Chapter 1: My micro-business has flown into the sky

Protagonist, name: Yang Hongguo, weight: 138 pounds, height: 170 (to be precise, it is a little fat man, of course, it is a particularly cute kind of fat man)

There was a little fat man sitting in the back row of the second class of the third high school in Zhanjiang City, Jiangdong Province, Huaguo, and the other students were listening carefully to the teacher's serious lecture on the podium at this time, but our Yang Hongguo was lying on the table and falling asleep, drooling on the table, and the teacher probably didn't care about him. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Yang Hongguo: "Oh, the Queen Mother's legs are really good-looking, and what the hell is this thing with hair all over her body." Ouch, this old man's outfit is really fairy, compared to the fortune-telling liar old man under the second bridge, I can work hard, or I will ask him to hang me to see when I can beat the invincible hand in the world, drunk and lying on the knees of the beauty? "Quack, quack, quack" Yang Hongguo completely forgot that he was in class now, and muttered the dream words as he lay on the desk.

At this time, it was the teacher in front of me who asked a question, the students below were pondering, the classroom was very quiet, Yang Hongguo's voice was like a firefly in the night, it did not bring light to others, but it was listening to the nerves of the whole class.

After a moment of silence

"Haha, what is this fat man daydreaming again, this is the eighth time this month," a handsome and sunny boy scoffed in the front row

"Haha, how's that? If you lose, I'll tell you, I promise Hongguo, this kid will definitely talk in his dreams, and this week's meal will be played by your kid for me," said a tall and thin classmate

The teacher stood on the podium and listened to the voice below, and there was a burst of anger in his heart, "What kind of student is this, is this kind of superb appearance for the first time in the class?" Yang Xue thought helplessly.

"Yang Hongguo, you stand up for me. Look at what you're doing every day in class."

"Oh, look at this little girl's figure and face, and our homeroom teacher has to fight, wow, I didn't expect to dream of such benefits"

As soon as Yang Hongguo's words came out, the whole class burst into laughter.

"Haha"

Yang Xue didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she heard Yang Hongguo's words, how could she meet such a superb student, she couldn't beat it, she couldn't scold it, who asked the principal to say hello to her, and said that this kid's family donated something to the school from time to time.

Yang Xue looked at Yang Hongguo lying on the table like this.

Yang Hongguo's tablemate was a relatively handsome, baby-faced girl who couldn't stand it anymore, shook Yang Hongguo's arm and whispered, "Yang Hongguo, wake up, the teacher is angry."

But Yang Hongguo patted the hand that shook his arm and said, "Don't pull it, don't you see that my brother is drinking with Brother Monkey King?" I really don't have any eyesight."

The same table also shook his head helplessly, not thinking of any way to save this degenerate fat man.

Suddenly, at this time, a loud shout came from out of nowhere, "Fatty, hurry, class is over, go to dinner with buddies"

I saw Yang Hongguo, who was lying on the table, got up with lightning speed, rubbed his eyes that were a little sour from sleeping, turned his head and said to the back, "Xiangzi, you are still righteous enough, buddy, go, brother will take you to eat."

Li Xiang, who was sitting in the back, winked at Yang Hongguo, and then angrily pouted in the direction of the podium.

Yang Hongguo is nerves are big, and he knows that the situation is a little wrong at this time, because the whole class is looking at him with a smile.

Slowly turned around, and saw Yang Xue, the head teacher on the podium, facing him angrily.

"Uh, what, teacher, misunderstanding, isn't it that I didn't eat in the morning and was physically exhausted? Just lie on the table and sleep for a while, teacher, such a beautiful and beautiful person should forgive me. After speaking, he blinked his small eyes and looked at Yang Xue pitifully

"You sit down, don't desert in class in the future, wipe your mouth," Yang Xuewan said with a smile

"Eh, teacher, I study hard and improve every day." Yang Hongguo said diligently

As soon as he sat down, he felt Li Xiang stabbing himself in the back and turned around.

"Brother Guo, you NB, even the head teacher dares to tease," Li Xiang said with a thumbs up.

"That's, don't look at who my brother is, my brother wants to be a god-like man" After speaking, he raised his small chin and turned his head.

Yang Hongguo sat for a while, originally wanted to listen to the lecture, even if he couldn't understand what was said, but it was a beautiful thing to have beautiful women to appreciate and appreciate, but he couldn't hold on for a while. In desperation, I had no choice but to take out the phone.

Click on WeChat to see if there are any beautiful sisters nearby who can tease.

