Zhang Yi looked at the time on his phone, and the number showed that it was 2:14 at the moment, which meant that he had to get up again to go to class in six minutes. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info so he wasn't going to go back to the bed.

When his eyes moved to the screen again, he almost died laughing. Because, there are really gods who swallow the whole pickled pepper chicken feet into their stomachs according to what he said.

And this person is none other than the three-eyed Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, Yang Jian, who is usually pretentious and high-spirited, with great wisdom and good looks on his lips.

Erlang God Yang Jian: Shangxian, this monarch has swallowed the claws of the demon beast, but the growth power you mentioned has not appeared in my body for a long time, what is going on?

Alas, just this brainless, the Jade Emperor deserves to only send you to guard the Nantianmen!

Zhang Yi shook his head, he was really worried about Erlang God's IQ!

Just as he was pondering how to answer Erlang God's question, a new message popped up from the interface.

Nezha: Shangxian Shangxian, you first answer the question of Little Nezha, you must respect the old and love the young! Do Mo Mo Da expression.

Nezha: If this paw is not swallowed in one bite, but in several parts, will it have any adverse effect on me?

Yue Lao: Dare to ask the immortals, will this demon beast's claws grow for a hundred years if you eat them once, or will you only grow for a year if you eat one?

Jade Emperor: Aiqing's chicken feet are really delicious, next time I will have to give me a pack to try it.

Depend on! Didn't I buy this chicken feet? This Jade Emperor will really see stitches!

However, he was slowly relieved to think that without the promotion of his family, he would not be able to live the nourishing life in front of him at all.

According to the rank, it is natural for him to answer the Jade Emperor's question first.

Inspector Daozun: Your Majesty, Weichen respectfully obeys the law. Next time, if you send a red envelope, I will definitely give you a big one.

Next, it's time to reply to Yue Lao's inquiry. Because respecting the old and loving the young, it is very clear that respect the old first, and then love the young. Thinking of this, Zhang Yi couldn't help but sigh that Chinese culture is broad and profound.

This can really be said to be a good way to learn Chinese culture, and you are not afraid to go all over the world!

From the current point of view, I had to first wronged Erlang God Yang Jian, who was the first to ask questions.

Inspector Dao Zun: Brother Yue, this immortal once said that eating a demon beast's claws can increase the Dao for a hundred years. If you don't know, you can flip through the chat history.

Inspector Daozun: Nezha virtuous nephew, your question can be answered by this immortal. Well, it might be a little hard for you to understand, though. You must know that the sharpest part of the monster's body is the claws. Therefore, this demon beast claw is a treasure that gathers the aura of heaven and earth and gathers the essence of the sun and the moon. It's best to be able to swallow it in one bite. However, it's okay to swallow it in a few bites. The consequence of swallowing it in a few bites is that it will greatly reduce the amount of Taoism you can increase, and it may only allow you to increase your Taoism for thirty or forty years.

Before he finished speaking, Nezha sent another sentence full of childlike tone.

"Oh, that's the case, then thank you Uncle Daozun in advance. Nezha is still young, and he has time to cultivate. It doesn't matter much when it comes to growth. ”

Erlang Zhenjun's house.

There was a tall and handsome armored man walking up and down the ground in the fairy smoke, and beside him was the Heavenly Court Conveyor that shone with a pale golden light curtain. Feeling the hot sensation coming from his abdomen, he didn't pay any attention to the fine cold sweat oozing from his head, but instead put a long-lost smile on his face.

Quickly swept on the Heavenly Court conveyor with his divine sense, and he couldn't help but call a black-haired dog the size of a Tibetan mastiff and shining with colorful light beside him.

"Roaring Heavenly Dog, Benjun has grown out of thin air for another hundred years today. You say, shouldn't you go and show off to that dead monkey? ”

When the dog heard this, he was also very happy. Wagging his tail in front of Yang Jian, he licked his palm with his wet tongue.

"Wow Wow...... Woo Woo ......"

The following line appears on the screen.

