Banquet II.
Chen An couldn't help but smile when he looked at Penglai and Alice's affectionate appearance, and it was not in vain that he wasted so much thought. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Then he walked over to Wenwen and gave her a maple leaf camera ornament.
Wenwen took the ornament and was overjoyed.
"Is it a token of love!"
Chen An: "......"
He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
"No, it's an ordinary gift, Wenwen, don't get me wrong."
Wenwen didn't seem to hear Chen An's words, and patted his chest and swore an oath.
"Don't worry, people won't misunderstand, Chen An, the love token you gave to others, people will definitely keep it well."
“…… Forget it, what do you think about it. ”
Chen An was really helpless about Wenwen, so he had to sigh and leave quickly.
The next thing to give to Cuixiang was a golden gourd hand ornament, the white wolf knife ornament that was given to Inu Xingzhu was a howling white wolf knife ornament, and the mobile phone ornament that was given to Yu Li was a mobile phone ornament.
There was also the Heavenly Demon, Chen An didn't give her a gift, but just added a reinforced magic circle to her headphones, making it a little stronger and less easy to break.
Yi Rin's sword ornament is Hui-shaped, and when he gave the gift, Chen An also warned him by the way.
"Although there is nothing to look at, remember not to change your clothes during the day in the future, fire and theft prevention."
Irin's silence was silent for a moment, and he said viciously.
"Can I kill you!"
"I can't."
Chen An hurriedly ran away.
The next thing she gave to Nitori was a book that made her almost jump for joy, because it was a book about the construction of various types of dams.
Given to Orange was a golden bell that Chen Ann hung on the ring on her ear.
Lan is a cookbook, because Chen An asked about oranges, and Lan's favorite thing is to cook. So she is also often harassed by Yuyuko.
After casually giving some small gifts to the monsters and goblins who came to play tonight, Chen An came to the emperor and Marisa.
Chen An took a tender carrot and handed it to the emperor, smiling sly.
"Come, Emperor. This radish is for you, I hope you like it. ”
The emperor clenched his fists, squinted his eyes, and said to Chen Anyin.
"Do you want to die?"
"Well, just kidding!"
Seeing that the emperor looked like 'I want to beat you', Chen An laughed dryly twice, and threw the radish away.
In the speechless gaze of everyone, Yuyuko suddenly came out, and then a 360° tossing and turning in the air, and put the radish in the air in his mouth.
The action was perfect, slap, slap, slap, Misty couldn't help but applaud.
Not at all ashamed, Yuyuko arched her hand at Misty and the others, munching on the turnips proudly.
"Laugh and laugh, by the way, it's shameful to waste food! Click-click-click......"
Ignoring the greedy and funny Youyouzi, Chen An took out another radish, which was just a bracelet, and Chen An handed it to the emperor.
"This is a gift, please accept it."
"You know each other."
The emperor snorted lightly and took it unceremoniously.
"And Marisa, it's yours."
Chen An said, smiling and handing a radish to Marisa.
“##”
Marisa's forehead was beating wildly, and she almost couldn't help kicking it, and she scolded.
"Bastard, is your sister kidding me!"
Chen An was shocked.
"Hey, how did you find out!?"
Marisa: "......"
Silent, the gossip furnace came out.
Chen An was really startled when he saw Marisa take out the gossip furnace, and he looked like he was going crazy, and hurriedly threw the radish to Yuyuko, and took out the real gift.
It is a black and white striped bracelet.
He squeezed Marisa's hand holding the gossip furnace and laughed.
"Eliminate gas, eliminate gas."
"Hmph, bastard."
Marisa scolded, the gossip furnace stuffed back into the apron, and snatched the bracelet from Chen An's hand.
"Wait."
Marisa put on the bracelet, but suddenly raised her eyebrows and grabbed Chen An, who was about to leave. She glanced at the emperor, and then the emperor immediately came over with a glass of wine.
The emperor's ears shook happily, and his smile was very sinister.
She passed the glass.
"Come on, a toast, it's our thanks to you."
"Good!"
