Chapter 14 Masters of the World
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"Not good, urgency!" Liu Yifeng suddenly shuddered, immediately jumped up from the bed, and ran into the toilet, dripping with joy.
It's good to be a man, at least you can hold the chicken with your hands. Pee, if you are a dog, if you don't lift your legs, you can really only pee on your legs. So the reason why a dog pees and crosses a leg is because the monk Jigong made a mud leg, it's all. That's completely the instinct of a dog, who wants to get urine on their legs, and dogs don't want to.
Here Liu Yifeng came out of the toilet with a comfortable face, and Zhang Zhilei over there was already dumbfounded: "You ...... Injuries on your body? ”
"God-given divine power, I, have been resurrected with full blood!" Liu Yifeng raised his arms exaggeratedly, because his mouth was too big, it involved his facial muscles, and he retracted in pain.
Even so, Zhang Zhilei could see that he was only injured on his face. Broken ribs, how can it be a few hours, oh no, the kung fu of soaking and peeing, it's completely fine?
"I'm going out for a while, and if anyone is looking for me, help me get in the way." Liu Yifeng's words fell, and he ran away.
My princess, wait for me, I will be like a warrior with a sword, slay the dragon and rescue you trapped in the castle! Then, let you pay me back that 550, hahahaha.
According to his memory, Liu Yifeng soon arrived in front of the house where the two men had finally carried Jin Lin in.
In fact, it is not remote, the urban-rural junction, there are many rental houses, and there are many outsiders, and the entry and exit of people are very complicated. It's noon, and a lot of men and women in undershirts, shorts, or big flower pajamas come out to forage for food.
You can't call the police, you rush in directly and you have no chance of winning, how can you go to the rescue?
At this time, Liu Yifeng caught a glimpse of a man who was cowering, wasn't this the black thin man who participated in the kidnapping of Jin Lin and injured his hand in an attempt to touch porcelain? His left arm was still bent at a strange angle, his expression painful. Apparently, he came out not only to forage for food, but also to find out if there was any way to relieve the pain.
Liu Yifeng suddenly thought about it and immediately took action.
"Walk by, don't miss it, ancestral stunts, bone grafting skills."
After a while, three or five people gathered in front of Liu Yifeng's stall, and there were still people coming over one after another. Everyone looked at the man who was shouting at the stall in front of him, with white hair and long beard, ruddy complexion, and tight skin.
"You said you would pick up the bones, let's take a look at the next one." Suddenly, someone asked.
If it is said to be a cure-all, it may not be verifiable, but this guy said that he would be able to pick up bones, and this lie is a bit big. Everyone watched the excitement, and as soon as someone said this, they all agreed. And the thin black man also squeezed into the crowd in a low-key manner
Liu Yifeng wants this effect, he is not in the mood to pretend to be a white-bearded old man here.
"This kind of thing is originally very time-consuming and energy-consuming, but since everyone wants to watch it today, the old man will take out seventy percent of his skills and show everyone a quick one." Liu Yifeng shook his head and said with his beard in his head.
"In order to prevent you from saying that what I brought with me is fake, any of you will take a bone, we will break it on the spot, and then I will repair it for him."
Generally, the god stick on the side of the road is one-on-one service, look at the face of this one, say that he is in trouble today, look at the forehead of that one, and say that he has a bloody disaster. In this way, if he does not believe it, he will be treated as nonsense, and if he believes it, he can further make up against this person. The so-called fortune telling, three points by guessing, seven points by cheating, that is the truth.
Just when someone was running home excitedly to get the mutton bones that had just been eaten, I don't know which child had quietly lurked in front of Liu Yifeng under the instigation of adults.
"Ahh Who he. pull Lao Tzu's beard. Liu Yifeng only felt a heart-piercing pain in his jaw, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth. He suddenly thought of the feeling of being grabbed by Jin Lin that day, but obviously, this time it was more painful. The skin on the face is more delicate than the hair, who would have thought that a bear child would be bored enough to pull his beard.
If it were possible, Liu Yifeng would really stick a fake beard, after all, it still feels strange for such a long beard to grow out of thin air on his chin. But that's what the software did, the beard is real, even the gray hair is real.
"Dad, this grandfather's beard is real, you see, it's so long." The bear child innocently held Liu Yifeng's beard more than fifty centimeters long and shouted at a man next to him. The man's face was full of embarrassment.
If the beard is fake, this child's "unintentional action" is the most powerful weapon to make him appear as the prototype, but this moment the beard is actually real.
Maybe you will think that a beard more than 50 centimeters long is not a big deal, and those with strong hormones can grow one centimeter without shaving for a week, ensuring that the female ticket will be pierced wow. In this way, if you don't shave for a year or two, you will have this length. But in fact, in order to achieve Liu Yifeng's supple, elegant and clean level, it is not something that can be done with some shampoos alone, it must be constantly taken care of, 10 cm long, and 8 cm removed. Therefore, this beard will never grow to this extent in ten or eight years.
