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It's a dark space. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
No light, no sound, no life, no ...... All in all, there was nothing but the vast silence and darkness.
I was suspended in the darkness and silent.
How many years is this? 10,000 years or 100 million years?
Oh, I don't remember exactly, since the last time I lost control and made a big mistake, I was expelled by the consciousness of the world until now, and time seems to me to have become a noun rather than a verb.
But it can't be helped, who let me destroy so many worlds out of control last time, and they are understandably angry.
Anyway, it's really lonely.
Touching my chin I sighed faintly, really, although I don't have a concept of time, but being thrown on this bird doesn't except for me even a ghost...... Wrong, it's really unbearable to be in a ghost place with nothing but darkness for so long.
Especially that feeling of loneliness is really annoying. If I hadn't been dormant from time to time, I think I'd have gone crazy a long time ago.
Light...... It lit up.
"Huh, what's the situation?"
I was a little surprised to see the light that suddenly appeared in the distance.
What are you kidding, except for the point that the world itself represents, not even I can make a little light in this hellish place.
And since I was thrown here after being banished by the world consciousness and classified as the least welcome representative, I have not seen a single light, not a single color!
Because they're all shut up from me.
Yo ho, so what's going on? I drifted over with deep curiosity.
A point.
A dot that radiates light in all directions.
Oh, I didn't expect it to be a world with a new world consciousness, so it's no wonder that it will shine with a scourge like me.
- Tsk, what a great discovery, because the formation of world consciousness is not a simple matter, and to be honest, it depends on luck.
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It is possible that a world of intelligent life is overcrowded and she will not be able to appear in the world consciousness for hundreds of millions of years, or it is possible that a world that is so desolate that there is nothing will appear in the world consciousness in two hundred years.
But what does it matter to me? Important thing: I can finally get out of this hellish place.
By the way, although a world is very large, its external existence outside the world is just a point, an infinitesimal point.
I still remember hearing the phrase in the first world of the first coming, one sand is one world, one flower is one heaven, and this is probably the case.
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Tsk, I have to say, that's really apt.
Still, even if I can't wait to get out of this bird place, I still have to make some preparations.
- It doesn't matter if the rest is in my personal space anyway, the main thing is to seal my own power.
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I'm afraid I'll end up this world if I'm not careful, and it will be miserable, and I don't want to go back to this hellish place.
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After wasting a lot of time, adding eighteen layers of various seals to his body finally sealed those restless destructive powers, although most of the creative power was also sealed because of this. But it doesn't matter, you can't just shoot when you come to that world anyway, otherwise it's easy to be kicked out or assimilated as an invading virus.
But it's not easy for the world to assimilate me, even if I want to. So as long as the strength is enough to save life.
However, out of a cautious heart, before descending on the world in front of me, I carefully checked the seal again, and found nothing missing, so I grabbed my hand at the point that represented the world.
The dazzling light shone through the darkness, the light diminished, and I disappeared here.
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As my eyes opened, I saw the soft sunshine, the green and vibrant earth, the colorful petals flying, the birds and beasts playing, and the wind singing...... That's weird!
Damn, there's no hair but the glare of the sun, it's all dry and cracked earth!
I looked around and wondered, I couldn't be wrong, right?
"Cut, forget it, go to other places to see, if it's still like this, don't blame the uncle."
Just as I was about to leave here to take a look elsewhere, a fresh breeze suddenly hung up, and I couldn't help but move my nose.
"Yo, what's that? It's smelly. β
I stopped, and looked in amazement in the direction the wind was coming from, and it turned out to be a flower.
The small pale yellow flowers were swaying in the wind, but it hadn't rained in a long time since the drought had made her look weak.
Interesting, this kind of environment can survive, and the vitality is quite strong.
I walked over and crouched down to look at the plant, which was still struggling in a desperate situation, with great interest.
"Oh, no wonder."
After watching it for a while, it dawned on me that I was already a little demon with a weak sense of self, no wonder I had such a strong will to survive.
"Hehe, little one, since I met you as soon as I came into this world, even if you were lucky."
I touched the petals of the flower and muttered to myself.
Anyway, I left from that ghost place, and the consciousness of this world is immature, so in order not to be misunderstood, I would like to stay here and wait for her to mature up.
Moreover, there is not much intelligent life on this planet, as for why do I know? It's intuition.
Also, I glanced to the side absently, shaking my head a little, what a simple guy.
In the end, since it's encountered, hehe, it's good to play with the monster.
So, with this evil thought in mind, I stayed in this place.
Every day, in addition to watering the flowers, it's boring to talk to her and tell stories, well, by the way, there are other people.
Hundreds of years have passed, and my appearance has not changed, but the environment around me has changed a lot.
First of all, the dry yellow earth has a color, which is the green that represents life.
Not only that, but tall trees also rose around the wooden house where I now live, creating a vast emerald forest. From time to time, the roar of wild beasts was heard.
There is also the flower, her appearance has also changed a lot, first of all, the body shape, the originally small and seemingly weak plant has become extremely huge, not to mention a few meters tall, and there is a huge flower bud on the top.
"It's almost time."
Looking at the bud that was about to open I muttered to myself, after waiting for so long it was finally going to become a demon, and I didn't know if it was a man or a woman.
I hope it's a woman, because the flower demon is a man, how wrong you think.
And so, another time passed, of course, not for long, but only two days.
I haven't been anywhere for the past two days, and I've been sitting quietly next to Yuxiang.
By the way, Kazami Yuka is what I got the name for this plant, because the wind smelled its fragrance and discovered it.
As for why it's not called Wind Smell? Please, how could someone with such good taste like me come up with such an ugly name!
Speaking of which, this name is also the main reason why I hope that the flower demon is a woman, mother, such a feminine name turns out to be a man, don't be too disgusting, okay?
Well, I've decided, if it's a man, it's not called Yuxiang, it's good to be stubborn when the wind is seen, and it's tenacious to be seen by the wind.
"Boom......"
Just as I was overjoyed that I had given the flower demon a new male name, the bud hanging from my head finally moved.
It shook slightly, making a soft noise. Then, slowly, slowly, the wrapped petals began to open layer by layer, piece by piece.
Half a salary, when all the petals opened, I was surprised to reveal the little girl who was shrunk inside.
Short green hair, tightly closed eyes, delicate facial features, and although there are no clothes on my body, they give me a sense of holiness.
The first birth of life is indeed the most sacred scene in the world.
However, I was a little surprised when I looked at the motionless little girl, sure enough, it was a woman, the name Kazami Yuka was really not wrong, the uncle was so prescient!
As for the previous wind and stubbornness? Hey, did the uncle take this tasteless name? Don't wronged anyone!
The girl did not have the so-called umbilical cord connected to the flower, but unconsciously shrunk her body into a ball as if an invisible force pushed her, making her float under the stamens of the flower.
Suddenly, the unconscious girl moved her eyelids slightly, and I seemed to feel something, so I gently spread my hand to her.
Noticing my movements, the plant began to slowly bend down and bring the flowers closer to the top of my head.
As the girl landed gently in my arms, the huge plant suddenly died and turned to ashes.
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I didn't feel anything when I looked at the plant that had turned into ashes and disappeared, although I had taken care of it for hundreds of years, but in fact, what I really took care of was the fragrance in my arms, that plant was just a part of the fragrance, and now that she had turned into a human, then that part was useless, so it was normal to disappear.
