"Name!"

Wang Dongxing. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Gender!"

"Male."

"Origin!"

"The northern suburbs of the mountain city of the Republic of China."

"Criminal situation!"

Wang Dongxing said with a sad face: "Officer! I was wronged! ”

"Wronged? Everyone who came in shouted at the beginning that they were wronged! Don't try to quibble! Everyone who comes here is conclusively proven! The officer snorted coldly.

"Don't blame me!" Wang Dongxing howled and cried: "Uncle Catch Hurry, I'm still a child!" Here's how it looks! My buddy drove me around the campus, and I happened to see two girls with pulses in their hands getting lost, and we kindly gave them a while, and they made an appointment with us to repay our kindness! It's a normal social activity! ”

"Huh? Normal socialization? Dine? Then why did you get caught in a hotel by the anti-pornography team and you weren't dressed yet? 6 The officer asked with a blank face.

"There's a reason for that! You have to be a little active after eating, right? We're going to play some mahjong -- not for gambling money! Pure entertainment! Wang Dongxing continued to argue.

"Why are you in a hotel and not wearing clothes?" The officer asked.

"I wanted to go to the chess and card room, but those people smoked! How to play the smoky miasma? So we found a mahjong room, this is fine, right? Wang Dongxing asked pitifully.

"Go on! I'd like to see what you have to say! The police officer laughed angrily and motioned for Wang Dongxing to continue.

"We are divided into two groups to play against each other, pure entertainment and not money. In the end, the one who loses must be Truth or Dare! I'm lucky enough to win them both out, so I'll let them go out on an adventure... It's my fault, too, that I had to ask them to run to East Disneyland to take a picture with Mickey Mouse. It's not a crime, is it? At most, I'm morally flawed..."Wang Dongxing continued to chatter.

"Well, that's fine—why are the clothes gone?" The police officer became interested and asked unconsciously.

"Uncle Catch, you can't blame me for this! My buddy and another girl had just gone out and the girl from my team kissed me. She said that I was very handsome when I was serious about playing mahjong! I felt the same way, but I didn't think it was good for her to kiss me – so I stopped her. Wang Dongxing is righteous and strict, and his face is full of holy light.

"Huh? You go on to say..."

"When I refused, the girl couldn't hold her face, so she asked me: 'Do you think I'm dirty?' This person has a face, a tree and a wood, and it is definitely not okay to hurt people's self-esteem! So I told her, 'No! Then she laughed and said to me, 'I knew you were a good man.' Then she ripped me off my clothes -- I can't be a big man! She couldn't pick my clothes, so in retaliation, I picked her clothes and let her know that it was cold to not wear clothes! It didn't take long for us to lose our clothes, and before I could laugh at her, you came in and handcuffed me without saying anything! Uncle Catch Quickly, I'm really wronged! I'm still a kid! Wang Dongxing wailed heartbreakingly.

"Phew! I don't believe a word of what you say! The women who are with you have all been explained, and it is useless for you to carry it again! Pay the fine! Five thousand! The officer said with a cold face.

Wang Dongxing blinked his eyes and asked innocently, "Confess?" What did she confess? I didn't do anything, did I? ”

"Humph! She's already confessed to selling beeps! Didn't you see that she was holding a bottle of pulse? The officer slapped the table and said solemnly.

"Pulsating... Ripple... No way! Wang Dong came to his senses, and said dejectedly: "Uncle Catch Fast, I really don't know ......"

"Don't talk nonsense! Pay the fine! Let the relatives take you out! "The police officer is business-like.

"Huh? Kindred? My immediate family members are all in the mountains and forests abroad! The main thing is that I don't have any money! That's right, uncle! What crime is convicted, does it have to be evidenced by beep? How can I complete that sinful deal with my pennilessness? Wang Dongxing quibbled.

"Uh... Hurry up and get someone to take you away... Ay? Xiao Su? What are you doing here? The officer asked, surprised.

Wang Dongxing looked up at the person and realized that it was an acquaintance. That's right, the person who came was Su Xiaorou, a drunken woman who slept with Wang Dongxing for a night.

"Team Wang, he's my friend. I'll pay his fine, and fill in the guarantor's column..."Then she glared at Wang Dongxing viciously and turned around and walked out.

Team Wang also walked out with the transcript and said to Su Xiaorou: "Xiao Su, you should observe more when making friends in the future, and don't socialize with everyone... The world of young people... Hey..."

Su Xiaorou took the key and walked into the recording room, untied the handcuffs for Wang Dongxing and said, "Let's go!" Still want to live here? You say you! Can you do something good? I thought you were a nice person! ”

"Who are you scolding? You're the good guy! Your whole family is good! Wang Dongxing raised his eyebrows and retorted.

"The dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the hearts of good people! Tell you! You owe me 5,000 dollars now, and you don't want to leave if you don't pay it back! I'm fast, and this part of Dongcheng is my territory. Whether it is transportation, criminal investigation, grassroots, or railway, I have colleagues! You can't fly! Policewoman Su Xiaorou threatened.

"You're still a catcher? I think you've practiced! Catch the adults quickly, you will be adults and villains, I will ask my brother to return the money to you twice - my brother is a local tyrant, not bad for money... You borrow my mobile phone to use, I'll log in to QQ! Wang Dongxing asked with a licking face.

The policewoman handed over the mobile phone, Wang Dongxing quickly logged in but got a bad news, as soon as he went online, he received a message from the second Li Wenhao:

"Bastard! Lao Tzu was miserable by you! I took the chick halfway and was discovered by my girlfriend! In order to coax my girlfriend, I scattered all my wealth! Meow a mi, Lao Tzu is now poor and white - easy to walk all the way, forgive me not far away! ”

Wang Dongxing's face turned white after reading the message, and his body was like chaff: "Woman... Can the debt owed to you be paid by the flesh? Girl, the old man has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and has practiced a little bit of kung fu! If you're not mistaken, you're seriously injured right now, and there must be a wound between your legs, and you're bleeding inexplicably every month. I might as well tell you that this wound is a gap left by Nuwa when she created a human being twenty years ago - this is a pity that human power cannot be filled. Xiao is not talented, he has cultivated the work of Jiyang for more than 20 years, and today he has achieved great achievements. There is an extremely thick pure yang liquid in the heavenly spirit root under the crotch of the deity, which is the essence of the Tiantian Stone, which is a fixed number in the underworld. You have a relationship with me, today I will help you with this, repair 888 once, five times a course of treatment, ten courses of perfect repair. I don't want the rest for the sake of you and me. When will we heal? ”

Su Xiaorou thought for a long time, and said with a smile: "You actually have such a divine object?" This thing is related to me, and instead of asking you to help me heal my wounds, I should repair it myself--after all, men and women can't kiss each other! If you want to give me this spiritual object, I won't take a penny from the five thousand oceans! ”

"Hello Demon Maiden! Goodbye, Enchantress! Wang Dongxing turned around and fled: "It's too long!" Meet the chicken slasher! ”