"Rootless water comes from the sky, but it's sunny today, and it doesn't look like it's going to rain at all, how is that good?" Taibai furrowed her beautiful eyebrows slightly and muttered, as beautiful as Xi Shi's heart. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Goblin! Wang Dongxing secretly scolded in his heart, he can't watch it anymore! Otherwise, that little anger in my heart will be in vain!

The Pangu Great God and the Cold Jade Fairy flew away, leaving only Tai Baiyin Xing and Wang Dongxing staring at each other. For a while, the atmosphere fell into silent embarrassment, and Taibai coughed lightly and said, "Please don't worry!" I'll solve the problem of rootless water! ”

"This question is put aside, how can I get back in shape? This fat body is so hurtful! If I were to be wrapped in this fat body for the rest of my life, I would choose to commit suicide! Wang Dongxing pleaded.

Wang Gangdan held a bottle of lubricating oil and sucked it heartlessly and said: "My master, alas! Why don't you want to think about how many people can't ask for this fat meat! In winter, you don't even need to add thick clothes! ”、

"Hemp eggs! Lao Tzu wants to format you! What about your compassion? Wang Dongxing said angrily.

Tai Baiyin Xing said apologetically: "Blame me for this matter!" In the past two days, the medicinal materials have been discounted, so I bought more, but I didn't expect it to cause you such trouble! Don't worry, I'll be sure to figure out how to get you back! ”

Wang Dongxing sighed silently and asked, "I just looked at the weather forecast, and it has been cloudless and sunny for the past two weeks, and the rootless water you want is not realistic at all!" ”

Taibai Xingxing's silver teeth clenched, and said hatefully: "If it weren't for the immortal power of this seat being sealed, he would have directly used his magical powers to call the wind and rain!" Alas......"

Wang Gangdan interjected: "If you want rootless water, you don't have to call for wind and rain!" Let's think about it from another angle, we can't conquer nature, we can follow nature! ”

Tai Baixing's eyes lit up: "That's right! The art of calling the wind and rain cannot be used, we can use the human way to summon the rootless water! Steel Ball, you're so smart! ”

Wang Gangdan pouted and said, "That's!" I am the latest fairy intelligent contact terminal! Now I can't even catch up with the grade of the mastermind! I am a holy weapon of public morality, not stained with cause and effect, and not stained with red dust! ”

Wang Dongxing smashed the floating Wang Gangan egg in the air with a mineral water bottle, don't ask me why Wang Gangegg can fly - he has the function of independent deformation from the factory, this product has added four small propellers for himself, and he is now a small helicopter!

"Nine years of compulsory education taught you how to pretend to be 13, right? Merit Hallows? Can you make me thinner 13 if you are so good? Wang Dongxing said hatefully.

Taibai hurriedly opened the topic and said, "I've forgotten all the primary immortal methods, how should this be?" ”

Wang Dongxing's curiosity rose: "Yinxing, what's going on with your school in the fairy world?" You also have nine years of compulsory education? ”

Tai Baiyin Xing shook his head and said, "No, no, no, it's nine hundred years of compulsory education!" When children in the immortal realm are born, they only have the cultivation of the foundation building period, and in compulsory education, children need to cultivate mana and learn basic immortal methods and other cultural disciplines. Children with cultivation talent will be successfully admitted to high school and become a quasi-immortal, and the children who can be awarded graduation certificates after graduating from high school are all at the level of earth immortals, and the outstanding students among them will be admitted to the Immortal University for intensive cultivation. The earth immortals with average talent and hopelessness will enter the vocational college for vocational training and become a qualified immortal realm worker, and these immortals are the cornerstone of the development of the immortal realm. ”

"University? There are also universities in the fairy world? Wang Dongxing complained: "Can you immortal realm not be so down-to-earth? ”

Taibai rolled his eyes and said, "Please! The word university is obviously the first in the fairy world! University University, the study of the avenue! Only after graduating from college can you have a chance to preach! ”

Wang Dongxing was speechless, comparing with the fairy world, it was simply an old birthday star hanging himself - looking for death!

"What do you learn in school? Also learn mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology, politics, history and geography? Wang Dongxing asked curiously.

"How is that possible? How could an immortal learn such a superficial thing? The ultimate goal of the immortals is to become holy! That's why the avenue is the only goal! I had a lot of subjects when I was in college! There are "Outline of the Laws of Heaven and Earth", "Introduction to Cultivating Immortals", "Revelation of the Immortal World", "Encyclopedia of Physical Arts" and so on, if you want to graduate from college, you must have 80,000 credits and reach the realm of heavenly immortals! "Taibai is like a few treasures.

"80,000 credits..."Wang Dongxing felt like falling into an ice cave after listening to it, it was terrible! It turns out that the education system of the fairy world is also so cheating!

"Do you have a graduate or a Ph.D." or something?" Wang Dongxing got to the bottom of it.

"Why do you need so many degrees? A truly learned person doesn't need to prove himself with a degree! Only those who wander around with less than half a bottle need a certificate to flaunt their value! Taibai did not hesitate to satirize the degree system in the world, which made Wang Dongxing ashamed.

"Alas... The method of asking for rain is a spell from the beginning of kindergarten - no, it's not even a spell! It's a ritual at best! It's been more than 20,000 years, and who still remembers these things? Tai Baiyin Xing pursed his lips depressedly.

"Nani? Are you over 20,000 years old? Wang Dongxing asked in shock, the Cold Rain Fairy was more than two thousand years old, which made Wang Dongxing awe-inspired, but he didn't expect that Taibai Baixing, who looked even more tender and juicy than Leng Yu, was already more than 20,000 years old! 20,000 years ago... It seems that the humans of Earth still live in the cave on the top of the mountain, right?

"Rare and weird! I'm young in the Golden Immortals, right? I entered the Golden Immortal for 17,000 years, but I refreshed the history of the fairy world! Tai Baiyin said proudly.

"Alright! Honorable StudentsExceptional Students! But can you give Ben a of insight into how you make it rain on this sunny day? Wang Dongxing pointed to the blue sky.

Taibai grabbed Wang Gangdan and searched for it and said, "It's almost time to review!" This kind of kid's trick is too simple for a golden immortal! You go and buy some fruits, incense sticks and come back... It's better to get another two pounds of elbows! ”

"Pork knuckle? This is too grassy team, right? Do you dare to get creative? Wang Dongxing complained, these immortals are too unreliable! Just get some fruit incense candles and pork knuckles and dare to ask for rain? It's too contemptuous of heaven and earth!

"Isn't it rudimentary? Didn't you? Ask for rain! The meaning is there! It's useless to put on so much pomp! It's the heart that counts! That's right! The pork knuckle should be cut well, and the garlic should be ordered back at the end! Tai Bai Xingzi instructed carefully.

"Why are pork knuckles so requested? Could it be that the key to asking for rain is pork knuckle? Do you need garlic and elbows to ask for rain? Wang Dongxing asked eagerly, he felt that he seemed to have discovered the essence of things, and hurriedly asked.

Taibai raised his eyebrows and asked, "Who told you that you bought an elbow for rain?" I'm going to eat garlic elbow! ”