Just as I silently watched the ashes disappear with the wind, the fragrance in my arms had already opened my eyes, and she looked straight at the face of the man in front of me who had greeted her with all the care she had greeted her hundreds of years before, and still held her in her arms at this time, and the tender and soft voice came to my ears.
"Brother."
"Hey!"
I came back to my senses, and when I heard Youxiang's words, I immediately burst into laughter, just like this, my brother and uncle have not done it in vain for hundreds of years.
Although Yuxiang has just really become a monster today, my care for hundreds of years has not been done in vain, after all, she already has her own faint consciousness when she first met Yuxiang, so she also understands her care in her heart, to be honest, she is very grateful to me in her heart.
Because if she hadn't met me at the beginning, maybe she would have been sunburned to death, plus these hundreds of years of care......
So Yuka is very attached to my feelings.
This gives me a bit of a headache when I'm relieved, because ...... I can't stay with Yuka for long.
In fact, although the seal of my body is very tight, after all, the power of destruction is a part of my body, so the regular seal cannot be completely sealed, so this aura will often be unconsciously emitted.
And this is the reason why I can't be assimilated by the world, because if a world wants to assimilate something from other worlds, it must imprint its own breath on its body.
It's a pity that the power of destruction is too domineering, not to mention the breath of the world imprinted on my body, but just as soon as I get close, I will be wiped clean by its destruction.
Unless I seal up all the power of destruction, unfortunately, although it is not impossible, there are some troubles, and those world consciousnesses look at me like a virus, so I don't bother to stay in their world.
And although the aura of destruction that spreads from my body will not have any effect on the world for a while, because the world itself contains destruction, the aura of destruction that I exude is not the same as that of the world, but it will accumulate until it can threaten this world, and it will suddenly burst out, rather than being compatible with this world.
This is my experience. Painful experience!
Thinking of this, my heart is a little gloomy.
Cut! Forget it, don't think about these things that you don't have, it's better to get a dress for Yuxiang first, although it's a little bit, but after all, it's a girl, what does it look like to be naked!
Thinking of this, I no longer hesitated, and hurriedly conjured a red flower plaid dress for Yuka to put on.
"Hehe, it's beautiful."
Looking at Yuka wearing a skirt and happily spinning in circles, I thought a little proudly.
Because Yuka has turned into a humanoid youkai, and I've been here long enough, I didn't stay in one place like in the past, but wandered around this world with a little Yuka.
It was not surprising to me at the beginning, this world is still in an uncivilized state at this time, although I can meet some human beings from time to time, but not to mention modern civilization, even the ancient feudal society has not yet entered, they are just like beasts...... No, intelligent beasts generally survive in this world.
Time passes slowly, and I don't know how long it has passed, anyway, Yuxiang has grown from a small little to a slim beauty now.
The shy sunset on the horizon hid shyly on the horizon with a red face, and the starlight in the sky shone directly on the earth.
At this time, a vast green prairie.
I sat on the soft grass and quietly watched the stars in the sky, while Yuka, who grew up, pressed her head on my lap and closed her eyes and looked a little weak.
"Brother......," she muttered softly.
"Yuxiang."
I was a little lost as I touched Yuka's short green hair, because the aura from my body was finally starting to affect Yuka, which meant that the time of separation was coming.
Oh, although I was mentally prepared at the beginning, I was still a little reluctant in the end.
"Hey, why don't you come out and meet?"
I abruptly stopped stroking Yuka's hair and shouted into the air in front of me.
"......" no one answered.
"Hey, don't stop talking, I need your help now, just squeak at the love I told you so many stories in the first place!"
I didn't give up, I just spoke again. However, because I was afraid of making a noise, I didn't make a loud noise.
However, it didn't matter, even if it was whispering, she would hear it if she wanted to.
ββ¦β¦ How did you find out? β
Sure enough, as I spoke, a strange voice came from nowhere, straight into my head.
This is a cold voice without joy or sorrow, without love or hate, and at the same time it is impossible to distinguish between men and women.
"Cut, who do you think I am!"
I looked at the somewhat pale face of Youxiang on my legs seriously, but said casually: "I found out at the beginning, otherwise who do you think I told those stories to?" You can't understand the fragrance. β
ββ¦β¦ Thanks a lot. β
Silence is half-served, and the voice responds like this.
"Forget it, your attitude doesn't look like gratitude."
I complained, "You guys are all the same, obviously you are all women, but your voice is yin and yang, which is really uncomfortable to listen to." β
"Female?"
Unexpectedly, there was some confusion in the voice.
"Of course, but now is not the time to talk about this, do me a favor first, and I'll discuss it with you later when I have time."
As I spoke, I also touched the softer and paler face of Youxiang in distress.
"What's the matter?"
The voice didn't mean anything, but the tone was still hard.
I didn't care, the world consciousness was like this at the beginning, maybe it would be better in a few hundred or thousands of years.
"Help me clean up the traces of the world on me, it will be good for you!"
Despite the doubts, my tone was very affirmative.
After all, I entered this world without permission, and compared to this world, it is a foreign body, and the greater the impact, the greater the possibility of problems.
Therefore, in order to prevent such accidents, the world often cleans up foreign objects from time to time, and if it can't be removed, then it can only retreat to clean up the traces formed by foreign body activities.
Wipe out all memories and records, but the consequences of either effect will not disappear, but will be forgotten.
ββ¦β¦ Why. β
To my surprise, World Consciousness did not directly agree, but said coldly: "If this is the case, that girl will forget you."
"I know."
Although there was some surprise world consciousness, I didn't care, just said softly: "It's just that sometimes it's better to forget."
I don't know if I can meet her after I leave Yuxiang this time, but even if I meet her for hundreds of years, I don't dare to get close to her, otherwise it will be very troublesome, so forget about it.
Because...... It's unknown how long I'll be in this world!
"Understood." This time, the world consciousness didn't say anything, but just coldly agreed.
As soon as the words fell, an invisible force began to cross the world.
"Alright."
"Thank you."
It's a little faster, but it's normal, after all, this is the only planet where I'm active.
"Alas!"
I sighed deeply, reluctantly touched Yuxiang's face, and finally put my finger in the center of her forehead.
The white light flashed, and Yuka's face became rosy.
This is the effect of my use of the power of creation to neutralize the destructive power in Yuxiang's body.
But unfortunately, it can't really be removed, and it will have to take time to dissipate the root cause of the impact, otherwise I wouldn't have to leave.
"Goodbye, live well."
I kissed Yuxiang on the face as I spoke, and then gently placed her head on the grass with a white parasol underneath.
At that time, I used to give Yuka as a gift.
"Let's go, Uncle is finally relieved, haha!"
I stood up, as if to get rid of the parting sentimentality, and I exaggerated my stretch and laughed.
With my departure, I was left with the scent of a princess in my deep sleep.
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After another few hundred years, except for talking to Lianhua from time to time, I am silently wandering in this world alone.
By the way, it's not good to shout the world consciousness because I haven't called her, so I took the initiative to give her a name, Lianhua.
Although Lianhua didn't say it, I think she still likes the name.
"Help!"
On this day, I passed by a cliffside. Suddenly, I heard the girl's cry for help.
