"Do you know how annoying that person is?"

"Do you know what he said when the forbidden master sent me home?"

"He actually said that the neighborhood I live in is in tatters!"

"Him! Reside! Correct! Say! I! Live! Target! Small! District! Break! Break! Rotten! Rotten! No! Yes! Endure! ”

"He said that he hated me for fried chicken, and said that I was the most hated artist in China, and there was no one! Just because Nima is the junior in the game! ”

"I don't have three him!"

"Oh no, I'm not a junior!"

"Although he has a good voice, people really hate fried chicken!"

"No, no, he's not singing. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"I'm by him!"

"(╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻I really want to take your sister to paste his face, ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Xuan Qingci smiled very unkindly when he saw this sentence "Paste his face", and then opened the microphone even more unkindly: "Niangniang, you are a handicap." ”

……

Xiao Liangjing couldn't speak.

So crooked is very quiet.

After a while, Xuan Qingci's private chat began to sound "dingding".

Xuan Qing said: "At the beginning, you were said to be a junior by 818, and you were also skinned, but I didn't see you so angry, but I just said that the community you live in is very shabby, why are you so angry?" As for the juniors...... Are there fewer people who hate you because of this matter? Be sensible. ”

"Because I hate him!"

"Niangniang, did you fail in primary school Chinese? Or is it taught by a PE teacher? Don't answer the question. Xuan Qingci was very helpless, and then he said helplessly, "Actually, the community you live in is indeed very ......."

"╭(╯^╰)╮I'm not happy anyway."

"Play games at night, I'll take you to have fun." Xuan Qingci burst out laughing, "Tonight, the uncle will take you to Daming Palace for a walk and open your eyes." ”

"(′⊙ω⊙') Qingci, I think you have a pair of wings on your back."

"Big."

"It's going to glow."

"But, do you think I can go to Daming Palace?"

Even through the computer, Xuan Qingci still felt the overwhelming ...... through the computer screen and Xiao Liangjing's typing Underdrawn.

"Of course you can't fight!"

"I'm going to take you to the dead body!" Xuan Qingci gritted his teeth and said, "So, the gem in your bag is not for you to take and offer, you have to lie down obediently, don't sell cute, and then put the gem, you know?" ”

"Okay! Eldest brother! No problem! Eldest brother! Do you hit? Eldest brother! ”

"I'll lie down with you."

Then Xuan Qingci saw Xiao Liangjing send a malicious expression no matter how she looked at it, thinking of her weird brain hole and brain replenishment ability, Xuan Qingci silently covered his face, thinking about it, he was also drunk, fifty-six degrees of red star two pot heads, drunk, he felt great.

"I've already contacted the group in advance, and the top five all-round group of this server."

"Five? What is that, a clump of five turtle shells on its head? The taste is a bit heavy. ”

“……”

"The tour starts at seven o'clock tonight."

"But it's only half past two."

"Although you are going to lie down on the corpse, however, I think it is very necessary for me to teach you, what is a box plugin, what is a team monitoring plugin, what is a macro assistant......" Xuan Qingci's voice became a little weaker every time he said a name, and this feeling of powerlessness to complain was too shameful.

"~~o(>_<)o~~ But why do you want to learn these things?"

"You always have to learn, learn how to deal with people in the game, learn to play something that you can do on your own." A faint sadness suddenly lingered between the lines, and Xuan Qingci said softly, "Niangniang, I can't follow you all the time, and you can't always know nothing, even if you can lie down all the time, wait until you have all your equipment, lie out a big iron and two hundred small irons, and make an orange martial arts, and then what?" ”

"I can summon a dragon."

I'm the next Olympics!

Next Olympics!

Profound!

Sure enough, it's Dandan's sorrow.

It's fucking up.

"In short, there is no reason, you must learn!"

Xiao Liangjing heard Xuan Qing's angry voice, and slowly typed an "oh" in the chat window.

"Sword three box is a plugin made by a fairly professional plug-in development team,It's a pretty practical and simple plug-in,It's quite powerful,Team framework,Wrap and organize,And chat assistants and the like are quite practical,I'll pass it to you,You put it in the game's installation package to run,A folder called interface will be generated under the game running directory,You can add other plug-ins in this......"

"Isn't that it?"

Seeing the words that Xiao Liangjing called, Xuan Qingci was a little surprised, "What? ”

Then Xiao Liangjing sent a picture.

This is......

"You know how to get plug-ins, why wait for me to say so much before telling me!"

"I just wanted to see if there was any difference between the plugin I installed myself following the tutorial on the web and what you said."

“……”

"(′⊙ω⊙') I also downloaded the moray eel plugin and the trading line plugin, and by the way, there is also a Xiaoxue reading strip beautification plugin, you see if my reading strip has become cute!"

"Qing Ci, the Ren family wants to give you loving milk~"

“……”

Xuan Qingci felt that Xiao Liangjing must have thrown the "important things" and the festival together outside the clouds, and said that "talking doesn't sell cuteness, typing doesn't sell cuteness"? It's all a lie!

"Fan, fan~The little fan adds milk to the Qing Ci~"

"Qing Ci, I received the milk of the Ren family~ I am a member of the Ren family~"

"Stop typing."

