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There was a trace of regret in his heart, why did he rush over to block this old man?

Therefore, people can't be too kind, otherwise they can only become something that wipes the butts of others.

All the remorse and helplessness flashed in Zhen Yaofeng's mind, and the next second he closed his eyes in despair.

"Boom!"

Zhen Yaofeng only felt a pain in his knees, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that he was lying on the ground, and his body had not turned into toilet paper.

"I... I'm still alive..."

Zhen Yaofeng had seen the power of the water gun, and he stood up to confirm that there was nothing abnormal about him.

The old man was pushed by Zhen Yaofeng like this, and a very exaggerated backflip fell to the ground, and then he snorted and screamed.

"Oops... You're going to push me to death... I don't think I can get up without 5,000 dollars... Oops..."

Zhen Yaofeng didn't bother with the old man touching the porcelain at all, he was surprised that his body was not affected by the power of the water gun, and Liu Gang also said that he couldn't believe it.

"It's impossible, any creature hit by the weapons of our planet will turn into toilet paper, without a single exception."

Liu Gang muttered as he "biu" at a rat passing in a hurry in the grass, and as the green light hit the mouse, the green light flashed before meeting, and a roll of toilet paper appeared on the ground.

Overhead a bird landed on a telephone pole, Liu Gang gave the bird another shot, and a roll of toilet paper fell from the sky.

The old man trembled at the corner of his mouth when he saw this, and then a carp stood up, dragged a broom and ran away.

Liu Gang put away the water gun, stared at Zhen Yaofeng with straight eyes, and then said seriously: "You are really different from other humans, it is the first time I have met a creature that is immune to our planet's weapons, it seems that Rab 1414's choice is right, you are the human who can save us." ”

At this time, Zhen Yaofeng really wanted to ask Rab 1414 why he chose him, but unfortunately he had turned into toilet paper, and he didn't know when the answer to this question would be.

"If it's just because I'm not going to turn into toilet paper and become a human to save you, I'd really suggest you go to Biu and ask the others."

Although Zhen Yaofeng thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to say it, this female alien would only understand the literal meaning, if she really held the water gun and the others, it would be troublesome.

He took Liu Gang to KFC across the school, found a corner by the window and sat down, and then Zhen Yaofeng put the history book and "One Hundred Thousand Whys" on the table, and ordered her a cup of milk tea on the table to avoid being kicked out.

"You are waiting for me here, these books are enough for you to understand the development of the earth from ancient times to the present, and no matter what others say, you should not answer, let alone use a water gun to mess with others... This is by the window, I can see you in the classroom, can you rest assured that we will wait for me to get out of school and we will study how to save your planet, understand? ”

Liu Gang nodded, and then sat on the chair without saying a word and opened "One Hundred Thousand Whys" and watched it slowly.

Zhen Yaofeng sat with her for more than ten minutes, and when he saw that she was quiet and there was nothing abnormal, he breathed a sigh of relief and got up and left KFC.

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Back in the classroom, Zhen Yaofeng saw that several top students were already studying hard for the college entrance examination in their seats, he lazily walked to the corner of the last row of classrooms, threw his schoolbag on the table, and then sat on the chair and looked out the window, just enough to see Liu Gang sitting in KFC.

"This female alien looks pretty good, as long as she doesn't make any big noise, just stay until school." Zhen Yaofeng thought secretly in his heart.

He kept tilting his head and staring at the inside of KFC until the classroom was filled with people.

"Crazy, you're here early!"

Zhen Yaofeng looked back, and it was his tablemate standing in front of him, An Song.

An Song is one of Zhen Yaofeng's most iron brothers, he is of medium height, half a head taller than Zhen Yaofeng, small eyes, his right arm is very thick, there is a scar on his forehead, and the whole person looks ruffian.

The reason why he became one of Zhen Yaofeng's best brothers is because the two are very similar in many places, hobbies, academic performance, temperament and personality, etc.

The two of them nibbled on a bag of little raccoons when they had no money, skipped class together, were found by their parents together, and were beaten by the class next door together, in short, the two experienced all the ups and downs of three years of high school.

And the madman is Zhen Yaofeng's nickname, although Zhen Yaofeng's grades are poor, but he has developed a good skill, in a fight with a foreign school, Zhen Yaofeng's brave performance made him earn this nickname.

At that time, there were more than 50 people on both sides, the scene was quite spectacular, Zhen Yaofeng bore the brunt of an angry roar, after a chaotic battle, he successfully rode on a boy and opened the bow left and right, the boy didn't know why, he didn't fight back when he was beaten, but he kept scolding Zhen Yaofeng in his mouth.

"You're crazy! We're from the same school! ”

Hence the nickname "madman".

Zhen Yaofeng stretched out his hand without raising his head: "Lend me your mobile phone." ”

An Song took out Kidney Six from his pocket and threw it to Zhen Yaofeng, then sat on the chair and said, "I have no flow, save some money." ”

"I'll just scroll through the web page and don't watch the film."

Zhen Yaofeng swiped the news as he spoke, since his mobile phone was replaced with Nokia, An Song's mobile phone has become an artifact for Zhen Yaofeng to pass the time, and the reason why An Song can take Kidney Six to school is related to the fact that he is the last in the class.

After visiting several major forums, Zhen Yaofeng was surprised to find that the news that the spicy strip was stolen had disappeared in a flash, he searched for keywords, and any content about this news was gone.

"Ah Song, do you remember the news of the spicy strip theft case on the Internet yesterday?" Zhen Yaofeng raised his head and asked.

"Remember, didn't you just say that the spicy strips in supermarkets across the country were stolen? It seems that it was an alien or something.,Spoof news.,What's wrong? Ansong said, putting his feet on the table.

"It's okay, just ask."

Zhen Yaofeng returned the phone to An Song, and then looked at the ceiling with his arms in his arms, thinking nonsense, he was wondering where those aliens who had eaten spicy strips and gone crazy would go.

It stands to reason that if these aliens go crazy, they will definitely attract the attention of the people around them, but after a day and a night, there is still no sensational news, do these aliens know how to deliberately hide themselves? Or is it that the aliens have made a lot of noise, but they are not on the news?

After pondering for a long time, Zhen Yaofeng didn't come up with a reason, so he didn't waste time on things he couldn't figure out, he turned his head and looked at KFC across the school again, but saw Liu Gang pushing open the door and running outside.