Banquet III.
- Cold!
"No, no, Chen An, you heard it wrong, I didn't say anything. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Nolu Ji looked at Chen An's smile and Marisa, who was being chased around, and shook her head decisively, she said indignantly.
"You're right, Marisa is self-inflicted, she deserves it!"
Everyone: "......"
What about the festival? Heron, where's your ritual?
"Okay, everything is done, and finally it's Purple's gift."
After intimidating the short-eyed Nuoluji, Chen An finally looked at Zi, who looked unusually solemn.
"Actually, I wanted to give this gift to you for a long time, but I never had the opportunity, and now that everyone is here, I just happened to give it to you together."
I've been remembering it since that time! I must repay you well this time!
Chen An picked up the box that he had just put down and walked to Zi with a serious face.
"Goo."
Zi looked at Chen An's rare serious appearance, and subconsciously swallowed his saliva, inexplicably a little nervous.
Strange, why should she be happy, but she has a bad premonition.
"But ......"
Just when Zi's premonition in his heart was getting more and more serious, Chen An suddenly changed his words, and casually took out an umbrella ear with purple eyes and handed it to Zi.
"Let's give this meeting gift first."
"Thank you."
After seeing Zi take it, Chen An smiled, and he beckoned to Mei Hong in the crowd on the side.
"Come, Meihong, come and do me a favor."
Mei Hong said confusedly.
"How can I help?"
Chen An pointed to the candle-like stamen on the lid of the box.
"Just light a fire."
"Understood."
Mei Hong nodded, and with a flick of her fingers, a small flame flew out and landed exactly where Chen An was pointing.
As the flames fell on the stamen, the box split into four petals as if pushed by an invisible force, revealing the cake inside.
That's right, it's cake. A cake lit with seventeen candles.
Yuyuko and Rumia's eyes lit up at once. Otherwise, it is estimated that it will already pounce.
"Huh, what do you mean?"
Zi was a little surprised, she thought that Chen An was thinking of some bad idea, it would actually be a cake, could it be an illusion just now.
Chen An smiled, and his smile was very kind.
"Reimu said that you haven't had a birthday after living for such a long time, so you took this opportunity to come together."
Dead old woman pretending to be tender!
"So old......"
The corners of Zi's mouth twitched, and although he wanted to smash the cake on Chen An's face, he still forced a smile in order to maintain his demeanor.
"Alaala, I'm only seventeen years old."
Purple pointed to the candle on the cake.
"Don't you think so, too? Just like the candles on this cake, there are seventeen candles. ”
"No, it's your delusion."
Chen An shook his head, he was still smiling in the frightened eyes of everyone.
"It's the same as Reimu said before, it's too old to calculate, and it's definitely not enough, so I thought about it for a long time before using this method.
A pull represents a seventeen, and you can multiply it right. ”
Chen An high-fived and sighed.
"It's so witty for me to think of this way to calculate the age of Old Lady Zi."
Purple - stiff!
In an instant, the purple background went black!
Seeing that her face was purple and black, and her body was full of gloomy black gas, Misty and the others all trembled.
"It's scary, it's scary......"
"Come, just kidding."
Finally dodging Pacouli's pursuit, Marisa looks so frightened that she almost drops her hat.
"This guy is too long, isn't he?"
Everyone: "......"
The atmosphere was suddenly a little suffocating, and the silence was terrifying, except for the gentle, subtle, nervous breathing of everyone.
"That's right."
Chen An didn't seem to feel the strange atmosphere around him, and suddenly showed a sudden realization, he smiled and conjured another candle, lit it and inserted it into the candle.
"I forgot, since it's your birthday, it means that Zi is a year older, so add another one."
Purple: "......"
"It's even more terrifying......"
Misty: They trembled even more.
"I wish you a long life...... No, long live long live, long live, try to multiply a seventeen as soon as possible. Well, that's it. ”
Chen An was still smiling, he folded his palms and bent down happily and blessed again, and then said loudly.
"Then I wish you all a good time, I'll run first!"
The moment the words landed, Chen An, who was desperately trying to die, slyed away with teleportation.
Nonsense, don't slip away, stay and find death!
Purple: "Ah! Yikes! ”
The murderous aura is rampant, and the black qi is soaring! For a while, the brilliance of the full moon was dispelled by the killing intent.
Misty and the others were already hugging in fear.
"It's scary, it's scary......"
"Chen! Quiet! ……”
These two words popped out of Purple's mouth one by one, and in the distressed gaze of Yuyuko and Rumia, Purple smashed the cake to the ground and smashed it to pieces, and there were countless twisted gaps behind her.
