"Erheiniu, Shen Congwen, what kind of turtle name. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info change, must change. ”

"Maybe the big black bull is his brother."

"It's better to change it to lonely sorrow. Haha, it's time to wake up from the dream, I'm here, let my brother and I soothe your wounded heart. ”

Lonely sadness: "Hi, beauty, long time no see." ”

It's time to wake up from the dream: "Do we know each other?" ”

Aha, they don't know each other, so that's even better, I can safely and boldly use my flirting skills.

Lonely sadness: "It doesn't matter if you don't know me, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, although I haven't commented or liked, but you just need to know that there is still a person in this world who is silently watching you." ”

It's time to wake up from the dream: "I don't believe it, you lied to me." ”

Lonely sorrow: "Even if the whole world deceives you, I will not lie to you." ”

It's time to wake up from the dream: "Really? ”

Lonely sorrow: "Please remove the word '?' I mean it to you. It's more real than gold. ”

It's time to wake up from the dream: "How old are you?" How does it sound like a love veteran. I've talked about a few girlfriends. ”

the sorrow of loneliness; "I'm still a little virgin, I haven't even touched a girl's hand, and I'm only twenty-one years old this year. How old are you? ”

It's time to wake up from the dream: "Hehe, I'm nineteen." ”

Lonely sorrow: "Nineteen is good, it's time to fall in love." ”

It's time to wake up from the dream: "Hehe... ”

"Alas, Liu Haitao, someone is adding you." Someone next to him was stabbing him in the shoulder.

"I'll take a look, 'One Night Stand', add it, let you see my brother's ability to step on two boats."

One-night stand: "Hey, lonely sorrow, are you lonely, do you want me to soothe your sorrow." ”

Lonely sorrow: "It's not good, I'm a family man." Besides, we don't know each other. ”

"It's good if you don't know, I haven't heard of it, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a mistress, and a mistress is not as good as a one-night stand."

Lonely sorrow: "How did you find me." ”

One-night stand: "Look at your name, you are a man with a successful career." The name is so sad, he must be a man with a story, such a man has the most taste, I like it. ”

Lonely sadness: "You guessed right, I opened a small company. Just divorced once. ”

One Night Stand: "What do you think of a one-night stand?" ”

Lonely sorrow: "One night stand, I dream of it." You don't need to know the other party's name, just say goodbye at dawn, how chic. ”

One-night stand: "Do you want to have it with me once?" ”

Lonely sadness: "Okay, you won't have to take money, I'm a good man, law-abiding, not ****,"

One-night stand: "Raising money hurts our feelings, we just want to indulge our emotions and make ourselves happier and freer." Right? ”

Lonely sadness: "Yes, yes, give me a mobile phone number, and I will contact you when the time comes." ”

One night stand: "My mobile phone number is 137****5455, contact me as soon as possible, wait for you." Why.. Yes. ”

"Ice cream, ice cream, give me your mobile phone, I'll make a call, 1-3-7****5-4-5-5."

'Toot toot. "Hey, it's done, it's done." Awesome, come, come, I'll give you hands-free. "Hey. Is it a one-night stand? ”

"The code is correct, hey, sir, you want to sell kidneys, right, our price here is absolutely fair, Tong Suo is not deceitful, 10,000 yuan is enough for you to buy an apple 7, are you going to cut one, or two."

"Wowhaha, Liu Haitao, you are really amazing, which kidney do you want to cut, the left one, the right one, or both. Oops, I'm laughing to death. It's a shame that you always call yourself a love saint, this time you've been tricked. ”

"This tone, uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it, I want to ask her to understand."

Lonely sorrow: "What do you mean, trick me." Be careful and you will be rewarded. ”

One Night Stand: "Guess Who I Am?" ”

Lonely sorrow: "Huh|?"

