Chapter 16 Sardines and enoki mushrooms

"It's the first time you've come on a blind date, do you know what my best friend said to me when I went on a blind date for the first time? Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Blind date, what a harsh word, "What words?" Xueluo asked curiously as she put the noodles back into her bowl that she was about to eat in her mouth.

She told me that the first time I went on a blind date, if I felt that the other party was generally pleasing to the eye, I would still live together, don't be too picky, because you will feel that the more people look at it, the more unpleasant it is, and the one you meet is worse than the other. That's how leftover women are made. ”

"Oh?"

Chu Feifei looked at the people coming and going outside the floor-to-ceiling window, her face full of melancholy: "Alas, I didn't believe it before, is it wrong to find someone better than myself, is it that the remaining girl is destined to be a scumbag?" ”

Xueluo opened her mouth wide. For a while, he didn't react to what Chu Feifei meant. Chu Feifei changed the subject; "This is my WeChat account, do you have it, don't say I didn't give Aunt Xue face." Is she going to bow to reality, just give in.

"What WeChat ID?" The snow has fallen, and the head has not yet turned a corner.

"Forget it if you don't, I still have work in the afternoon, and I'm not as idle as you, so I'll leave first, you can eat slowly." After speaking, Chu Feifei picked up her bag and ran out of the cafΓ©.

Snow falls and a person is left hanging there. I don't know whether to chase it out and give it to others, or continue to eat the noodles in the bowl. I didn't figure it out for a long time. Chu Feifei has already walked away, and the figure is no longer visible, so there is no need to be embarrassed about how to choose. Continue to eat your own noodles.

"Ahh Xueluo touched her stomach, it felt so good to be full, it was time to get down to business.

"Hey, did you find anything useful?"

"It's all miscellaneous things, it looks like a lot, it's basically useless, and no one will collect it when the scrap is sold, and now there's only this computer left, just waiting for you to come and take a look."

The desktop is very clean.,A QQ,,A video player.。 There is also a game called Celestial. It's been so many years since I started my business, and Xueluo hasn't played many games anymore.

"Oh God, I've played this game, it's very good, it seems to be endorsed by angelababy. I used to dig up that thing that looked like enoki mushrooms in the mushroom village, and it was very profitable. You can also follow Angelababy to travel all over the continent every day. Ice cream chimed in.

"Now, don't you play, in which district, I created a guild, or you can join in. Together? "Xiaolou is also playing with the oracle.

"I don't play anymore."

"Such a good game, why don't you play it."

"Speaking of which, I blame myself for being too greedy and falling into such a big pit. Hey, I feel stupid just thinking about it. ”

"What's going on?"

"Remember the sardines you always catch when you fish auto-fishing?"

"Remember, this kind of fish can be caught anywhere, it's useless at all, you can't even make a canned sardine, you can only sell it to the system, and there's only one game currency. You can't even pay back for the bait. ”

"You don't know, my warehouse is full of these fish."

"No, I remember that this fish seems to be nine hundred and ninety-nine in a pile, and if you want to fill the warehouse, you have to fish for years without sleeping, and you have to make sure you catch sardines every time."

"I can't catch that much, and I buy most of them at a high price."

"Who would be stupid to buy such a thing that even the system evaluates is useless."

"I don't know what happened, but it was like I was going crazy. Desperately buying sardines. ”

"How did you think of buying sardines, wouldn't you really take the virtual as reality, and prepare to take it out and make it into canned fish or caviar."

"Don't you remember that there was a time when the price of sardines in the auction house was getting higher and higher day by day, and I thought about buying these sardines at a low price, and after a while, the price went up and I sold them at a high price."

"Then, when the price reaches the peak, you don't throw it out, and you still want to be at the high point, but the price is falling again and again, and no one buys it no matter how low the price you mark."

"Yes, now I'm throwing it away, I think it's a pity, after all, I bought it back at a high price, keep it, I feel upset when I see it every day, so I just don't play."

"Fortunately, this is in the game, if it is in the real world, you are not allowed to go to the rooftop to reserve a place and jump off the building."

"Who says it's not, some people say that I don't dare to make money by speculating in stocks now, in case it's like a sardine, I can really get some suicide notes first."

"What's the use of you talking about this now, hurry up and get down to business, Liu Haitao, didn't you say that when you entered the house, the chassis was hot, maybe someone wanted to delete some text records that they didn't want people to know. Or some chat records in this QQ have information about the murderer. ”

"This QQ can't be opened so much.,I'm sassafras.,It's okay if you don't click on automatic login.,Don't even click on the record password.,It's too lazy.。

"Snow falls, you're wrong about that, it's not lazy, it's a matter of clicking a tick, and entering a password is every time. But don't worry, I'll be able to crack it this afternoon. ”

"I'll have to wait for an afternoon, then everyone should disperse, Xiaolou, you can concentrate on cracking the code here, ice cream, you go back to school first, and see which classmates have abnormal behavior. Liu Haitao, what about you, just wander around, whoever needs you, go and help. As for me, I'm going to get some sleep again, I was busy all night yesterday, and I'm still sleepy,"

"Yesterday, I was also busy all night, okay." Ice cream said dissatisfiedly.

"You're a student, why don't you study hard and think about sleeping all day long. Even if you want to sleep, you have to go to the classroom to sleep, and you may still dream of the teacher lecturing on the blackboard. Sleep and study at the same time. ”

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In the corridor of the classroom, in ragged clothes, with bruised ice cream on his hands and stomach, holding a book, he rushed to the direction of the classroom with a reluctant face.

