone their faces, black as coal, thick as the city wall, in order to achieve great things!

Wang Dongxing's face at this time is about to break through the sky! Maybe that's the one who can do great things!

Wang Gangdan smiled evilly: "Of course, how did you get in, how did you get out!" You get the idea! ”

"Holy! In spring, peach blossoms bloom; In autumn, chrysanthemums bloom! Dude, didn't I read the yellow calendar when I went out? Isn't it appropriate to do anything today, and it's easy to explode chrysanthemums when you go out? Wang Dongxing knelt on the ground and wailed.

Wang Gangdan comforted: "Master! Look at the opening point, this thing is very soft and won't be very painful... Bear with it and it's over! Why don't I get you some Vaseline? ”

"Fuck off! Can you get Vaseline in the wilderness? Wang Dongxing said disdainfully: "Lao Tzu is the most annoying guy who releases empty cannons!" ”

Wang Gangdan's little temper immediately came up: "Hey! Are you fighting this with me? Is this a challenge? ”

"Come on! Dude, I'm going to you today! I don't believe you can travel through time to get Vaseline! Wang Dongxing said stiffly.

Wang Gangdan stopped drying, and said like an angry lion cub: "What if I get it?" ”

"I'll eat as much as you want! Okay? "Wang Dongxing's temper has also come up, it's all a bloody guy, who is afraid of whom?

Wang Gangdan snorted coldly and flew up to a height of ten meters: "Time and space shuttle, the stars are moving!" The world is infinite, and there is no infinity to give birth to Taiji! ”

Wang Dongxing (why did he understand himself) looked at Wang Gangdan in the sky on the ground and said disdainfully: "Pretend to be a ghost!" ”

Wang Gangdan yelled at Wang Dongxing: "Humble master! Look at what the wrath of the Lord of the World is! Come on! Welcome Vaseline! That's enough for you to eat for five hundred years! ”

As he spoke, a huge ball of petroleum jelly oil appeared in mid-air, and Wang Gangdan raised it with his small hand and flew in front of Wang Dongxing and said coldly: "Eat!" Don't be afraid to choke! This stuff is very lubricated......"

Wang Dongxing's eyes burst out: "This... That's impossible! It's not scientific! Is it the skill of a saint to create things out of thin air? Are you already sanctified? No way! How can mechanical life be sanctified? ”

"Humph! Ignorant! Have you forgotten what my energy core is? The energy core of this holy artifact is a small world! After Pangu used me to open the heavens, I absorbed the law of creation! As the master of the small world, I can determine the course of the development of the world in my body - just now I used the law of time and space to receive the Vaseline produced after three epochs in the world in my body! That's three days of capacity in a small factory! Enjoy your meal! We have time! Wang Gangdan pinched his waist and looked up to the sky and smiled, so angry that Wang Dongxing fell down.

Suddenly, Wang Dongxing's complexion changed dramatically, Tie Qing's face disappeared in a flash, he flatteringly picked up Wang Gangdan's and licked it vigorously, licking it vigorously: "Dandan!" We're a good match! You can't bear to watch me in my prime gnawing on Vaseline every day? I know you're the most powerful artificial intelligence! Vaseline or something is so unpalatable! You're bad, bad! ”

Wang Gangdan's host burst out countless sparks, and he plunged into a river: "It's disgusting! What about your personality? What about your dignity? You are the savior! ”

"Dignity? Personality? How many tons of Vaseline is worth? Wang Dongxing raised his eyebrows and asked, "If you force me to eat Vaseline again, I will disgust you!" me? You're still tender! Come on! Be happy! Steel eggs, the master has already touched Vaseline! That's right... Can you get me another bottle of Wind Oil Essence? ”

"Ahh It's so cheap! I can't stand it anymore! Wang Gangdan flew into the sky in pain, and then did a free fall movement in the air, plunging headlong into the endless underground.....