Another day. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info I continue to educate the stupid demon king.

"Okay, the last teaching failed, let's come again, this time we're talking about distance."

Speaking of which, I slapped the table helplessly.

"Can I ask you, don't sneak behind Xiao Ai whenever you have time in the future, okay? Even if you want to follow, please have better skills, just follow Xiao Ai with such a swagger, are you here to be funny? ”

This idiot, it's really incurable, it's just that rotten technology and playing tracking every day, no wonder it's a pervert by Alice, if it's me, who has the ability to come for a few days like her? It doesn't matter who she is, she just knocked her to death with a stick and dragged her to be buried.

"Uh......h People just like little love. ”

Shen Qi pouted a little aggrieved, she waved her hand vigorously and retorted dissatisfiedly: "Isn't it okay?"

Damn, we don't seem to be talking about the same thing, are we? I told you not to stalk Alice, and you told me why do you like Alice? Who doesn't know this in the demon world, and you still need to say it!

Moreover, if you make a mistake, you dare to be so arrogant, and you owe a beating!

Thinking of this, I suddenly slashed a knife on Shenqi's head, and said angrily: "Shut up, listen to me."

"Wow, it hurts."

Shenqi pursed his lips and didn't dare to speak.

The key to her relationship with Alice is mine.

Seeing Shenqi's honest appearance, I nodded with satisfaction and continued.

"Okay, let's move on to the previous topic. It is estimated that it is impossible for you not to track Xiao Ai, so I'll think of a way for you to improve your tracking skills and not let Xiao Ai find out. ”

"Really!?"

Shen Qi was overjoyed, "What way?" ”

……

The next day.

I yelled at Shenqi, who looked frustrated by the failure of the tracking.

"I'll go, Shenqi, how stupid are you guy?! Yes! I taught you the Shadow Shadow Spell, you can still be discovered by Xiao Ai, can you be a little more stupid!! ”

"Woo, it's Xiao Ai who is too vigilant...... Okay, okay, people know it's wrong, I shouldn't be out of it. ”

Shenqi originally wanted to find an excuse to quibble, but when he saw my angry appearance, he suddenly coaxed, shrugged his head and admitted his mistake.

She also felt a little frustrated in her heart, woo, why can't she help it, Xiaoai's cuteness is so foul, woo......

Looking at Shenqi's depressed appearance, I couldn't cry or laugh.

Alas, this guy is hopeless, obviously as long as he doesn't mess around, he won't be seen by Alice, but she? It's good to play tailgating.,I actually laughed proudly because I wasn't found by Alice.,In the end, because I couldn't stand Alice's cute expression of confusion, I actually pounced.,Damn! I was complained about by Alice for a long time afterwards, what a fool who has more than enough success and more than failure.

……

After that, I thought of a lot of ways for Shenqi, but that guy still didn't change his life, but stuck to Alice even more, and he really couldn't do anything about her.

Alas, it seems that I can only go out in person, uncle.

this day.

"Bang Bang ......"

I knocked on Alice's door.

"Teacher, are you looking for me?"

Alice opened the door and looked at me, confused.

"Ahem, that's ......"

I coughed a little embarrassed, and then took out the dog's tail flower hidden behind me and picked it on the side of the road. I cheekily said.

"Alice, be my bride!"

Well, an eldest lady like Alice, if I propose to her with a roadside weed like a dog's tail flower, she will definitely refuse angrily, and then go to her mother to complain.

In this way, Shenqi can take the opportunity to ease the relationship with Alice.

Mmmm, it must be so, uncle, I'm so witty!

Just when I was proud of my wit, Alice's actions made me smash my glasses.

She didn't refuse directly, and then angrily shook me with this dog tail flower, but took the dog tail flower in my hand, and then her face was like the sunset on the horizon, ruddy.

"Teacher, although this gift is very simple, but I am very happy, but our development is too fast, you give me a little time, Xiao Ai will definitely become a qualified bride."

After saying that, her face was almost red and dripping blood, but she still stood on tiptoe and kissed me on the face, and then closed the door embarrassedly.

Me: "......"

That's not right! Locked out by the shy Alice, I suddenly beat my chest and burst into tears, because the script shouldn't be like this!

Xiao Ai, I proposed in such a sloppy way, shouldn't you be angry, why did you agree, why~

Woo...... Xiao Ai, I was wrong, I was really wrong, all in all, all the mistakes are my fault, you don't agree!!

……

As it turned out, my wish was too naïve, and Alice didn't look back at all, but spent her days reading a book that she had found out of nowhere.

The title of the book is...... "How to Be a Good Bride"

Damn, no, Uncle Ben has to get ready to run away, not only because of Alice, but also because of Shenqi's perverted daughter!

She almost tilted her face in anger when she found out that I was proposing to Alice, and then ...... Then she decided to marry me!

Because she thinks that I will definitely sleep with Alice after I get married, and then she will marry me, she can sleep with Alice every day.

What kind of divine logic is she? Shenqi, what about your shame? Tell me about your shame!!

Didn't I propose to Alice for her? How dare you calculate me now? No, not to mention that I'm a big man who was forced to marry by a woman and embarrassed, but I really married her, I'm afraid that I will also be influenced by her and become a pervert, anyway, the time is almost up, and the seal of the white lotus has been solved.

Run, I must run.

But before I ran away, I found Alice again.

"Xiao Ai, I'll give you a gift today."

"Oh?"

Alice was a little confused.

"Take out the Shanghai puppet you made last time."

"Yes."

When Alice heard this, she found the doll she made last time, and it was also her favorite one.

I took Shanghai, my hand touched Shanghai's body, and the white light shone brightly.

"It's kind of making up for the last proposal."

I muttered.

I don't want to admit it, but after all, it's a real proposal, and I can't afford to lose that face if I really use a dog's tail flower as a proposal gift.

With my muttering, something strange happened, and Shanghai came to life.

"Babble!"

Shanghai, which had gained life, blinked its big eyes and flew around in the air happily making babbling sounds.

"Teacher, why can't Shanghai speak?"

Alice listened to the babbling of Shanghai with some confusion.

"Because it's a puppet, it doesn't have vocal cords."

