"Brother Feng, Brother Feng, are you awake?"

Liu Yifeng opened his eyes in a daze, the white ceiling, the white wall, and next to him, a man was shaking his head and looking like an idiot. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info take a look again, Zhang Zhilei!

"I ......"

As soon as Liu Yifeng spoke, he knew that he had become a human again.

"Brother Feng, don't move, you are seriously injured, you have several broken ribs, thank God for being able to save your life."

Liu Yifeng remembered that he fell into the manhole as a dog before he fell into a coma, could it be that this Zhang Zhilei just picked himself up at the manhole?

"Are you...... Ah, why does my face hurt so much? Didn't you say broken ribs? Liu Yifeng just wanted to ask the question where he found himself, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he felt that the corners of his mouth, oh no, his whole face hurt.

"They didn't gouge out your eyeballs, and they didn't cut off your life, but they just slapped your face and broke a few ribs, I think it must be your ancestral grave that smoked and blessed you." Zhang Zhilei said as he prayed.

What a deep hatred, slapping in the face, stepping on broken ribs, and thanking the ancestors for their blessings.

Looking at Liu Yifeng's bewildered face, Zhang Zhilei reached out and probed his forehead and muttered, "I don't have a fever." A little uneasy, he rolled his eyelids again: "The pupils are not dilated." ”

What is this, do you know what pupil dilation is? You must think that the eyeballs are the pupils. I've never seen anyone look at another person's eyelids with their eyes open to see if their pupils are dilated. What is it? Is there a living death test? A more advanced method than brain death is to challenge for the next Nobel Prize in Medicine. It's better to ask the person directly: "Are you dead?" "I'm dead." "How did you die?" "I'm angry."

Liu Yifeng was so angry by Zhang Zhilei's actions that he gasped heavily, and his face and chest were very painful when he inhaled, so he especially seemed to exhale more and inhale less.

"Doctor, come on, the patient is no longer good, only breathing out but not in!" Zhang Zhilei suddenly shouted loudly.

Then he fell on Liu Yifeng's body, almost crying: "Brother Feng, I didn't expect you to die so embarrassingly, I knew that you were so dissatisfied with your lovelorn desire to peep, so I gave you all the works of Teacher Cang that I treasured." You can rest assured to go, every year Qingming, I will remember to go to your grave to put a section for you, absolutely high-definition none. Yard. We can't be friends in this life, and I hope you can continue to treat me like this in the next life......"

Just when Zhang Zhilei was describing his brotherhood with a handful of snot and tears, the doctor also came, only glanced at Liu Yifeng on the bed, didn't even touch it, and said lightly: "It's okay, you can get out of bed after a month or two of rest." ”

"I didn't ...... It's okay? Zhang Zhilei's lips were still covered with shiny snot, and when he heard the doctor say this, he looked dazed: "Aren't you dying?" ”

"You're dying, ah! It hurts me to death. Liu Yifeng flicked Zhang Zhilei's brain melon, and it hurt his heart to the affected area.

"It's great that you don't die, although your reputation outside now is really bad enough for you to commit suicide by jumping off the building, but it's better to die than to live, you must hold on."

"Wait a minute, you can explain to me first, how did I get hurt like this?" Even though he was sore all over, Zhang Zhilei kept peeping and had a poor reputation, which really made Liu Yifeng puzzled, falling into the manhole, it would have nothing to do with these.

"Let me tell you, you must not only have suffered external injuries, but also brain injuries."

"Yes, yes, I hurt my brain, so I don't remember, please Uncle Zhang give me some mention."

Zhang Zhilei suddenly felt that the title of "Uncle Zhang" was a bit wonderful. His surname is Zhang, that's right, people call him uncle, that's respect. I have always been a little brother, and the first time someone called me uncle, I was really moved. But for Mao's noble title, he was inexplicably associated with the old man who sold fritters downstairs. It seems that there is something wrong with my brain as well.

"Actually, I'm also very strange, weren't you there when you had a meeting yesterday, why did you go to Gu Lili's catwalk, and you actually went to the backstage dressing room."

If it had been changed before, as Zhang Zhilei spoke slowly, Liu Yifeng would have slapped him a long time ago, but at this time, he could only listen patiently.

"Then you said you can go, I also want to go directly to the backstage to find Gu Lili, after all, if you can persuade her not to leave our company, you can give a bonus of 10,000 yuan, and if you get this bonus, you can buy a kidney for my girlfriend 6." But, you stripped naked for Mao in front of others? Is it possible to seduce her? This is not tempting, but will be beaten as a pervert. ”

Zhang Zhilei is still muttering about the problem that Apple mobile phones and kidneys can't have both, and Liu Yifeng already roughly knows what happened.

Because of the reversal of that operation, the black mole on Gu Lili's face was gone. But last time, the head of the personnel department wanted to terminate the contract with others so viciously, and he must have slapped himself in the face at this time. Of course, Liu Yifeng also knows that Gu Lili is also in urgent need of money at present, and in this company, it is impossible to earn 500,000 yuan in a short time, if you don't want to sleep with the boss, you can only change jobs.

