Chapter 2: Son, Dabao rub less! waste
Since Yang Hongguo got this so-called body training pill in his hand, his heart was like a cat scratching, and he was looking forward to ending this day early, and when he came home from school, he would test whether this body training pill was as magical as advertised. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hmph, brother, I won't give you a review, I haven't tried anything yet, I just want my brother to give you a good review, and I don't want to see who my brother is, my brother is the master who has been in Taobao for many years" Yang Hongguo looked at the request sent by the little pill seller on his phone, grinned disdainfully, and muttered in a low voice.
"Wait, wait for my brother to try it and see how it works, if you are a liar, my brother will give your boss every day to Lao Jun burn incense and paper to complain to him, so that you don't learn well for a day, clean up some things to fool people, hum" Yang Hongguo arrogantly sent this passage to the drug dealer.
But I never imagined that the other side would reply, "No matter how many times my brother abuses me, I treat my brother like my first love." Momda. ”
Yang Hongguo was also drunk when he saw this sentence sent by the drug dealer.
The people above the Tmd Heavenly Court are now advancing with the times, and the nnd labor and management still think that the gods in the sky are all serious, mighty, and unsmiling.
Wipe. Sure enough, it was a TV series that killed people, who would have thought that the current immortals are so "naughty". It's amazing, it's amazing
Yang Hongguo saw that the other party was in love with him, and he immediately had no interest in replying to the letter, although his brother is a little plump and his eyes are a little small, but he is cute. In case this immortal fell in love with him, he quickly closed the dialog box and settled down.
"Huh, it's okay, it's okay, fortunately, my brother's willpower is strong enough, if you don't change it to Li Xiang's turtle calf thing, you can't see each other honestly when you see that the other party is a fairy, the chrysanthemum is open for you, washed and served" Yang Hongguo secretly complained in his heart.
At the same time, the head is not enough for a while, is it so open above the current heavenly court? Even an immortal with an abnormal orientation like a drug dealer can survive on it?
It seems that I will have to read more books in the future, gain more knowledge, and then study the structure of the next door, who is the most bull B, if I have the opportunity to speak in the future, shoot two loud sycophants, maybe I can be a little fairy when I am happy? Bi Ma Wen is fine, anyway, my brother doesn't care. The more you think about it, the more beautiful it is, wow quack quack.
As soon as the bell rang for the end ...........of class, Yang Hongguo stood up before Yang Xue could say anything.
"Hey, Brother Guo, there's nothing wrong with you. Although you are usually delicious, but it is not like this, is it because Aunt Liu made something delicious for your kid? So excited," Li Xiang patted Yang Hongguo on the shoulder and said
"Get out, get out, you know a fart, brother has a major life event to solve today, I'm not interested in talking nonsense with you turtle calf, I'll go first, go home, there is still something to do, as for the task of going to see the little sister of ice cream, I will hand it over to you today, you have to be worthy of your brother's trust in you, you must be loyal to your duties, don't go there and let Xiaoyu introduce you to the object, don't say it." Withdraw first" Yang Hongguo's mouth flew quickly and strode out of the classroom with his bag on his back, and he didn't give Li Xiang any strength to come back to his senses, because Yang Hongguo knew that his iron buddy belonged to the kind of character who kicked his nose and face, and he couldn't give him a chance, otherwise he would annoy you to death.
Yang Hongguo walked out of the school gate quickly, looked at the sunset sky, and shouted in his mouth, "You are going to go to the sunset, brother, I am going to go to the twilight to give birth now, wow quack"
As soon as I walked to a newspaper kiosk opposite the school gate, I saw the car that picked me up every day, and walked over with a big stride.
"Yo, second uncle, it's so early, let you rest and rest, can't you just let the second brother come? Why don't you listen to persuasion? It's really hard," Yang Hongguo said as he saw a man about 60 years old standing next to the car.
"Hehe, Guo'er, this is not idle at home, but also idle, there is nothing to do, besides, you dare to sit on the driving skills of the second baby, how many years have I driven for your grandfather, not to underestimate the second baby, can he compare to me?" I saw the old man say with a smile on his face.
"Uh, whatever the second uncle, as long as you don't bother, and ah, don't let me see my dad again for a while, you don't have to be scolded for driving me. Hey......" Yang Hongguo opened the car door and got into the car and said helplessly
"Feiwazi, he dares, usually the company is busy and doesn't have time to take care of you, even if he dares to scold you, I don't know how many times more serious than your father when he was younger. Hmph, how many sticks did he suffer from your second uncle when he was a scoundrel, you go and ask him, and if he dares to scold your second uncle, he will clean him up. The second uncle, Wang Cheng, shouted
"Okay, okay, second uncle, got it. In the future, my dad will scold me again, and I will look for you, eh, second uncle, look at the road, look at the road, call ......" Yang Hongguo obediently agreed, if he didn't agree, God knows where the second uncle can drive the car for a while.
