Wang Dongxing did not comment on Tai Baiyinxing's love for pork knuckle, everyone is allowed to have their own hobbies, although Tai Baiyinxing's hobby of loving pork knuckle is very bad, but this is not something unsightly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wang Dongxing dragged his fat body and sat on the small electric motorcycle, and the miserable electric motorcycle squeaked in despair, as if lamenting the injustice of his fate.

As soon as I went out, I met the second grandmother of the neighbor, and the second grandmother looked carefully for a long time and finally found that the big fat man in front of her was her neighbor - Wang Dongxing.

"Dongzi! Something wrong with the pituitary gland? This is a cure for a disease! "The second grandmother gave a very professional and pertinent opinion.

"Uh... Don't worry about these details! Second grandma, are you going to dry the quilt? Wang Dongxing asked with a smile.

"Yes! Finally, I saw a sunny day and dried the quilt! There is too much water vapor in this mountain..."The second grandmother treats Wang Dongxing as a grandson, and the old man is easy to open the conversation when he sees a young person, especially an old man like the second grandmother who lives alone.

The happiest time for the old man is when Wang Dongxing goes to her house to eat, and the old man has money, so he won't care about Wang Dongxing's pair of bowls and chopsticks!

Wang Dongxing looked at the sun above his head and said, "Grandma! Your quilt is dry, I tell you, it will rain in a while! ”

"Oh my grandson! Look up at this cloudless sky, where does it look like it's going to rain? Grandma, I've lived for more than 80 years, and I've never heard of rain in this kind of weather! The second grandmother smiled.

"Grandma, do you believe me? Let me tell you, now that global warming is causing sea levels to rise, the inundation of islands and the loss of forest area, the reduction of climate regulation, and the prevalence of El Niño! This climate is weird, maybe it will rain on a sunny day! Wang Dongxing said solemnly: "Grandma, I graduated from college, you have to believe me!" ”

"Believe you? Grandma, I graduated from Imperial Capital University in 1945, and you are uneducated? Mr. De and Mr. Sai were the things we insisted on at that time! People, believe in science! "The second grandmother is serious.

Wang Dongxing is full of black lines, how can he answer this? He graduated from Imperial Capital University! Or a graduate before the founding of the country! How does this compare? You can't just say it - "Grandma! There are several immortals living in my house, and there is one who is very beautiful, likes to eat pork knuckle, and her grandfather is the goddess of the Tai Bai Xing, who asks for rain, right? If you want to say this, the second grandmother, who adheres to democracy and science and has adhered to atheism all her life, will definitely pick up the dragon's head and knock it on Wang Dongxing's head!

"Uh... Grandma, dry the quilt one day earlier and one day late without delaying anything! Trust me this time, I promise you absolutely no regrets! Wang Dongxing said.

The second grandmother dismissed the plan to dry the quilt suspiciously and asked, "Grandson, what are you going to do?" ”

"For the past two days, I've been trying to find a faith or something, so I believe in Taoism! Isn't this the religion of our ancestors? Wang Dongxing grinned and said: "After believing it, I plan to go to the market to buy some incense, candles, fruits, etc., sincerity is spiritual!" ”

The second grandmother was stunned for a long time and said: "It's good that young people have a little faith, but the province doesn't know how high the sky is... There you go! By the way, when I came back, I picked up some yarn for my grandmother, and in winter, I had to knit a sweater for my family! ”

Wang Wang is the pet of the second grandmother, and it is easy to tell the species of the pet from the name. That's right - the second grandmother has a cat!

The peculiarity of this cat is that she has always thought of herself as a dog, and whenever Wang Dongxing goes to eat, the cat will bark at Wang Dongxing with its fangs and make a watery sound. In recent years, it has also become popular in the animal kingdom to learn foreign languages across borders!

Wang Dongxing bought incense candles, fruits, pork knuckles and wool very smoothly, and after giving the wool to the second grandmother, he returned home with a bag of supplies. After Pangu saw that Wang Dongxing was carrying it back, he didn't say a word and bit an apple, and shared it with the cold jade fairy while eating.

"Is there a face? Brother Gu! You have fallen! You used to be hardworking, simple, capable, and honest! Look at you now? Lazy and gluttonous! Indolent! There is no humanity of the opposite sex! I'm sorry to bring you back! You deserve to live in my memory! Can you ask before eating? This is a tribute to God! Wang Dongxing pinched his waist and said solemnly.