Suddenly, he saw a beautiful woman in a lilac dress holding a book at the door of his classroom, hovering with her head down, and couldn't help but speed up her pace. At this time, the roll call was taking place in the classroom. I just ordered the name of the ice cream: "Ice cream." ”

"Here." Ice cream shouted at the door of the classroom, and at the same time, there was a person in the classroom shouting "Arrived." The middle-aged male teacher with the roll call raised his head strangely and looked at the ice cream that was about to come in. He looked at the classmates who were already seated again, and quietly continued to roll out "Zhao Yun." "Here." "Ma Chao." "Here."

"Zhuge Liang." "To..." Someone below had just answered, and suddenly swallowed it back, and the inverted word slowly became smaller from a loud voice for a full six seconds. It seems that this can suck the voice back in.

"There are also Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Liu Bei. Why is there no one. Aren't you going to play a Three Kingdoms show? The male teacher seemed angry and slapped the roll call directly on the podium.

The students below don't dare to come out one by one, what if the teacher doesn't like you and doesn't give you credits. Suddenly, a crisp laugh came from the doorway.

Everyone turned their heads to look. Ice cream only felt that her breathing was about to stop, and the girl at the door lowered her head before, but she didn't feel anything, but she felt that she was in good shape, and now she raised her head, and she really looked up and smiled.

The blue waves accompanied by clear eyes smiled skillfully and swayed with a sense of charm. The cherry-like mouth is slightly upturned, revealing a crescent-like smile. A pair of jade hands held the book ring on his chest. It can be said that her hands are like soft wattles, her skin is like clotted fat, her collar is like a grub, her teeth are like a rhinoceros, and her head is like a moth eyebrow, and she is a good beauty.

The male teacher beckoned to the woman: "Teacher Lu, come in"

"Teacher Zhang, your lecture is so humorous, no wonder the seats are full."

"Whereever, if you get along with me for a long time, you will find more of my strengths."

"Huh." There was a lot of boos, obviously because the school stipulated that freshmen should not be absent from professional classes without reason, and some of the students were mostly male teachers who were very dissatisfied with the beautiful teachers' hospitality.

The male teacher was obviously thick-skinned to a certain extent, and he didn't hear it at all. Stretched out his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, "This is Mr. Lu, a new trainee teacher, and in the future, Mr. Lu will cooperate with me to give you a lecture." ”

Suddenly the audience applauded, there was a beautiful teacher to give a lecture to everyone, even if you don't understand, you can look at such a pleasing teacher every day, and you are very satisfied. So everyone's applause was sincere, and the only fly in the ointment was that there was a male teacher around him.

Ice cream was straight in the whole class, looking at the blackboard, looking like he was listening carefully, but his eyes were always glancing at the beautiful teacher. After a class, I was sore and uncomfortable with my back. "Oh, no, I'll have to lie down for a while."

Ice cream came to the front of the 514 bedroom, took out the key and opened the door, but found that there was already a person standing in the room, the key to this bedroom was only himself, Liu Haitao and the dead Shen Congwen, looking at this person's back, it was definitely not Liu Haitao, it should be a girl.

The people in the room seemed to hear a noise behind them, and slowly turned their heads, this person knew Ice Cream, and it was one of the famous school flowers of the school: Wang Xinyan.

"Hello, my name is Wang Xinyan, I'm here to find Shen Congwen to take notes, you are ice cream, I heard Shen Congwen say you, I'll put the book here, goodbye."

"Oh, oh, okay," I don't know if I'm too tired or dazzled by the beauty. Ice cream didn't investigate how Wang Xinyan came in, and Gu Zi fell asleep.

On the branches of the moon, the starlight is dim, and the ice cream in the 514 bedroom is still lying on the bed with its head tilted and asleep, and its clothes have not been taken off, it seems that it has slept all afternoon. At this time, there was a slight footstep in the hallway, and Ice Cream woke up subconsciously.

Listening to the sound of footsteps, he stopped at the door of 514. Snow fell and crawled up, hiding behind the wall, the door seemingly touching slightly, and then slowly opening a crack.

A dark shadow flashed in, and Ice Cream seized the opportunity, and a Tarzan pressed the person under him. The person under him was not a vegetarian either, and a dragon grabbed it straight to his chest and forced the ice cream back. Then a carp straightened up, and the homeopathic was a kick to tease the yin legs.

Ice cream was forced into a corner after a few clicks; "The hero spares his life, and admits defeat in the next."

"Ice cream, what are you doing, as soon as I come, you will attack me." As soon as Ice Cream heard this familiar voice, he knew that it was Liu Haitao. "Okay, you Liu Haitao, try some obscene moves, and have the ability to fight openly."

"Forget it, I don't bully you disabled."

"I have hands and feet, where is the disability."

"You don't know? In many countries, obesity has been included in the list of persons with disabilities. ”

"It's discrimination, naked discrimination."

"Yes, I heard that there are obesity discrimination compensation in foreign countries, and I think this compensation is discriminatory."

"Didn't you come to me so late just to discuss obesity with me?"

"Of course not. I just slept for an afternoon, and now I'm not sleepy at all, so I just wandered around and got here.

"Now I've been woken up by you, and I'm not sleepy at all, how do you tell me to spend the long night."

"I heard that Xiaolou has cracked Shen Congwen's QQ password, or let's take a look."

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In the coffee shop, "Oh, the snow is falling, you haven't slept, what are you doing?" ”

"I'm looking at Shen Congwen's QQ, he really has a lot of friends, and they chatted about it one by one, I don't know how much time it will take."

"It's a good name, 'it's time to wake up from a dream', is it another injured girl, let me talk to her."