Chen An didn't hesitate and took the cup, but just as he was about to drink it, Chen An stopped in the disappointed looks of the emperor and Marisa.
He glanced at Sakuya without a trace, and noticed something, and Sakuya nodded quietly.
In an instant, time was paused.
Chen An gave a thumbs up to Sakiya.
"Tacit understanding!"
When time resumes again, Chen An asked with a smile.
"Don't you drink?"
"Drink, how can you not drink!"
The emperor and Marisa glanced at each other, for fear that Chen An would not drink, and also took the wine bowl handed over by Sakiya.
"Then do it first!"
Seeing that Emperor and Marisa also picked up the wine bowl, and saw Sakuya pursing her lips and stealing fun, Chen An didn't hesitate, so he drank it in one gulp.
Marisa and the emperor are overjoyed, and they hurry to the end.
Emperor and Marisa threw away their cups at the same time, and jumped up excitedly and made a high-five motion.
Dehaha laughed.
"Bastard, you've finally been tricked!"
Marisa is also beaming, and Le's teeth are about to fall out.
"That's right, that's right, this time it finally worked, hehe!"
It's finally time to be ashamed!
They added some gadgets to the glass of wine that Chen An had just drunk, and it wasn't a big deal, but after eating it, they couldn't help but sing and dance, and it wasn't long, about three or five hours.
By the way, this medicine Yonglin provided in friendship (stolen by the emperor)
"Really?"
Chen An was not nervous at all, but smiled slightly.
"Have you forgotten something, both?"
"What do you mean?"
The two of them stiffened with a smile, and they suddenly had a bad premonition when they looked at Chen An's smile.
Why did he get hit, or with this expression?
"Sakiya is right next to me, and I won't be poisoned."
Seeing Marisa's face suddenly change after hearing Sakiya's name, Chen An smiled even more happily.
Sakiya's ability is a pause in time!
By the way, this is useless to Chen An.
He secretly paused Saki for a while he was drinking, and then poured his wine into the cup for Marisa and the Emperor, so...... Hey.
"Well, have fun, and don't go overboard."
Chen An smiled evilly and patted the emperor and Marisa, leaving the two of them with each other, and happily left with Sakuya.
Marisa suddenly jumped up and pulled the emperor to run.
"Wow, doctor, help!"
But, obviously, it's late.
"Lalala...... Marisa picking mushrooms......"
As soon as he ran two steps, the emperor and Marisa were hugging and singing and dancing, looking quite happy!
At least that's what Chen An thinks.
See! How happy the faces of Emperor and Marisa were! It's all happy to be black. Hahaha!
Chen Anxin laughed proudly three times, and then came to Youyouzi and Youmeng.
What he gave to Youmeng were two Jianhui, and he patted her on the shoulder and encouraged.
"Take care of Yuyuko, a shameless foodie. It's really hard for you. ”
Demon Nightmare: "......"
Youmeng burst into tears, and suddenly there was a feeling of being understood.
"Hey, who's a foodie, who's shameless, bastard, Yuyuko-sama cherishes feathers the most, and has the smallest appetite and the best to feed, so be careful that I beat you."
Yuyuko, who had already finished eating the radish on the side, waved her hand and was very dissatisfied, but when she found that she almost threw the food in her hand with the wave of her hand, she was so frightened that she hurriedly stuffed the meat skewer that was almost thrown off in her hand into her mouth.
Yuyuko said distressedly.
"Barbecue, barbecue."
Everyone: "......"
Her appetite is indeed very small, and everyone present should be able to eat Yuyuko with a full meal by letting go of her belly and eating a day's food...... It should be fine, right?
Inexplicably, everyone suddenly rejoiced, fortunately Yuyuko is an undead, and it's no problem if she doesn't eat, otherwise after so long, it is estimated that the entire Gensokyo will be eaten by her.
So, Gensokyo is lucky to be intact now.
"Yes, yes, you are the best to feed, the smallest appetite, and at the same time the most cherishing feathers, the thinnest skin-skinned Yuyuko-sama!"