I explained, in fact, Alice didn't do it, and I forgot to make it up, but since it's all like this, I don't bother to add it, because it's very troublesome.

By the way, why does Alice still call me a teacher when she decides to marry me?

……

Once again, I was on my own.

"Now, do you need me to get rid of that thread?"

"No, we basically won't meet anyway, so it doesn't matter if you keep it."

Oh, let's keep a souvenir.

Commemorate......

……

Slipped out of the Demon Realm.

I came to a river where countless resentful spirits undulated.

By the river are countless blooming mandalas.

The dead walked in confusion among the mandala petals flying in the sky.

I walked to the river with great interest and saw a red Grim Reaper with a scythe.

Komachi looked at me suspiciously.

"Hey, you're alive, aren't you? Why came to the Santu River? ”

"Oh, is this the hell of this world?"

This planet, to be exact.

"This world?"

When Komachi heard this, his mind was immediately confused, what does this mean?

"Komachi, what are you doing?"

At this moment a serious girl came over and struck Death on the head with a blow.

"No small talk during working hours!"

"Wow, it hurts! People are not lazy! ”

Amid Komachi's cry of pain, the serious girl turned to look at me, "Living, what are you doing running to the Santu River if you have nothing to do?" ”

"Play."

I looked at this serious chick with great interest, tsk, a bit like the god son when we first met.

Serious is not like words.

"What!"

Ying Ji became angry, and the repentance stick hit me angrily, and pronounced the sentence: "You are guilty!"

"Huh!"

However, under the surprised gazes of Ehime and Komachi, I didn't react at all.

"What, you dare to hit me."

I'm a little angry, damn, the uncle is unhappy because he was forced to marry by Shenqi and ran away, since you sent it to the door, you are unlucky.

"You're going to pay the price!"

As I spoke, I pulled the surprised Eihime, kissed Eihime's lips under Komachi's shocked gaze, and said proudly.

"From now on, you will be my people."

Hehe, this time it's my turn to force marriage, I have to say, it feels really good to rob people's girls.

"Huh!? Why me? ”

Hearing my words, Komachi was a little distressed, she didn't do anything.

"Who made you right next to you, and it's this chick's little brother."

And then, of course, I added the most important point.

"The most important thing is that you have big breasts that can be balanced with her."

This chick with green hair has too many breasts, but it's still this big breast.

"Small breasts?!"

When she came back to her senses, Yingji was furious and knocked on it with a stick of repentance.

"Wow, damn it, you pervert!"

……

Hehe, I really didn't expect that the green-haired chick called Yingji was quite innocent, but I kissed him and really agreed to be my wife, although it still looked a little reluctant.

Tsk, but I don't care, I don't really plan to do anything to her anyway, I just have nowhere to go now, and I earned a wife and a dowry maid, all in all, I really earned it. Make a lot of money!

……

On this day, out of boredom, I began to instill in Komachi my crooked ways to deal with Eihime.

Well, by the way, Komachi is the bridal maid, the lucky big-breasted god of death.

"So, if you want Yingji to relax, you have to let her find a place to vent her stress, so you have to learn from me in the future?"

I said triumphantly.

Hehe, you have to be shameless when dealing with a serious guy like Yinghime.

Moreover, isn't it tiring to keep a straight face every day?

"Learn from you, I'll die ugly."

Komachi belly slander.

It's a shame that she doesn't want to be chased around the Santu River by Yingji like me every day.

Looking at Komachi's expression, I immediately knew what she was thinking, and gave her another ghost idea.

"Then be lazy, Yingji will definitely beat you when she sees it, and she will naturally be in a good mood."

With Yinghime's serious character, he will definitely teach her a lesson without hesitation when he sees Komachi being lazy, and when the time comes, he will naturally be happy after venting.

Well, maybe there's less time to chase me.

"Uh......h Am I a sandbag? ”

Komachi groaned.

It's so annoying, isn't there any other way?

……

“……”

One day, I was drinking with Komachi when I suddenly saw an acquaintance among the dead on the boat.

The woman who was rescued by me, and later coveted my beauty and married me.

"What's wrong?"

Looking at me, Komachi asked with concern.

"Nothing."

I shook my head, my eyes a little complicated.

"I'll go with these people to Eihimina."

"Huh? Oh, come up. ”

Well, by the way, that set of rules of the Three Ways River didn't work for me.

……

Hall of Merits.

Ying Ji knocked on the stick of repentance, pointed at the woman in front of her, and shouted, "You are guilty! Your sin is that you have no meaning to the world! ”

The woman was not convinced, her face was sad, and she retorted loudly: "Then there is no sin in this world that refuses to accept me?"

"Won't you accept it?"

Hiding aside, I muttered to myself.

Cut, no wonder they were always following me in the first place, but in fact, there was nowhere to go?

……

"Yo, isn't this Yinghua's sister-in-law? Why, today you came to trouble me again without telling Yingji? ”

I drank my wine and laughed as I watched Yinghua walk towards me menacingly.

Her name is Four Seasons Yinghua, and she is Yingji's younger sister. She seems to be very unhappy with me being her brother-in-law, so she often comes to me without telling Yinghime about it.

But this stupid chick really doesn't have a long memory, obviously every time I am angry and crying and crying away, but after a while, I still stupidly send it to the door to find anger.

Tsk, I'm a little embarrassed to bully her.

"Bastard, I'm not your sister-in-law, give my sister back!"

Yinghua pouted with a small face.

"Oh, isn't it a sister-in-law? How about you being my wife too? ”

I smiled even more.

Hearing my shameless teasing, Yinghua suddenly waved his repentance stick and jumped like thunder.

"My sister is right, you are really a perverted pervert, give me death!"

……

I quietly watched from afar, Komachi, who was hiding by the Santu River to drink and be lazy at this time, and Yinghime, who found her lazy and angrily walking towards her, left in silence.

……

……

"Ah, human discovery!"

I was lazily basking in the sun against a large rock, when suddenly a blonde girl with two horns jumped out of the way.

She pointed at me and said aloud.

"Let's fight, human!"

I was stunned for a moment, shook my head decisively, what are you kidding, uncle, I am a civilized person, and I hate fighting or something.