The purple face was hideous, and he roared hysterically to the sky.
"Chen An! I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you!!! ”
"I'll stab you too."
This is Irin who has been darkened after being molested.
"I'll mend it."
This is Pache who is both persecuted and molested and decides to rebel.
"I'll leave the task of beating him up before he dies."
This is the heavenly demon who joins in the fun and takes the opportunity to take revenge.
"I'll break the corpses into thousands of pieces."
This is Remy, who is despised and has no chest and no majesty.
"We're here to destroy the corpses."
This is Marisa and Emperor who are not harming people but are being yin and gnashing their teeth.
"I'll be in charge of crushing his bones and crushing his bones and scattering ashes."
This is a reimu that is also molested and despised and angry.
"Add me too, kill him and let him be my cook."
This is Yuyuko who drools with beautiful dreams.
So then, with various purposes, the eight people who wanted to kill Chen An worked in pairs, and in the frightened appearance of the little guys, they arrested people everywhere in the Red Devil Pavilion.
"Hey, Chen An. Don't hide, everyone is gone, come out quickly. ”
After the purple and their gang rushed into the Red Devil Pavilion in a murderous manner, Alice kicked the table next to her angrily.
actually provoked so many people, this guy who is not afraid of death.
In the surprised eyes of Lumia and the little guys and Meiling, Chen An, who should have run to hide a long time ago, suddenly stuck his head out from under the table.
He probed around in a smug manner, observed it with some trepidation, and finally found that as Alice said, the purple and the others had all gone to the Red Devil Pavilion to arrest him.
After discovering this, Chen An then Shi Shiran came out from under the table, and even had his long messy hair tidied up.
"Wow, big (Ann)."
When Lumia and Fran saw Chen An, they immediately ran over and chattered about it.
"Master, are you alright? Remy, they were so scary! ”
"That's right, that's right, my sister is too cautious, and I'm so angry when Brother An is telling the truth."
Misuzu and the little devil looked at each other, but fortunately the eldest lady was not here, otherwise she would have cried.
Lumia also complained.
"And the annoying Marisa, it's clear that she's looking for trouble with her big brother, and she's embarrassed to be angry, and Lumia looks down on her!"
Nolu Ji and the Great Goblin nodded one after another.
"That's right, that's right."
Love and Hina also leaned over.,Hina said with concern.。
"Ann, are you alright? Why does Irin look so angry? ”
Chen An's voice was very small when he teased Yi Rin, and no one heard it except him and Yi Rin.
"Well, is Ann okay? Lian Lian also felt so terrible just now. ”
Lian Lian is also palpitating, with her sensitivity, she knows how big Zi's resentment is just now, it's really terrible.
"Babble, babble!"
"Shanghai said, Lord Chen An, are you okay?"
These are the two little guys in Shanghai Penglai who are sitting on Chen An's shoulders.
"Hehe, Chen An, you still don't want to die as always."
Cui Xiang took a sip of wine, and threw the gourd to Chen An, only then did he wonder.
"If you do such a big death, aren't you afraid that Zi will get angry and kill you?"
"Afraid of what?"
Chen An took a sip of wine and looked indifferent.
"Kill me, I'll kill me, I'm just going to die anyway. Besides, it might be good to be dead, and it is also a matter of being verbosed by Mu Q and them every day. ”
"Chen An!" "Fellow!"
Fumiwen and Misuzu were furious.
What are these words?
"Big Brother ......"
"The host ......"
When a few little guys heard this, they also grabbed Chen An tightly, with teary eyes.
"Okay, I was wrong, I was wrong."
Under the pitiful attack of Lumia and the others, Chen An immediately surrendered, he explained.
"Don't worry, although Zi is careful, but she didn't kill me like that last time, so it will be okay this time, at most she will find a chance to yin a few times, and I will avoid her."
But in her heart, she thought: Hmph, last time she repented that she had made him unlucky for so long, how could she not find the field this time.
Anyway, to put it bluntly, it's revenge!
If you have revenge, you will not take revenge, and you are not a gentleman!
Misuzu is still a little worried.
"Really?"
"Of course."
Chen An swears.
"Like I said, my life is hard! Surely not to die, Alice. How did you find me? ”
In the end, Chen An couldn't help but ask.
It's strange that even Zi didn't notice that he was hiding under the table, how did Alice find out.
"Feeling."
Alice was succinct and to the point. In fact, it was the little finger that kept shaking, and she found out.