Tsk, you can't hear me wrong, right? I've been wandering for hundreds of years, and I haven't heard anyone else except Lianhua. Now someone is calling for help? I guess I stayed too long and heard the hallucination wrong.
Well, that's right. That's about it.
"Help, ahh!!hh
Just as I was about to leave, the cries for help rang out again.
β¦β¦ Damn, it's not an illusion, hurry up and take a look.
I hurried to the edge of the cliff, and saw a little girl hanging helplessly, her hands clutched at the edge of the cliff.
She has blonde hair, a dress surrounded by leaves, and a delicate little face full of horror.
"Hey, don't just watch, hurry up and save me!"
Seeing me poking my head out of the cliff, the little girl was overjoyed and hurriedly shouted.
Cut, you're welcome.
I pursed my lips and muttered a word, reaching out and pulling her up the cliff without thinking.
"Wow, saved."
As soon as I was pulled up from the cliff, the little girl hurriedly ran forward a few steps, and only patted her little chest far away from the cliff, and looked happy.
"Hey, what's your name?"
Fortunately, the little girl patted the dust on her body again before she wrinkled her cute little nose and said.
"Little one, didn't your adults tell you to give your own name when you ask someone else's name? It's rude. β
I'm a little dissatisfied.,Is this the attitude of asking people's names?,What an uncute little ghost.γ
"My lord? What's that? β
The little girl was a little confused, but she didn't care, she just patted her chest and said proudly: "Since you want to know my name, then I'll tell you, my name is Purple, Yakumo Purple, but it represents eternal freedom."
"Yakumo Murasaki? What a strange name. "I muttered a little when I heard her name.
"Nonsense!"
Xiao Zi was a little angry, she waved her little fist and said dissatisfiedly: "This is a name that I thought about for a long time to come up with, okay!"
"Hi Hi! It's good, it's good. β
I said perfunctorily.
"Hey! What kind of attitude do you have? β
Xiao Zi was even more angry, she puffed out her teeth and claws and said, "My name has been said, hurry up and say your name, otherwise it will be terrible for me to get angry."
"Well, my name...... It's called Chen An, that's right, it's called Chen An. β
I also said my name, but I was a little hesitant, I couldn't help it, I didn't use it for a long time, and I couldn't remember it clearly.
Although it's been a long time since I've been in this world, I really haven't used my name, Yuxiang has been calling my brother, Lianhua, that cold chick never needs to be called.
"Chen An? It's ugly. β
Although Xiao Zi thinks my name is good, in retaliation, I said that her name is strange, but she still has a look of contempt.
"Cut, it's not cute."
I muttered discontentedly, then patted my ass and turned around to leave.
It's true, the attitude of saving her is still so bad, let's leave, I am angry when I hear it.
"Hey~ Wait for me!"
Seeing the back of my departure, Xiao Zi was stunned and hurriedly chased after me, I was the first person she had seen since she was born.
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"Hey, little one, why are you following me?"
I turned to look at Xiao Zi, who had been following my butt, a little confused.
Why is this little devil not going to do his own thing and following my ass? Is it fun?
"Who, who said it. I'm just dropping along with you, don't think I'm grateful to you and afraid of someone coming after you. β
When Xiao Zi heard my question, she immediately stammered and explained.
"Oh, I see."
I laughed, it seems that this little guy is still quite cute.
"Come on, since we're on the way, let's go together."
I smiled and beckoned to Xiao Zi.
Xiao Zi looked at my movements and immediately turned her face, and then lingered in place for a while before coming over, she emphasized: "Hey, you asked me to come here, not me to come over."
"Yes, yes."
It's really cute.
Next, I partnered with Xiao Zi to hang out in this world.
Although there is a lotus flower, I think it is interesting to explore it on your own.
It's actually too boring.
"Yo, Xiaozi, do you have any dreams?"
Holding Xiao Zi, I looked at the sunset in the distant sky, and I was a little distracted.
"Dreams? What's that? β
Xiao Zi shrunk into my arms, looking confused.
"Dreams?"
I thought about it and explained simply: "It's just Xiaozi, what you want to do in your heart but haven't done it, this is probably a dream."
"Well, I don't think so."
Xiao Zi bit her lip and thought for a while, then said happily: "It's good to be with Brother An all the time."
ββ¦β¦ Is it? β
I was stunned, but I was a little silent, I wanted to do that too.
Unfortunately, no.
"Then Brother An, do you have any dreams?"
Now it was Xiao Zi's turn to ask, and she turned her face to look at me curiously.
"I'm ~ Well, I hope to find a place to settle down forever, and stop wandering around. It's a pity that an alien like me will be rejected wherever I am. Oh, it's hard to mix. β
I laughed at myself.
Yes, you can't really stop, even if you stay in one place for a hundred years, a thousand years, you still have to leave in the end.
"Hmm, really? Don't worry, as long as you work hard, you will definitely find it, if you can't find it, I'll make one for my brother. β
Looking at my somewhat gloomy face, Zi hurriedly swore with a package ticket.
"Haha, that's really thank you Xiaozi."
I doted on Xiao Zi's hair in my arms and laughed happily.
"Hee-hee."
Time flies, and soon, Xiaozi has grown up and become a beautiful girl.
"Now, brother, hurry up. These flowers are beautiful! β
Zi in the distance was happily picking flowers, and then she waved at me who was leaning against the trunk of the tree and watching her in a daze.
"It's coming, it's coming."
I lazily coped, but I was still leaning against the trunk of the tree and not moving.
What are you kidding, let me have a big man accompany her to pick flowers? I'm not going to do it!
"Hey, brother, why are you like this, didn't you say that you played with me, why did you look like you were dying!"
A twisted crack appeared in front of me, and Purple ran out of it, and she looked at me with a lot of disgust.
This is the power that Zi and I suddenly awakened when they were running around, and not only that, she can also manipulate the realm, that is a very powerful power, tsk, I really didn't expect that the little ghost head who was afraid of hanging on the cliff and shouting for help actually has such a strong ability, it's really amazing.
"Alright, alright, I'll just get up."
Hearing Purple's complaint, I reluctantly got up, really, we weren't playing that day? Why are you so excited?
"Hmm, the sun is so big today, brother, do you have anything you can do?"
Seeing that I got up honestly, Purple nodded with satisfaction and then looked at the scorching sun in the sky and became a little annoyed, it was really hot.
"That's ......"
I perked up and made a suggestion, "Why don't we go find a cooler place to sleep?" β
Stare at......
"Can't you? I think that's a pretty good idea~"
Stare at......
"Okay, okay, I guess there's another way, don't look at me like that."
I couldn't stand being stared at by Ziyou's resentful eyes, so I hurriedly asked for mercy.
"Hmph, count your acquaintances, hurry up and figure out a way."
When Purple heard my words, she snorted softly and became satisfied.
"Alas, I really miss the well-behaved little purple at the beginning."
I looked at the purple and sighed, although I was a little arrogant, but the purple when I was a child was very obedient, how can it be like now, alas! It was so indulgent at first.
While regretting my own loose education when I was a child, I took out a white umbrella from my personal space.
"Well, I'll give you this umbrella."
As I spoke, I handed the umbrella to Purple.
"It's beautiful, thank you, brother."
Purple hurriedly took it over, and she looked a little in love.
