Chapter 2 The Red Envelope Group of the Chinese Immortal League
"Qin Wu land? Red envelope group? ”
"I don't have Penguin installed on my phone, where did this spam message come from? Forehead...... Didn't you send it from those Kirishima scammers? ”
Hao Ren stared at the mobile phone in his hand stunned, now there are not a few people in the society who cheat money with red envelopes, and he pressed the delete button as soon as possible. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
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"Are you a silk otaku? Are you still worried about your empty purse? Are you still depressed about not having a girlfriend? Are you still regretting your lost life? These are not things, as long as you join the Xianmeng Red Envelope Group, Emperor Qin Wu will ensure that you will be promoted and raised, become CEO, win Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life. It's better to act than to act......"
Another message popped up, and no matter how you look at it, it looks like a scammer's pitch.
"Fuck off, bad luck!"
It's okay not to mention his girlfriend, as soon as he saw these three words, Hao Ren became angry, and even more convinced that the other party was a liar, and once again pressed the delete button, threw the phone on the bed, and was out of sight.
Dingdingding......
Unexpectedly, the mobile phone rang non-stop, making him furious.
"Oh, I'm so grumpy, I don't believe I can't cure you dead liars."
Hao Ren was furious and picked up his phone, intending to see what tricks the crooks on the other side were playing.
Click on the next few messages:
"It turned out to be a rich and noble boy, but this ...... It does not matter. You must know that Shen Wansan also had times when he went bankrupt, and Tang Zhongzong also had times when he was cuckolded, and there were times when characters like Sun Dasheng were stronger, and there were times when he was wearing a tight spell...... Even if you are the second generation of wealth, the generation of officials, or even the second generation of immortals, there will be times of suffering. ”
"Of course, as long as you join the red envelope group, it's not a problem, Emperor Qin Wu will add luck to you. Make sure you fly to the treasure at home, be chased by women on the street, and never be dumped by women. It's better to act than to be excited, just reply to one yes......"
After reading the news, Hao Ren became even more angry and sneered: "I know everything about being dumped by a woman?" The deception is very clever, I want to see what kind of divine you are, and you can find out my information? ”
Then he gently typed in the word "yes" and began to download a program.
After a while, a penguin icon appeared in the mobile phone, and the penguin was holding a big red envelope in his hand, and the red envelope was written with the four big characters of "Huaxia Xianmeng".
This icon looks like a game promotion.
"Hmph, it turned out that I was planning to use the game to cheat money, you don't know that my brother is a top student in software engineering, so you just wait for tea with the police uncle."
Hao Ren was murderous, planning to use his computer software knowledge to track down the other party's IP address, then find evidence, and finally call the police.
He clicked lightly, and immediately popped up a chat software similar to a penguin swarm, in which there are many group members, group categories, and group applications.
And there was a group of people chatting hotly in the dialog box, which surprised Hao Ren.
Shen Wansan: Emperor, when did this son go bankrupt? (Nose picking)
Li Xian: This king has been cuckolded, Emperor, if you don't make this matter clear, I will sue you for slander. (pouts)
Wu Zetian: Son, you are naughty again, can you talk to the Immortal Emperor like this? (Laughter)
Li Xian: Is Grandpa Dasheng here? You come out and judge! The Emperor is slandering you again. (Pathetic)
Sun Wukong: What is the noise, I didn't see that Qin Shi Huang was the official speaker, and he used a man-machine number? My grandson is not angry with a robot.
The appearance of Sun Wukong suddenly exploded many people, Li Shimin, Li Zhi, Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Zhu Yuanzhang, Liu Bang, Bian Que, Confucius, Lu Ban...... Names that are familiar to history have emerged one after another to express congratulations.
"Mom, the Great Sage is really here."
"Everyone, put away the delicious food and drink, and don't let the Great Sage see it."
"Grandpa Dasheng, I am your grandson, begging for support, begging for thighs."