"Don't! I'm a civilized man. ”

Hearing my words, Cuixiang said confidently.

"I can compete in addition to fighting, and I'll definitely win anyway."

"Oh?"

I rolled my eyes and smiled slyly.

"Since you say so, let's pee, shall we? Whoever pees far wins! ”

"Ah, you're a fool!"

Suika blushed.

"You can say anything, so come on."

I immediately retorted, really, since it doesn't work, don't talk big.

"Woo, I admit defeat, how can this be compared!"

Cuixiang puffed out her face and admitted defeat.

Sure enough, humans are just too cunning.

……

"Hey, little ghost, what's your name?"

Hearing Cuixiang admit defeat, I smiled smugly.

"Bastard, I'm a ghost, not a ghost!"

Suika said angrily.

"Oh, it's all the same, don't they all have a ghost."

I quibbled. “

Hurry up and say your name. ”

"The same size, then why aren't you a woman? Don't women and men have one person? ”

Muttering, Cuixiang skimmed her face a little unpleasantly: "Why do you want to tell you!" Cunning humans. ”

"Hey, a defeated general is still so arrogant, doesn't it mean that the ghost is very bold? Is it ......?"

I squinted my eyes with disdain.

"Are you really just a little ghost?"

"Kid, you're big! Dare to look down on me, duel, I want to duel with you! ”

Aromatic jumping feet.

"No, I'm a civilized man, and a fool would fight you in a duel. Besides, I've already won, okay. ”

I don't give a damn about it.

Think I'm stupid?

"That doesn't count, doesn't count!"

The aroma of the extract spoils rapidly.

"Whoever said it, it's obvious that you can compare anything you say."

"But you can't pee farther than anyone......"

Cui Xiang held her breath, how could she win, even if she could win, such a shameless thing, how could she compare a girl with a man.

"Hehe, I don't care, anyway, you said you admit defeat, hurry up and tell me your name, or be careful that I will go around and say bad things about you."

I looked at Suika's depressed appearance and smiled.

I'm so smart that I solved a ** annoyance without much effort.

"Shameless."

Me: "......"

Damn, Lianhua, you always speak up when you shouldn't, go fast, go fast!

Looking at the smile on my face, Suika resisted the urge to punch over, and reluctantly said, "Suika, Ibuki Suika."

"Watermelon? A crisp watermelon!? ”

Maliciously distorting the girl's name, I showed an unbelievable expression.

"Ibuki Suzuka, bastard!"

Suika said angrily again.

"Oh."

I was serious, and with a serious expression, I promised, "Don't worry, I will not call you watermelon in the future." ”

"Humph!"

"By the way, the watermelon will stand upside down for me and see."

Cuixiang: "...... Can I kill you! ”

Cuixiang gritted her teeth hard.

Looking at the gurgling sound of Cui Xiang's teeth, I feel a little weak, I won't be too amused, right?

"Haha, just kidding."

Thinking of this, I hurriedly laughed dryly and pulled out two large bowls.

"Come on, the competition just now doesn't count, we drink, whoever lies down first will lose!"

"Huh?"

Cui Xiang is a little suspicious, this guy won't have any ghost ideas, right?

But forget it, Cui Xiang smiled proudly, compared the amount of wine with her, hum, this human is really killing herself, she has won!

It turns out that Cuixiang thinks too much, and she is the one who is being poured down.

"Haha, Cuixiang, you still lost, don't say I'm cheating this time."

I was smug when I looked at the drunk incense on my lap, this fool, alcohol is useless to me! Hahahaha......

……

After Suika came to her senses, I went with her to Youkai Mountain, where I was like a fish in water, and I was so happy.

Because the ghost clan in Monster Mountain is full of drunkards, and alcohol is useless to me, as a result, hehe, uncle, as long as I am bored, I will drink from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain with a wine bowl and drink all the ghost clans.

Haha, invincible is really lonely!

…… Cut, that's what you said......

……

"Hey, Chen An, let's compete!"

Cui Xiang pulled the other three other Four Heavenly Kings of the Ghost Clan and surrounded me menacingly.

"Hand over the wine! We're going to win this time. ”

"Hey, a bunch of defeated men."

I disdainfully pulled out four wine bowls.

"Then come on, see what else you have to say if you lose this time!"

A bunch of fools, the entire ghost clan can't win against me together, now it's up to the four of you? I really don't know whether to live or die.

……

"Hey, Cuixiang, Yongyi, here's this thing for you."

I took out a gourd and a wine bowl and handed them to the two Four Heavenly Kings of the Ghost Clan.

Well, the remaining two, because I often tell them stories when I was bored, ended up one of them running away to become an immortal, and the other became a Buddha.

In other words, is it really okay for a ghost to become a Buddha? It's weird.

"What?"

Cuixiang was confused.

"Take it with you, it's a treasure that can automatically make good wine, and you can drink it forever."

I smiled.

"Hey, it's nice to have you, it's really a superfluous move."

Suika pursed her lips, but took it anyway.

……

"Yo, Lianhua, it's me alone now."

Looking at Monster Mountain from afar, I was a little self-deprecating.

"Heh, suddenly I'm not used to it."

I didn't feel anything after being there for so long, why did I become so sentimental now?

"Don't worry, I'll be with you."

“…… Thank you very much. ”

……

……

"What a big frog!"

The dilapidated temple, I looked at the frog statue in front of me and exclaimed.

That guy was so bored and made such a big frog statue?

"Wow! Rude guy, dare to be disrespectful to me, look at the move! ”

When I was amazed, a girl in a dress full of frog patterns jumped out of nowhere, and she angrily took her hat and slapped it at me.

"Damn, there's a sneak attack."

I hurriedly dodged sideways, and then lifted the sneak girl in my hand.

"Ho, chick, you dare to sneak attack, you want to die?"

"Let go of me, you blasphemous bastard!"

Even if I carried it in my hand, Sufangzi still didn't give up, waving his hat and kicking his legs and wanting to do it.

"Stupid, it's all in my hands, and you don't want to do it to me for a long time, it's really long."