Chen An angrily stuffed a cherry blossom bracelet to Yuyuko.
"Here's for you!"
Originally, it was a pendant, but Yuyuko's mind was too broad, and Remi, Reimu, and Marisa together were probably not as big as Yuyuko, so in order to prevent the pendant from being buried, it was better to give the bracelet.
Remi, Reimu, and Marisa, who gave the antidote to normalcy because Eirim couldn't stand the ghost roaring and screaming, suddenly trembled, and the world was full of malice!
"Hey, it's pretty good, hehe, okay, Lord Yuyuko will give you a face."
Youyouzi was ashamed, as if Chen An begged her to accept it.
Chen An: "......"
Too lazy to pay attention to the cheeky Yuyuko, he turned around and left.
The ignored, ghostly childish jumping feet.。
"Hey, bastard, you shouldn't be grateful to Dade, hurry up and give Yuyuko-sama a stop!"
Ignoring Yuyuko, who was being pulled by Youmeng, Chen An handed Remy a bracelet of the same color as Fran.
"Alright, come, Remy, it's yours."
"Huh?"
Remy squinted at Chen An, looking arrogant.
"Since it's you bastard who is filial, then Lord Remy will accept it, don't get me wrong, Lord Remy doesn't like it, understand!"
"Understood, understood."
Seeing that Remy's eyes were shining, but he was still stiff-mouthed, Chen An smiled.
"Come on, let the little one put it on for you, Lord Remy."
"Hmm."
Remy held out her hand reservedly.
"Alright."
Chen An took Remy's little hand and put the bracelet on for her, then clasped his hands together and blessed with a smile.
"I wish Lord Remy's boobs and majesty, which are not at all, will bottom out and become fuller in the future."
"Huh? Well! ”
Remy was stunned, two # appeared on her forehead in an instant, she trembled, and her anger rushed from her backbone to her brain.
Remy was furious, and in an instant she went crazy.
"What do you mean!? Bastard, what do you mean by that!?
Look down on Remy-sama, right? Well!? How dare you say that I don't have breasts and majesty?! Damn, Misuzu, let me go, see if I don't kill him 108,000 times, my mother won't be called Remy!! ”
Misuzu hugged the crazy Remy, smiled bitterly and glanced at Chen An, and hurriedly motioned for him to leave quickly.
"Come on, Remy."
Chen An smiled, walked to Reimeng in Remy's expression of wanting to kill him with his eyes, and gave her a black and white Tai Chi pendant with a bright smile.
"Reimu, yours."
Reimu was stunned for a moment and took it. Before she could thank her, Chen An smiled again.
"Although Reimu's poverty is as hopeless as Remy's boobs and majesty, your boobs are still saved, and you have to work hard in the future, I'm optimistic about you!
Finally, the shrine doesn't have sesame oil money, and it's really not to blame purple. ”
After speaking, without waiting for Lingmeng to react, Chen An pulled his legs and left.
Reimu: "......"
Purple: "Long live understanding!"
Reimu was furious, smashed the wine glass in anger, and then his eyes breathed fire, and he went crazy directly.
"Stop me, I promise not to break your bones!!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, the little devil hurriedly pulled the furious Reimu.
"Calm down, calm down, Reimu you must be calm."
Reimu was furious.
"Calm down, let go of me, I promise not to break his bones!"
"That's right, Misuzu let me go, I promise to only kill that bastard 108,000 times!"
Chen An ran to a distance away from Reimeng and Remy, and felt that he should be safe, so he coughed twice and spoke.
"Ahem! Well, everything that should be sent has been sent, and all that remains is to send moon cakes, **** customs. ”
"Hey, no. Purple and Sakiya haven't yet. ”
Marisa looked at Purple and Sakuya, who were drinking in depression because they were being ignored, and Sakuya behind Chen An was a little confused.
"Allahala, how could I possibly accept this guy's gift, ahahaha, black and white, don't be kidding!"
Zi Wenyan laughed out loud at self-comfort, but it made Lan beside her feel cold, and she couldn't help but move away a little.