"Li Xian, you bastard, when did you become the grandson of the Great Sage? Where did you put your mother? ”
"I just recognized it." (Nose picking)
“……”
Emperor Qin Wu also came out: to welcome the Great Sage to the New Immortal Realm. (Fist hugging)
Li Xian was an activist, and as soon as the emperor came up, he spoke continuously: Is this a man-machine number? Is this a human number? This is the man-machine number...... (Prayer)
Emperor Qin Wu: Hehe! It's been here for a long time, and I've seen everything you said not long ago. Say it! Who in the hall dares to sue this official?
Li Xian: Take a look, the emperor bullied newcomers and violated the group rules. Administrator, kick him off.
Emperor Qin Wu: I am the administrator.
Li Xian: @娘娘, some people violated the group rules.
Niangniang: In retreat, if you have something in the group, please contact the Emperor. (Human-machine speech)
Li Xian: Vomiting blood! Let's talk and let me cry for a while.
The rest of the people let out laughing emojis one after another, and the chat group swiped the screen for a while.
"Not a game, just a regular chat group? Who are these people? Aren't they cheaters, they're cosplaying? Seeing this, Hao Ren was speechless, these people's IDs are too fucking weird.
"No, maybe these are tricks on their identities to hide, and their conversation is probably a kind of code. See if I don't see through you one by one! “
Hao Ren moved his gaze to the names of the group members, intending to find the answer from the other party's group messages.
The head of the first person is a human-faced snake body, and he wears a gauze scarf on his head, which is not recognizable. There is the logo of the group leader in front, and at a glance, you can see that this group was established by her.
Hao Ren clicked into her details.
Name: Niangniang.
Level: Half-step real person.
Position: The leader of the Huaxia Immortal Alliance, one of the founders of the New Immortal World.
Title: Mother of Life, Lord of the Earth......
Merit: Participated in the Ancient War.
"Niangniang, Niangniang, don't you just say that you are Nuwa?"
Hao Ren was a little speechless, and clicked on the second person, Sun Wukong, deputy administrator. The information in it is similar to what is narrated in Journey to the West, the only difference is that his rank is also a saint.
"This group is really interesting, if it weren't for the liars." Hao Ren smiled slightly, and clicked on the details of the third person, Emperor Qin Wu.
Name: Ying Zheng.
Rank: Sage.
Position: Chief administrator of the Huaxia Immortal Alliance, one of the founders of the New Immortal Realm, the Emperor of the New Immortal Realm, and in charge of the affairs of the Immortal Realm.
Title: Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of Qin.
Achievements: After the ancient war, he unified the Chinese human race, created a new immortal world, opened the era of the great unification of the Chinese people, created a new system, and resisted the first person of the foreign race......
"Interestingly, Chinese history is also deified, in order to cover up the identity of the liar. These three must be the old men of this group of liars. It's a pity that a lie is a lie after all, how could the ancients speak Mandarin and write simplified characters? ”
Although it is not clear who this group of people is, based on this introduction, Hao Ren also admires the brains of this group of people.
Then Hao Ren clicked on the information of the people below one by one.
"Confucius, a sage, the president of the Huaxia Xianmeng Education Union, and a teacher of all people. Managing educational careers. Oops, and brainwashing people. ”
"Mozi, a sage, is the president of the Huaxia Immortal League Ranger Union. This is certainly the contact person of the scammer. ”
"Lu Ban, a sage, the patriarch of Gewuxue. Hehe, there are even technical talents among the scammers, and this chat software may have been developed by him. ”
"Liu Bang, Immortal Emperor, is in charge of the Northern Heaven Domain of the New Immortal Realm."
"Li Shimin, Immortal Emperor, in charge of the Western Heaven Domain!"
"Li Xian, the Immortal King, is in charge of the three eastern states of the Western Heavenly Domain."
"Li Bai, immortal, poetry and sword immortal, scattered cultivation."