Su Fangzi's actions of not knowing life and death make me a little dissatisfied, it has fallen into my hands and I am still so arrogant, it is really unclean.

So I shook my hand vigorously, and I made Sufangzi's eyes spin in circles, and his head was dizzy.

"Wow, bullying ......"

Sufangzi, who was stunned by my actions, suddenly let out a cry of despair.

Cut, it's really useless to return the gods.

Hearing the sorrowful cry of Sufangzi, I disdained it.

……

Bustling city.

"Wow, Chen An, Chen An, someone is looking for trouble. Hurry up and help! ”

I was basking in the sun leisurely, when suddenly the shouts of Sufangzi came from afar.

"Oh, here, here."

I yawned, and complained a little in my heart, just because I am weak and unwinded, what kind of fun did you ask me to go up and make a fuss, really.

I flew over slowly, and it didn't look like I was in a hurry to hear Sufangzi's voice anyway.

I came to the scene of the incident leisurely, and I looked at a woman who looked fierce and vicious and was confronting Sufangzi, looking at the chick with the imperial pillar behind me, I immediately laughed dryly, because it seems that the chick who came to trouble this time seems to be very difficult to provoke,, no wonder Sufangzi called me over, or see if it can be resolved peacefully, or find a chance to slip away as soon as possible.

Thinking about it like this, I immediately felt that it made sense, so I smiled and said, "It's not good to fight and kill, why don't you sit down and have a cup of tea?"

“……”

The scene froze.

"Are you an idiot!!"

The fighting spirit of the two guys who were facing each other suddenly disappeared and they shouted at me.

Su Fangzi was a little angry, "This guy is here to find trouble, you actually let her sit down, what are you doing, idiot!" ”

"That's right, I'm here to grab the land, you actually let me drink tea, I want to die!"

The chick who came to find trouble also looked very speechless.

"Oh, grab a territory, why are you so serious." I still grinned, "Since you don't drink tea, how about you come and drink?" This city also has my share, how about I give you my share if you win? ”

Anyway, I don't have these broken beliefs for me, and I don't rely on faith to eat, if it weren't for Sufangzi's disagreement, I would have quit a long time ago.

Hey, it's just right now, there's a mess to close.

……

"Bastard, hurry up for me, don't play dead!"

Seeing that I just took a sip and fell to the ground drunk, Sufangzi was a little dissatisfied, even if you really don't like to be believed, don't pretend to be so obvious, okay?

When I used to drink with her, I was a black hole...... Got her drunk and woke up still drinking, no matter how many times she was.

"Whirring ......"

"Die!"

Seeing that I was indifferent but still snoring, Su Fangzi suddenly jumped up, jumped up directly and stepped on my stomach.

"Whirring ......"

I ignored her, because if I really woke up, this mess would not be easy to throw away, so I pretended to be asleep and could only dodge Sufangzi's attack sideways.

"Die, die, die!!"

Sufangzi became even more popular, but he stepped on it regardless of one foot after another.

"Whirring ......"

So I got even happier.

Kanako saw me and Sufangko fighting like cockroaches, drinking wine, and suddenly gave up on herself.

Is it just going to grab territory with such a guy? And they have to live together in the future, how did the two of them get such a big city? Oops, suddenly a little bit of a loss of confidence.

……

"Uh, Chen An."

"What."

I was drinking with Kanako, and I looked at Sufangko's expectant look a little strange.

"Let's get married."

"Poof!"

The wine in Kanako's mouths squirted out at the same time.

I looked incredulous and touched Sufangzi's forehead, "It's normal, how can you say such a thing?" ”

You can't be stupid, right?

"You're stupid!"

Su Fangzi opened my hand dissatisfied, and she said eloquently: "I'm a god, a god, of course the husband I'm looking for must be dashing, gentle, martial, and ...... world."

She made a lot of demands, and then said, "Although you don't have any at all."

Lianhua: "Poof."

Me: "......"

Are you teasing me!?

Kanako was also speechless, "Then you still want to marry him?" ”

"Who made me look at this bastard?"

Su Fangzi muttered, "Besides, we have lived together for hundreds of years, and everything that should be seen and shouldn't be seen has been seen by this guy, is there anyone else who can marry besides him?" I don't want to be an old virgin that no one wants in my life. ”

"Hey, there's some truth to that."

When Kanako heard this, she looked at me thoughtfully, and her eyes lit up.

Day, this guy won't also learn from Sufangzi, right?

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

……

……

This is a vast sea of bamboo, I touched the baby in my arms from the bamboo smiled, looked at the paper in my hand and read it softly.

"Penglai Mountain Kaguya, is your name?"

"Hee-hee."

The baby waved his hand and laughed happily.

I couldn't help but laugh when the smile on the child's face came.

Haha, little one, take care of me in the future.

After that, I took Xiao Kaguya to a relatively remote village and became a daddy.

Although the days of being both a father and a mother are a bit busy, they are quite leisurely.

Slowly, the baby who could only scream at the beginning became a beautiful little girl.

……

One day.

"Brother-sama, Kaguya picked up someone."

Kaguya ran into the house from the door and shouted.

Although Kaguya was brought up by me, I always asked her to call me brother, as for father, uncle? Please, do I look that old?

"Oh?"

I replied in surprise and walked to the door with Kaguya.

A poorly dressed, dirty little girl collapsed in the doorway.

I tilted my head, always thinking that I had seen this scene somewhere.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to think about it."

Amid the cheers of Kaguya, I carried the little girl into the house.

Anyway, it's the same for me, see how it goes, and if you want, let this little ghost stay.

How good is my heart? No kidding, just trying to make Kaguya more than one playmate, yes, that's it.

"What's your name?"

Looking at the little girl who came to her senses, I asked.

"Fujiwara sister red."

The little girl deserves it.

Is the sister red? It's a pretty good name. I nodded.

Also, Fujiwara, haha, it looks like you might pick up a terrible imp.

But what the hell is my business? It's just boring, haha.

"Is there a place to go? Let's stay with Kaguya in the future. ”

“…… Well. ”

Mei Hong was silent for a while, then nodded vigorously.

……

"Brother, there are a lot of people outside, all of them are fierce, so scary."

