Chapter 3: The Strange Hao Ren
After scolding the liar in his heart, Hao Ren was in a much better mood, and then he recalled that he hadn't eaten all afternoon, and his stomach was growling. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
So he changed into clean clothes, and as soon as he walked out of the dormitory, he met Zhang Lei who came back from dinner.
"Hao Ren, are you alright?" Zhang Lei asked cautiously.
"It's already fine, isn't it just a woman, just find another one."
Hao Ren patted his chest, looking arrogant, but he was still a little uncomfortable in his heart.
"Is it really okay? But you still look a little different from usual...... Do you want to take a break for a while? Zhang Lei suggested.
"What's the difference?" Hao Ren smiled awkwardly.
"I can't tell, it's very similar to the lovelorn look before you came back, but it's a little different." Zhang Lei was thoughtful, and he also wondered why he had such a strange idea.
"Don't get cranky. I'm really fine, if you really care about me, just have a big meal with me, I haven't eaten for half a day. Hao Ren changed the subject and said.
"Rice, I've already done it for you." Zhang Lei laughed and raised the lunch box in his hand.
"Worthy of being a good brother." Hao Ren was very moved, smelled the aroma of rice, took the rice directly, opened the lunch box, and he was about to starve to death.
"Just eating out?" Zhang Lei was puzzled, paused, and said, "Let's go back to the dormitory and eat." I always feel like something bad is happening. ”
"Haha, what's going on to be loud when you have a meal?" Hao Ren laughed and picked up a piece of lean meat with his chopsticks.
Cuckoo......
Before his laughter could be heard, two bird calls were heard in the sky, and a white object fell on the piece of meat with a snap.
Hao Ren and Zhang Lei: "......"
"It can't be that coincidental." Then Hao Ren looked at Zhang Lei with wide eyes, and his heart collapsed, how can he eat this meal.
"No...... It's none of my business, I'm just talking about it. Zhang Lei was also surprised, and gave his share to Hao Ren: "You eat first, and I'll get another one." ”
Hao Ren looked at the lunch box in his hand, and was about to open it, when there was a cooing in the sky again.
"I think you'd better go inside and eat." Zhang Lei couldn't help but remind.
"Evil Sect!" Hao Ren said depressedly, did not continue to be stubborn, returned to the dormitory, opened the lunch box, and watched some news on the Internet.
Within ten seconds, he was attracted to a video.
"Breaking up on Valentine's Day, asking for a man's psychological area"
"It turns out that I'm not the only one who is sad."
Hao Ren seemed to have found a balance, clicking on the video, wanting to see which buddy was the same as himself.
A few minutes later......
His whole face was as ugly as an eggplant, and his eyes were filled with furious flames.
The protagonist in the video is none other than Hao Ren himself.
And the so-called psychological area refers to Hao Ren's words when the woman questioned the ability of the little brother.
"Bastards, stinky pussies, a couple of adulterers!"
Hao Ren didn't expect his ex-girlfriend, Tao Fang, to be so vicious, he dumped himself and didn't say anything, and he was tricked...... Make a video and put it on the Internet to make a fool of yourself.
"Bastard!"
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and Hao Ren slammed his fist on the desk.
Unfortunately, his punch caused one of the books on it to fall and smash on the lunch box.
Boom!
Rice is spilled all over the floor!
"My Rice ......"
Hao Ren let out a miserable exclamation, quickly picked up the phone, and wanted to call Zhang Lei and ask him to have another meal, but found that the phone was out of battery.
"Is there such a bad ......?"
Hao Ren was directly dumbfounded, and sat on the bed weakly, until Zhang Lei came back, he stood up and asked, "Why did you come back so soon?" By the way, what about the rice you bought? ”
Zhang Lei spread his hands and said helplessly: "The four canteens are all sold out." It stands to reason that at this time of the day, there should still be food in the cafeteria. I don't know why I didn't have any food. It's weird. ”
"No food? Okay, let's go out for a few drinks later. ”
Hao Ren's depressed mood that was finally about to calm down was hooked up by the video again.
"What's going on?"
Zhang Lei looked at the situation in the bedroom and was taken aback.
"Nothing. Just a little angry. Hao Ren pointed to the computer.
Zhang Lei was surprised, and after clicking on the video and watching it, he knew why Hao Ren was angry, so he comforted: "Don't mind too much, maybe this is just put on the way to watch." ”
Hao Ren shook his head and said hatefully: "I'm sure, I'm pretty sure that the two of them put it on!" ”
"Why?" Zhang Lei asked.
Hao Ren sighed, closed his eyes, recalled the scene in his mind, and then opened his eyes again, pointed to the video and said one by one.
"Judging from the angle and sound of this video, the person who shot it was on my left at the time. Judging by the brightness of the color in the video, it is certain that it was shot naturally, without using any rendering, and without focus. So according to my calculations, the shooting distance was 8.6 meters at that time. And at that time there was only a couple and a car so far away from me. ”
Hao Ren paused and continued: "The couple is watching with mobile phones in their hands, and it is likely that it is them. But the height of this video is 1.5 meters, and the height of the two people is 1.8 meters, so it is not. ”
"In addition, the video is often ten minutes long, and if you stand and shoot with both hands in the air, it will inevitably shake, but the video is very stable. Then it shows that the photographer's hands have to rely on, so there is only the one sitting in the car. ”
"If he's lying on his stomach in the window of the car to shoot, then the height, the distance, and the degree of smoothness all make sense. And the owner of the car happened to be Tao Fang's current boyfriend. That's why I'm angry. ”
Hao Ren finished his inference in one breath, and stared at the computer screen fiercely, his eyes red.
