Chapter 50: There's a Problem with You
At noon, the fat man specially called Zhen Yaofeng and An Song brothers, came to the dumpling restaurant opposite the school, ordered a table of dishes and three cases of beer, and seven or eight people ate and drank with open stomachs. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
After a few bottles of beer, Zhen Yaofeng's faces became red, and everyone talked about more and more topics, but they all deliberately avoided the fat man's affairs, after all, Ma Rong and Song Zhe's affairs were enough to make the fat man feel aggrieved, and everyone understood the meaning of the fat man inviting them out to drink, but no one wanted to say anything.
The fat man stood up and stretched out the wine bottle in front of Zhen Yaofeng: "Come on!" Maniac, let's drink one alone! ”
"Drink!"
Zhen Yaofeng and the fat man touched the bottle, drank a few big sips, and after the two finished drinking, they sat down together, the fat man burped, his eyes were a little red, he supported his chin with both hands, and sighed heavily.
"Hey... I can see clearly, what is his love or not, in the end, the friendship between brothers is the most down-to-earth... If time can come back, my baby Wang will definitely keep his eyes open and never chase Ma Rong's slut! ”
An Song took out Zhonghua from his pocket, and said with a smile while giving a cigarette to the brothers present: "Fatty, you can be content, don't forget that the brothers present are all singles, but you have also ridden the horse for so long." ”
"If I take out the money spent on Ma Rong, I can also sleep with Ren Qiqi, Ren Qiqi is hundreds of times stronger than Ma Rong!" The fat man said with a smoke ring.
Ren Qiqi is the most beautiful female student in Zhen Yaofeng's school, and she is also the goddess in the hearts of all the boys in their school, but so far it has not been rumored that Ren Qiqi has ever been good with any boy, but I heard that none of the boys who have pursued Ren Qiqi have succeeded.
"A girl like Ren Qiqi with a strong body and face can't find it on the street, let alone get it... But the madman and his sister are so beautiful, she can have a fight with Ren Qiqi, especially that breast, stains..."An Song squinted his eyes and said obscenely.
"That's right! The madman's sister's figure and appearance don't have to be said... Other than the hairstyle social point. A brother said drunkenly holding up a wine bottle.
"Yes! Sister Liu is like a model, crazy, you don't have a sister and brother in love or something, you are really blind to your sister's figure and appearance. ”
"I agree! Ask for madman and Sister Liu's BD HD! AVI will do the trick too! ”
The fat man smiled evilly: "It's really not good, it's no problem to have a GIF GIF!" Brothers don't pick! ”
The last time I caught Rab 9741, these brothers at the wine table went to help, and they saw that Liu Gang was fascinated by her at the time, and now when the school flower Ren Qiqi was mentioned, the topic turned to Liu Gang.
Zhen Yaofeng smiled bitterly and took a bite of the dish while chewing: "If I really have that day, I will definitely shoot a high-definition picture for you... Unfortunately, it is impossible in this life. ”
An Song leaned his head over and whispered, "Crazy, are you not good at that?" ”
"I can't do that, how can I have you with your mother?"
"Grass, then what do you say is impossible in this life?"
Zhen Yaofeng said helplessly: "What do you say... It is... Anyway, my sister is very simple, and she doesn't even know the basic things about men and women, so I said that there is no day in my life. ”
Although he knows all kinds of awesome men in ancient and modern China and abroad, including Dong Yong of the Sun Immortal, Xu Xian of the Sun Demon, Ning Caichen of the Sun Ghost and Luo Eleven of the Sun Caterpillar, but no one has tried this kind of thing as a Japanese alien so far, and Zhen Yaofeng has no bottom in his heart.
As a result, everyone was embarrassed when they heard that Liu Gang simply didn't even know a little bit about basic men and women, and they obviously didn't believe what Zhen Yaofeng said.
"If your sister really didn't understand anything, your virtue would have pushed her down countless times... I think it's just that you can't do it. ”
After An Song finished laughing and teasing, several brothers around him also coaxed, Zhen Yaofeng was embarrassed for a while, he drank all the beer on the table, and then slapped the table heavily.
"Wait! Today, I have to contribute the essence of the child that I have saved for more than ten years to my sister! ”
After speaking, Zhen Yaofeng wiped the oil stains on his mouth, stumbled out of the dumpling restaurant, and walked towards the rental house.
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Originally, this kind of thing of sister and brother love made Zhen Yaofeng and boys of their age yearn very much, because mature women often make boys full of fantasies.
As long as Liu Gang covers his head, his figure and appearance are absolutely uncontrollable for any man, let alone Zhen Yaofeng, who has drunk ten bottles of beer.
Now in Zhen Yaofeng's head, only Liu Gang is naked, lying on the bed, as for the alien matter, he has long left it behind.
Therefore, alcohol is the best spring medicine in the world.
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Waiting for Zhen Yaofeng to open the door of the rental house, Liu Gang was squatting in front of the pile of equipment and didn't know what to find, and the plump posture made Zhen Yaofeng, who had alcohol in his brain, feel his blood fingers surging up his head.
Liu Gang turned around and saw Zhen Yaofeng's face flushed, his crotch slightly bulging, and asked, "What are you hiding in your legs?" ”
Zhen Yaofeng swallowed his saliva, he grabbed Liu Gang's hand and dragged her to the computer, and then skillfully typed in the usual movie website, and clicked on a European and American blockbuster at random.
"Look at this... Look..."Zhen Yaofeng gasped and said to Liu Gang.
Liu Gang looked at a European and American woman kneeling on the screen and sucking a man's popsicle, and wondered: "Why does this woman want to suck a man?" ”
Zhen Yaofeng swallowed his saliva: "That man is uncomfortable, and that woman is helping him." ”
Liu Gang was silent for a moment and asked, "Let you hold your urine?" ”
"Yes!"
"You human women are great."
Zhen Yaofeng disliked ink, he dragged the progress bar of this European and American blockbuster to the middle, and as soon as the picture turned, the speaker immediately heard a deep male and female duet unique to European and American blockbusters, looking at the European and American men and women who were doing some kind of repetitive action on the screen, Liu Gang looked at Zhen Yaofeng expressionlessly.
"I've learned from the computer that this is a way for you humans to reproduce, right?"
Zhen Yaofeng stared at Liu Gang's chest with a deep slit, he was in no mood to explain so much to her, coupled with the effect of alcohol, he could no longer suppress the bestiality in his heart, pounced on Liu Gang, and then took off his pants in three or two.
Liu Gang looked at Zhen Yaofeng's appearance, glanced at the impassioned European and American blockbusters on the computer screen, and said calmly: "Do I want to scream like that woman?" ”
Zhen Yaofeng couldn't help but smile and reached out to untie Liu Gang's clothes: "You don't have to scream, you just... You pose like that woman, and I'll take care of the rest..."
Hearing this, Liu Gang pushed Zhen Yaofeng, who was straddling his waist, away, then stood up and said, "I know what you're going to do, but I'm afraid I won't be able to cooperate with you." ”
Zhen Yaofeng lifted his pants and said stupidly: "Why? ”
Liu Gang pointed to his lower body: "Because I'm different from you humans here." ”
After speaking, she reached out and slowly unzipped the silver leggings on her body, and took them off facing Zhen Yaofeng.