One day, I don't know what happened, I was surrounded by a group of heavily armed soldiers outside my house, Xiao Huiye was a little scared, but Mei Hong was silent, but her eyes were gloomy.

Cut, are you here to find Meihong? But he dared to come to Uncle Ben to rob someone, what a group of fools who didn't know whether to live or die!

When I saw this, Mei Hong's name didn't look like an ordinary family, especially the surname Fujiwara, which was a wealthy family in the country I am in now.

"Don't worry, I'm here, it'll be fine."

I comforted Kaguya, and touched Sister Hong's head again, "Although I don't know your story, Sister Hong, but don't worry, like Kaguya, you are now my important family, as long as you don't want to, no one will take you away." ”

"Brother......

Mei Hong choked up a little.

If only my family had been the same as my brother......

"It's all said, don't worry, wait for me for a while, I'll come back and cook for you right away."

I smiled slightly, although I can't make a heavy move, but with my ability, it is more than enough to fight against a group of ordinary people, otherwise I should really die.

……

sent away the group of guys who came to take Mei Hong away, and the days passed slowly.

Kaguya and Mei Hong are also getting more and more watery.

Especially Kaguya, not only is his personality becoming more and more quiet, but his eyes are becoming deeper and deeper, and he often stares at the moon in a daze. It's not like what a girl should be at all.

Fortunately, it's just when I'm alone, and I'm still very lively when I'm with my sister Hong, and I don't know why I'm getting more and more sticky, and I often look at me in a daze.

Sister Red is okay.,It's just that the boy is a little angry.,Well,That's okay.,There's another point that gives me a little headache.,Sister Hong's personality is too big.,Squeeze a quilt with me at every turn.,I don't know how shy at all.,Even with Kaguya, I've learned badly.。

However, there are also troubles in the beauty of the long, because the outstanding beauty of the two is spread far and wide, and there are often people who come to the door to propose.

However, these people were all thrown out by me for a lesson. Damn, even this group of garbage also wants to marry my Kaguya and sister Hong? Don't go back and weigh yourself!

"Brother, can you draw a picture for me and my sister?"

One day, on a whim, she wanted me to draw a portrait of her and Mei Hong.

"Hey, good idea, brother, let's draw one."

Mei Hong also agrees, she and Kaguya know how strong my painting skills are.

I can't help it, I live too long, so I learn a lot.

"Okay."

I didn't say much to grant them both.

"Uh......h No, my brother redraws it. ”

I didn't finish painting halfway through, and Kaguya behind me was a little dissatisfied, and she pointed to the scroll that drew herself and Mei Hong.

"Why is it just me and my sister Hong, my brother?"

"Me?"

I was stunned for a moment, my face stiffened slightly, and said, "Forget about mine, just you and Meihong."

"No, we are a family, how can we leave my brother behind? Absolutely not! ”

Kaguya said stubbornly, she rarely doesn't listen to me, but this time her attitude is unusually resolute.

"That's right, Kaguya is right, my brother has to be together."

Meihong also stood in solidarity.

"You can't help it."

I shook my head and sighed, and without insisting, I drew two identical paintings according to Kaguya's idea and gave them them.

It was the sunset, and I was smiling against the edge of the door and looking at the picture scroll of Mei Hong and Kaguya playing.

Although I paint in ink, it is very vivid and expressive under my painting technique.

"Brother-in-law......"

Looking at the scroll, Kaguya was a little distracted.

……

"Yo, let's go, don't you say goodbye to me and my sister when you go home? It's really sad. ”

Late one night, I leaned against the edge of the door against the silent Kaguya who was about to step into the sedan chair and made some jokes.

"Brother-in-law......"

Looking back, Kaguya was a little stunned.

"Why, why did my brother appear?"

She secretly added drugs to her meal tonight!

"Hey, and me."

Mei Hong also walked out from behind me, looking at Kaguya a little dissatisfied, she said accusatorily: "You actually want to secretly leave me and my brother behind, Kaguya, you are really too much!"

"Sister Hong, why are you ...... too?"

Kaguya was even more stunned.

"Don't take us for fools, Kaguya."

I looked at the stunned Kaguya and shook my head a little, how could she hide her little tricks from me since I was a child.

Not to mention that I didn't eat it, even if I took those drugs, it didn't work for me.

As for Sister Hong? She had already discovered Kaguya's anomaly, but she didn't expect Kaguya to be drugged, so she was fascinated, but it woke me up again.

Let her say goodbye to Kaguya. I don't think I'll see it anymore.

"Take it!"

I walked over in Kaguya's silence and shoved a scroll to her, which had been drawn before. Kaguya cherishes it very much.,I guess I forgot to bring it because of the parting.。

I didn't ask her why she left, nor did I ask what was going on with the people who took her away, after all, everyone has their own secrets, and I already had a sense of difference when I first found Kaguya in the bamboo forest, not Kaguya leaving, I should also leave after a while.

I just touched Kaguya's head affectionately, and I blamed, "Daredevil, you're leaving, don't forget to bring your things."

"Brother!" Kaguya looked at my slightly sad expression and the spoiling helpless smile, and suddenly couldn't help but throw herself into my arms, tears flowing.

"It's not for you here, go back, go home and be happy, this has become a little flower cat."

I patted Kaguya on the back and whispered comfortingly.

Behind her, Mei Hong looked at the crying Kaguya and pouted.

"Hmm!"

Kaguya nodded slightly, and she raised her face to stare deeply at me.

"Princess!"

Suddenly, in the horrified eyes of others, Kaguya put his arms around my neck and kissed me deeply in my surprised expression.

"Come to me, Kaguya will be waiting for my brother."

Leaving this sentence, Kaguya followed the visitor and left.

Only the stunned me and the indignant sister Hong were left. She muttered.

"Sneaking bastard!"

……

"Brother...... Kaguya, why did Kaguya leave......"

It wasn't until the palanquin in the sky disappeared that my blushing face suddenly collapsed, and she buried her face in my chest and wept silently.

“……”

I opened my mouth to say something, but in the end I didn't say anything, just patted her on the back lightly as a comfort.

……

It was some time again.

