"My special effects pendant is out of the next group again!"

"My brand is out of the next group again!"

"My God Ring is out of the next group again!"

"My pendant is out of the next group again!"

"My special effect weapon is out of the next regiment again!"

"My big iron is out of the next regiment again!"

Xiao Liangjing looked at the name of the crooked channel - the group next door. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

What a talent!

In the game,Xuan Qingci has not been online.,Crooked is only when she eats dinner and doesn't know where to lose a crooked channel number.,Wait for her to jump over after eating.,Found the name of the crooked channel.,Only then did I realize that this is the first all-round group of the server after the change that Xuan Qingci said.。

Crooked is hilarious.

"Mirror Mirror, what are you opening today?"

"Delicate, I'm fresh, call pineapple!"

"Let's go, take a stake, and watch me dump you on the street!"

"Miao, Miao, how many bosses are there today?"

"Ahhhh

"Ahh Now that the package is more expensive, the top five groups have also come out, and it's really good that you can call Qixiu and Wanhua, the two Bai Fumei professions, to package the group, report the ID to me I'm going to start the group boss. ”

"Boss Qixiu said that when he grows up, he will be watery."

"Hahahahahaha

"Will Shenxiu cry when he hears it, will he cry, will he cry hahahahahahaha

"Shenxiu must be very happy, and when she grows up, she starts to water."

"Boss Wanhua is called Painting Xiaoqian."

……

Xiao Liangjing felt that the crooked channel of joy suddenly became unusually quiet.

Xuan Qingci's secret chat jumped over unfamiliarly.

"Have you joined the group?"

There was no reply from the other side for a long time.

"Mother?"

"Where's you?"

"Can't you speak, can't you answer words?"

"Niangniang, you didn't type with your mouth before, Niangniang...... Empress?! ”

When Xuanqing was figuring out how to blow Xiao Liangjing out, Xiao Liangjing replied: "(^-^) V I joined the group." ”

"What were you doing?"

“(?? ω??)?? Oh, just now when you asked me if I joined the group, the members of that group added my friend to me, I think...... I've already hung up crookedly, and I may be able to join the group soon, so it doesn't seem right to tell you that I didn't join the group, but I really didn't join the group, so it's not right to say that I'm in the group. ”

Xuan Qingci intuitively felt that it would be very boring to continue asking, but he still couldn't help but type and ask, "So?" ”

“(?? ω??)?? So I waited until I really joined the group before I answered you! ”

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Xuan Qingci felt that he couldn't talk to Xiao Liangjing more.

Why don't you continue to ask?

Now that you've decided to be patient, why don't you stick to it?!

Knowing that a lot of her words are nonsense.

After reflection, he threw away an application to form a team.

A few seconds later, he entered the team, and the team channel swiped through—

"Welcome to Hua Xiaoqian to join the team of Linghua Glasses."

"Welcome to Hua Xiaoqian to join the team of Linghua Glasses."

"Welcome to Hua Xiaoqian to join the team of Linghua Glasses."

"Welcome to Hua Xiaoqian to join the team of Linghua Glasses."

"Welcome to Hua Xiaoqian to join the team of Linghua Glasses."

Xiao Liangjing keenly smelled the gossip in it.

"Qing Ci ~ Qing Ci ~ Who is Hua Xiaoqian? This isn't your trumpet, is it? Between painting Xiaoqian and the group next door, is there something inexplicable, unclear, entangled, entangled, lingering to the end of the world, where there is no grass, why bother to love a flower? ”

How boring is this woman, who can not only speak so many words, but also type so many words?

"Want to know?"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, want to know!"

"Keep up the good work."

Xiao Liangjing was a little confused: "What? ”

"Keep trying, if you work hard enough, you'll figure it out."

"Aren't you going to tell me directly?"

"Of course not."

……

I...... I ...... I'm ......

"Xuan Qingci, can I kill you?"

"Don't talk to handicaps."

Then the crookedness of Xuan Qingci darkened.

Ahh

It's getting dark!

If you cover your face, will you be discriminated against if you have a handicap?

The State stipulates that persons with disabilities enjoy all normal rights on an equal footing with normal persons.

The ideological and moral teachers of the primary school also taught us to be civilized, polite, and caring for the disadvantaged!

Boom, Xuan Qing excused you for bullying people.

She angrily cut to the crooked channel, her eyes swept around like a laser, and then she found a big yellow horse with the name of "A Chinese Ghost Story", and angrily threw over a private chat: "Qing Cici, I think we need to discuss life!" ”

"You always say I'm handicapped, I'm not happy!"

"Clear your words, call your resignation!"

"What about you?"

"Qingci, did you go to the bathroom?"

"Qingci, are you constipated?"

"Qingci, did you fall into the pit?"

"Qingci, is this just to make you look good?"

"Qingci, I know a very good old Chinese medicine doctor, especially good at blind massage, and the weight loss effect is super good."

"Qingci, don't leave me alone, I'm afraid."

"Qingci, I'm so scared that my fake breasts fell to the ground."

Crooked suddenly "stabbed" a few times, and then the voice of a heroic Northeast man came out: "Are you particularly brain-dead the person who was paralyzed just typing and brushing my screen?" What's your name? Little monster, I'm Ultraman, I'm going to give you raw monkey juice, do you know what monkey juice is? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu made you have monkey juice all over your body, and you still paste my face, and I will paste you with a face in minutes! What the hell is this clear word? Who just kept swiping my screen, causing me to cut out and see the crooked result gave me the whole death? ”

Xiao Liangjing quickly changed his crooked name to another one.