Then she complained a little, "Anyway, since you have such a beautiful umbrella, why didn't you take it out earlier, it's really stingy." β
Me: "......"
I'm going, really, I'm going to be scolded for giving gifts, and I didn't take it out if I knew it.
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"Zizi ......"
I leaned against a large tree, purple with my eyes closed in my arms, and around me was in the midst of a riot due to the disturbance of the aura of destruction.
This left the neighborhood littered with distorted gaps and cold, unforgiving scarlet eyes.
"Whew...... Purple can't stand it either. β
Looking at the gaps around me, I let out a long sigh of relief and was a little silent.
Eventually, Purple began to be affected by the aura of destruction.
"Well, forget it, just get used to it."
I comforted myself and said, "Yo, Lianhua, do me a favor."
ββ¦β¦ Or is it the same as last time? β
Unlike the weird voice that was not male or female for the first time, it was a crisp and beautiful female voice that answered me now. There were also some faint mood swings in the voice.
Hehe, it seems that what I taught Lianhua when I was wandering alone really had some effect.
"Hmm. Please. β
I responded gently.
"As you wish."
Like a faint fragrance, I also neutralized the adverse effects of the destructive aura in my body for Purple.
However, to my frustration, the gap around me still hasn't disappeared, cut, although I can teleport, but this gap has cut the space, I don't want to fall into the gap in time and space.
It is possible to erase these gaps with violence, but who told me not to do it easily. It's better to wait for Zi to wake up and flash.
"Who are you?" When Purple opened her eyes, she saw me bored with a straw pole in my mouth, so she asked.
"Oh, I'm just a passerby."
I turned my head away from Zi, but said, "Can I put these things away?"
ββ¦β¦ I see. β
Purple squinted at me for a moment before replying.
"Thank you and goodbye."
Sighing in my heart, I left silently.
"Wait a minute, can you tell me your name?"
Looking at me as I walked farther and farther, Zi suddenly shouted loudly.
ββ¦β¦β
I didn't answer, just waved my hand behind me and disappeared from Purple's sight.
Purple held the handle of the umbrella in her hand tightly and suddenly felt a little lost, and she always felt that something important had been lost.
"Now, Lianhua, let's clean it up once."
"Understood."
β¦β¦
"Boom la la ......"
A downpour came suddenly.
Ignoring my soaked clothes, I wandered boredly in the heavy rain.
I won't get sick anyway.
"Woo ......"
Faint but clear cries came to my ears from the rain.
Hey, what's the matter, how can anyone cry? Could it be that there are guys who are just as boring as me?
With deep curiosity, I followed the voice.
In the heavy rain, a beautiful girl squatted there and sobbed.
"Hey, little ghost, why are you squatting here crying alone?"
I looked at the girl crouching in the rain curtain and crying.
If you want to cry, you shouldn't cry here, it's really sick!
"You have to take care of it!"
The girl looked up at me and screamed evilly.
"Oh, it's really fierce, be careful that you can't marry in the future."
I was a little dissatisfied, and it was rare to kindly ask her what happened, but she was murdered, this chick is really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and she doesn't know the hearts of good people.
"Long-winded! Ahh β
The girl was a little angry, jumped up and bit me on the hand.
"It hurts, it hurts, stinky little ghost, why are you biting me! Hurry up and loosen your mouth! β
I was in pain, and hurriedly shook my hand vigorously to shake off the girl who was biting my hand and didn't let go.
"Whirl~~" shook the violent wind sound.
"If you don't bite, you won't shake, and let the nickname be nosy when you sleep. I'm going to kill you. Woo! β
The girl made a muffled sound and bit harder.
"Wow! Stinky little ghost looks at the trick! β
I couldn't shake it off, and I suddenly became angry, and as soon as I took the girl into my arms, I drilled her head with my other hand.
"Wow! Hurt! Let it go! β
The girl glared at me viciously with her eyes.
"You let go first!"
I glared back without showing any weakness.
"Zizi ......"
The eyes of both sides collided with fierce electric sparks in the rain curtain.
Finally, "together, in one breath." β
The girl and I said in unison.
Agreed, I counted, "3, 2, 1, loose." β
"Wow, you're foolish."
The girl let go of her mouth as promised, but my eyes flashed, and then I put my hands on the girl's head even harder.
"Hmph, tell you to bite me, don't you know that soldiers are not tired of cheating? Stupid little ghost,"
I said proudly, hehe, what a naΓ―ve little ghost.
"Uh......h Bullying. β
The girl was greatly frustrated.
β¦β¦
"Hey, stinking imp. What's your name? β
I looked at the girl who was hiding and looked at me with wary eyes from time to time, and asked casually.
"I won't tell you, scoundrel!"
Hearing my question, the girl suddenly turned her face in anger.
"Oh, since you don't say it, seeing that you love to bite people, I'll call you a puppy. Uh-huh, that's right. β
I thought it was very appropriate to say that, so I nodded to myself.
"Bastard, die!"
When she heard my words, the girl was furious, and her eyes burst into flames.
β¦β¦
"Anyway, Roy, aren't you going to grow one? How long have we known each other, why haven't you grown a centimeter taller, or are you so small? β
I was speechless as I took a measuring tape to measure Roy's height.
"Long-winded!"
Hearing my words, Roy chopped his feet and became a little angry.
"How do I know, I haven't changed at all since I became a human, what the hell is going on!"
Saying that, she was a little frustrated, why is this happening, she still wants to grow up, especially ...... She looked down at her flat breasts, and suddenly became even more depressed.
"Alright, alright, don't be discouraged, let me figure it out for you."
Seeing her depressed look, I touched her head comfortingly.
"Really!?"
Roy was overjoyed, and then jumped to his feet angrily: "Bastard! Didn't you say that you were not allowed to touch my head! β
"Cut, why are you so stingy?"
I pursed my lips and was a little dissatisfied, didn't I just say that it is not easy to grow taller when I am touched on the head? Why are you so serious?
"Long-winded! If I say no, I don't want to! β
"Hi hi. I promise not to touch it. β
I promised, touched Roy's head again, and swore promise.
Lowy: "......"
"Bite you, bastard!"
Roy was furious and took a bite.
β¦β¦
"Woo, it's so bitter~"
Drinking the thick herbs, Luo Yi's beautiful face was about to wrinkle into bitter melon, and she couldn't help but doubt: "This medicine really works?" You're not going to lie to me, are you? β
It's been more than half a year, why does she still feel that nothing has changed?
"How is it possible, do I look like the kind of person who talks big?"
Seeing Roy's suspicious look, I was a little dissatisfied, so I swore and promised: "Don't worry, you know, I have never told a lie in my life!"
"Huh!?"
Roy was even more skeptical, because she had learned a hard lesson once.
"Cut, what's your expression? Don't look down on people. Don't believe it, measure it now? β
Seeing that Roy was even more disbelieving when he heard my assurance, I was so angry that I pulled out the measuring stick that measured her height.
β¦β¦
"Hey, how's it going? Have I grown taller? β
Looking at my sluggish appearance, Roy had a bad premonition.
"Uh......"
I was a little speechless, and was silent for a while before nodding with difficulty under Roy's anxious gaze, "Growing taller, indeed growing taller." β
"Really!"
