Chapter 18: Hit the Trick Again
Not good! It's going to be late!
NN, the phone shows that the time is 2:28 at the moment!
didn't have time to think about it, Zhang Yi immediately locked the dormitory door as fast as he could, and rushed down the stairs. By www.biquge.info time he started running towards the school building, the campus was empty, save for a few dying looking leper dogs sticking their tongues out in the grass.
Wipe! Something is going to happen!
Zhang Yi had wind under his feet, and he accelerated a lot more speed, until there was a burning sensation on the soles of his feet.
He didn't know how fast he could run, but he vaguely remembered that he saw a few blurred green shadows on the road that flashed away, as if he had also carried a few pieces of waste paper on the ground, and that's it.
Just when he was lucky enough to run into the door of the teaching building, the class bell rang mercilessly.
"Ding...... ......"
In the Chinese teaching and research group on the first floor.
"Hey, Mr. Zhao, did you notice a phantom floating outside the window just now?" A young female teacher with a black border wearing a red T-shirt pushed Zhao Lihong, who was drinking herbal tea, with a surprised expression on her face.
"Ahem....." Zhao Lihong swallowed the tea in her mouth, almost choked to death by this cold action. I vomited on the trash can for a while, and my nose and mouth were still full of tea.
finally patted his chest and slowly calmed down, and then he faced the "culprit" with a complaining face. ”
"Qianqin, can't you slow down? What's all the fuss about, tell me about you, you're almost thirty years old, how are you not stable at all. It's not that hot tea, if it's hot, are you going to let me go to the hospital for surgery? That moment almost choked me to death. ”
The female teacher known as Qianqin had an apologetic expression on her face, an embarrassed look, and couldn't help but scratch her hair and bury her head deep in her chest.
"Qianqin, it's not that I want to talk about you, it's just that you are so reckless, you will have a child in the future, what should you do. Okay, okay, don't be upset. What I said just now is a bit heavy, I hope you don't take it to heart. Zhao Lihong realized that she was a little too impatient, so Ma Qianqin couldn't help but feel sorry for herself, and hurriedly explained in a gentle tone.
But Ma Qianqin was still the same, standing in place, not even moving. His eyes were ethereal, and he was still immersed in the guilt of the mistake just now.
"By the way, didn't you say that some apparitions appeared? Where? In order to divert the topic and create a relaxed atmosphere, Zhao Lihong pretended to lean out of the window and look around.
"Don't look at it, Mr. Zhao, that person has already run away. Originally, I also said that when I met this kind of genius, I just introduced it to your lover, Mr. Wang of the sports team. I didn't expect it to have such a choking and panicked impact on you. Speaking of this, Ma Qianqin raised her face slightly and looked at Zhao Lihong with red eyes.
"So, the apparition you saw was caused by a student at our school running too fast?" Zhao Lihong saw that Ma Qianqin was still sullen, stepped forward and hugged her shoulder, and asked very seriously.
"Really, I just recorded the video, don't believe it, you look at the video recorded on my phone." Ma Qianqin's attention seemed to be really attracted to the "Phantom Incident", and she took out her mobile phone with her right hand and began to look for the video she had just recorded for Zhao Lihong, and her mood improved a lot.
"Isn't that him? How can it be? This is too perverted, isn't it? Now, it's Zhao Lihong's turn to be so shocked that she can't even close her mouth.
……
Besides, Zhang Yi, when he returned to the classroom, he was already a minute late. It's not too late, though. At the very least, the new math teacher hasn't talked about the key points yet, and is just introducing his name to everyone.
"Hello everyone, my name is Zhao Bin, and I have the ......same surname as your new homeroom teacher, Teacher Zhao Lirong."
The thirty or forty students sitting in the audience couldn't help but laugh when they heard this.
For a while, the collective laughter of the thirty-six classes echoed everywhere in the corridor, which made many teachers poke their heads out and look dissatisfied to check the sudden situation.
"Oh, no, it's Teacher Zhao Lihong, there was a little slip of the tongue just now. You kids are so bad, you don't know how to remind me when you hear me say something wrong, but you can't stop laughing......"
