Zhen Yaofeng shrank his neck, he looked at the father on the sofa and the strong force on the ground who didn't wake up, and broke out in a cold sweat. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Fortunately, the hypnosis of this Rab 9527 was deep enough, otherwise they would have been scared by such a big movement.

Zhen Yaofeng ran into the house and saw Rab 9527 grabbing the broken computer screen and looking at him, and the ground was full of debris.

"I'm going... What are you doing? ”

Zhen Yaofeng collapsed on the wall, this computer is the most decent household appliance in his home, since he went to high school, the family was afraid that Zhen Yaofeng would steal lol, and the computer was locked by Cao Xin with a password that even she didn't know.

As a result, he didn't wait for Zhen Yaofeng to graduate, but he was broken into pieces by Rab 9527.

Rab 9527 looked at the computer fragment in his hand and said, "I didn't get any knowledge and information from the computer"

"Nonsense! The computer is broken by you, you can get a yarn! Zhen Yaofeng collapsed.

"Didn't you tell me to turn on the computer? I just opened it, what next? And I don't see the yarn...," Rab 9527 asked.

Zhen Yaofeng trembled angrily: "There is no next!" Buy a computer first and come back! ”

"Then go buy it," Rab 9527 urged.

"Money! I don't have any money! Buying a computer costs money! Eldest sister! Zhen Yaofeng shook his hands vigorously.

Rab 9527 frowned: "Money? Where's the money? ”

"The money is in the bank!"

"Then go to the bank and get it."

Zhen Yaofeng: "......"

So, Zhen Yaofeng spent half an hour talking to Rab 9527 about the meaning of money on the earth, as well as his family's economic situation in Shenzhou, as well as the consequences of robbing the bank, and Rab 9527 slowly understood the current situation.

"In other words, you can't do anything without money, can you? You earthlings are really strange, wasting time and effort to get money, and then exchange the money for what you need, why don't you just find a way to get what you need, skip the process of exchanging money, isn't the money meaningless? ”

See, everyone who has Guo Degang's hairstyle has an IQ that is definitely not low, and this sentence is also useful for aliens.

Zhen Yaofeng was powerless to refute Rab 9527's crooked reasoning, he looked at the sky outside and said slightly: "I have to go to class, you go with me first, and then let my parents and vigorously wake them up"

"Then when are you going to help me find someone from our planet?" Rab 9527 asked.

Zhen Yaofeng said helplessly: "I can only wait for me to help you find it when I have a rest on Saturdays and Sundays, or wait for the vacation after my college entrance examination... Those explanations are too complicated, in short, you want me to help you, everything now has to listen to me, because this is the earth, not your Rab first came to the star, understand? ”

Rab 9527 reacted for a while when he heard this, and finally nodded, and Zhen Yaofeng breathed a sigh of relief.

Originally, he hoped that this female alien could bring something that caused a sensation in the world, and when the time came, he would learn a fart trick, but to his disappointment, this female alien did not have what he wanted, and everything had to be carried out step by step, anyway, looking at her like that was not a temper that turned herself into toilet paper.

Zhen Yaofeng first hid the broken computer screen in his room, then found a black shoe box from under the bed, took off the cover of the shoe box and placed it on the computer desk, and covered it with the gauze curtain that covered the computer before.

Not to mention, as soon as the tulle curtain is covered, the black shoebox cover is like a real computer screen, anyway, my wife usually doesn't move the computer, and she can't find it in a short time.

After dealing with the "accident scene", Zhen Yaofeng hugged his shoulders and looked at Rab 9527, he looked at the alien woman in front of him with an almost perfect figure, and was slightly moved.

It's just that the excitement that just surged was extinguished by her Guo Degang's hairstyle.

"Your hairstyle is so unobtrusive, it's too eye-catching to walk down the street, I've got to get you something to wear... That's it."

Zhen Yaofeng turned out a peaked cap and buckled it on Rab 9527's head, she shook her head twice, and she didn't seem to be very comfortable with the feeling of hat bondage.

"You can't do this dress, how can a normal person wear this silver tights... You'd better be... Take it off... Change into the clothes of earthlings..."

Speaking of this, Zhen Yaofeng secretly scolded himself in his heart for being inferior to a beast, but his eyes kept looking at Rab 9527's chest.

"Nope"

After Rab 9527 rejected Zhen Yaofeng's words, he continued: "This clothes are made of special elements of our planet, and it can protect me from the environment of a strange planet, so I can't take it off."

Zhen Yaofeng said happily: "Okay, but then you also have to put on our earthling's clothes outside, otherwise you will be discovered."

After speaking, he took out a coffee-colored long-sleeved and loose jeans from the wardrobe and put it on Rab 9527, but he didn't expect Rab 9527 to wear his clothes just right, plus the cap on her head, Rab 9527 immediately turned into a fashionable and beautiful hot girl.

"Yes, it looks okay from the outside, now I'm going to give you a human name, what's the name..."

It's still a long time to get along with this Rab 9527, so you can't call her her full name every day, which sounds awkward and weird, right?

This female alien has Liu Yan's figure, Guo Degang's hairstyle, combined with these two points, Zhen Yaofeng gave Rab 9527 a wild and connotative, simple and atmospheric name - Liu Gang.

Rab 9527 also liked it when he heard his human name.

After doing this, Zhen Yaofeng put his history textbooks for three years of high school into his schoolbag, and took away a set of "100,000 Whys" that he read when he was a child, and then left home in a hurry with Liu Gang.

……

There were not many people on the street at six o'clock in the morning, Zhen Yaofeng and Liu Gang walked forward side by side, Liu Gang's head was turning back and forth, with a vigilant face, Zhen Yaofeng found that Liu Gang didn't know when he brought out the water gun, and her hand was pressing on the water gun at this time.

"Hey, how did you get the water gun out? This thing is too dangerous, why are you taking it with you? Zhen Yaofeng was puzzled.

"Be vigilant on any planet, this is the tradition of our Rab's first envoys, don't let the earthlings find out my identity, if anyone sees that I'm an alien, I'll turn him into toilet paper!" Liu Gang said with a serious face.

Zhen Yaofeng had a chill, he shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said, "Don't worry, you are the same as us humans, no one will find out that you are an alien, and you don't need to use that water gun."

The two continued to walk forward as they spoke, and he was going to find a suitable place for Liu Gang to let her stay until he was out of school and then plan what to do in the evening.

At this time, the two of them passed by an old man sweeping the street, the old man glanced at Liu Gang, snorted coldly, and then muttered secretly while sweeping the floor: "Now this girl is really not good, she looks quite handsome, but she can wear men and women, just like aliens..."

Liu Gang suddenly stopped, his eyes widened, and he muttered, "Oh no, I've been discovered!" ”

said that it was too late, and then quickly, Liu Gang took out the water gun, turned around and pulled the trigger on the old man who was sweeping the street.

"Damn! Don't! ”

At the last moment, Zhen Yaofeng couldn't care so much, he slammed forward and pushed the old man aside, and at the same time, the green light from the water gun "biu" hit him firmly.