Section 04, I haven't chased girls.

Ye Yi began to walk around the yard, occasionally knocking here and stomping there. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info In the end, he also returned to the ancient locust tree, raised his head and looked up at the locust tree, and asked: "Lao Tzu said, things are old and demonic, do you think this old tree will become a refinement?" ”

I said, "Probably not, my talisman sachet didn't respond at all." ”

Ye Yiyi: "Spirits are different from spirits, they are not things in the same system at all, spirits do not show their shape, they do not release their own breath, they are just dead things, and it is impossible to judge whether they are essences or not." If you guess into sperm, the best thing to do is to cut the carrier! Any youkai will use the aura of heaven and earth to conceive its own physical body. As long as there is flesh, cut the epidermis, and blood will flow out. ”

Ye Yi said, pulled out a wallpaper knife from his treasure bag, and cut it along the bark of the ancient locust tree. In the moonlight, the bark and leaves opened a short opening. Ye Yi and I both stared at that mouth nervously, what I was thinking about was bleeding, so I found the reason!

Unfortunately, there is nothing unusual about this ancient locust tree.

I said in a pitiful tone, "Not really." ”

Ye Yi frowned and said, "Where did this fragrance come from?" ”

I said, "Could it be that we can't smell it?" ”

"What do you mean?" Ye Yi asked.

I speculated to myself: "Do you think only girls can smell the scent?" ”

Girl smells scented?

Ye Yi frowned and thought for a while, and said, "It's not right, when we came over today, Old Man Liu and his wife were fine." ”

I said, "Maybe that's the relationship between the two of them who don't live here at night?" ”

Ye nodded and said, "It also makes sense, why don't you sign the contract tomorrow and bring one of them over to test it?" ”

I said, "That's a bad idea. But there is no other way. ”

Ye Yiyi: "That's it, our own people will definitely not work, we will pay to invite one." to clean up. Go to a housekeeping company and ask a few to do housekeeping. ”

I said, "Just ask for one, if something really happens, you can't stop it." ”

Ye Yiyi: "Okay, I really can't see anything strange today." Totally normal house. Tomorrow, we will invite someone from the housekeeping company to clean up, and if it is really okay during the day, we will go around and inquire. Anyway, this house is ours, and it doesn't matter if you ask around. ”

I nodded and said, "Okay, let's do it." Immediately, I smiled wryly and said, "There's a problem." ”

Ye Yi asked, "What's the matter?" ”

I said, "Senior Sister Wen Yi fainted. How do I get back? ”

Ye Yiyi: "I'll send you back, and I'll let your senior sister come and get the car with us tomorrow." ”

All I could do was nod and say yes.

On the way back, I kept wondering why only women could smell the scent, and why they would act so strangely when they smelled it. There were three beautiful women sitting in the back seats. Two of them I know, naturally Sister Wen Yi and Gao Nier, and one I don't know, but I am very curious about her clothes. This girl looks very delicate, with thin lips, a towering nose bridge, a little hook on the tip of the nose, and very appropriate placement of facial features, which makes people feel very comfortable at first glance. Secondly, I think this girl is very beautiful. Of course, if you don't count the green black on your forehead, it is probably a souvenir that the unlucky child knocked out by hitting the wall.

What I was curious about was that the clothes that the girl was wearing were national costumes, the most distinctive of which was the blue and black cloth all over her body, silver jewelry on her head, and some hanging from her neck and wrists. It looks heavy. I asked Ye Yi curiously, "Who is that girl?" ”

Ye Yiyi: "Her name is Miao Yiyi, and she is the contemporary Gu Po of Lingnan Miao Village and the successor of Grandma Gao." "Roar! Miao Yiyi's decisive vest is Xiao Qi, the administrator of the group! Oh yes, pseudo-! But this is not a pseudo-mother! After being disgusted for a while, please think of Yiyi as a normal and pure girl in the novel. In fact, I wanted to call Miao Qiqi, but I felt that it was too close to Qiqi in the book of the Secret History of Martial Arts, so I decisively turned into clothes. Xiao Qi, you are a sufferer! 】

I was startled for a moment and asked, "Gu Po?" Is it that kind of legendary Gu? ”

Ye Yiyi: "Yes, the people in Miao Village are very mysterious, even if I have known Grandma Gao for so many years, I don't know what their Gu is, the only advantage is that as long as it is not a few very advanced Gu, other Gu solving methods Grandma Gao has taught me." ”

I was curious and asked, "I remember that there was always that kind of love trick for men on TV, is this a high-end product?" ”

Ye Yiyi: "The love Gu itself is not advanced, what is advanced is the method of matching." Gu is such a thing, according to them, it is ever-changing, a person has different ways of raising Gu, and the effect is also different, and the solution is generally similar. Only the love Gu is unsolvable. ”

Yes?

I said, "Who is going to be sick with that thing for the rest of their lives?" ”

Ye Yi smiled and said, "Why should you be so easy?" The woman of Miao Village, a person can only raise a love Gu once in a lifetime, and this love Gu must be when the two are happy to succeed. The appearance of love Gu is only because the man has gone from the beginning of the mountain alliance and the sea oath to the abandonment of the wife of the dregs. But Miao Nu always starts from the beginning. This is the appearance of the love Gu, you feel wronged by the Gu, but you don't know the hard work that the Miao girl has paid to raise the love Gu. ”

I smiled and said, "Ye Yi, do you feel like you're speaking for a woman?" ”

Ye Yiyi: "I'm speaking for a sense of responsibility, if we old men know how to start from the beginning, there won't be these things to hurt those Miao girls." Don't you know, Miao Nu raises a love Gu, and she has to start refining Gu at the age of 14, and she has to feed it with her own blood every half a month until she is 18 years old. During this period, you can't leave it behind. When you find someone who is happy with each other, you still need the man's consent before you can make love for him, which is the pain of childbirth. I've also heard that I haven't seen it specifically, but I know that once the love Gu is planted, and Miao Nu launches the love Gu, the two of them must die together. It's true living and dying together. If you love it for a lifetime, this thing is useless at all. If you betray, it doesn't matter, it's good to get together and disperse, it's naturally fine, if you cheat behind your back, you can't rely on others if you die. ”

I swallowed my saliva and said with a smile: "I am determined not to look for Miao Nu." It's horrible. ”

Ye Yiyi: "If you want to find someone, you may not be able to look at you." In the hearts of the orthodox Miao women who can cultivate love Gu, a man is a strong man who can go up the mountain to chase bears and tigers, and has a strong physique like a mandrill. You have eight taels of meat on your body, and half a pound of fat. ”

I said, "You're not much better than me." ”

[Qingming Festival, talk about the importance of tomb sweeping] 1. Procedures for tomb sweeping: trimming the cemetery - incense - meat - toasting - worship - farewell with cannons. 2. Who is not suitable for tomb sweeping: pregnant women, women who come to menstruation, children under 7 years old, people with weak yang qi, patients with other major diseases, etc. 3. If the deceased is a junior, the seniors need to bring their relatives and friends of the same generation as the deceased to visit the grave. (Now many young people don't know about it anymore, let's learn!) )

The first trick of the fat man group has been born! He is...... Well, in the book, she should be Miao Yiyi!! The prototype is the little handsome guy Xiao Qi in the group. Oh ha, the fat man laughed evilly, laughed evilly, if you ask anyone in the world who doesn't know you, dare to ask if you dare to know your mother? Xiao Qi, you are from it. If you have seen it, please vote, please collect it when you pass by, and leave a message that is okay.