"Sister Hong, it's time for me to go."

"Why, brother, do you want to leave me alone like Kaguya?"

Mei Hong opened her mouth in surprise and said heartbroken.

"No, it's almost time. But...... These two things are for you. ”

Seeing Meihong's heartbroken appearance, I silently took out two things, a bottle of medicine that Kaguya had stuffed in my arms when she parted, and a drop of blood that seemed to be burning with flames.

Then, I said solemnly.

"If you want to live an ordinary life, just throw these two things away, but! If you still want to eat Kaguya when you see them, you'll definitely meet Kaguya. ”

And only Kaguya, because you will no longer remember me.

……

"Twitter ......"

I was cooking dinner in the field that day, and a little fox with nine tails, dirty, and unable to see the color of its fur, ran over and looked at the food on the fire from a distance, drooling, and looking pitiful.

"What? Do you want to eat? ”

As I spoke, I waved at her and motioned for her to come over.

"Twitter ......"

The little fox nodded, a little hesitant, but after looking at the food on the fire and at the kind smile on my face, he walked over.

Her intuition is very keen, and she can find out if there is malice or not, otherwise she would have been caught a long time ago.

"Okay, let's eat together."

I nodded and picked up the little one.

……

"Hey, did you hear that? The murderous cherry tree of the Xixing Temple family is about to bloom again, and I don't know how many people will die this time. ”

"Yes, but I've heard that the flowers that bloom from the Westward Demon are the most beautiful cherry blossoms in the world."

"Hey, everyone who has seen it is dead, who ......do you listen to?"

"Westward Demon?"

I'm a little interested in listening to the discussion of passers-by, and I don't have anything to do right now anyway, so let's go check it out.

Thinking of this, I touched the little guy hidden in my arms, "Then, Blue, let's go and see the so-called most beautiful cherry blossom tree in the world." ”

Let's hope you don't let me down.

……

"Yo, little one, are you the only one here?"

I asked the little girl sitting in the courtyard staring blankly at the huge cherry blossom tree in the courtyard.

Because Lan and I walked in with a swagger, but no one stopped me.

"Well, everyone left, and everyone who didn't leave died except me."

The girl didn't move, and there was no expression on her face, but she persuaded kindly: "You should also hurry up, if the westward demon blooms, you won't be able to leave."

"Oh."

I nodded, sat directly next to the girl without leaving, and smiled in the girl's stunned expression: "Since no one cares, then no one should take care of me when I live, right?"

"Huh?"

Touching the girl's head, I smiled silently.

"Rotten good guy, dead lolicon!"

Me: "......"

Lianhua, where did you learn the word Lolicon, I haven't taught it.

"You said it in the previous chat."

Damn, I see, this chick is really good and doesn't learn bad.

"I learned from you."

Me: "......"

……

"Chen An, Chen An, I have friends."

Yuyuko seems to be having a good time today.

"Hey, when did Yuyuko have a new friend?"

I was a little surprised, because the ability to stay in this courtyard all day long Yuyuko in addition to me and Lan when did she have friends again.

"Yuyuko just met."

Yuyuko explained.

"Oh!"

"Yo, Yuyuko, I'm here."

Just as it dawned on me, the air around me distorted, and a long gap opened from the middle, and a blonde girl holding a white umbrella walked out, greeting Yuyuko in a relaxed tone.

"It's you!"

My eyes widened as I looked at the visitor with a complicated expression.

It was a girl buried in the memory of time deep in my heart, Purple.

After all these years, she still hasn't changed at all.

"Little brother, have you seen me?" Purple looked at me with a surprised look a little strange.

It feels so familiar.

“…… No. ”

I was silent.

……

"Little brother, my name is Purple. What's your name? ”

Purple said with a grin.

“…… Chen An. ”

I was silent for a moment, looked at the thoughtful expression on Zi's face and began to change the topic, "By the way, you are a friend that Yuyuko just met, I don't know how old you are?" By the way, Yuyuko is eighteen years old. ”

Yuyuko was also very curious, "Purple, are you 100,000 years old this year?" ”

It is said that youkai are very long-lived creatures.

Yuyuko's words made Zi's face stiffen, and she turned her face away and said a little unnaturally: "Allah, Yuyuko, you are really rude, I am only seventeen this year."

"Seventeen!?"

I was stunned and said speechlessly, "Did you forget to add the counting unit later?" Like millions, billions or something? ”

When did this guy's skin become so thick? Even I've been with me for more than seventeen ...... The quadratic of ah.

Purple: "......"

"Allahala, how is it possible, this is impossible, ahahaha......"

Youyouzi's eyes narrowed, and she became a little suspicious, so Zi smiled even more embarrassed.

……

With my singing voice and Yuyuko's gorgeous and beautiful dance, Yuyuko finally rests forever under the tree, and the gorgeous scene is presented in front of me, which makes me and Purple and Blue speechless.

It was the westward demon, it bloomed, countless brilliant cherry blossoms opened instantly, and the scattered petals of the fluttering cherry blossoms flew and fell from the sky, making the whole world in my eyes seem to be filled with pink butterflies, and the beauty is beyond words...... The grief is beyond words.

This was the last time I saw the Westward Demon bloom.

……

"Wow, they're hungry."

After burying Yuyuko's body under the westbound tree according to her last wishes, an undead girl who looked exactly like Yuyuko appeared in front of me, and she clutched her stomach and let out a hungry wail.

"Twitter......" Blue made a surprised sound.

"Hey, I want to eat, hurry up and make something for others to eat!"

The undead girl didn't recognize her life, so she threw herself on me and shook uncontrollably.

"Cook, cook!"

……

"Yo, Purple. I'll leave it to you later. ”

"Twitter ......"

Lan was a little anxious, holding on to my clothes. Purple is also the way of doubt.

"Why?"

I didn't say anything, but I said, "Yuyuko also asked you."

"Wow, stinky guy. What do you mean? Do you think I'm too good to eat and don't want me? ”

Yuyuko said angrily at me.

“…… Please. ”

……

The constant flow of time does not accelerate for anyone, nor does it pause for anyone.

How long can I stay in this world?

Looking up at the starry sky at night, I felt a little lost.