Loy was overjoyed, and she asked urgently, "And how much taller have I grown?" Is there 5 cm? β
"This, that...... No. β
I hesitated, and then spoke.
"Woo......"
Roy was a little disappointed, but still asked, "Is that 3 centimeters?"
"Uh...... Sorry, no. β
I scratched my face and skimmed it in embarrassment.
"Hey~"
Roy was even more frustrated, and continued to ask with some reluctance: "Then it should be 1 centimeter, right?"
"Woo, Woo ......"
I looked left and right, whistling, not daring to speak.
"Hey, what do you mean, hurry up, how much taller have I?"
Seeing that I didn't speak, Roy suddenly had a bad premonition.
"This ...... I don't think you know. β
Yo no Loy, I can only kindly remind.
"Say!"
"Na, that's what you said, don't be angry later."
For the sake of my own safety, I still cautiously reminded me.
"Say !! Quickly"
Roy's forehead was bruised, and he couldn't help but drink.
"Okay."
I shrugged my shoulders and held out a finger.
"You've grown so much taller."
"1 centimeter?"
ββ¦β¦ No, 1 micron. β
I was silent for a moment and spoke the brutal truth.
Lowy: "......"
Hearing my answer, two # words popped out of Roy's forehead, and he exploded instantly.
"Bastard! I'll bite you to death!! β
β¦β¦
"Trouble, Lianhua."
"Understood."
It was another rainy night, and I looked at Roy, who was sleeping quietly, and sighed, finally, should I go again?
Touching Roy's head, I stepped silently into the black rain.
β¦β¦
"Roar!"
In the distance, an injured white tiger was quietly **** a wound covered with blood, and suddenly she became vigilant, trying to struggle to get up but couldn't, she could only roar angrily at the man who came from nowhere.
"Oops, are you hurt? It's pathetic. β
Squatting beside her, I ignored the white tiger's angry roar and gently touched the bloody wound on the white tiger's body.
"Roar!"
As if sensing my kindness, the white tiger's roar softened.
As if thinking of something, I looked happy and said to the white tiger: "Hey, big cat, I'll cure you, you can be my pet."
"Roar?"
The white tiger tilted his head and looked at me suspiciously.
"Do you have any questions? No, it was decided as such. β
Although I saw the white tiger's puzzled look, I thought about it and decided to pretend that I didn't see it.
"Roar!"
As if sensing something, the white tiger shook his head and roared dissatisfiedly.
"The objection is invalid, so it is decided. You're my pet from now on! β
After saying that, regardless of the white tiger's evasion, I touched her head affectionately and clapped my hands to decide.
The white light flickered, and the wounds on the beast's body healed rapidly, and the mottled blood stains disappeared.
"But ......"
Wrapping my arms around the white tiger's neck, I touched my chin as she looked more and more dissatisfied, and suddenly became troubled.
"Since it's a pet, it should have a name, what kind of name should I give you?"
"There it is!"
Half paid, I slapped the white tiger's head and got an idea.
"Zi Rat, Ugly Cow, Yin Hu, since you are a tiger, you will be surnamed Yin in the future, as for what is it called...... I like stars, so I'll call them stars, but Yin Xing isn't very good, so I'll add another pill in the middle, that's right, you'll be called Yin Pill Star in the future. Haha, that's a good name. β
I looked smug.
"Roar!"
The white tiger who I named Inmaru Star turned his head with disdain.
My face darkened.
"It's tasteless!"
β¦β¦
So after that, there was another white tiger called Inmaru Star by my side.
Time flies, is it a year? Ten years or a hundred years? I don't know, I don't bother to know, I just know, it's time for Inmaru to leave my side.
Sunset.
"Hey, Ah Xing, how long has it been since we met? You've become a monster, so it's been a long time since you thought about it, so I'm really nostalgic. β
I touched the head of Yin Maru Xing pillowed on my lap and said with emotion, my face was faintly sad, because I knew that the time of separation was coming again.
"Ann ......"
Inmaru looked at me weakly with her eyes open, and she tried not to close her eyes, because she felt that if she did, she might never see me again.
Unfortunately, Inmararu's struggle was unsuccessful, and slowly, slowly, her mind went blank, and finally she closed her eyes and fell asleep.
"I'm glad I met, I'm glad to meet you."
Holding back my sadness, I gently kissed the girl on the forehead, and I don't know whether to say it to Inmaru or to myself, "Remember, even if you are alone, you must be happy."
β¦β¦
By the time Inmaru came to her senses again, she had completely forgotten everything about me in her mind, and only remembered her name, Inmaru Hoshi. But it seems that I have forgotten who is a very important person.
With deep doubts, Inmaru left the company.
β¦β¦
Once again, a long time began to pass, and human civilization began to flourish.
After wandering aimlessly, I finally came to a small remote village.
"Hey, little ghost, what's your name?"
Looking at the dirty little girl in front of me who was swallowing saliva on the food in my hand, I asked.
"Huo, Huo Qing'e."
Huo Qing'e swallowed her saliva as she smelled the aroma of food, since her father left her, she has been living a life of hunger and full meals in the past two years, if it weren't for the help of the well-wishers around her from time to time, she would probably have starved to death, even so, she has not eaten for three days now.
"Eat?"
Putting the food in front of the girl, I asked with a smile.
Huo Qing'e hesitated for a moment, feeling my kindness and being unable to resist the hunger in her stomach, she finally took the food in my hand and began to devour it.
"Are you alone?"
Looking at Huo Qing'e, who seemed to have not eaten for a long time, I was afraid that she would choke, so I gently patted her back and said thoughtfully.
"Well, my father doesn't want me anymore."
Swallowing the food, Huo Qing'e said in a flat tone, as if she was used to it.
But the wet marks on her face and her shaky shoulders betrayed her true thoughts.
"Really?"
I was silent for a while, pretending to be casual and said, "Hey, little ghost, I'm alone and homeless anyway, why don't we two make do with each other?"
ββ¦β¦β
Huo Qing'e was stunned for a moment, big tears kept flowing out of her eyes, and she nodded heavily.
"Hmm!"
β¦β¦
"Hey, Qing'e. Why do you keep reading these books, do you like them so much? β
I looked at the already slim girl sitting at the table and asked a little boredly.
"You've been reading these Taoist books since we first met, don't you get tired of reading them?"
Hey, I was a little surprised when I first saw these books, I really didn't expect that there is a so-called Tao in this world.
"No, it won't."
Huo Qing'e shook her head and said firmly, "Back then, my father just left me alone in order to become an immortal, and I must also become an immortal and then find him and ask him if it is really that important to become an immortal?" Why leave me alone. β
"Oh."
I am silent and do not speak.
Huo Qing'e glanced at me who was silent, but said in her heart: "And you, I will definitely live forever and then be with you forever, definitely!"
Because in the past seven or eight years, I haven't changed at all, and she has long known that I am an immortal.
β¦β¦
One day, in the morning.
"Ah, there's a guy at the door, come and help."
Huo Qing'e looked at the girl in tattered clothes lying in front of the door of her house and shouted at me who was cooking.
"Oh, let me see."
Hearing this, I walked over and first looked at the unconscious girl.
"It's nothing, it's just that I haven't eaten for too long and I'm hungry. Just wait for her to wake up and let her eat something. β
I examined the unconscious girl's body and found that she was only unconscious due to hunger, so I carried the girl who had fallen to the ground into the house and put her on the bed.
