Zhen Yaofeng remembers seeing a joke when he was a child. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's about two fishermen who catch a mermaid, and this mermaid is beautiful, but one of them looks at the mermaid and lets her go.

The other fisherman was so angry that he asked the fisherman who had let the mermaid go, "Why?" ”

The fisherman who let him go replied, "How?"

At this time, Zhen Yaofeng's mood was the same as that of the fisherman who let go of the mermaid.

Because he saw that Liu Gang's two big white legs were bare in the middle, and there was nothing, yes, it was something that a woman should have, but Liu Gang didn't have it.

In an instant, Zhen Yaofeng's majestic popsicle melted and collapsed, and those previous impulses disappeared without a trace in an instant.

He finally understood the true meaning of the popular phrase "you show me this when you take off your pants".

"How come you don't have holes... Ah no, I was trying to ask... The people of your planet... How to pee? Zhen Yaofeng said embarrassedly.

Liu Gang lifted his pants and said: "The people of our planet are advanced beings in the universe, and we don't need to carry out those complicated behaviors, such as excretion, giving birth to life, complex medical procedures, etc., so we don't have the same physiological organs as you humans. ”

Zhen Yaofeng wanted to cry without tears and said: "Then you have everything on your body for Mao, but there are no holes?" It's not fair! ”

Liu Gang pondered for a moment and said: "Actually, we can also fully have the appearance of human beings, the cosmic fruit candy has the earth-flavored fruit candy in it, and after eating it, the organs on our bodies are completely the same as those of human beings." ”

"It's just that the appearance of us and you earthlings is no different from each other, except for some extremely special organs, so we didn't bring the earth-flavored cosmic fruit candy... As long as I eat the earth-flavored cosmic fruit candy, I'll have that hole. ”

After speaking, Liu Gang glanced at the woman in a strange pose on the computer screen, and continued to add: "It's two holes. ”

Zhen Yaofeng didn't mention his pants, he sat in front of the computer with a disappointed face, watching the intense European and American love action movies on the screen, his heart was burning, and the big popsicle that had been soft before was now standing up again.

Liu Gang looked at Zhen Yaofeng between his legs, then looked at him with a painful look and said, "Are you also holding back very uncomfortable?" Do you want me to help you? ”

Zhen Yaofeng glanced back at Liu Gang, and his gaze finally stayed on Liu Gang's mouth.

"Help me? Don't... You're going to help me... Suck it out? ”

Liu Gang nodded vigorously.

As soon as he heard this, Zhen Yaofeng immediately stood up excitedly, he only focused on the middle of Liu Gang's legs and ignored other important parts, and now Liu Gang actually took the initiative to help him suck it out, which made Zhen Yaofeng fluttering.

"Come on... I'm ready..."Zhen Yaofeng swallowed, straightened his waist and said.

Hearing this, Liu Gang walked to Zhen Yaofeng's side, squatted down, slowly put his head close between his legs, and then stretched out a hand to support his thigh.

Zhen Yaofeng only felt that his body was numb and crispy, and the hot air from Liu Gang's mouth made both of his legs weak.

Just when his little Zhen Yaofeng was about to meet some kind of warm and humid environment, Liu Gang's other hand suddenly reached into the pile of equipment at Zhen Yaofeng's feet, and then grabbed a black bowl and buckled it on top of Xiao Zhen Yaofeng.

"This is the suction device that our planet uses to extract matter, it has a super suction ability, and the material buried more than ten meters deep in the ground can be sucked out by it, which is hundreds of times stronger than the suction of your human mouth... And it's relatively hygienic. ”

Zhen Yaofeng was stunned, it was too late for him to react, he never dreamed that Liu Gang would "suck" it out like this!

"Buzz!"

As Liu Gang pressed on the suction device, Zhen Yaofeng only felt that his Ding Ding was sucked by a huge force, as if someone had pulled out a fire pot on his Ding Ding, and an unbearable feeling of swelling came from under his crotch.

"Ahh Yes! ”

Heart-rending screams resounded throughout the residential buildings.

……

Cao Xin got off work early today, she went home to rest for a while and began to work on dinner, vigorously surrounding her and shaking her tail, this goods are also hungry.

When Cao Xin had just finished frying the peanuts, Zhen Yaofei opened the door with a wine bottle.

The old couple has been married for so many years, Zhen Yaofei loves to eat Cao Xin's fried peanuts, no matter where he is, as long as Zhen Yaofei smells Cao Xin's fried peanuts, no matter how far away, he will buy a bottle of Erguotou and run home.

"Just eat positively! Ran back so punctually. Cao Xin poked his head out angrily and glared at Zhen Yaofei.

Zhen Yaofei grinned, his body sank into the sofa and began to play with Dali, and when Dali saw the second pot, he immediately rushed over and licked the wine bottle, whining.

After a while, Zhen Yaofeng came back, but as soon as he entered the house, he bent his waist and didn't dare to stand up straight, and his legs were clamped tightly, and he grinned in pain with every step, which was very funny.

Zhen Yaofei got up from the sofa, walked to Zhen Yaofeng's side with his hands behind his back and whispered, "Is it hemorrhoids?" ”

Zhen Yaofeng cried with a sad face: "Dad... Can you stop kidding? When did I have hemorrhoids? ”

Cao Xin saw that his son was walking as if he had stepped on a spring, and asked with concern, "Xiaofeng, what's wrong with you?" What's uncomfortable? ”

Zhen Yaofeng waved his hand awkwardly: "It's okay, it's okay... It's just a thigh cramp..."

"You don't have leg cramps, do you? Do you want to go to the hospital? Cao Xin said worriedly.

"It's really okay Mom, just go slowly these two days... I'll go back to the house and lie down for a while..."

Zhen Yaofeng grinned and went into his room and closed the door, he got into the quilt and took off his pants, looking at his Ding Ding swollen like a ham sausage, he only felt a heartache.

Liu Gang's suction device was so ruthless that Zhen Yaofeng still remembers how painful it was to suck the balls out of Dingding.

"I'm really in the water in my head, and I'm going to have a bang with aliens... Damn it, I've drunk too much..."

If it weren't for An Song and the fat man coaxing, plus Zhen Yaofeng was interested in Liu Gang in his heart, who wouldn't be tempted by a beautiful woman in front of him, who knew that Liu Gang was missing some parts, which made Zhen Yaofeng depressed.

……

The next day, Zhen Yaofeng lay in the rental house for a whole day, with ice and massage, and he finally felt a little better, because he was going to complete the task assigned by the flower cloth shirt at night, and he couldn't limp away.

"Hua Bu said that at eleven o'clock tonight, those brick houses and the police forces planted around will leave, and until six o'clock tomorrow morning, those soldiers will come back again, there should be enough time, right?" Zhen Yaofeng asked.

Liu Gang nodded while sorting out his equipment: "Enough." ”

Zhen Yaofeng squatted down and fiddled with those strange high-tech and asked, "How are you going to solve that bottomless pit that night?" ”

Liu Gang took out a palm-sized black sphere from his equipment: "Use this." ”