"TNND, why are the people around these female ghosts every day, and they don't bring them to change? Could it be that there is something wrong with my brother's WeChat?" Yang Hongguo cursed in a low voice

Click on the bottom to find out, click on the top circle of friends to see if there are any interesting things to see and refresh yourself.

"The new shipment, the latest body training pill is freshly baked, it is still the original formula, it is still a familiar taste, don't 998, don't want 98, as long as 9.8 can take away your body training pill, are you still worried about your weight? Still struggling with your height? Don't be afraid, as long as you have it now, everything is not a problem, and you will have a new life immediately, fairies are not dreams, fairy Chang'e is not a fantasy, as long as you have it, no one can take it. Click to buy, immediate delivery, Tianting Express, seconds to hand, what are you hesitating about? Dear, hurry up and place an order. (Taishang Laojun's alchemy little medicine boy) saw the top of the circle of friends write like this.

"What the hell is this, is it some new advertising slogan? But this is too pretending to be B.,And TMD don't want 998.,This was a terrier from many years ago.,It's still being used by people now.,But this thing looks like it's quite to my liking.,It's not expensive anyway.,It's better to buy it and try it to see what it is.,What if I bump into a conscientious businessman.,Isn't my brother immediately rich and handsome? Wow, quack, quack," Yang Hongguo snickered in his heart.

Click in, there is only one picture inside, only to see that the picture is a white pill on it, and it is also dynamic, floating up and down, and there is a fog next to it.

Yang Hongguo touched his chin and whispered, "Yo, this picture is quite tall, so that a picky eater like my brother has an appetite when he looks at it, even if it is useless, it should be delicious." ”

Click OK below the image. A window popped up, dear, you are now buying the body training pill refined by Taishang Laojun's alchemy little medicine boy, it costs 9.8 merit points, and your account balance is now 19.6 merit points, can you confirm the purchase?

Yang Hongguo didn't care about the merit points written on it, and directly shook his hand, there are some things in the world, there is something that my brother can't afford to buy, confirm the purchase.

Enter the password, and then see the picture with the pill painted on it spinning for a while, making Yang Hongguo dizzy when he saw it.

"He NND, what kind of thing is this, is it a virus, unscrupulous businessmen, pit dead people." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a pill that was exactly the same as the one on the picture appeared in his hand, still emitting mist.

Frightened, he let out a "wow" and threw the pills on the desk. leaned back, almost scaring Li Xiang behind him to death.

"Mom, what the hell, it's scared to death of labor and management, it's all unscrupulous businessmen, it's scared to death of the baby, and the baby says he won't love it anymore." Yang Hongguo shouted in his seat

"Yang Hongguo, what are you doing, let you go to class well, you have made a few mischief in a class, and then you can only call your parents if you are naughty" Yang Xue also gritted her teeth when she saw Yang Hongguo's appearance on the podium.

"Uh, teacher, beautiful and kind Teacher Yang, I was wrong, I don't make any mistakes, I go to class, I go to class, I will go to class well, and I won't mess around in class in the future. Woo wow wow wow" Yang Hongguo said aggrievedly

"Then sit down, don't shout anymore," Yang Xue said helplessly

Yang Hongguo sat on the bench for a while, thinking to himself, "What the hell is this, why did it come to me, this TMD is too good." Well, remember what I just said about Heavenly Court Express. Could it be that this thing was really refined by that little medicine boy, I'll take a look first."

Yang Hongguo put his hand into the table again, took out the pill, took it in his hand, looked around, and put it in front of his nose and smelled it, "The smell is quite fragrant, that is, will TMD eat dead people."

I clicked on the phone again, clicked on it to find, clicked on the circle of friends, and saw that the top one was still the small advertisement of the micro-business that sold small pills.

Dear,Please give me a good review when you receive the goods.,After the praise with the text is a member of the small store.,Anything can be 20% off.,Dear.,What are you still hesitating about?,Hurry up and give me a good review.。 (Mo Da, Lao Jun's little boy).

Yang Hongguo saw that this micro-business could finally determine that this is not the technology that should be there now, it should really encounter some magical events, do the gods also play WeChat? So trendy?

looked at the small pill in his hand again, crooked his mouth and snickered, saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth, "Wow Gaga, wait for my brother to go back and try the authenticity of this pill, if it's true, it's amazing to be able to buy fairy things, there are no ancients before, I don't know if there is anyone coming back, and brother, this micro-business should be regarded as really flying." TNND, I just said that there is a good reward for doing more good deeds, wow quack" Yang Hongguo thought secretly in his heart.

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