"That's good."
Huo Qing'e put her mind at ease, she looked at the girl on the bed as if she saw her self before she met me, she hesitated to say something but didn't speak.
I could see what she was thinking, so I tapped her on the shoulder.
"When she wakes up, let her stay if she agrees."
But I sighed in my heart, the human ability is not enough......
"Hmm!"
β¦β¦
"Hey, little one, what's your name? Why did you faint at the door of my house? β
Having fed the frail girl a bowl of porridge, I asked.
Although I knew that I was hungry and faint, I still had to ask why.
"Miyako Huanxiang, I'm a beggar, I haven't eaten in a long time."
The girl's timid way.
"Is that so? What a poor child. β
I touched Miyako Huanxiang's head with some pity, and said softly in Huo Qing'e's expectant gaze on the side.
"Since you're alone, how about we adopt you?"
"Huh? Well! I'll be obedient. β
Miyako Huanxiang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly nodded vigorously.
"Haha, what a cute kid."
I listened to Miyako's words and burst out laughing.
β¦β¦
It's the same again, because Huo Qing'e and Miyako Huanxiang have endured to the limit, and I finally left this remote village.
β¦β¦
I embarked on a never-ending journey again, and I heard such an interesting topic during the journey.
"Hey, did you hear that?"
"What?"
"There is an adult named Toyotoshi Miko in nearby Kyoto, and I heard that he is the reincarnation of a saint! It's amazing that a child born in a stable can see through facts that adults can't see through and give them the right guidance. β
Passers-by sighed in amazement.
"Wow, really?"
"Of course, I lied to you......"
The voice grew farther and farther away, but I was thoughtful.
Sage? Tsk, that's a big breath.
But...... It seemed interesting, and I smiled as I looked in the direction of Kyoto.
β¦β¦
"Now, little ghost, are you what people call a saint?"
Taking advantage of the darkness of the night, I infiltrated the house of a saint named Feng Cong'er Miko.
"Who are you?"
The girl asked flatly.
"Oh, isn't it a saint? I thought you knew everything. It's really disappointing. β
Cut, it's just an ordinary girl, is it really too much expectation?
Don't blame me, who let the saints I met at the beginning be better than the other, if they didn't count me, Uncle Ben would definitely have to be played to death by them.
ββ¦β¦β
Feng Cong'er Shenzi looked at me with a little disappointment, didn't be afraid, didn't shout, just watched me quietly and was silent.
"Hey, it's boring, I thought you would be scared."
Looking at the silent girl, I pouted a little boredly.
It's just as boring as the old men.
Although I was disappointed, because of the calmness of this so-called saint, I decided to stay in this place for a while, and by the way, I saw the peculiarities of this saint girl called Feng Cong'er Miko.
Cut, I won't admit that I stayed here because I couldn't stand the loneliness, Uncle Ben is not such a fragile person!
In this way, with the acquiescence of the Son of God, I stayed at her house.
Hehe, by the way, it's really nice to eat rice without doing anything!
β¦β¦
"Hey, Chen An. Introduce you to a friend. β
One day, Miko came to me with a gentle man with blond hair.
"Who?"
I was stunned, and looked at the man standing next to Miko with some surprise.
"Is it Miko your boyfriend? Tsk, what a surprise, I thought you wouldn't be able to find a man to marry in your life. β
Damn, my decision to stay is extremely bad when I think about it now, I didn't expect Miko to look quiet when he first met, and after getting acquainted, he became a violent temper, and he knew every day that he was angry with me, but fortunately I had a strong ability to run, otherwise I would definitely not see the sun today.
"It's a cloudy day, and if you weren't so bored and teasing her every day, she wouldn't beat you up."
As if sensing my thoughts, Lianhua's voice came out of nowhere.
Me: "......"
What are you kidding, don't tease her, what's the fun of my life!?
Ignoring Lianhua's complaints, I hurriedly wiped my hands and walked up to hold the man's hand and shook it vigorously, tears of excitement.
"Savior, savior! You're finally here, and I've been thinking about your arrival. Woo, you don't know the Son of God......"
Hey, that's not right. I was just about to complain to him about the domestic violence that Miko had inflicted on me, and suddenly it occurred to me that if I told the truth, would I scare away this rare guy who is not afraid of death?
No, no, I should still say good things and fool him into marrying the Son of God quickly, otherwise I will have to continue to live in the dark in the future.
That's it! Thinking of this, I hurriedly changed my conversation and praised Miko.
"Savior, let me tell you that Miko is a rare good girl, who can speak well (sharp-toothed and sharp-mouthed, to be exact), likes sports (I often chase me around when I abuse me), gentle and kind (idiots think so)...... If it weren't for your pleasing eyes, I would never have given the Son of God to you. β
"How? It's not easy to find a good girl like Miko, are you tempted, if you are tempted, act quickly, say quickly, when are you going to marry Miko? I promise not to stop you! β
All in all, in order to achieve my ulterior purposes, I boasted against my will to the Son of God. At the end of the day, I looked forward to it and couldn't wait to tell my true purpose.
Life Lotus: "......"
After saying that, I ignored the convulsive face of the life lotus, put my arm on his shoulder affectionately, and said ambiguously: "Not only don't stop it, but I can also open the back door for you, such as what Shenzi likes, what he hates, and even ......."
Life Lotus: "......"
When I said this, I pretended to look left and right, completely ignoring the god son who was dancing the corners of his eyebrows, and laughed at the life lotus: "Even, I can even tell you the three measurements of the god son, don't look at the chest of the god son looks flat, let me tell you, it was because she used a chest wrap cloth because she was troublesome, and the size was actually very ......."
"......, die! Syllable! β
Before I could finish my sentence, Miko slapped me in anger.
Minglian: "Heh, hehe......"
β¦β¦
Now that the true face of the Son of God has been exposed, I covered my head and began to complain to the Death Lotus.
"Destiny Lotus, huh? I tell you, you must be careful of Miko's domestic violence in the future, don't look at her outside and amiable, but she is a fierce woman. β
"Hehe, I've said it all, it's just friends."
The corners of Minglian's mouth twitched, and she smiled dryly.
"Oh, it's a pity, I thought this tigress was married."
I was a little disappointed and a little unhappy.
Cut, what a waste of my acting skills.
"Smack! Die 10,000 times! β
Miko went berserk again.
β¦β¦
"Yo, Miko, what are you doing here?"
I looked at Miko who was busy with a carving knife and a wooden block, and I was a little curious.
Is this something being done? It's been a few days since this was done, how...... Wooden blocks are still wooden blocks.
"Make a mask."
Miko replied, but he was holding a carving knife in his hand, and his face looked helpless.
Damn, if she was asked to write, she could write flowers, and she could make a mask...... She doesn't know how to carpenter.
"Fool, that's not how you take a carving knife. Let me teach you. β
With that, I pouted and walked over, holding Miko's hand in a stunned expression.
It's funny that you can't even take a knife and make things.
β¦β¦
One day, I was wandering around Kyoto bored, full of complaints.
Cut, this place, it's still Kyoto, there's no Mao entertainment, and I can't find anything to do except hang out.
It's just that Miko and Su I and the two stupid chicks of Budu don't know what to discuss recently, and they ignore me, especially Miko's tigress is also rare indifferent, it's really boring.