However, the company is also a big deal, and it actually released words to persuade Lily to give a bonus of 10,000 yuan. But it's about that a person with a low IQ like Zhang Zhilei will really try. As for why he appeared there naked, only rogue software will know.

"I mean, isn't there something wrong with your IQ?" Zhang Zhilei suddenly said again: "I actually thought of seducing, alas." ”

Well, not only can't you say bad things about people behind your back, but you can't do it in your heart. Liu Yifeng had an epiphany.

Don't think about Gu Lili for the time being. Liu Yifeng thought of a very urgent matter after recovering a little, before he could turn back into a human, Jin Lin was kidnapped.

"Ray, give me my phone."

"What are you going to do? Take a selfie and upload it to your circle of friends, tell them that you were beaten into a national first-class protected animal because of your seduction? ”

"I'm going to call the police!" Liu Yifeng endured the pain on his body and face and roared, how could he have such a friend, sooner or later he would be angry with him to death.

"Then it's better to take a selfie and upload it to the circle of friends, anyway, I have already passed on my circle of friends, more than 80 likes, if the likes can be exchanged for gifts, they can be exchanged for a free couple meal."

In fact, Zhang Zhilei has not yet reached the point where his face is bigger than his inside, so when he went to the backstage of Gu Lili's dressing, he saw Chi. After the naked Liu Yifeng was beaten to a coma, he still dragged him out and sent him to the hospital as soon as possible. The photo was taken after arriving at the hospital. Liu Yifeng, who is like a panda, is more rare than taking pictures with real pandas.

It's about Liu Yifeng's character is too poor, and after uploading, they are all likes without exception.

"Jin Lin has been kidnapped, I want to call the police!" Liu Yifeng continued to roar.

"Jin Lin? Who is Jin Lin? Which star? I've never heard of it. Zhang Zhilei was confused.

"The daughter of the chairman of Jincan Group, Jin Lin, understand?"

"Oh."

"Oh what do you mean?"

"Oh, I see."

"You know if you don't go find my phone, she's been kidnapped, I'm going to call the police." Liu Yifeng was anxious.

"Brother Feng, are you really beaten stupid?" Zhang Zhilei's expression was solemn and worried: "The daughter of a rich man has been kidnapped, and he doesn't ask you for ransom, what are you calling the police?" ”

Zhang Zhilei was indeed right, and he woke up Liu Yifeng at once. When he was still Jin Lin's dog, he was at least qualified to run home and roar a few times, but at this time, as a stranger, what qualifications did he have to call the police?

"But she still owes me 550 dollars." Liu Yifeng muttered softly, completely different hearts and mouths, but at least he had to find an excuse that could convince him.

Seeing Liu Yifeng's startled appearance, Zhang Zhilei was afraid that he would not be able to think about it, so he quickly found him his own mobile phone. People with mental problems should follow him, otherwise they are more likely to get sick. As the saying goes, if the punishment is not for the madman, the police station will not pay attention to the madman's report.

Turn on your phone and a message pops up.

[Welcome to the beta version of Magic Retouching Software]

What's the situation? This rogue software runs from the computer to the phone? Isn't it impossible to adapt to it with a hard drive? Will you take the initiative to cross the border?

[Label this software indiscriminately, be careful as you wish]

It seems that the mobile version still has a mind-reading function. But how? Even if it's a threat? It's all become dogs, how can you toss? Rogue software! You are rogue software!! You're a fucking rogue software!! This is what the primary school Chinese teacher said, and the tone is constantly strengthened.

[Try the beta version of the mobile phone, all kinds of repair functions, comparable to the miracle doctor]

Yo, is this a realistic manifestation of the so-called "cheap"? One second he was arrogant, and the next second he immediately compromised, even if he was a soft bone like Zhang Zhilei, it would not be like this.

But when it comes to fixes, it seems that this is exactly what is needed now. Speaking of which, this software is really empathetic.

"Ray, where's my X-ray?"

"That's right, it's better for you to care about yourself than to care about whether Jin Lin has been kidnapped. The supervisor was already very angry, and I said that you were injured in the line of duty, so the company didn't fire you immediately, but your salary during your recuperation period will definitely not be paid to you. I've already bought you a box of instant noodles, which can be eaten for a month......"

Liu Yifeng felt that he should thank this good friend who was able to selflessly give a box of instant noodles during his injury and no salary?

That's it, don't worry about him.

Liu Yifeng tried to remake the X-ray, looked at the skeleton on the photo, two obvious rib breaks, opened the so-called mobile phone beta version, and the interface was no different from ordinary retouching software.

I used to experiment with my own hair or other people's faces, but for the first time, I did it with a real knife and a real gun, and it was directly a difficult rib repair, plus it was a mobile phone operation, Liu Yifeng's hands trembled.

He didn't know if he would have gotten bone hyperplasia or bone spurs or something if he had drawn too much or thickened the painting during the repair process. After all, drawing a mole can become melanoma, and what is in the body is really uncertain.

If it weren't for the fact that he could save Jin Lin in order to get better as soon as possible, Liu Yifeng would rather lie in bed for a month and wait for a natural recovery. However, it is also sad to have no salary for more than a month, and it is already moonlight, if you don't pay a penny, it is estimated that you can really only eat the instant noodles sent by Zhang Zhilei every day.