Academician Wen Jin pretended to be angry and said: "I met such a good student, if others knew about it, if I couldn't even say his name, wouldn't someone laugh out of his big teeth?" ”

Ximen Chong laughed with her, and after the smile stopped, Ximen Chong said: "I haven't contacted you for so long, and there are too many things to get rid of, please forgive me!" ”

Academician Wen smiled and reproached: "Do you still know that I'm embarrassed? I thought you had forgotten about me, an old woman. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"How dare you! You have the grace of knowing me, I just forgot myself, and I dare not forget you! ”

"Before entering society, I started to be hypocritical, and my wife didn't like this. In this way, since you are so sincere, I will come up with a question to test you well! ”

Ximen Chong smiled and said: "You said, as long as I can answer, I will definitely know everything and say everything." ”

Academician Wen nodded and said: "Okay, you can tell me some poems describing heavy snow, the whole poem is fine, and one sentence is fine, but the word 'snow' cannot appear in the poem." ”

Ximen Chong opened his mouth and said: "Suddenly, like a spring breeze overnight, thousands of trees and pear blossoms bloom." ”

Academician Wen whispered and clapped his hands. After taking notes, she said, "Is there anything else?" I'm going to use it in an essay aimed at elementary school students, and the more straightforward and simple the better. Wild poems are also OK. ”

Wild poems? Ximen Chong frowned, and after thinking for a long time, he finally came out of the confusion of memory.

Wild poems are poems that do not obey the structure of the verses and cannot be elegant, in short, they have the same meaning as the limericks of the original world, but this world did not give birth to the person Zhang Dayou...... Well, it may have been born, but it wasn't famous.

In this case, Zhang Dayou's popular "Yongxue" is just right.

Ximen Chong opened his mouth and said: "Jiang Tianyi is general, and there are black holes in the well." The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen. ”

Academician Wen listened to it once, and felt that sparseness was usually not interesting, but when he read it again, he felt that it was a little interesting, and read it again, and his interest was higher.

After a long time, she was amazed: "This poem of yours is really a strange poem for the ages!" The physical objects in the poems are crude and vulgar, but in terms of artistic conception, they are not inferior to those famous poems that have been handed down from generation to generation. The combination of movement and static, color and demeanor, the whole article writes snow, without the word "snow", and the shape of the snow jumps. Awesome, awesome! Anything else? ”

Academician Wen has a thorough understanding of Ximen Chong now, this kid is full of ink, can he ask one more is one, so that he can save him from pouring a basin of cold water when others are very satisfied and regard him as a pearl in the palm of his hand, and said: This is not my favorite......

Simon said: "It's not for the time being." ”

"Okay, the old woman is not insatiable, with your Yongxue and the previous sentence of thousands of trees and pear blossoms, my prose is already perfect." Academician Wen said happily.

Ximen Chong smiled: "You can do it if you are satisfied." Faculty of Letters...... Mr. Wen, I am calling this time to ask about your quota. ”

"Oh? Don't you say that I almost forgot, you kid still hasn't given my wife a letter yet, when are you going to come to Kyoto to help me deal with some projects? ”

"That...... I want to take the college entrance examination later. ”

"Want to spend more time in high school?"

Simon Chong said: "Not only that, but there are still a lot of things on hand that have not been dealt with. ”

Academician Wen said: "I don't know what you're busy all day long." By the way, I haven't said you yet, did you come here two days ago? Don't deny it, not only did you come, but you also provoked a girl nicknamed 'Xiao Niang'. ”

Simon was surprised: "You know this? ”

Academician Wen sighed and said: "How can you not know, now the campus is full of photos of you, and she gave you a war letter, saying that she was waiting for you in the gymnasium at 10 o'clock in the morning on Saturday." She's one of the school's biggest names, how did you mess with her? ”

Simon Chong said: "A student is in trouble, don't talk about her." Teacher Wen, I want to give the two places you gave me to two girls, ...... you see?"

Academician Wen said tentatively: "It's all your girlfriend? ”

Ahem, Ximen Chong coughed twice and said: "How can I be so powerful, they are not, but the relationship is not bad." Do you think it's okay? ”

Academician Wen quipped: "If you didn't give me that half-poem before, the old woman still dared to say no, and now that the mouth of eating people is short, where can you dare to say half a word?" ”

"Did you say yes?"

Academician Wen nodded and said, "Of course my wife is willing to do the beauty of adults." But you gave them the place, aren't you going to apply to my academy? ”

Ximen Chong thought for a while and said, "Report, definitely report!" He thought to himself that when the time comes, he will have to have a double major, so as not to stay in the Faculty of Arts all day and be angry with a cowardly scholar.

"You want to take the test yourself?"

After receiving an affirmative reply, Academician Wen said: "This year, I have 8 places in my hand, two of which were given to relatives, and then the two that were given to you, and now there are 4 more, you can use them all if you want." When I met you this year, my wife was already very content, and I didn't want to go down and toss anymore. ”

Simon Congda: "Thank you so much!" 4 places, I will sell them for money, one is 1 million, someone must buy it! ”

Academician Wen smiled: "Okay, if you can't spend the money, just share some with me, the old woman is also very poor!" ”

"No problem."

Academician Wen said: "I forgot to tell you, among those two relatives, one of them is a talented girl who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and the little girl is also very beautiful, she is here now, so you should come as soon as possible." ”

Ximen Chong snorted haha: "Attract me with beautiful women, Mr. Wen, your trick is too bad!" Tell you, I'm not going to be fooled! ”

After chatting with her for a while, Academician Wen asked him to go back and send the information related to the two girls' student status, and then ended the call with him.

Ximen Chong smiled very proudly, then looked at the corner of the door of the teaching building and said, "Xuexue, I know it's you, come out." ”

Yang Yingxue snorted and walked out.

She heard it clearly just now, Ximen Chong simply got 4 more places, but now she is curious not about this, but about the belonging of the two places in his mouth.

Yang Yingxue looked at him and said, "What's the matter with me?" ”

Uh, you secretly listened to me call and asked me what I told you about?

This little girl is also quite slippery! Simon Chong smiled and stretched out his hand to pull her towards the corner.

There was no one inside, he turned around and hugged Yang Yingxue, kissed her little lips like lightning, and sucked hard.

Yang Yingxue resisted a few times, and gradually put her arm on his waist, and after more than ten seconds, she suddenly reacted and pushed him away.

Liu eyebrows were raised, and the corners of his eyebrows were angry and shy: "You are like this again!" If you do this again, I will really ignore you for the rest of my life. ”

Ximen Chong took her hand and said, "Okay, I won't do this to my family Xiaoxuexue in the future." ”

"Who is your little Xuexue?" Yang Yingxue glared at him.

Ximen cleared his throat and said, "Xuexue, let's talk, what's the matter with your husband?" ”

"Hmph~" Yang Yingxue pinned her head to the side angrily, turned her head after a while and said, "Ximen Chong, I want you to be my boyfriend." ”