Actually, you can still go to drink flower wine, but how can a man with a temperament like me do such a nasty thing, well, the main reason is that those girls look too shivering, and ......
"You're afraid of being killed, aren't you?"
Lianhua's voice came out of nowhere.
"Who, who said it."
It's about my man's temperament, I retorted decisively, how could the uncle be afraid of the son of God going crazy, this is impossible.
"I didn't say it was the son of God......"
Me: "......"
Damn, I shouldn't have taught Lianhua so many messy things in the first place, and I was the one who was unlucky.
"Hey, Chen An."
Just when I was depressed, Bai Lian came out of nowhere and said hello to me.
"It's a white ......"
I turned my head and my pupils constricted.
"Ah Xing ......"
β¦β¦
"Lotus ......"
Looking at the life lotus lying on the bed, I was a little silent.
Accidents are everywhere, but the original friend has become like this.
Hey, that's why I hate being in one place all the time, damn it!
"Chen An, can you do me a favor?"
Looking at me in silence, Minglian made a request.
I hesitated for a moment and said, "Forget it, you should solve the matter of Bailian by yourself, as long as you are willing, although it can't really save you, it should be okay to delay for a while."
"Hehe, no need. My own body knows that there is no way to save it. β
"I can really help you."
That's all I said.
"Troublesome, right?"
As if she had seen through something, Minglian smiled.
ββ¦β¦β
I was silent. If it's a general illness or physical problem, I'm fine, but ......******, how could Destiny Lotus get into that kind of thing!
Although I know Lianhua and am very familiar with her, it is because of this that I don't dare to act at will, not to mention that my strength is insufficient now, even if I break the seal and save the life lotus, it will have a great impact on this world, and it will also make Lianhua very angry if I take action against cause and effect without authorization.
"So, it's still not necessary, I've lived enough, it's just that Bailian is going to trouble you, if you can't make her sober up, then seal her up, anyway, now she is not afraid of life and death." Later, one day she will understand. Please! β
The life lotus is very free and easy.
"Understood."
I nodded, was silent for a while, and said, "I'll go first, farewell."
I couldn't bear to see the weak posture of the life lotus, so I left.
β¦β¦
"Why don't you save him? I know you can do it. β
The indifferent voice was a little confused.
ββ¦β¦ Oh, it's just a matter of making people. β
I listened to Lianhua's question, looked at the gloomy sky in the distance, and laughed at myself.
I can indeed save the lotus, and there are many ways, but in the end there is only one result.
That is, the life lotus is fine, and then ...... He and Lianhua will die together with this world.
It's brutal, but it's true.
Because the reason why the life lotus has become what it is now is a catastrophe!
β¦β¦
"Hey, did you hear that? The White Lotus Archmage seems to be in collusion with the monsters. β
"Yes, yes, it's really surprising, I want to ...... the original life lotus"
β¦β¦
I listened to the rumors that had spread through the streets and alleys and was silent.
Oh, Minglian, it seems that I am going to fulfill the agreement I made with you.
Night.
"Now, Son of God. How about doing me a favor? β
While eating, I suddenly spoke.
"What?"
Miko was a little confused, but I never asked her.
ββ¦β¦ It's a white lotus. Because of Minglian's death, she has already begun to fall into the demon, so I want to ask you to help me catch Bailian before she makes a bigger mistake, and I will take her away. β
Cut, it's really troublesome, I knew that I wouldn't have agreed to the life lotus in the first place.
ββ¦β¦ Are you leaving? β
After a pause, Miko did not respond to my request, but asked.
"Hmm."
According to my feelings, the impact is almost about to start, so let's go ahead of time, there will be an accident in the province.
"Got it, leave it to me."
Miko lowered his eyes and was silent for a long time before he spoke.
β¦β¦
With the sealed White Lotus, I said goodbye to Miko and left Kyoto.
Although I really want to throw the seal away, but for fear that Minglian will crawl out of hell and trouble me after knowing about it, I really want to suffer and find a better place to seal it.
On the way, I met an injured woman.
Anyway, it was boring, so I saved her.
"Yo, you're awake."
I crouched beside the fire and watched the woman who had come to her senses say nonchalantly.
I was proud in my heart, sure enough, as soon as I made a move, it was extraordinary, not to mention that it was only a serious injury, even if it was dead, I could save you.
"Why save me?"
She looked straight at me with a strange look in her eyes.
"Because I like it."
I responded, with some disdain in my heart: Cut, I need something so troublesome to save people, and I can save it if I want to.
"Actually, you fell in love with her beauty, right?"
Me: "......"
Damn, Lianhua, don't come out every time to find trouble, okay, I'm very upset.
"I'm not a good person, I kill people and set fires."
Seeing that I didn't care, the woman over there suddenly became a little dissatisfied and indignantly threatened.
"If I recover, I'll probably kill you."
"Oh, I'll wait, but for now, you'd better have something to eat."
I didn't care about coping, and came to the woman's side with a bowl of hot soup.
I really don't know what the so-called woman wants to kill me? Don't talk about you, even the destruction of the world can't be done!
Although I was a little speechless about her arrogant declaration, I still didn't refute it, just blew the hot soup, "Drink, only when you are full will you have the strength to kill." β
The woman looked strange, but obediently opened her mouth.
β¦β¦
"Hey, why are you following me?"
I looked at the woman who had been hanging behind me and wondered.
You're already well, why don't you go and find a village or town to settle down, and follow my ass around the barren mountains and mountains?
It can't be that you have a crush on me, right?
Hehe, if that's the case, it can only be said that she has a good eye.
"Of course I'm looking for an opportunity to kill you, but I'll do what I say."
The woman pouted, and said as a matter of course.
"Oh, then you'd better get closer, how can you kill people from so far away."
Cut, can't even find a reason, what a fool. Thinking so, I finally motioned for her to come closer, because what if she was attacked by a beast monster? Isn't it the last trouble for me?
"......" pouted, and the woman walked over.
β¦β¦
"Wow, what are you doing under my bed?"
I was horrified when I looked at the woman who had slipped into the bed.
You don't really like me, do you?
"Hmph, of course I'm afraid you'll run away, but I'll keep an eye on you."
Holding my hand, the woman said.
ββ¦β¦ Well, you feel free. β
I was speechless when I heard her reason, it was really rotten, I obviously fell in love with my uncle's beauty, but I was so hard-mouthed, I was really speechless.
Want to tempt me, though? Hmph, there are no doors, you must know that I have a strong determination to bow down to even Megumi Yanagishita's sexual impotence!
β¦β¦
"Hey, how about I marry you?"
Finally, one day, the woman finally confessed to her coveting of my beauty.
"Huh? Why? β
Of course I can't just say yes, at least I have to find a reason, or it won't seem like I'm worthless?
"Of course, I want to follow you all the time for a good and valid reason, and then find an opportunity to kill you."
Me: "......"
Why is it still this rotten reason, she is really too lazy to be able to add more.
"Oh, well, you'll be my wife from now on."
Since there is a reason, then I promise you, alas! It's really not my fault that I'm so handsome!
"Vomit ......"
The sound of vomiting came from nowhere.
Cut! Lianhua, you tasteless guy, I despise you!
"Husband......
The woman looked very happy.
It's night.