Although Liu Yifeng was foul because of being pulled out of his beard, everyone did not question his identity anymore, at least, this girl is real. Which liar has spent more than ten years and has grown a long beard, which can be regarded as a complete merit.
Just after the beard farce was over, the man who had just run to get the bone also returned, with a shin more than a foot long in his hand. He also brought a hammer with him.
"Smash the bones with a hammer and pick them up." The man excitedly waved his bones and hammer at everyone.
Looking at the test specimen of the smashed comminuted fracture, everyone turned to look at Liu Yifeng again, and quietly showed this outsider how to use his skills to connect bones. Will there be a fairy aura all over the body? Or is it like electric welding?
Just when everyone was imagining all kinds of extraordinary imagination, I saw this white-bearded master of the world leisurely take out an Apple mobile phone, which is still 6S local tyrant gold. Uh, do people outside the world also use mobile phones?
The sense of disobedience in this picture is no less than that of a monk driving a convertible car, singing "Sister, you sit at the head of the bed, brother, I will do it hard", and there are sexy girls sitting in the car.
"Ahem" Liu Yifeng couldn't close his mouth when he saw that everyone was surprised, knowing that he was a little abrupt when he took out his mobile phone, but there was no way to do it. So, he came up with a reasonably reasonable argument:
"Everyone knows that if you have a broken bone and go to the hospital, you first have to take an X-ray. I used my phone to take pictures to mimic the X-rays in the hospital. ”
"Oh, I see......"
Although everyone didn't know what the direct connection between imitation filming and bone grafting was, it sounded like that, so they all nodded their heads again and again like chickens pecking rice.
"Then came the moment to witness the miracle."
Liu Yifeng pinched the broken bone with one hand, so that the fragment was hidden in the palm of his hand, and with the other hand, he quickly dragged the photo he had just taken to the retouching interface, and he didn't care about the repair effect, so he smeared it a few times, as long as it could be connected, it didn't matter if it was ugly.
Everyone held their breath and stared motionlessly at the hands of the worldly masters, not realizing how this line was so familiar, as if it was not a bone, but a magic trick.
"Wow ......" Liu Yifeng happily opened his palm, and everyone gasped. It's really connected, the bones that were obviously broken just now are really connected.
"Show me!" The thin black man who had been hiding in the crowd couldn't hold back any longer and rushed to the front and shouted.
Looking left and right, shaking it, and biting it with his teeth, it's true. He had seen the bone shattered with his own eyes, and it was as good as ever in the eyes of everyone, in the hands of this worldly master.
Even if this is a trick, it is mysterious enough.
After all, unlike the smashing of the windows of supercars, the Jianghu Warlock performance program is in this kind of urban-rural junction, and seeing that there are no other good-looking programs, everyone disperses one after another. In the end, only the thin black man was left, still surprised.
"This master, can you help me get a bone." The thin black man looked expectant.
"The old man came down the mountain this time to purify all sentient beings." Seeing that the target was finally hooked, Liu Yifeng said seriously. After saying that, I felt a little strange, Pudu sentient beings are Buddhist terms, and I should be dressed more like a Taoist at this time, uh, what should I say? Hanging pot to help the world? Forget it, anyway, this girl has completely believed it, so let's leave it at that.
"This master, look at my hand, and give it a gong, like the bone just now, pick it up." The thin black man raised his arm.
"This ......," Liu Yifeng looked hesitant with his beard.
"Master, is it a matter of cost? It's okay, you make an offer, we will have money soon, and we won't owe you. The thin black man said nervously. They just called the chairman of the Jincan Group today and asked for 500,000 yuan, and the old man agreed at once, if nothing else, he would be able to get the money in the evening.
"It's not about money, it's a matter of energy, it's also time-consuming. Just now, in order to let you see it really, I used seventy percent of my strength, and at this time, I'm afraid I can't do it so quickly. ”
"I know I know, as long as the master is willing to treat me, it doesn't matter if it's late or slow, dare to ask where the master lives?"
"The old man is home all over the world, here today, there tomorrow, it's not fixed."
"That'...... What can I do? ”
"It seems that you and I have no chance. Otherwise, you should go to the hospital for treatment, this kind of delay may lead to inflammation and infection, and in severe cases, it will amputate the limb. ”
Amputation?! The black thin man was frightened: "That's it, master, if you can, please come to my house for a few days, and when your skills recover, then treat me, I have been afraid of doctors since I was a child, and I will faint when I see a doctor." ”
"That's right...... Seeing that you and I are so destined, let's go to your house and stay for a few days. Liu Yifeng no longer shirked, afraid that he would run away if he had the opportunity to grind again.