One night stand: "I'm dreaming and it's time to wake up." ”

Lonely sorrow: "。。。。。。 ”

One-night stand: "Sure enough, men like to deceive people the most." ”

Then, the dream should wake up and the one-night stand disappeared from Shen Congwen's QQ.

"I won't play anymore, you guys will play by yourself, I'll go out for a walk." Liu Haitao slapped the mouse on the table.

Xueluo looked at her watch; "It's past ten o'clock. It's better to rest early, there are still many things to do tomorrow. ”

Ice cream didn't want to go back to the school dormitory, so she stayed overnight in the snowfall. In the middle of the night, the two brothers whispered before going to bed.

"Ice cream, what are you thinking, how to laugh and how ****. Tell my brother about it. ”

"Today I met two beautiful women one after another."

"Oh." Snowfall is not interested in this.

The ice cream was in high spirits and began to talk about it; "Let me tell you, today I passed by a beautiful woman in the corridor of the classroom, I didn't expect her to be our future teacher, and I will be able to get along with her day and night in the future."

"Wake up, stop talking in your dreams. She doesn't belong to you alone, it's everyone's. ”

"Do you know, today I met the school flower Wang Xinyan, she called out my name as soon as she opened her mouth, do you say she is silently paying attention to me."

"It's not scientific, how could the school girl know you, she told you where she knew your name."

"Well, it seems that Shen Congwen mentioned me to her."

In this way, she is very familiar with Shen Congwen. Where did you meet him. ”

"It's in the bedroom, I saw her as soon as I opened the door."

"Aren't the three of you the only ones with the key to the dormitory, and how did she get in?"

"yes? How did he get in, I should have asked her in the afternoon, no, I have to ask now. Ice cream put on her pants in a hurry.

"Forget it, it's useless for you to go now, you think that in the middle of the night, the dormitory manager will listen to your nonsense and let you in, don't beat you half to death, count you lucky."

"So what's the matter?"

"Tomorrow, you accompany me to find her, sleepy, sleep." Snowfall pulled over the quilt, rolled over, and fell asleep with her back to the ice cream. ”

The next day, at the door of the girl's dormitory, a large group of people were around, in the middle was an aunt and a fat man were arguing loudly, and the fat man was shouting to visit the girl's dormitory. The aunt didn't let her in, and the surroundings were all lively. This fat man is none other than Ice Cream.

Everyone was attracted by the quarrel here, and no one noticed that one person had quietly slipped into the girls' dormitory. This is what they originally planned, there is ice cream outside to attract firepower, and he took the opportunity to find Wang Xinyan, they have inquired clearly, Wang Xinyan lives in bedroom 208, on the second floor, as long as you are careful, you will not be discovered.

The snow fell on the cat's waist. Cautiously to 208. There was a knock on the door, and a girl in pajamas opened the door with a messy head of hair. I saw a man outside the door. Just shout with a loud voice.

Xueluo hurriedly covered the girl's mouth with her right hand, and hissed with her left hand, seeing that the girl nodded, she let go of the hand covering the girl's mouth. "I'm here to find Wang Xinyan." Snowfall spoke in a very soft voice.

"You're too bold, sneak to the girls' dormitory, and you're not afraid of being caught, so while no one else has found you, you'd better leave quickly."

"No, I haven't seen Wang Xinyan yet. I'm not leaving. ”

"To tell you the truth, Wang Xinyan hasn't been back to the bedroom all night."

"Did she say where she was going?"

"Where can a woman who doesn't return home at night go, of course I'm going to find a boyfriend, I advise you to die and don't come to her again."

"Do you know who her boyfriend is?"

"Her boyfriend is very mysterious, we only know that there is such a person, no one has ever seen her, but I have seen her holding a boy's hand from afar."

"Hey, Kiki, who are you talking to, who was knocking on the door outside?"

"Oh, it's nothing, it's the wrong bedroom, you can go back to sleep."

"You go quickly, or she will get up, and you won't want to leave."