Only when Chen An was by his side would Alice's little finger shake uncontrollably.
"Really? Alice, your instincts are accurate. ”
Chen An praised it, but he was glad in his heart, fortunately Zi and the others didn't have this intuition, otherwise it would be miserable.
"Alright, alright, let's have a drink, if we wait for them to come back, we won't be able to drink."
Seeing that Lumia and Wenwen seemed to have something to say, Chen An hurriedly said, as soon as Zi and the others came back, he would have to run away.
Praise for the fragrance.
"Well said, drink and drink!"
There was nothing to say next, Chen An took the wine glass and toasted the glass.
In the process, Misuzu quietly found Yonglin.
She glanced at Chen An, who was happily drinking with Wenwen and them, and her attitude was a little restrained.
"Lord Yonglin, you're a doctor, aren't you?"
"That's right."
"Then do you know what's wrong with my fellow's body? Why do you have gray hair? ”
When Misuzu thought of more than half of the gray hair on Chen An's head, she felt that something was wrong.
Although Chen An has always talked about small things, she always feels that this is not a small matter, but a very serious matter.
Now I happen to meet a wonderful doctor, so I have to hurry up and ask.
Yonglin was silent for a while, and then shook his head apologetically,
"I'm sorry, I checked him and didn't find anything wrong, not only the gray hair, but I didn't even find out the cause of his deafness in his left ear."
"What!?"
Misuzu didn't react for a while, and when she did, she couldn't help but be shocked. Her eyes widened, and she said urgently.
"What do you say happened to the folk's ears?"
"I'm deaf."
Seeing Misuzu's fierce reaction, Yonglin frowned.
"Why, don't you know? According to Chen An last time, he has been deaf for some time. ”
"How is it possible, how is it possible ......"
Misuzu looked at Chen An, who was smiling happily, and couldn't believe it, why Chen An was deaf, she didn't know at all.
She gritted her teeth suddenly.
"No, I'll ask the fellow what's going on!"
Misuzu hadn't left but was pulled by Yonglin, she sighed slightly, it seems that Misuzu really doesn't know, it's her who lost her words.
"I advise you not to go, since you don't know, it's that Chen An doesn't want you to worry, so ...... In order to make Chen An not so embarrassed, you still pretend not to know. ”
Yonglin persuaded Misuzu, but looked at Chen An, who was holding Fulan and laughing with Kaguya, a little distracted.
At that time, in the bamboo forest, Chen An took care of Wenwen, and the scene suddenly recalled. She couldn't help but sigh.
Carrying everything by himself, what a stubborn man.
“…… I see. ”
Misuzu was stunned, and walked away alone and drank the stuffy wine.
Again, again. She couldn't do anything when Chen An almost died last time, why is it the same this time, she has to pretend not to know if she knows.
- It's so useless!
……
"White-haired dead turkey!"
"Ten thousand years of dead otaku!"
Chen An was still chatting happily with Hui Ye, but as soon as Mei Hong came over, Hui Ye left him and Mei Hong happily pinched up.
"Hey, hey, hey, how much enmity do you two have, just meet and quarrel, why don't you even quarrel with drinking?"
Chen An patted Fran's little head and asked her to accompany Lumia and the others to make trouble, and he bitterly persuaded the two noisy girls.
"It's a rare holiday banquet, so it's better to stop and have a drink or two together. Don't girls feel degrading when they quarrel? ”
"Girl?"
Kaguya raised his eyebrows and sneered.
"Is that white-haired dead turkey a woman? Savage, is it the wrong birth, right? ”
"Nani!? Do you want to fight Uncle Ben with this dead otaku girl! ”
The sister's red willow eyebrows were upside down, and Uncle Ben's fetish came out for a while.
She glanced left and right, but didn't notice that in addition to Cuixiang, the other Huiyin also had horns on her head because of the full moon, so she was evil and angry, and with a cruel laugh, she swung her fist at Kaguya's face.
"It's the full moon, and Huiyin is not here, I'll beat you up first!"
Kaguya was careless for a moment, and she almost missed a punch in the face, and she was furious.
"Dead turkey, haven't you heard of hitting someone without slapping your face!"
didn't hit anyone, Mei Hong smacked her lips with regret, and began to taunt.
"Do you have a face? Idiot! ”
Kaguya: "......"
Kaguya's forehead jumped, dodging Mei Hong's fist again, and as soon as he rolled up his sleeves, he fought with her.
