"This is the elixir of condensation, the elixir of rejuvenation; This is the Zhiyuan Dan, which can enhance the internal fire of the body to nourish yin and yang; This is the Jinyang Burning Gold Pill, the elixir that purifies the inner fire; This is the crossing of Ergindan... If you make a mistake, it's useless if you eat it now! Taibai took out a pot of pills of different colors from the alchemy furnace and put them in front of Wang Dongxing, as if offering treasures. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Can you not eat it? It is a three-part poison of medicine, and the essence of the medicine has been absorbed by the Heaven Replenishing Stone, so isn't what is left in my body all poison? Wang Dongxing said with a bitter face: "Steel egg, do you say this is the reason?" ”

At this time, Wang Dongxing decided to win over Wang Gangdan, and he was alone! Wang Dongxing must defend his status as a landlord, and he can't do whatever he says in vain!

Tai Baiyin Xing smiled and said, "You don't want to eat it!" If the energy in the Heaven Replenishing Stone is not enough, it will extract the life energy in your body on its own! If you don't have enough vibrations, you'll die! ”

"What iniquity have I done! Comrade Tai Baiyinxing, I choose to resign! As a highly educated person in the twenty-first world, I have to take responsibility for my own life! Wang Dongxing said sternly.

"Brother Dongxing! Can you bear to watch the immortal realm be occupied and countless immortals disappear? Please, Brother Dongxing! Tai Baiyin Xing made a little girl shape, and tapped her two index fingers on her chest, as if you want to pity me.

"O iniquity! I owe you the fairy world! I'll give you an account for this life! I want to tell you that if I have three longs and two shorts, I will arrange a good family for me in the next life! Wang Dongxing grabbed the pill in front of him and swallowed it in a big gulp.

The pill is sour and sweet, bitter and salty, and it has all five flavors, Wang Dongxing eats a handful of snot and tears, which is called a pain! Pangu and Leng Yu, who were passing by, looked at Wang Dongxing's tangled expression and felt very painful.

"Is it that unpalatable?" Pangu looked at Wang Dongxing's tangled expression and asked.

"Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back! You taste it! Wang Dongxing wiped a handful of tears and said.

Hearing Wang Dongxing's words, Pangu sat on the sofa with a buttocks: "It won't hurt if I sit down!" Suffering is a blessing, suffering a loss is a blessing! Go ahead with confidence! I'll take care of it for you at home! ”

"One man, two brothers! Brother Gu, will you do it for me? Wang Dongxing said hopefully: "You are the creator god who opened the world!" The mythical continent was all conjured up by you, who would dare not give you face? ”

Pangu waved his hand again and again: "No, no, no!" My friend! My brother! This is your chance creation, and my brother can never deprive you of your immortal fate! Let me become charming in the red dust, or let me and your sister-in-law gallop in the world! ”

Taibai interjected: "The great god of Pangu really can't go back!" Wang Dongxing: You can travel through time and space because the Heavenly Stone blocks the Heavenly Machine, but if Pangu returns to the Mythical Continent, he will inevitably be discovered by the Heavenly Dao - in the Heavenly Dao records, Pangu has already fallen, and the second Pangu will be wiped out! ”

"So horrible?" Wang Dongxing said in horror.

Taibai nodded: "So it's still you and Wang Gangdan who go on a business trip this time, do you have anything else to ask?" ”

"Did you buy me insurance?" Wang Dongxing asked with a bitter face.

Taibai said solemnly: "Do you want insurance in the world or insurance in the fairy world?" Do you want double insurance? Don't worry, if you hang up, I will definitely take care of your family! ”

"......" Wang Dongxing was speechless and choked, he could only turn his grief and anger into food, and swallowed the huge amount of pills in front of him in large gulps, and after refining the eighteen tons of medicinal materials, there was only more than a ton of essence pills left. Rao is like this, Wang Dongxing was also made up into a big fat man of more than 300 catties!

"How am I going to cross like this? The resistance of my fat body is absolutely expensive" Wang Dongxing looked at the fat all over his body and laughed at himself, his heart was broken after looking in the mirror! In the past, he could be called Qingxiu, but now? I can't see anyone! As the old saying goes, one white covers all ugliness, and one fat destroys all! (One hundred and seventy pounds of old Yang has been crying and fainting in the toilet)

Leng Yu Fairy looked at Wang Dongxing's appearance and smiled directly: "Hahahaha!" Laughing to death aunt and grandmother! I wasn't that fat back then! It's so joyful! Dongzi, you're rolling on the ground faster than walking! ”

The old and steady Pangu twitched with a straight face, and finally he used great concentration to hold back his laughter. He pretended to be comforting: "Believe in yourself! You can, beat the fat! ”

Tai Baiyin Xing covered his forehead with his slender hand, looked at Wang Dongxing, who was fat into a ball, with black lines on his head, and said with a sigh: "I can't make up for it!" Thanks to the absorption of the Heavenly Stone, otherwise you will definitely be blown up... It was Hongu who miscalculated. ”

Tai Baixing continued helplessly: "I'll tell you the unfortunate news, you really have to go on a business trip with this body!" Let me tell you another unfortunate news, you are now a humanoid Ten Perfection Great Tonic Pill, and every drop of essence blood carries pure energy - in the years of the Journey to the West, your fat body is comparable to Tang monk meat! ”

Wang Dongxing struggled to stand up and said angrily: "How can I go on a business trip like this? Wild beasts! I have to fight the streets when I meet lions and tigers, you want me to die! ”

"Rest the rage, stop the rage! It's all for the fairy world! The fairy world will remember your efforts! I will definitely report your merits to Mr. Yu! With merit, you can directly ascend without immortal power - immortality! As long as you enter the immortal pool, this fat body can be refined and turned into immortal power to be absorbed by you! For a better future, Daddy! Taibai clenched his little fist to cheer up Wang Dongxing, don't be cute.

"Gotta get it! I believe you again this time! The fairy world will resign if I play tricks with me! Is there still the most basic trust between humans and immortals? I'm always innocent, but you're all routines! Wang Dongxing gave in and began to pack all kinds of luggage into the Qiankun bag.

Just when Wang Dongxing was ready, Tai Baiyin Xing suddenly remembered a very important thing: "Oops! I almost forgot! The medicinal power of these pills in your body has not been fully comprehended! The five elements of yin and yang are mutually reinforcing, and the best way to refine these medicinal properties is to take rootless water..."

Wang Dongxing looked at the clear sky outside and was silent, Tai Baixing said anxiously: "What can I do about this?" Without the harmony of rootless water, the medicinal power in Wang Dongxing's body can't be dissolved at all, and the Heaven Replenishing Stone can't be absorbed at all! ”

"So I don't have to go?" Wang Dongxing was overjoyed and said: "What a wonderful holiday! How can I, the prince of nightclubs, not ride a horse? ”

Pangu gently patted Wang Dongxing's stomach and said, "Brother! Are you sure your life still works? When the clouds are overturning, your brother will never be able to break through the pile of fat meat, and the girl will not have pleasure... You give up..."

"Your sister! Your sister! Your sister! Wang Dongxing burst into tears, he grabbed Tai Baiyinxing's collar and shook it vigorously: "You return my figure!" Give me back the peach blossoms! ”

Pangu hugged Leng Yu and said with a smile: "Let Dongzi cry!" Let's study the complementarity of the Yin and Yang Avenue! ”

"What a couple of Doug men and women! Pangu, Leng Yu! You've gone too far! Wang Dongxing looked at the backs of the two and roared angrily, but it was still to no avail......