At the door, Ice Cream was still arguing with the dormitory manager, Xueluo squeezed through the crowd and grabbed Ice Cream, "Ah, I'm sorry, this is my brother, he just fell out of love, he is in a bad mood, and he may have a mental problem." I didn't look at him. Let him run out and cause trouble for everyone. ”

Ice cream didn't want to go. I've been arguing with the dormitory manager for so long, even if it's pretending, it's come true. It was a real fire that Xue Luo tugged at his arm, and whispered in his ear: "Go." The ice cream was reluctantly pulled into the small bamboo forest on the side of the road.

"How is it, have you met Wang Xinyan? What she said. Don't you think she's beautiful. ”

"Wang Xinyan didn't see it, she wasn't there, but I found that the girls' dormitory was not as tidy as the legend, I secretly glanced at it a few times, and the degree of chaos was as good as that of the boys. No wonder when I was studying, the school said that our boys' dormitory was not clean, and wanted to take us to visit the girls' dormitory, but in the end, it was all gone. It's not because the girls are collectively opposed, but the girls' dormitories are also shady. ”

"It doesn't matter if it's messy or not, tell me if you see anything you shouldn't see."

"This point should be when you get up, and you don't see a star."

"No, maybe the girls are more sleepy, and they are still sleeping."

"Then who opened the door for you. What kind of clothes was she wearing? ”

"I just woke up, and of course I'm wearing pajamas."

"Pajamas, what color is that, transparent or opaque, low-cut or... Alas. Alas. Alas. The snow is falling, don't go, I'm not done yet. ”

Xueluo felt that talking to this kind of person was simply lowering her personality. I shouldn't have rescued him, let him continue to quarrel with the dormitory manager.

"Alas, it's okay if you don't tell me, then you can tell me what the girl's dormitory looks like." Xue Luo just breathed a sigh of relief. I just listened to the ice cream's words: "Hehe, how hot is it, there is no girl who kicks the quilt, to be honest, do you see the white thighs." ”

Some people just think differently than normal people. Xueluo is out of luck with his younger brother. You can only speed up the pace.

At the door of 514, Ice Cream was just about to insert the key into the lock hole to open the door, and the door opened automatically, and a beautiful woman was standing at the door, it was Wang Xinyan. Ice cream didn't react for a while, looked at the beauty in front of her in a daze, stretched out a finger and pointed at Wang Xinyan and stammered, "Wang. Happy.. Yeon"

Xueluo was quick to shoot, pushed away the ice cream, and looked at the girl in front of him with a sharp gaze, "You are Wang Xinyan, how can you have the key to this bedroom." ”

The girl couldn't stand the stern gaze and lowered her head. A pair of hands unconsciously put behind his back. It's like a little girl who has done something wrong and has been discovered by her parents.

"Snow falls, don't be so fierce, people are girls, be gentle."

"Go. Go. Go. While playing, Wang Xinyan, let me ask you again what is the relationship between you and Shen Congwen. Wang Xinyan still bowed her head and remained silent.

"Do you know, Shen Congwen's body is going to be cremated, and I heard that the ashes that no one claimed will be taken to feed Wang Ba."

"How so? Doesn't it mean that the case can't be cremated if it's not solved? Wang Xinyan raised her head, her eyes were already full of tears.

"What does it matter if you don't solve the case, no one will care about it anyway, and besides, the corpse can't be kept in the freezer all the time, and no one pays for the money to save the corpse, and it's normal to be cremated, if you don't want him to die in vain, it's better to answer my question honestly."

"I'm his girlfriend, ex-girlfriend to be exact."

"It's impossible, it's clearly recorded on the school flower list that you are still single. That's big news. "Ice cream clicked on a campus app from my mobile phone, and there were various campus lists.

"I told him not to say it, after all, I was a public figure at school."

"How did you break up, who brought it up?"

"I'm going to break up."

"What is the reason?"

"He cheated."