When the women are hooligans, the festival and everything are in the past, and the clouds and smoke are all floating clouds on the horizon. When the pen & fun & pavilion tear each other www.biquge.info, it is often the man who fails, if you have to compare it, the man's firepower is like a single-shot rifle, the woman is like a plugged Gatling, and the cliff can beat people into a sieve!

"Woman! You win! I can't beat you, I can't dirty you - what the hell do you want? Draw down the road, and I'll accompany you all! Wang Dongxing puffed up his chest and said righteously.

Su Xiaorou looked Wang Dongxing up and down and said, "It's okay, it's quite strong, but I don't know if it's useful......"

Wang Dongxing raised his eyebrows coquettishly when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Contemptible people are well-read and self-taught. Proficient in the essence of major schools such as Tokyo Shibuya, he has obtained the professional certification of Dongguan, can ice and fire, will be sneering (licking) will wrap, Wen can lift the pen to set Lori, Wu can go on the horse to marry the wife, enter can bully the body and press the Tai, retreat can raise the buttocks to welcome the public. I am of mixed Chinese and Korean descent, with a double doctoral degree... Believe me, as long as you give me a woman, I can create a nation! ”

"Hey! The painting style is dirty? There have already been reader complaints, right? Is it okay for the protagonist to always play meat jokes? Ahem... What was I talking about? Inexplicably said what some people wanted to say! You're thinking crooked! I'm not looking for you for those beep-beep things. Let me introduce myself, my name is Su Xiaorou, and I am a police officer. Su Xiaorou said with a headache.

"Hello policeman, what do you command? No. 32 technician Wang Dongxing is at your service! Wang Dongxing was silent and made a nondescript burlesque salute and then teased.

Su Xiaorou said subtly: "In addition to being a police officer, I also have a sub-profession - Soul Remover!" ”

"Shrimp? I don't read much, don't tease me! The police as soul purifiers? Aren't you all staunch materialists? True materialists are fearless! These cows, ghosts, snakes and gods are all feudal superstitions, and they should be swept into the garbage heap of history after being defeated! Are you really a soul slayer? Wang Dongxing chattered curiously and continued to ask: "Why does this profession sound full of Japanese comic style?" Shouldn't the exorcism profession in Huaxia be called Maoshan Taoist, Shaolin Master or the like? By the way, don't you have the surname Ma? Do you know Ma Xiaoling? Do you know Guo Tianyou? What about the generals? I heard in the web game that the immortal zombie king and general ran out because of World War II, is there such a thing? ”

"Truth Tongue - Shut Up!" Su Xiaorou pinched a finger and pointed at Wang Dongxing's mouth, never expecting that Wang Dongxing would be speechless after a burst of white light!

"What's going on? ）... Woo woo woo (is it a spell?) ）... Woo woo woo (let go of me!) ..."Wang Dongxing whimpered.

"Shut up! Listen to me! Su Xiaorou said angrily: "My ancestors are all soul killers, and this profession has been passed down from generation to generation. But in my generation, I was the only daughter in the family, so the irresponsible father passed on this profession to me. The duty of the soul slayer is to maintain the order of the six realms of reincarnation in the human world, and to send the unjust souls and ghosts who are stranded in the human world back into reincarnation. For some reason, decades ago, the six reincarnations of the land of China suddenly and strangely disappeared, and the ghosts never appeared in the human world again - so now the order in the human world can only be maintained by us spirit exterminators. Of course, the soul remover also needs to live, and there is an economic cost for the rich people in Buddha to clean up the resentful spirits. Therefore, as a professional soul slayer, I have my own office, which specializes in dealing with all kinds of supernatural events. I need an assistant now, a strong assistant. So, it's you - Pikachu! Forehead... No, it's you! Wang Dongxing! ”

"Woo woo woo (out of harmony, not translated here)..."As a person who does not complain about unhappy stars, Wang Dongxing has accumulated a lot of complaints in his heart. However, after being banned by the mantra, he couldn't say a word, and he almost suffocated him to death.

"I know you're so happy to get the job! The probationary period is one month, and you can reap the freedom when you do a good job in this month. If you don't speak, you're acquiescing! I won't sign the contract, it's a collar bomb, it's a private collection left by this girl who cracked a smuggling case - it's cheap for you! The remote control is in my hand, and if you want to run, I'll press the detonation button for the bomb. I wonder if your head will explode or fly? I'm looking forward to it! Su Xiaorou blinked her eyes, then took out a collar-like thing from her handbag and put it on Wang Dongxing's neck, and then said cutely with both hands: "What about the red one!" It's so cute! ”

"Perverted Bomb Girl! Don't sell cute! A woman who smiling and strapping a bomb around someone's neck can't be cute no matter what! Pretending to be a little girl can't hide the essence of your black heart! No matter how good your figure is, it can't stop your blackened heart! Wang Dongxing kept scolding in his heart.

Changtai breathed to cover his tears, I will go to you Malegobi! If Wang Dongxing had a half-saint cultivation at this time, he really wanted to kill this woman with one finger! But for the sake of the safety of the whole world, he decided to swallow his anger.

Back then, Han Xin endured the humiliation of his crotch and eventually became a generation of famous generals!

Back then, King Goujian of Yue endured the humiliation of his husband, and finally succeeded in fighting back to become a generation of heroes.

Think about back then, Sun Bin, Wu Zixu, Sima Yi... Countless heroes have endured it, buddy admits that this time is nothing!

Sure enough, as soon as a person's mentality is good, his face will naturally be thick, and Wang Dongxing, who has done a good job of self-psychological counseling, successfully crossed this hurdle, and smiled flatteringly at Su Xiaorou.

Wang Dongxing's smile is more cheap and cheaper, his smile surpasses the honey smile of the fish pond owner, and surpasses the magic smile of the big yellow dog, he has created an era, an era of cheap laughter that belongs to him.

Su Xiaorou looked at it with a chill: "Okay, okay!" I'm scared of you! You can laugh so disgustingly even when you laugh, you're also a talent! People like you are definitely the best talent who can be disgusted even by ghosts! Maybe... I've found the treasure! Let's go! I'll take you to get acquainted with the company, and you'll be living in the company this month! ”

Wang Dongxing, who couldn't speak, nodded again and again, wanting to lead the party more dogs. You ask him where the festival has gone? Is it important to have a life? Can you eat it? Can you pay off your debts? Since discipline is useless, what is the use of it?

"Finally deceived the part-time job! 5,000 dollars is worth it! A man who only thinks with his lower body is the most annoying! Let's feed the ghosts! Wowha! The blackened Su Xiaorou laughed loudly and rampantly in her heart.

Wang Dongxing followed behind and felt a little uneasy: "Nothing to do is caused by either rape or theft, he has lived in the flood for thousands of years, and he is an adult!" Su Xiaorou won't save him because of a friendship that didn't happen overnight! Something must be strange at this time! ”