Delusion? There seems to be a thick black gas boiling behind Lord Purple!
"Oh, Sakiya has already given it before, it's a pocket watch, as for Purple?"
Chen An looked at and shrugged his shoulders when he heard his words, and even her face was about to be shrouded in black gas.
"Because it's an important person, it's okay to put it at the end."
When Zi heard this, his face instantly became bright, and he was obviously very happy, but he still pretended to excuse himself.
"Alaala, it's all said no, hehe."
"Ah, that's it, then I won't send you."
Purple: "......"
Her face darkened and she forced a forced laugh.
"But since you insist on sending it, I'm disrespectful."
"Huh? I said no......"
Zi looked at Chen An with murderous anger.
"Do you have an opinion!"
Chen An is very knowledgeable.
“…… No. ”
"That's it, hee-hee."
The next thing is to send moon cakes, Chen An greeted Sakiya.
"Come, Sakiya, one for each person, well, three for Lumia, ten for Yuyuko. I'll come to Q's. ”
Rumia is a snacker, and Yuyuko is a big foodie, so give more.
"Come, M-Q, it's yours."
After quickly sending the others, Chen An came to Patchouli with a bright spring face, and then took out a different mooncake in her horrified gaze - a super large mooncake with a full portion.
"Mu Q, I think I'd better go find Saki Yeling, don't bother you."
Patchouli looked at Chen An and trembled a little, because according to her, she found that Chen An's mouth became more poisonous the more she went to the back, so she wouldn't be tricked too, right?
Chen An smiled happily.
"How can this be done, this is a special mooncake I specially prepared for you."
"No, no, I don't think I'd better be special, I'd better go find Sakiya."
Looking at the smile on Chen An's face, Patchouli trembled even more, because she was too familiar with this kind of smile, as long as he showed this kind of smile, he would be unlucky.
"Oh, you're so polite, really. Come on, it's yours, don't waste it. ”
Chen An unpacked the package, revealing the green mooncakes with the fragrance of vegetables inside, and smiled.
"It's really special, pure green."
"M-Q! This is...... Turnip! ”
Patchouli's nose moved, and she was suddenly shocked, this taste was too ripe, because Chen An forced her to eat it every day.
"And that's not all."
Chen An patted Pache on the shoulder, looking serious.
"And celery, spinach, ......"
Hearing Chen An talk more and more, Patchouli's face became whiter and whiter, and she was so frightened that her glasses were about to fall off, because they were full of dishes she hated the most!
Her face contorted, and she finally couldn't help but jump to her feet and shout.
"You bastard!"
"Well, look at your temper."
Chen An sighed disapprenosingly.
"You should eat more vegetables to nourish your energy and spend your menopause early, Marisa said, if you are like this, you have to be an old virgin for the rest of your life, old virgin understand?"
"M-Q!"
Pache was furious and turned her head to look at Marisa, who was hiding behind Alice, and she gritted her teeth.
"Demon! Reason! Sand! ”
"Hey, hey...... Patsy, what he said is not true, really, I have really never said such a thing, at most you say that you can't get married for the rest of your life, this is the truth, you really can't get married, don't be angry. ”
Marisa explained with a dry smile, but the sight of Patchouli's darkening face and the murderous gaze through the lenses made her tremble and shrink her feet and sneak back.
"Honestly!? How dare you bastard tell the truth?! ”
Patchouli exploded in an instant, and with a wave of her hand, the book flipped over, and countless magic bullets shot at Marisa, and she roared angrily.
"Death Marisa, give me death!"
"Wow! Help me! ”
Marisa was startled and hurriedly fled with her big hat in her hands.
Behind him is a furious Pache and countless magic bullets.
Chen An looked at Marisa, who was chased by Pache and looked like her butt was on fire, and sighed, looking very emotional.
"So, Marisa is really evil."
Everyone: "......"
Nolu Ji couldn't help but tell the truth.
"She seems to be like this because of you, right?"
Chen An turned his head and smiled slightly.
"Well, chick, did you say anything?"