It is only about 20 minutes' drive from the school to Yang Hongguo's home, of course, if you walk, it will take about 2 hours, and you have to be a person with sharp legs and feet.
As the car drove into a large villa area, I turned left and right and stopped in front of a luxury villa.
Yang Hongguo skillfully opened the car door, walked to the door of the villa, raised his head and shouted, "Mom, your baby son is back, open the door quickly, I forgot to bring the key"
Yang Hongguo's wolf howl can be heard in half of the villa area, at this time, a woman about 40 years old who was watching TV in the living room of the villa area shook her head helplessly, "This stinky boy, how many times a month have you forgotten to bring your key, and you don't take it to heart every day, you have to find a wife with a better memory for Guo'er in the future, hehe" Liu Yunmeng said while walking towards the gate. Before he reached the gate, he saw the ghost actions of his naughty son, and he couldn't cry or laugh for a while.
"Stinky boy, how old is he, there are still no rules for doing things, how can I still learn when I was a child, how can I find a girlfriend in the future, hehehehe"
"Mom, can you open the door for me, besides, my son and I don't have a girlfriend? Ordinary people don't look down on it. Hey......." Yang Hongguo replied to his mother's words, and secretly changed his movements, only to see Yang Daxia's clothes fluttering, his chin slightly raised, his fat hand gently waved behind his back, and his eyes looked ahead, and he really looked like his life was as lonely as snow, hey. ...
"Okay, stinky boy, go, don't boast in front of the old man, my mother is still waiting to hold her grandson early."
"Uh, Mom, what's that, go into the house, enter the house, by the way, second uncle, you always drive carefully, it's okay if someone crashes, just don't crash my car, hehe"
"Second uncle, please pick up this little rabbit cub, come in and eat dinner"
"No, your second aunt is still over there, I still have to pick her up, let's go home later"
"Eh, then second uncle, you go slowly."
"Second uncle, slow down, thank you."
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Lovely dividing line
"Mom, I'm going to take a shower first, I'm sweating in gym class today." Yang Hongguo said to Liu Yunmeng
"Go, hurry up, your dad will be home soon, just eat together, throw the dirty clothes there and wait for mom to wash them later"
"Eh, I see, my mother, it's really verbose, hehehe." After Yang Hongguo finished speaking, he ran away
"Oh, this stinky boy"
At this time, Yang Hongguo was lying in the bathtub full of clear water in the bathroom, holding the pill called Lian Ti Dan in his hand. "nnd, reading novels and eating this kind of pill will get a dirty thing, brother, I'm well prepared, wow quack, this thing shouldn't have any side effects, it shouldn't be, after all, it's a fairy thing." MD, don't care, let's talk about it after eating" Yang Hongguo said to himself as he cheered himself on
As soon as he put the pill in his mouth, Yang Hongguo had never felt it in his life, it was too fragrant.
"Gollum ........" swallowed unconsciously.
One minute, two minutes, until it was almost 10 minutes, Yang Hongguo suddenly felt hot all over his body, and the surface of his skin rolled like waves on the sea, with such a wriggling, Yang Hongguo could clearly see that some black things appeared on his skin, and he was not surprised, thinking that it was not like this in the novel anyway, and he looked at himself now that he was on the road to success. In this way, Yang Hongguo endured the pain from his heart, and lay there in a daze, and it took about 20 minutes for that feeling to stop, and no new black dirt appeared on his skin.
Yang Hongguo immediately got up and put the water in the bathtub clean, stood under the rain and rushed to his body, while washing and touching his stomach, he didn't feel much change. Rub, if you meet a liar, it won't be.
Yang Hongguo washed his body clean, stood in front of the mirror and looked at himself inside, and suddenly had a very strange feeling, the original self was the kind of person who made people feel funny at a glance, but how could I have a faint obscenity now, and why was my skin so white.
"Oh my God, which angel sister is here to save me. I don't want to be a little white face, wow" Yang Hongguo wanted to cry in the mirror without tears.
After learning from the pain, I will never buy anything unclear in the future, and I will not pay back TNnd for such a big sin.
Changed into clean clothes and went to the dining room.
I saw that my mother, grandfather, and father were already waiting. Hurriedly went up and apologized.
"Grandpa, eat. Your old man eats first., what are you waiting for me to do?"
Yang Hongguo said flatteringly to an old man in his 70s sitting on the main seat.
"Hehe, Guo'er, quick, sit down and eat, grandpa and other grandchildren are happy, haha" The old man laughed and ordered
I sat down to eat.
As soon as I sat down, I felt that my parents were looking at me wrongly.
"Did you find anything?" asked cautiously
"Two adults, is there anything wrong with my son? Looking at me like this, the baby said that he was under a lot of pressure," Yang Hongguo said with a wink and looked at his parents
Who knew that my parents said in unison: "Stinky boy, how many treasures have you rubbed?" It's all in vain, talking about girlfriends? It's so stinky and beautiful, bring it back to my dad (mom)"
Yang Hongguo "........."
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