……

……

"Wow, you're so pathetic, just eat these things?"

Looking at the white rice and pickles in front of the shrine maiden, I sighed a little.

I've been in this world for so long, and I've never seen such a miserable shrine maiden.

And also...... She must be a poor ghost, don't you see that she can't even afford to wear clothes? The tattered ones are all patched

"Long-winded, some of them are good to eat, chirp crooked, do you owe a beating?"

The shrine maiden was very dissatisfied, and she hated it most than anything when people called her pitiful.

"Hey, it's so fierce, no wonder one stays here, no one wants it!"

I pouted.

……

"Yo, Boli, I have another job today, let's go quickly."

I called out to Hakurei, who was changing into a new shrine maiden costume at the shrine, and I had a big business today, so if I did a good job, I might be able to get a lot of money.

It's useless to me and Hiroshi, but it's used by the orphans in the nearby villages.

"Got it."

In response, Hirori walked out with her long hair tied and a long rope tied in her mouth.

"Hurry up and do me a favor."

"Hey, hey."

……

"You're you again?"

Looking at Purple sitting next to Hakurei, I was a little stunned.

It's only been a long time since I met again, it's really ......

Purple was also a little surprised.

"Hehe, the little brother is really familiar, do we know each other?"

And Lan behind her was also confused.

"That's right, your Excellency is familiar......

“…… Your delusions. ”

……

"Oops, picked up a rabbit, Bori, dinner has been lost."

I was a little surprised to carry a rabbit.

Haha, I was lucky to have a rabbit falling from the sky today.

"Bastard, I can't eat it!"

The rabbit in his hand suddenly struggled and screamed.

"Hey, talking bunny."

I was stunned, a little thoughtful.

"It's definitely delicious."

Bo Li, Emperor: "......"

……

"Oh, Bori, why don't we work together."

One day, Purple came out of nowhere, and she was very excited about Hakurei.

"What? Go to robbery? ”

I pursed my lips and said disdainfully: "Bo Li doesn't know anything but fighting, otherwise no one would dare to ask for it."

Bo Li, Purple, Emperor: "......"

Bo Li was furious, so she called the royal coin with two pieces of paper tied to it, "You don't have anyone to ask for it, the old lady is just not rare for those men." ”

"The result is not the same, they are still single in their twenties, and there is no shame in losing it."

Like this era, women who are mothers at the age of fifteen or sixteen are everywhere, and like Bo Li, who is in her twenties...... Tsk, the older leftover girl is talking about her.

"Damn it, bastard!"

Okay, the fight is over, and Purple continues to talk about her plan.

Because the survival of the monsters is getting more and more difficult, and according to her estimates, maybe in a few hundred years, the monsters may never be seen again.

So she plans to create a world with us called Gensokyo, which will be an ideal place outside of the human world where youkai are not allowed to live, and it will also be an ideal home for youkai.

"Ideal Township......

……

Although Purple is simple, the establishment of Gensokyo is not so easy.

First of all, the place where Gensokyo was established, Purple chose the east of the current Yingzhou, the place where the four countries meet, because there are many powerful monsters there, and there are also human villages.

As for why there are humans, it's because most of the youkai would die if they didn't have the fear of humans as food.

Although Purple's starting point is very good, the monsters who are entrenched there don't care.

Especially the monster mountain, that is, the ghost clan.

In view of this, for the sake of Purple's plan, I went up to Youkai Mountain alone, and Emperor and Purple, Blue and Reimu didn't take anyone with me.

So three days later, the ghosts agreed to Purple's plan.

As for why? That's when I made a bet with the Oni Clan, I won and they agreed to the establishment of Gensokyo, and I lost, and immediately left with the purple women.

Obviously, I won.

And the terrain.

Because of the desolate location, ordinary humans are not suitable for survival here, except for youkai.

The nearby villages are where powerful exorcists gather.

So in order to solve the problem of human survival, I used some cryptic ways to tell the existence of Violet Eloe.

Loy is a dragon, and changing the environment is a small thing for her.

Actually, I'm the same, but even if I have Lianhua's help, the world will still rebound, so I'll just leave it to Roy.

The terrain transformation is complete, and Roy has given a young girl powerful powers to ensure the balance of human and yokai forces and the stability of Gensokyo's environment.

Unfortunately, for some special reasons, the person who inherited this power in the end became Hakurei, so this power was called ...... The power of Boree.

Later, Murasaki relocated Hakurei's shrine from its original location to Gensokyo, and the emperor began to give advice to Murasaki and Hakurei because of his outstanding wisdom.

Not only that, but there was also a young girl named Beida who came with the shrine...... It was a child that I adopted with Hakurei near the original Hakurei Shrine.

Hakurei and Beida are in charge of humans, and Purple, Kazumi, and Blue are in charge of youkai.

Gensokyo, far from the world, was initially established.

……

After helping Purple and Hiroshi build Gensokyo, I left silently.

……

Hundreds of years later.

When I quietly returned to Gensokyo again. The war began.

Because of the imbalance in the power of humans and monsters, some cruel and aggressive monsters kill humans at will, even if Purple and this generation of Hakuri are powerless to stop it.

So, when Gensokyo humanity was facing a crisis, the emperor came up with an idea.

It was a plan for the restless yokai to invade the moon.

The capital of the moon above the moon.

That's the city where the moonmen live. They are different from the humans on the ground, not only have extremely superb technology, but also have powerful power that can compete with youkai.

Therefore, the emperor plans to let those unruly yokai wage war against the moon, so that the peace of Gensokyo can be maintained.

Because if this continues, humanity will die. That Gensokyo will also live up to its existence.

Thus, the plan to invade the moon led by Purple began.

Originally, the war of invasion of the moon, which was only to clear most of the restless monsters, went well, but there was an accident when the middle purple was about to retreat.

The real and illusory realms that were cut apart by the ability of the purple realm, and the passage connecting the moon and Gensokyo was cut off.

So the monsters in Gensokyo, who had no way out, could only fight bloodily, but in the end they were still defeated by the powerful power of the moon, except for me, who was still struggling and hiding...... Annihilation!

