Xue Jingwen snorted: "Do you think so in reality? ”

"Of course!" Ximen Chong raised his head and looked at her: "So, don't get too close to me in the future." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xue Jingwen laughed wildly: "Why don't you get too close?" Little boy pet! ”

After speaking, the big mouth was as big as the size of a basin, and the driver of the car saw from the rearview mirror that she spit out many tongues more than one meter long from her mouth.

Simon was horrified and punched her. The tongues slammed around his arm, corroding directly into blood.

"A small quantum transformed body dares to shout in front of this king!"

After Xue Jingwen finished speaking, she opened her mouth again and swallowed Ximen Chong whole.

End of book.

Well, kidding, happy seven or eight.

"Don't get too close to you?" Xue Jingwen put her arms around him and said coquettishly: "It's safe to be close to you!" ”

After hearing this, the young driver in front sneered in his heart: "It's not safe, Lao Tzu will tell you the facts soon!" ”

Xue Jingwen didn't wait for Ximen Chong to speak, and said with a grin: "But my sister has a boyfriend, she won't like you." So it's absolutely hopeless for you to soak the sister flowers~"

Uh, what would you think if I said that I was closer to your sister than you?

Ximen Chong could only think about this in his heart, he didn't want to set off an uproar.

"So, I had to find another pair of sisters...... No, master, where are you going? Ximen Chong inadvertently looked outside the car and found that it was not the direction of going to No. 1 Middle School at all.

The young driver said: "There was a car accident in front, let's go around a little, don't worry, I won't add money to you, look at this meter, I've stopped." ”

Ximen Chong was about to speak again, but was interrupted by Xue Jingwen: "Not allowed, not allowed, not allowed a hundred." I'll just like me as long as you like me! ”

Okay, you can pretend. Ximen Chong ignored her and continued to play with his mobile phone.

Xue Jingwen snatched it from him: "You are what I paid to protect me, you have to watch and listen to all directions on the road, and you are not allowed to play with your mobile phone!" ”

"Don't worry, I'll protect you...... No, driver, are you fucking ready to drive into the sky? ”

The taxi had already driven out of the city at this time, and Ximen Chong saw that the building had been left behind him, and shouted loudly.

"Stop, stop!" Xue Jingwen looked outside and said loudly. But with Simon Chong by her side, she wasn't afraid.

Ban Cuntou sneered: "It's late! ”

He copied to a small road, stopped the car with a creak, opened the door, drew a knife more than two feet long, walked to the back door, opened it and pointed at the two of them: "Robbery, come down!" ”

Xue Jingwen looked at Ximen Chong, who shrugged.

After the two of them came down, Ban Cuntou took the bright knife and gestured twice: "Take out all the valuable things on your body first!" ”

Xue Jingwen hugged Ximen Chong's arm and pretended to be very afraid: "I'm ...... I have ...... on me No...... There is nothing of value. ”

"No?" Ban Cuntou looked her up and down: "Can you have it, what about you?" ”

He pointed the tip of his knife at Ximen Chong.

Ximen Chong's acting skills were even more exaggerated, and after taking Xue Jingwen's arm away, he jumped behind her and hid: "Big ...... Big brother, I don't have anything of value either. No, my most valuable thing is her! ”

After he finished speaking, he pushed Xue Jingwen forward.

Xue Jingwen said very cooperatively and with anger on her face: "Ximen Chong, I will like you only when I am blind, you coward, coward!" ”

So good at pretending?

Not to be outdone, Ximen Chong also said loudly: "Jingwen, don't blame me. As the saying goes, husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes. I...... I'll go first! ”

He let go of Xue Jingwen and ran to the side.

Xue Jingwen saw that he was really leaving, so she stomped her foot angrily, and said to the board: "Big brother, you arrest him back, and I will tell you the password of his bank card!" ”

"The PIN of his bank card?" The board didn't react, and subconsciously repeated.

Xue Jingwen hurriedly said: "He has 1.68 million in his card!" ”

1.68 million! When Ban Cuntou heard this, his eyes lit up green, and he took the knife and rushed towards the direction of Ximen Chong's run.

Xue Jingwen waited for him to run away, sat in the cab of the taxi, turned on the fire and drove towards the city.

"Ximen Chong, if you dare to throw me down, then don't blame me for being unkind!"

The car had just hit the road not far when Ximen Chong rushed to the road from a field on the side and stopped in front of the taxi.

Simon rushed to the door of the cab, opened it and said, "You go over there." ”

After Xue Jingwen moved over, she said angrily: "Why did you throw me down just now?" ”

Ximen Chong laughed and said, "You are so clever to deal with a small stream. What else can you do? ”

"I love to hear what you say!" Xue Jingwen's tone softened, looked at him and said, "How did you deal with that stream. Hooligans? ”

Simon said, "Fasten your seatbelts." What else can I do with this kind of driver, strip it off and throw it there. ”

"Stripped off on a cold day? You're pretty smart enough to come up with this idea. Won't he find his clothes to put on again, though? ”

"I threw him into the river, and if he wanted to fish, he would go and fish."

Xue Jingwen laughed heartily for a while, looked at Ximen Chong with eager eyes, and said, "I suddenly found that the two of us are very compatible~"

"Don't!" Ximen Chong said: "You like to trick others, I am a human being, I don't offend me, I don't offend others, there is an essential difference." ”

Xue Jingwen snorted: "If you hadn't offended first...... Ah, I really like you! ”

After she said that she leaked her mouth, she quickly changed her words.

Ximen Chong shook his head with a wry smile, and when he arrived at the school, he passed by a river more than twenty meters wide. After he asked Xue Jingwen to get out of the car, he rushed the car off the bridge, and at the moment when the cab left the bridge, Ximen Chong jumped out.

The taxi "plopped" into the river and made a big splash.

Xue Jingwen applauded vigorously: "Brother Chong, you are so powerful!" ”

Not to mention the appearance of eating feces after finding the car the next day, Ximen Chong and Xue Jingwen walked to the school, and there was still a period of time before the end of class, so they each returned to their classrooms.

After sitting for a while, he remembered the matter of the special recruitment quota, so he walked out of the teaching building and dialed the mobile phone number given to her by Yang Guokui.

"Hey, Academician Wen, it's me...... Ah, you know my name......"

He said as he headed downstairs.

Yang Yingxue spent most of the night studying because of her eldest cousin's affairs. I received a letter from him today, on the one hand, there was a love letter made up in a sentence copied from nowhere, and on the other hand, a bank card was placed, asking her to buy more clothes.

When I was troubled, I heard Ximen Chong call Academician Wen, and I also knew which tendon was wrong, so I secretly followed.