At this time, Zhang Lei was dumbfounded, today's Hao Ren is too abnormal.
After a while, he slowly asked, "Hao Ren, did you deduce this yourself?" ”
Hao Ren turned his head and wondered, "Yes, is there any problem?" ”
Zhang Lei exhaled deeply, is there a problem with his heart? How could it be okay! Is that passage of yours an ordinary student's observation? Don't talk about you, the average case-handling police probably don't have it. And I've been with you for so long, and I've never noticed that you have a talent for it.
"Don't you think there's anything wrong with your words?" He said softly, trying to use words to make Hao Ren realize that he was unusual.
"There's nothing wrong with that." Hao Ren was still angry, and he didn't think about the deeper problem at all.
"Okay, I'll change the question."
Zhang Lei exhaled a breath of turbidity, organized his words, and said: "Let me ask you, are you sure that the accurate distance of shooting at that time was 8.6 meters?" How do you know for sure? Is it estimated with a ruler or with an eye? ”
"It's easy."
Hao Ren raised his hand, stretched it forward, and said, "The distance between my hands is one meter, 8.6 is so long." I remember, it was this distance. How? Still have questions? ”
"Isn't it about? Nor left and right? Are you sure it's this exact number? “
"Yes! That's the number."
As soon as he finished speaking, his eyeholes narrowed slightly, staring at his hands, looking like he was alive and incredible.
Seeing this, Zhang Lei also sat on the bed and muttered, "Also, how much time did you spend on your reasoning just now, ten minutes, five minutes, or one minute?" ”
"One ......"
Hao Ren recalled the scene when he saw the video, and gradually opened his mouth, and finally couldn't say the word "instantly".
No matter how angry he is now, how irrational he is, he can see his strange situation, because it is not ordinary people's thinking at all, and it would be too shocking to say it.
What's even more bizarre is that he has no idea why his mind has suddenly become so powerful.
And the unknown is often the most frightening thing, even if it's a good thing.
Hao Ren's mind was blank, he couldn't concentrate on thinking about his own problems at all, and completely lost the ability to think.
The two were silent for a moment.
Zhang Lei saw Hao Ren's expression and knew his worries, so he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry too much, no matter what, it's always a good thing." Maybe you were too sad today and your brain has mutated. I know you're in a bad mood right now, let's not think about it first, let's go, brother drink with you, and forget about those two sluts. Forget about these weird things. ”
"Thank you!"
Hao Ren shook his head, put the matter behind him first, and said movingly: "The other roommates are probably coming back soon, you wait, I'll clean up the garbage on the ground first." ”
With that, he stood up, took out a broom from the balcony, and prepared to sweep the floor.
Click!
Just forced, the broom broke!
Zhang Lei was stunned again, and said, "...... Hao Ren, you seem to be very unlucky today. ”
"It's okay! It must have been an accident, and the mop. ”
Hao Ren also felt a little weak, ran back to the balcony, took out the mop, and before he started mopping, his feet stepped on the head of the mop, and he didn't pay attention, and fell to the ground with a thud.
And the mop was broken with the force of his downward pressure.
Zhang Lei couldn't bear to look at it anymore, so he quickly helped Hao Ren up and said, "Today's date is against you, you better rest first, let me come." ”
Soon, Zhang Lei cleaned up the bedroom and said, "Let's go." ”
Hao Ren hesitated for a moment, and said with some worry: "Go out now, I won't be fine, right?" ”
Also, anyone who experiences today's weird things will be a little worried.
"Don't worry, it's a technological society now, don't be so suspicious!" Zhang Lei comforted: "And even if there is a ghost and god, you can't even eat, will it be more unlucky than it?" The world is big, the food is the biggest, you can't starve to death. ”
……
Two hours later, the two sat awkwardly outside a hotel.
Zhang Lei panted and said: "Hey, I take back what I said not long ago, there is really something more unfortunate in this world than not being able to eat, that is, you can't see the food." God, none of the fifty restaurants and snack bars are not full, none of them are not booked, and the most strange thing is that more than 20 of them have been chartered at the same time! ”
"Why don't I eat it?" Hao Ren also sighed, today's incident is too evil.
Zhang Lei said speechlessly: "Don't eat? You're going to starve to death, so wait a minute. ”
Hao Ren also said helplessly: "This can only be the case." As long as I don't meet those adulterers, there is nothing more unlucky for me than meeting them. ”
As soon as they finished speaking, a sedan in front of them stopped with a snort.
Two people walked down from inside.
Seeing the person coming clearly, Zhang Lei slowly turned his head, opened his mouth slightly and said, "Hao Ren, which great god did you offend today?" ”
It's so weird!
Today's Hao Ren, both in terms of thinking and luck, is ...... It's so fucking weird!