As a result, the removal plan went smoothly, no, and even exceeded the standard.

However, Purple is also in crisis, because the space is sealed, and she can't run out of the moon.

Just as Purple was about to be hit by a bullet fired by a moon soldier, a man stood in front of her.

"Let her go."

Blood slowly dripped from my palm, and I spread my hand, the hollow in my palm and the blood on my face began to heal rapidly.

I was expressionless and said coldly, "Let her go!"

An invisible cold and murderous aura began to emanate from my body, making the people nearby feel inexplicably chilled.

Seeing that they were still threatening me and Purple, I was still indifferent, and my eyes began to turn red at some point, and I continued: "Let her go, don't force me to do it, I ...... Don't want to kill. ”

Or rather, I don't want to ruin this planet, this world.

Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous!

The strangeness of horror and despair caused alarm signs to echo in everyone's minds, especially the moon people.

It was a cold and **** killing intent.

They had never seen such a powerful and insane killing intent.

There was silence for a while, and a young girl walked out. Her voice was cold, as if it could cut through ice and snow.

She said, "It's okay to let this intruder go, but it's ......."

So, Purple left, but I was left on the moon.

……

Three years later, at the time of Daqing, several people in the Moon Capital relaxed their vigilance.

Although I'm a little sorry for Mizuki Ihime and Mizuki Toyohime. I didn't do anything anyway, though...... Well, that's right.

So, with the help of Lianhua, I found the realm left behind by Zi and slipped back to Earth.

……

Scold...... Luckily, no one remembered me, or I would have been on the run.

Good luck...... yes, good luck.

……

I was tired of being in the East for too long, so I came to the West at that time.

That's where I started traveling.

I didn't encounter any interesting things, but there was one thing that impressed me deeply.

Rely on it, rely on it! It's just that the food here is so unpalatable! It's so disgusting that I vomit!

Luckily, I know how to cook myself, otherwise I'd have to die of nausea if I don't starve to death.

One day, I was passing by a small town.

"Get out of here, witch!"

The children smashed stones at a silver-haired girl who was covered in dirt, and the adults did not stop her, but also looked at the girl with disgust, "Witch who won't grow old, go and die!" ”

The girl was silent, just protecting the soil-stained black bread in her arms and trying to leave.

So I stopped, took the bullied girl away, and educated all the bullies (K) by the way.

……

"Why do you want to help me?"

The girl tried to break free of the hand I was holding, but she couldn't.

There is no love in the world for no reason, and she is convinced of this, at least she has not encountered it.

So in her opinion, I must have other intentions.

"Because I like it."

I laughed out of tune, "I think you're beautiful, so I want you to be my daughter-in-law." ”

"Don't worry, since you will be my daughter-in-law in the future, the uncle will protect you, at least he will not let others bully you."

I'm serious about it.

"......" really has no intentions.

The girl thought so, but her heart relaxed for some reason, she was tired. Really tired.

She said softly, "Really?"

Me: "......"

Damn, when she said that, she actually relaxed. Women are so elusive.

I was speechless, but I didn't want to change my words, so I just nodded.

"By the way, since you are a daughter-in-law, you have to be proficient in housework, and you probably won't know anything from your appearance, so let me teach you."

I've been bored lately, and I think it's good to have someone in charge of taking care of me, who makes me take care of others all the time.

By the way, I really envy Shenqi, especially her maid, Yumeko.

Hehe, let's train a professional maid out as well.

"I'm not going to get old, I'm not going to die, you're going to be scared."

The girl looked at me and nodded, but she was a little worried.

"If you don't object, you agree, let's go, change into clean clothes, my intimate girl...... Ah no, how can a daughter-in-law wear such poor clothes. ”

I ignored the girl's worries, so I said to myself, and took the girl away.

"Hey, what's your name?"

On the way, I asked.

Damn, I don't even know the name, and I'm a personal maid, it's a toothache.

"Night, sixteen nights."

……

No, the first thing to teach the housework of the night is to cook, damn, it's really troublesome to cook by yourself.

……

"Okay, everything that should be taught to you has been taught to you, and you have to live a good life in the future."

Paris.

"Why don't you want me? Obviously said that she was a personal maid, and she said that she wanted to marry me, why did you leave me behind? ”

The night changed to a deserted appearance, and the mood was very excited.

"Because I can't stay any longer!"

I sighed in my heart, the longer it went on, the more reluctant I became.

"Lotus ......"

Not in the past, not in the future, excluded by all worlds.

Light and darkness, life and death, creation and destruction all represent me.

An accident born in the chaos of death and rebirth in countless worlds.

When the world's tolerance reaches its limit, I will also leave, completely gone, and never be able to return to this world again.

Because, she will perish.

This world, attached to me, hated me, hated me, loved me, all of it, no longer exists, and the memories are gone, never to be recovered.

……

The endurance is almost at its limit.

"Is it to stay? Or do you want to leave? ”

Lianhua couldn't answer.

I was walking through the bustling city and hesitating, when I suddenly saw a little girl looking at the children who were attached to their parents with a look of envy not far away.

Xiao Zi?

"Hey, little one, can you take me in? I have nowhere to go. ”

The child looked at me in front of me who was inexplicably asked for her to take me in with her big innocent eyes, and nodded vigorously, "Okay." ”

……

"Ah, brother, Lianzi came to play with me, come out quickly!"

"Oh."

I walked out and looked at the girl next to Melly and smiled, "Little Lianzi, are you looking for Melly again?" ”

"Old, teacher."

……

"Yo, little brother, do you want this piece of gold? It's only 50,000 yuan. ”

As I walked along the road, a bespectacled girl cried out in front of me with a leaf in her hand.

……

"Brother, brother, I went to a nearby shrine with Lianzi today, I heard that it was very effective."

One Sunday, Melly said excitedly.

"Oh."

……

"Huh, frog, snake?"

When I came to the shrine and looked at the gods worshiped at the shrine, I was a little surprised and a little weak.

Damn, you can still meet at this time, it's really a bad fate.

"Hey, rude fellow, don't be disrespectful to the gods!"

Hearing my voice, the shrine maiden of the shrine came out.

"Oh, got it."

I nodded.