Life is full of unknowns, so it is especially profound and connotative.

A woman is more attractive if she has a secret.

The mysterious woman is the most charming.

So I still don't tell this big brother that I just talked secretly and swiped his screen.

I'm just that witty.

The crooked people seemed to be aroused by a few words from the Northeast Han, and the atmosphere began to gradually become active again, and after a while, Linghuajing handed over the head of the regiment to a monk called "Zhaoshi Lone Lamp" in the game.

Monk, scientific name Shaolin.

24=1 is called a master.

In the team is called the eye of the formation.

When he dies, he becomes a vulture donkey.

After he got the captain, he quickly threw Hua Xiaoqian and Xiao Liangjing to the fifth team, and then put a mark on everyone, Xiao Liangjing was very unhappy when she saw the mallet above her head, and she felt very happy after seeing the small scissors on the top of her head.

You whispered to [Draw Xiaoqian]: Qing Cici, there is a small pair of scissors on top of your head.

You are in the other party's blacklist, and you can't whisper.

……

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Xuan Qing resigned, you make a face!

[Team] [Zhaoshi Lone Lamp]: The bosses will trade the package money to me, the head of a team [Zhaoshi Lone Lamp], only the brand and ordinary weapons are 18W, and the special effect weapons are 25W, not all of them are returned, only one brand is half back, and the weapons are not returned, and a Boss in the gemstone pit is 5W, boss, do you want to put the gemstone?

I'm me, I'm me!

The gems in my package are already unbearable.

[Team] [When I grow up, I can be water]: [Hero Daming Palace Bingyin] [Hero Daming Palace Jihai] I want to put gems, I want to put these two gems.

[Team] [A big iron]: I rub ...... Qixiu is all white and beautiful, this is really true, Qixiu boss, do you still lack leg pendants?

[Team] [200 Little Iron]: Lingnan Fall, Shanlou Belt, there are really gems of these two equipment for sale, what did you just say about Da Tie? Are you going to be the leg pendant of the boss of Qixiu, have you asked me? Why don't you bring me along? Qixiu boss, do you mind hanging one and getting one free?

[Team] [Shine on the lonely lamp]: Of course, there are some gems for sale, a few days ago I saw that there are hanging in the trading house, the gems of the Shanlou belt are hanging 45W, and the gems of Lingnan Fall are more expensive, the price is 60W, they are sold, but can you afford it?

[Team] [A big iron]: #鄙视, can't afford it.

[Team] [200 small irons]: #鄙视, I can't afford it.

[Team] [Walnuts beat peanuts]: #鄙视, I can't afford it.

[Team] [Warm Delicate Flower]: #鄙视, I can't afford it.

[Team] [When I was a child, I was cute]: #鄙视, I could afford it, but no one sold it.

[Team] [When I grow up, I'm water]: #发呆, #发呆, why is your name so similar to mine?

[Team] [When I was a child, I was cute]: It's your name that looks like mine, Boss Qixiu, I've been playing for two years, how long have you been playing?

[Team] [Grow up to be watery]: Two weeks?

[Team] [When I was a child, I was cute]: So your name is like my name, not my name is like yours, understand?

[Team] [Rhombic glass]: Shenxiu, I don't understand.

[Team] [A big iron]: Shenxiu, I don't understand.

[Team] [200 Little Iron]: Shenxiu, I don't understand.

[Team] [Gentle Delicate Flower]: Shenxiu, I don't understand.

[Team] [Drunken Flower Yin]: Shenxiu, I don't understand.

[Team] [I was cute when I was a child]: You copy the party, you are simply ...... That's enough.

[Team] [When I grow up, I can be water]: Thank you Shenxiu for giving me this opportunity, I want the whole world to know that I am copying, there is no vanity under the fame, and the copying party is very fortunate to have you all the way. #可怜#可怜#可怜.

[Team] [Rhombic Glass]: Thank you Shenxiu for giving me this opportunity, I want the whole world to know that I am copying, there is no vanity under the fame, and the copying party is very fortunate to have you all the way. #可怜#可怜#可怜.

[Team] [Drunken Huayin]: Thank you Shenxiu for giving me this opportunity, I want the whole world to know that I am copying, there is no vanity under the fame, and the copying party is very fortunate to have you all the way. #可怜#可怜#可怜.

[Team] [Gentle Jiaohua]: Thank you Shenxiu for giving me this opportunity, I want the whole world to know that I am copying, there is no vanity under the fame, and the copying party is very fortunate to have you all the way. #可怜#可怜#可怜.

[Team] [Shine on the lonely lamp]: Thank you Shenxiu for giving me this opportunity, I want the whole world to know that I am copying, there is no vanity under the fame, and the copying party is very fortunate to have you all the way. #可怜#可怜#可怜.

Jing Yuxiu saw that his always old and respectful regiment commander, commander and helper followed the copy, and he was so frightened that he almost slipped off the chair of the hotel, he silently looked at the name of the boss of Qixiu in the group, what kind of painting style is this, it is not too magical.

Is your IQ offline?

Or is God's IQ already in arrears?

No, it must be that this Lolita show not only has not grown in its body, but also in its brain!

Definitely!