Dare to love your old man, and also think that our new homeroom teacher is like sketch actor Zhao Lirong?
Your grandfather's has gone with a well-dressed beast teacher, how can he get a feminine male teacher full of sissies?
Zhang Yi listened to the chattering and chattering, and instantly felt the strong drowsiness that came like a tide. So, he hurriedly slipped back to his seat through the back door. Ignoring the ridicule in Su Qianwei's eyes at the same table, she fell directly on the table and began to sleep.
"Hey, dead pig, don't sleep. It's interesting to see how interesting this teacher is, it's just a superb. How can you still sleep? If you go back to sleep, Miss Ben will pinch you with her fingernails! ”
Su Qianwei saw that the provocative tactics in her eyes failed, so she changed to another set of intimidation tactics. But she didn't expect that this Zhang Yi boy was really sleepy, so sleepy that he didn't even want to take care of her.
Everyone is asleep, what can be done? Did you really pinch him up with his fingernails? That's too dehumanizing, isn't it?
Thinking so, Su Qianwei slowly extinguished her ghost thoughts of preparing to harm Zhang Yi, and began to pay careful attention to the gushing speech of the sissy teacher on the podium.
"Students, learning mathematics is a very difficult thing to do, so you should be prepared for a long and hard battle. You should help each other in the rest of your studies......"
You look white and clean, and you dress quite masculinely, how can you say such feminine words? From time to time, it is also accompanied by an orchid finger, big brother, did your ancestors sing?
The more Su Qianwei listened, the more bored she became, so she simply gave up her mind to listen to the lecture and joined the ranks of Zhang Yi's sleeping army.
More and more students fell asleep, and by the time of the half-lesson, there were almost a handful of people listening to the lesson. And these people don't want to sleep, it's just that the seats are too far forward and don't dare to sleep. Everyone is desperately battling with drooping eyelids, and slowly falling into a disadvantage. It looked like they were all going to have to fall on the table in less than five minutes.
With a thud, the classroom door was kicked heavily. Immediately after, the sound of close footsteps came in.
Zhao Lihong smiled and nodded at the math teacher, and after a while of greetings, she walked straight down to Zhang Yi's seat.
"Zhang Yi, are you still sleeping on TNN? Teachers are here. Don't sleep! Zhao Long was still four rows away from Zhang Yi's seat, and if he wanted to send him a code, he couldn't send it, so he could only do it in a hurry. He was afraid that Zhang Yi would be caught by the teacher and slept in class, and then called him to the office.
What had worried him had finally happened.
Zhao Lihong saw Zhang Yi falling asleep on the table, so she grabbed her ears and lifted them up without saying anything.
Zhang Yi dreamed of a very fragrant scene.
He and Su Qianwei were walking on an uninhabited island in bikinis, the distance between the faces of the two people was getting closer and closer, and gradually, they could clearly see the hairs on each other's faces, but at this moment, he was grabbed by an old witch who suddenly grabbed his ears and dragged them away......
"Old witch, let go of me, don't delay......" Zhang Yi opened his eyes and shouted and scolded, and the next second he noticed that it was the head teacher who was standing in front of him and grabbed his ear, and he couldn't say the second half of the sentence anyway.
There was a burst of laughter in the class again, and the momentum was faintly overshadowing the math teacher's lecture just now.
Su Qianwei opened her eyes hotly when the head teacher walked to Zhang Yi's side, so she naturally witnessed the whole process of Zhang Yi's appearance. If it weren't for the teacher here, she would have hugged her stomach and laughed.
"Teacher Zhao..... Mr. Zhao, you ...... Listen to me. Thing...... Things are not what you imagined...... "Zhang Yi is really dumb now, and he can't tell if he suffers." Say that you are the cheapest, and you have to say your dream words!
Well deserved! He really wants to smack his two big mouths hard!
The only thing he hoped for was that the teacher would save some face for him, and if there was anything, he would call him into the office to talk about it.
However, when the teacher's palm touched his neck, he completely understood a truth.
In this world, only women and villains are difficult to raise!