Erlang God Yang Jian: There is no need for the immortal to explain, Benjun has now felt the majestic energy released by the claws of the demon beast. This thing is really powerful, as soon as it enters the stomach, there is a warm and even a hot feeling. It seems that it must be increasing the way of this king! Then he sent another very happy face.

Zhang Yi is now about to die of laughter. Your uncle, not only do you eat the warm in your stomach, anyone who eats it will be spicy and can't stand it!

Your stomach is hot because of the effect of chili peppers, not the so-called energy released by the claws of demon beasts!

If you eat a box, not only will your stomach be hot, but it will also hurt hot! It's possible to make you spicy constipated and unable to pull out!

Who would have thought that one stone would stir up a thousand waves, and the next scene would completely make Zhang Yi unable to parry.

I saw that the screen began to swipe wildly, and the jumping fairy avatars were about to make the phone vibrate and almost explode!

Yue Lao: Although Xiaoxian is old, a demon beast can still swallow it in one bite! Make a struggle emoji.

Zhang Guolao: This demon beast claw is really as Erlang Zhenjun said, it is very effective, and after the little fairy swallowed it, he suddenly felt that his Taoism had been greatly improved. Such a goblin, one day I will also summon the Eight Immortals to go to Donghua Mountain to kill a few!

Hundred Flowers Fairy: Shangxian is really a contemporary handsome, I don't know if there are immortals by his side. If not, why don't you come to my Baihua Cave today to taste the blue flower tea brewed by Xianlu? Make a charming expression.

Tota Li Heavenly King: The immortals have good skills, but I don't know if there are any remaining demon beast claws. Even though Xiaoxian took some treasures in exchange, he was also willing.

Master Shennong: Although Xiaoxian is in charge of sowing immortal seeds, he also knows that the red envelopes sent by Shangxian are definitely not ordinary. Give you a capital "like"!

Barefoot Immortal: It's really unfair to be an immortal, all of you have immortals, why is there no immortal? The baby's heart is bitter!

……

Zhang Yi's heart is broken now!

Who would have thought that these immortals would actually have such a negative IQ and EQ! Good boy!

Hundred Flowers Fairy, this is the rhythm of looking for him to be a son-in-law! It's just the realistic Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies!

Your uncle, who made your hands slow. Do you have a grudge against me? A bag of pickled pepper chicken feet left by the love of his roommates, the master only ate one, who can know the bitterness in Lao Tzu's heart?

This barefoot immortal is even more excessive, and he still calls himself a baby! Tell me about you, you've lived for tens of thousands of years, and the old pickles are not old pickles anymore, who are you going to pretend to be a little fresh meat!

Isn't that interesting? Do you really think I'm a big tyrant?

Zhang Yi galloped through 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart!!

At this moment, there was a rush of getting up behind him.

"TM, don't sleep, it's 2:20. I'm going to be late, so get up! Zhao Long shook the bed beside him and shouted loudly.

"What? It's 2:20? Why didn't you think about the alarm clock you ordered today? "What do you want, uncle?" Sun Zhihao sat up from the bed with a spirit, looked at the red alarm clock lying quietly, and threw his hand against the wall.

There was a bang, the alarm clock shattered, and parts flew.

Or Qian Xiongwei woke up quickly, and when he found Zhang Yi sitting on the stool, he hurriedly opened his mouth and asked, "Zhang Yi, why are you back?" Let's go! I'm going to be late for a while. ”

"Oh, you guys go first. I still have a few things to take care of. Zhang Yi opened the door of the dormitory and said to the three of them with a smile on his face.

"It's only eight minutes until class now, the three of us go first, you hurry up!" Zhao Long looked at the watch he was wearing, pulled the other two and ran out of the door, and rushed towards the teaching building.

As the saying goes, misfortune and fortune are relied upon, and blessing and misfortune lie in wait, which is what will happen next.

After the three of them left, the mobile phone vibrated again appropriately. Zhang Yi turned his head and looked at the window that shook out, and there was a line of words that made his heart tremble!

"Dear Inspector Dao Venerable, Master Shennong requests to add you as a friend!"