Chen An originally wanted to go up to persuade him, but he happened to see an innocent monster who was hit in one eye by Meihong and Kaguya because he was walking slowly, and then flew out with a bang, so he decisively changed his mind.
Forget it, just let them fight, anyway, don't mess with him, and don't make a mistake.
Of course, Chen An must emphasize that he changed his mind at this time not because he was afraid of going up to persuade him to fight and being beaten, but fighting seemed to be the way Mei Hong and Kaguya communicated, so it was better not to look for a fight...... Ah, no. It's better to be troublemaker.
Uh-huh, that's it.
After finding a reason, Chen An stayed away from the battlefield.
Walked aside.,It happened to meet the first time I saw it today.,Purple Shikjin-Yakumo Blue.。
Chen An has always been familiar with himself, so he chatted with Lan.
"Yo, Blue Maiden. You're a purple Shikigami, you must be having a miserable time, right? ”
Blue: "......"
She chuckled dryly, not knowing how to answer the question.
Although sometimes she really wants to beat Zi up, and then throw her out of the bed to let her work hard, she doesn't dare to tell this kind of big truth.
Otherwise, it would have been miserable when it reached the ears of that dead old woman!
She skimmed over the question.
"Your Excellency Chen An, since you are a friend of Lord Zi, then just call me blue."
Chen An didn't know how polite he was, so he changed his words instantly.
"No problem, Blue."
I chatted with Lan casually again - mainly to talk bad about Zi, and by the way, to see if I could find out the little secret of Zi's invisible people.
It's a pity that I didn't hear the secret, but I accidentally talked to Lan too smoothly, and she was pulled and complained for half an hour.
What do you say about being lazy, being careful, voyeuristic, unwilling to do things and liking to find trouble for her, etc., etc.
Chen An'an understood that he originally wanted to inquire if those foxes were warm with their tails, but in the end, for the sake of purity, he still found an excuse and slipped away.
Chen An walked around the crowd again, but suddenly saw Meisuzu who was alone in the corner and seemed to be drinking alcohol.
He walked over and patted Misuzu on the shoulder.
"Hey, Misuzu. If you don't play with everyone, why are you hiding here alone? ”
Misuzu glanced at Chen An and drank a glass of wine bitterly.
"Fellow, do you think I'm useless?"
Chen An Daqi.
"Huh? What do you mean? Did something happen? Okay, how can you ask such a question? ”
"Nope."
Misuzu said this, sighing, and her expression became even more bitter.
"It's just that I feel this way all of a sudden. It's like you, fellow countryman, I can't help you every time you have something, it's really frustrating. ”
"Hey, what stupid are you talking about!"
Chen An smiled and put his arm on Misuzu's shoulders and hugged him hard.
"Don't say anything else, let's just say that things were good when we first met, and if it wasn't for your help at that time, how could I have stayed in the Red Devil Pavilion.
I'm very grateful for that alone. ”
Misuzu looked dejected.
"But I didn't contribute to that at all, and it was Sakuya who made the final decision.
And even if you don't have me, you may not be able to stay in the Red Devil Pavilion. ”
"Misuzu, you're not right today. You have always been generous and cheerful, why did you become so inkblot all of a sudden, and it is not okay to complain like this! ”
Chen An laughed, and didn't bother to talk to the tangled Misuzu, strangled Misuzu's neck hard, then grabbed a pot of wine on the table and poured it into her mouth.
"Don't talk nonsense, drink, and forget about it, understand?"
Misuzu was caught off guard and almost choked on.
Hurriedly breaking away from Chen An's hand, she pursed her lips and was very dissatisfied.
"Really, so rude."
Chen An shrugged his shoulders and just wanted to say something, but his face suddenly changed, and he hurriedly stuffed the wine jug into Misuzu's hand, turned around and ran away.
Misuzu felt a little inexplicable, but when she turned her head and looked at it, she understood what was going on.
It turned out that the purple ones were back.
The purple women who returned in vain came back dejectedly, originally planning to drink some stuffy wine, and then continue to go to the Red Devil Pavilion to arrest people, but they accidentally learned from the mouths of others that Chen An had been hiding here before and had not gone anywhere.
They almost lost their breath and crooked their noses.
Bastard, they're looking for half dead, that bastard is actually drinking here leisurely, he's angry!
Without saying a word, there was another burst of chickens and dogs.
Of course, this has nothing to do with Chen An, because he is witty and has already hid in the Red Devil Pavilion.
It's not good to fight, but when it comes to the skills of sneaking people to protect themselves, he's already full!
……