"Zhang Sanfeng, Taoist, Taijiquan founder, scattered people. The force is comparable to that of the immortals. Oops, even fights. ”
“……”
Hao Ren quickly pulled down the menu, collecting information while making up the "real duties" of these people.
What frightened him was that there were so many people in this group that he couldn't finish watching them for a while.
And when he checked the information, there were more and more people bubbling in the group, and the news was like the waves of the sea, gushing, and it was impossible to see what they said.
Hao Ren sighed, thinking about how to extract their organizational information from the other party's mouth, where was the headquarters.
At this time, a few lines appeared in the chat window: Emperor Qin Wu has opened the group ban.
"Today happens to be the 10,000th cosmic year of the Chinese Xianmeng, and on this festive day, many newcomers have joined the Xianmeng red envelope group. Some of them were immortals, some were mortals who had just been born in the fairy realm, and some were people outside the nether realm. As the administrator of this group, Bendi would like to extend a welcome to these newcomers...... As is customary, each newcomer will receive a red envelope for the newcomer. ”
Then a large red envelope appeared on the phone screen.
"Newcomer red envelope? Do you want to pull me in? Could it be that this group is not a scammer, but a pyramid ~ selling? ”
Hao Ren was confused and sent red envelopes? It's not something a liar would do, and he opened the red envelope with a light tap.
"Congratulations on getting the newcomer red envelope of the Huaxia Immortal League Red Envelope Group, the blessing of Emperor Qin Wu: Soul Enlightenment! Do you want to use it? ”
"These scammers have a pretty deep trick. But a liar is a liar after all, if I click yes, do you want me to pay? ”
Hao Ren laughed, clicked yes, the red envelope flashed several times, and a soft white light flashed lightly across his cheeks, but it dissipated in a second, and if he didn't experience it carefully, he couldn't notice anything at all, as if nothing had happened.
"When the consecration is completed, the power of the soul increases, the resistance of the soul increases, and the concentration increases. However, due to the lack of physical strength, the consecration of the soul was not completely completed. It is recommended that the immortal lord go to the red envelope store to buy a quenching pill, which is worth five hundred! Do you want to enter? ”
"Haha, it's finally revealed! What kind of newcomer red envelope is just a trick to cheat money. It's the 21st century in modern times, and who would believe in these things of enlightenment. You people can only deceive the kind aunt and uncle. Trying to lie to me, dreaming! “
Looking at the system news, Hao Ren instantly had a feeling that his IQ was crushing the other party, and after persisting for so long, he finally found out the flaws of the other party.
"These people are too arrogant, they are liars, and they even use great people such as Nuwa, Li Bai, and Zhang Sanfeng to disguise themselves. Gotta let them know I'm awesome. Hao Ren hummed, guarding the screen.
The emperor lived up to his wishes, and ten minutes later, Emperor Qin Wu lifted the group ban.
"Emperor Qin Wu, fuck you, you are not fully evolved, your old lady probably shot you on the wall when she gave birth to you, what profession don't you do, come and do this kind of bad work."
"I'm so sad for you, your father asked you to learn swords, you prefer to learn swords. If you don't learn to go to the sword, you don't learn to learn the silver sword! There are so many sword moves, you have to learn the drunken sword. Finally, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the sword man. ”
"Die, Qin-Wu-Cheap-People!"
The three messages were sent, and the depression in Hao Ren's heart finally dissipated with the angry scolding, and he directly turned off the mobile phone and put it in his pocket.
And what he didn't know was that the moment he turned off his mobile phone, the red envelope group sent out two more messages.
"The information sent by the immortal lord contains bad information, and it will be blocked according to the regulations of the relevant departments, and only the administrator and the group owner can see it."
"Because the immortal lord violated the group rules and insulted the administrator Qin Wu Emperor, according to the regulations, he will be punished: bad luck, please ask the immortal lord to ask for more blessings."
After two messages, a black smoke invisible to the naked eye emerged from the phone and shrouded Hao Ren's head.