"Why don't you wear clothes?"
Looking at the woman in the bed, I was a little angry.
"It's a husband and wife, of course they don't wear clothes."
What the woman said now is really justified.
"You're big! Go get dressed! Or divorce! β
It's really a cheeky guy, I just promised to marry you as a husband and wife, and I didn't promise to have children with you.
"Woo......"
The woman screamed in confusion, shouldn't the husband and wife do these things after marriage?
β¦β¦
Touching the sleeping woman's face, I set off again.
Cut, the time is almost up again, it's really troublesome.
"Lotus ......"
Far away, the voice came out.
β¦β¦
Passing by a place.
I looked at the little blonde girl who was sneaking around with a small bag on her back and was a little surprised.
"Yo, little ghost, what are you doing, are you a thief?"
Now there is no one next to him in broad daylight, and he is still so sneaky, this little ghost is really brainless.
"You're just a thief, I'm running away from home."
Little Alice said angrily.
"Why?"
Tsk, it's really amazing to be a little ghost now, running away from home at such a young age, if you grow up, you will have it?
"Mommy is a pervert!"
Little Alice said indignantly, my mother hates it the most!
"Uh-oh."
I looked sympathetic. I see, it's actually a perverted mother on the stall, no wonder she wants to run away from home, it's really a poor child.
β¦β¦
"Now, teacher......"
One day, little Alice held a red thread and shouted at me floating in the sun in the air.
"Is there something wrong? Little love. β
I sighed and said lazily, "Did you finish reading the book you gave last time?"
"Hmm."
Little Alice nodded and beckoned to me, "Teacher, hurry down!" β
"What? Don't you see I'm busy? β
I grumbled, but it floated down slowly.
Alas, I knew that I didn't bring Alice with me, and I can't even sleep well for a nap now, which is really depressing.
"Hee-hee, the teacher stretched out his hand."
Little Alice didn't care about my complaints at all, but smiled and asked me to stretch out my hand.
Then she tied one end of the red thread to my little finger and the other to her own little finger in my puzzled expression.
I don't know what she did, but the thread disappeared just as the thread was tied.
"What's going on?"
I'm a little confused.
"Hee-hee, this is a thread I learned in the book, so that as long as the teacher is nearby in the future, I can find the teacher."
Little Alice shook her little finger happily as she spoke.
"Hey~ Why didn't the teacher respond?"
Little Alice was a little frustrated when she saw that my little finger was not shaking, but she immediately found that her little finger was shaking and she was happy.
"It's okay, as long as I have a reaction, anyway, no matter where I am, the teacher can find it."
Cut, what a naΓ―ve troublesome little ghost.
I complained a little in my heart, but I was silent, looking at the happy little Alice with complicated eyes.
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With Alice with me, I continued to wander through the wilderness.
Before you know it, little Alice has also grown up to be a big girl.
Hey, speaking of which, am I a professional Lori cultivator?
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"Miss......"
One day, a grim-faced maid suddenly came to the door, much to my surprise.
I'm going, it's amazing, Alice and I never stay in the same place for long, she can find it. Did you put any tracker on Alice?
"Teacher, it's time for me to go."
Alice looked at the maid a little lost, "Mom asked someone to come to me." β
"Hmm."
I touched the girl's head affectionately and said, "There's nowhere to go anyway, I'll go with you."
I heard Alice say that she is the princess of the demon world, so I just went to rub the soft ...... No, how could Alice's teacher think so, I am obviously so aware of the righteousness for the sake of Xiao Ai's healthy life, and for Xiao Ai not to be harassed by her so-called perverted mother.
Well, that's right, I nodded, alas! Who made me such an upright person, detached from low tastes?
It's definitely not because I'm addicted to soft rice at Shenzi's that I walked with Xiao Ai!
ββ¦β¦ Vomit! β
Me: "......"
Damn, Lianhua, what are you doing when you come out again, go quickly!
"Really?!"
Alice was overjoyed.
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Demon Realm.
"You're the teacher that Xiao Ai said?"
Shenqi looked at me with a suspicious look.
A man? It won't be because she wants to do something unspeakable to her cute little love that she came back with Xiao Ai, right?
So she spoke up.
"Hey, you don't want to do anything bad to my little love, do you?"
"Perverted mother, don't speak ill of the teacher!"
Before I could speak, Alice was already fighting for me.
Alice, who was brought up by me, is very close to me.
"Perverted, perverted mom."
Shenqi was petrified, and suddenly felt that life was dark.
"It turns out that I am a pervert in the eyes of Xiao Ai? Whew, I want to die. β
"My lord, my lord, what's wrong with you, you must resist it!"
The maid beside her looked at Shenqi, who was in despair, and said in a panic.
"Perverted daughter control!"
The corners of my mouth twitched.
As Alice said, this pervert!
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"Na, daughter Demon King, this is for you."
One day, I handed a small Tai Chi ornament to Shen Qi.
But this Tai Chi is black, pure black.
"What, gifts?"
Shenqi looked at me a little unhappy, it was all this annoying guy, so Xiao Ai didn't kiss her anymore.
Of course, even Alice wouldn't have paid attention to her without me, but Shenqi firmly denied this.
"No, it's a sealed prop, and I want to put it in the Demon Realm."
I went, thinking that it was really nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it didn't take any effort to get there, and it would be foolproof to throw the seal in this place.
"No way!"
When Shenqi heard this, she refused without hesitation, and she said indignantly.
"I'm not going to help you, you bastard who robbed me of my little love!"
Woo, she wants to cry every time she sees Xiao Ai getting close to this bastard...... Wow, little love~
"Hey, I want to teach you how to have a better relationship with Xiao Ai, it seems that it's still over."
I sighed.
"Huh?!"
Shen Qi was startled, and decisively slapped the table to change his mind.
"I promised."
Yumeko: "......"
Fight with me, Shenqi, your perverted daughter is still a little tender.
I smirked and threw the Tai Chi Seal to Shen Qi.
"Hey, hey, true acquaintance. Remember that if the black part of Tai Chi turns white, you have to break the seal, understand? β
"Long-winded, teach me quickly!"
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"Remember, don't pounce on Xiao Ai as soon as you see it in the future, being so clingy will only make Xiao Ai hate you more."
On this day, just as I was reminding Shenqi how to please Alice, Alice came over.
"Teacher."
She greeted me closely, but ignored Shen Qi on the side.
However, Shen Qi was used to it, and he didn't care about it at all, but put his hands together on his chest and looked at Alice's cold appearance, with stars in his eyes all the time.
"Wow, Xiao Ai's indifferent appearance is so cute, no, no, no, I suddenly want to kiss her, I can't help it......"
As he spoke, Shenqi pounced on me with a speechless expression, hugged Alice and rubbed it hard.
"Little love, little love, little love! Sure enough, people like Xiaoai the most! β
Me, Alice: "......"
Damn, this dead daughter is a waste of my saliva.
In my indifferent look, Shenqi was kicked away by Alice, who finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Little love, well done!"
Looking at Shenqi who turned into a meteor in the sky, I couldn't help but give Alice a thumbs up.
Alice's move is really exciting!
An idiot like that one who behaves exaggeratedly and wastes my saliva really deserves to be humanely destroyed.
"Hee-hee, thank you, teacher."
Alice looked very happy.
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