"I hate it~ Don't chase the Ren family~ Save me with resignation~"

"Stop typing!"

"You're not going to end well! Ren family, Ren family to die! The death of the Ren family is for you to see! You're all shameless! The death of the Ren family makes you happy! You are so vicious! The Ren family is going to die! ”

"You! Close! Mouth! ”

Xuan Qingci finally couldn't bear to roar in the crooked channel: "You are not benevolent!" You forced the Ren family to see that you maliciously typed and sold cute! You're not Ren! The Ren family is going to be by you! The Ren family asked you not to type and sell cuteness, and you still ignore the Ren family! The Ren family is going to fluctuate! You're so shameless! ”

Xiao Liangjing was "popping" and typing the next lyrics of "Mrs. Helper" into the chat box, hearing Xuan Qingci pinching her throat and questioning herself sentence by sentence like Mrs. Gangmaster, the water in her mouth sprayed on the display screen with a "poof", she hurriedly took out a few tissues to wipe the display screen, and then silently gave thirty-two likes to Mrs. Helper.

Excellent.

Xuan Qingci finally reluctantly spoke again: "Niangniang, do you have to maliciously sell cuteness?" ”

"No, it's just funny to see you annoyed and angry, and the helper's wife is not cute, just teasing you, don't be angry."

"What do you think...... Did you have fun playing me? ”

Xuan Qingci's voice was a little lonely.

His mood was not much better than his voice, looking at the chat window showing that the other party was typing, he suddenly didn't have the heart to look at it anymore, he retreated crookedly, and was about to close the chat window, Xiao Liangjing sent a sentence.

"You look like you're so angry that you're angry, much like my master."

Kira?

Xuan Qingci knew that Xiao Liangjing was 818 because there was a ** between her and her master, which made the master jealous, although after knowing Xiao Liangjing's true identity, he never believed in the authenticity of that 818, but he also didn't think about what kind of emotions she had with Qi Luosheng.

Is it really just a master and apprentice?

Is there really no emotion beyond master and apprentice?

What's going on with Xiao Liangjing's sour tone of typing?

Xuan Qingci typed a line of words: "What kind of person is he?" ”

"He, a person with a very bad temper, a person who is easy to blow up, is an arrogant person, usually angry with me, he is the same as you, he also plays with five poisons, all kinds of enchanting, he doesn't like to play copies, he feels that he wastes time and is easy to get angry, but he is really good at fighting, it's only August now, the new version has been open for two months, and he has made orange martial arts and can't fight the treasure, but he has already planted a statue at the gate of the main city."

"When I first started playing games, I didn't know anything, I didn't know anything, I didn't know anything when I was leveled up, and then he picked me up and taught me a lot, although what he taught me was about how to make a PVP foot show with a chest and a milk, but he was really a very good person."

"I've always wanted to sink the purple smoke out, so that when I fight with him, even if I don't have the means, I still have equipment to rely on, but I didn't expect the world to be impermanent."

"Actually, he really taught me a lot of things, I know a lot of things, I'm not a novice at all, but sometimes I feel that teasing you is like going back to the way I was with Master at that time, and I can't help but make you blow up."

"His face is the same as your face, but he likes to wear a red palace piece with white hair, after leaving the Daming Palace, he has always wanted the Daming Palace's piece rubbing, but he doesn't know how to type, said that when the Daming Palace is all passed, he will go to the corpse to get the pieces, and he wants to collect the four sets of ...... on the heavens."

Xuan Qingci saw Xiao Liangjing chattering endlessly and sent a large string of texts, and switched to the game to open his master-apprentice interface: Your apprentice: Draw Xiaoqian, level: level 90, offline time: 65 days, the group of apprentices in the friend list is quietly lying a gray-named flower that will never go online again.

"You were 818, but your master can't see anyone now, so you haven't been angry?"

"Of course not."

"Why?"

"Because I believe in him."

Xuan Qingci didn't reply for a long time, Xiao Liangjing stared at the screen a little lonely, she switched to the game, and saw her number standing next to Xuan Qingci's number like a stunted Sabi, and silently switched back to the chat channel, and then she went to the bathroom lonely.

After coming back, Xuan Qingci left a message: "Change to a group tonight, and the time will be changed to half past seven." ”

(⊙o⊙) Ah!?

Wrong.

Xiao Liangjing jumped up and typed: "(⊙o⊙) Ah!?" Why? ”

"The head of the regiment, his daughter-in-law, ran away with someone."

－_－|||

"Do you think I'm going to believe your excuse for being so retrieved? Don't fool me. ”

"Then how do you want me to fool you, I'll make up an excuse to your liking."

"→_→ you're still talking back to me!?"

"I've got something to go out for, I'll see you back, I'll be back by six o'clock. Hahaha ”

Then Xuan Qingci got out of the game.

Crooked is also offline.

Xiao Liangjing looked at the strange chat records between himself and Xuan Qingci, it seemed that something was wrong, was it...... Something is wrong...... How does it feel...... His role and Xuan Qingci's role have been reversed......

(╯"□′)╯(┻━┻What about the pit daddy!