Section 04, I haven't chased girls!
I reached out to pat my mom on the back and smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I'm sick." Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info Don't you think I'm in a wheelchair? I'll figure it out myself. You're worried, it's not early, Mom, are you resting earlier? ”
My mother smiled and said to me, "You kid, why are you so disobedient?" Mom told you that Mom will go back tomorrow. ”
I remembered what Ye Yi said, and hurriedly said, "By the way, Mom, I'll tell you something." ”
The mother said, "Wen Yi's? ”
I said, "It has something to do with her, you listen to me." ”
The mother was about to stand up, and sat back on the sofa: "You say." ”
I said, "That's right, Ye Yi plans to take us to Lingnan Miao Village for a trip in a few days." Bring you, bring Sister Wen Yi, and bring Gao Nier. The five of us went in a group for a few days. So, don't leave for a few days. ”
My mother gave me a blank look and said, "You kid, you're stupid again, aren't you?" Why do you young people go out and take a bad old lady like me? I'm not going, I'm going back to playing mahjong. Besides, our Bodhisattva and I need a pillar of fragrance every morning and evening, this can't be broken. ”
I took my mother's hand and said, "Mom, the Buddha won't blame you for a few days less." Besides, there is Gao Nier's grandmother in the Miao Village where you go, so you should go out for a walk. I haven't been out for so many years. Okay? Just listen to me once? ”
Mother suddenly smiled slyly and said, "In this way, Mom will negotiate a condition with you, and if you agree." I'll go with you. ”
I didn't notice my mother's sly smile, so I nodded and said, "Okay, you say." What I can do is sure you're always satisfied. ”
Mother said: "Mom didn't say that you should find a girlfriend, but when you go out on a trip, you have to chase Wen Yi's child once." It's done, mom is happy. If you don't become a mother, you will recognize her as your goddaughter. Let you find another one. ”
I was suffering from this face at that time, this is a set! That's what my mother was going to do to get me into the trap like this. I'm so stupid, why did I say yes so easily? However, I was not willing to let my mother really excuse me not to go. Turning my head to look at the door of Senior Sister Wen Yi's room, I gritted my teeth, isn't it just death? What's the point of letting Senior Sister Wen Yi beat me up if I don't succeed? I don't believe that Senior Sister Wen Yi is willing to poison me, a disabled person.
So, I nodded and said, "Okay, that's it!" ”
My mother stood up, held my cheeks with both hands, and said with a smile, "This is my good son." Mom went to bed, and you went to bed early. ”
Back in my room, I got up from my wheelchair and walked a few steps on the floor to find that my lumbar spine and legs didn't hurt that much. Trying that it should be more fine in a few days, I ran to wash myself. Then he threw himself on the bed, crossed his hands under the back of his head, and stared at the ceiling.
But in my heart, I turned the river and the sea, do you really want to follow my mother and chase Sister Wen Yi once?
However, I haven't chased a girl! I don't understand it at all! The so-called love experience on the Internet is not very credible. I flipped out my phone and looked at the time, it was almost 12 o'clock, I think Ye Yi shouldn't have slept at this time. So, I thought about giving him a call and seeing if he could give me an idea.
"Ye Yi, something is wrong with me here." I said after the phone was connected.
Ye Yi asked, "What's wrong?" ”
I said, "Mom, force me to chase Sister Wenyi." Is there anything you can do? ”
I heard a pop on that face, and then Ye Yi's coughing voice came, and he smiled on the other side: "Haha, haha, Yang Guang, how did you agree to such a request?" ”
I said, "I'm stupid." First of all, do you have a solution? ”
Ye Yi said: "Yes, there is an IOU, I'll help you get it." ”
I said, "You've lost your money." If you don't have money, if you have an idea, you can hurry up, and if you don't have an idea, I'll go by myself. ”
Ye Yiyi: "Actually, you found the wrong person. ”
I said, "Finding the wrong person?" I said, you're a few years older than me, don't tell me you're not in a relationship. ”
Ye Yi said: "You really said it, I really haven't been in love." ”
I said, "No, you're either from a bar or a bathhouse, and you must be a veteran of flowers." ”
Ye Yiyi: "I'm solving my personal physiological needs, that's not called love." ”
I said, "What about Gaunie?" Don't tell me you don't like her. I can see that. ”
Ye Yiyi: "Can you see that?" Okay, then I'll tell you, I can also see that your senior sister likes you. You can confess to her tomorrow. ”
I said angrily: "Ye Yi, you are too lacking in virtue. If you have the ability, you should confess to Gao Nier first. I'll go when it's done. ”
Ye Yi smiled and said, "Don't provoke me, I'm not the same as you." ”
I reacted all at once, isn't it different? Gao Nier on that side is pursuing Ye Yi, as long as Ye Yi agrees, it will be a matter of course. But I'm different here, I don't know what Senior Sister Wen Yi thinks, and I think I'm starting to like her. Really, really, really, really, tmd tangled.
"Forget it, when I'm fine. What time will you pick me up tomorrow morning? I asked Ye Yi depressedly.
Ye Yiyi: "About eight o'clock." Go early and come back early. Let's go to Miao Village early. ”
I said, "Okay, then go to sleep." See you tomorrow. ”
After speaking, I hung up the phone, exhaled deeply, and then said to myself: "Don't worry about this, I'll talk about it when I get to Miao Village." Sleep, sleep. "My mind was full of these strange things, and I didn't know what time I actually fell asleep.
The next morning, when I was sleeping comfortably, I felt that my nose was itchy and itchy, so I scratched it with my hand, and it was gone! I'll come back in a minute. I have a problem with sleeping, and when I sleep comfortably, I will lose my temper when I am woken up. This nose was always so uncomfortable, and I was also in a daze of sleep, so I slapped it with my hand.
Syllable!!
Oops, I woke myself up. It was sore and sore, and before I could open my eyes, I heard a giggle and a crisp voice lingering in my ears: "Xiao Yangyang is so cute, get up, the sun is drying your buttocks." ”
I opened my eyes and smiled bitterly: "Senior sister, I am sleeping comfortably, can you spare me?" Let me get some sleep. As I spoke, I grabbed my quilt and tried to cover my head in it.
Senior Sister Wen Yi grabbed my quilt and said, "Get up, it's half past seven." Aunt Yang made breakfast. ”
I suddenly asked, "How did you get in?" ”
Senior Sister Wen Yi said: "You didn't close the door yesterday, don't you know?" ”
I frowned and said, "I remember I was closed." ”
"Get up, get up!" Senior Sister Wen Yi patted my stomach violently: "After a while, Ye Yi said that he wanted to come over." ”
I got up in pain and asked, "How do you know?" ”
Senior Sister Wen Yi smiled back and said, "Sister Nier told me." ”
I fell backwards and shouted, "Kill me, O God." ”
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