Pangu rolled his eyes and continued to nibble on the apple and said, "God? Is the sky amazing? According to the rank, I am more noble than the sky, right? According to the time, there is me first and then there is the day, right? I am the creator of the world! ”

"Roll it! This is not your world! This is the Three Thousand and One Realm! What to pack thirteen? It's not easy for President Mitty to come to the mountain town, what are you doing? Wang Dongxing said disdainfully as he poked his nostrils.

Pangu shrugged: "I regret your wording, I think you should have due respect for a legendary figure like me who lives in the story!" ”

"Whew! You go to the side of the road and drag someone to say, 'I am the Pangu who opened the world', do you see if people report to the police? Honestly being a little common man? What's the matter? Do you want to restore the glory of your creator? Dream on! It's the father who has money these days! Mythology? To hell with it! Wang Dongxing complained.

Tai Baixing hurriedly played a round: "It's okay! Worship the heavens! Just fool around! The world is very vague, very easy to fool! If I ask for rain in other cultivation worlds, I'll be able to burn the slips as soon as I hand them over! ”

"Then why didn't you hand over the note this time? Aren't you an immortal? Wang Dongxing asked curiously.

"Lala relationship! The first time I came to the 3001st Realm, I had to give some gifts to the landlord, didn't I? Although there is no need to give gifts at all with the status of this fairy, there is a saying in the world - it is not strange to have many people! Tai Baiyin Xing said the matter of bribery in a righteous manner, without concealing it, and sat up straight.

"Alright! You're amazing! Now that you've bought something, go and ask for rain! Wang Dongxing said curiously, he really wanted to see what the rain prayer ceremony looked like.

Taibai took the plastic bag in Wang Dongxing's hand, walked to the yard, grabbed a handful of dirt and made a small mound ten centimeters high, inserted three incense sticks, placed two candles, and placed the apples in front of the mound.

"What is this?" Wang Dongxing asked.

"It's terrible to be uneducated! This is the altar! Don't you see that the top of this little mound is flat? Tai Baixing said solemnly.

"This altar..."Wang Dongxing felt that his blood pressure was a little high, was it really effective to ask for rain like this? Really won't be killed by God's thunder? That's just too perfunctory, isn't it?

"Too platinum immortal, the mana is boundless, calling the wind and rain, and the dark clouds cover the sky. One wind and clouds rose, two thunders and lightning added, three rains fell, four clouds opened, and five sunshines came! That's it, call it a day! Brother Dongxing, get the fruit back! After a while, I can't eat it when it's raining! Tai Baixing lightly wiped the dirt from his hands.

"Uh... Is that the end of it? Wang Dongxing looked at the big sun on his head and said, "What about the rain?" Failed to pray for rain? I'll just say it! Such a rudimentary ritual of praying for rain would be disgusted by God. ”

Taibai smiled: "How is it possible!" The ceremony is over, and I haven't chanted the mantra yet! As soon as I chanted the mantra, the rain came! You don't have to go into the house, and when it rains, you're going to drink rootless water!" ”

"What? Didn't you drink it in a bowl? Wang Dongxing asked.

"In the bowl? Rootless water in a bowl is not pure! Best when drunk straight! Tai Baiyin Xing raised his little fist: "Dry daddy!" Raise your head and drink more! ”

Taibai jumped back to the living room on the first floor, pinched his fingers and said, "One! ”

As soon as the finger was pinched out, the sunlight outside was suddenly obscured by the dark clouds.

"Two!" Taibai hurriedly issued a second command. The rain clouds are getting thicker and thicker, "Three! The pouring rain fell from the sky, Wang Dongxing closed his eyes and opened his mouth to catch the rain from the sky, and swallowed it into his stomach.

Pangu picked up his newly bought mobile phone and took a picture of Wang Dongxing in the wind and rain, and posted it on Weibo with text: Pouring Wang Ba on a sunny afternoon, he said that this pain in the wind and rain is nothing! What do I want this iron rod for?

Wang Dongxing's uninhibited face, huge body, and roaring heroic posture immediately conquered a large number of melon-eating people who did not know the truth, and the number of retweets on Pangu's Weibo immediately reached a historic 23,333...... ━┳━━┳━

When I left home and returned to my eldest child, the chrysanthemum has become a sunflower...... Brothers, Lao Yang's occupational disease has been committed again!! For the sake of my withered chrysanthemums, I will reward some recommendation votes, and give me a reward to let me buy a tube of Ma Yinglong...... Hurt......

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