Chapter 21: Flying Red Envelopes
Master Shennong is in a hurry now, not much different from the ants on a hot pot, and the cold sweat on his back is about to come down. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ancestor, you are talking, you have never spoken, is it possible that you want the life of the little old man?
He is not afraid that the so-called Supervision Envoy Daozun will open his mouth to the east and west, and what he is most afraid of is that people will not look down on the things in his garden at all.
Can you do the position of the administrator of Ganlin Terrace, can you be a short-sighted hillbilly?
The reason why he didn't dare to send red envelopes was not that he couldn't afford them, but that he was afraid that after sending the so-called agricultural products, he would provoke other immortals to laugh at him.
People can die for the sake of face, and which immortal has no good face?
Just when he felt that there was no love in the world, a familiar message prompt finally came from the Heavenly Court conveyor.
Mom, this guy finally opened his mouth to speak!
Inspector Dao Venerable: The Venerable Master is serious, and the fact that this immortal has been appointed by His Majesty as a manager naturally has the responsibility of upholding justice and maintaining order. In terms of age, I'm afraid that this immortal will have to call you an old brother. The talk I just talked to you about it was all a joke, and it wasn't true.
Supervision Envoy Dao Zun: The same immortal realm Qing family, at a critical time, it should be the same qi. Your greeting gift, this immortal is absolutely unwanted. Remember, this immortal will never accept your gift. In the public interest, Benxian should enforce the law impartially and abandon the suspicion of corruption and accepting bribes. Yu Private, you are still the elder brother of Ben Xian, and it is incumbent on me to help you. So, this matter is wrapped up in this immortal!
After reading the words that appeared on the light curtain, the Venerable Master Shennong was moved in a mess. If he is a woman, he must promise to the superintendent Daozun with his body, this kind of immortal with a strong sense of justice is simply not on the earth, and it is rare in the sky!
Not long after, a line of righteous words popped up directly in Gan Lin's group, pointing directly at the immortals who were clamoring for the Venerable Master Shennong to give out red envelopes just now.
Inspector Dao Zun: Fellow immortals, be quiet and quiet, and listen to the words of this immortal. In terms of seniority, the Venerable Master Shennong is no younger than us. But in terms of immortal arts, I'm afraid it's not as good as one-twelfth of all the immortals. With such an old elder, how can you bear to force him to comply? There is a convention of the luck king giving out red envelopes, but it is only to mobilize the atmosphere in the group and let everyone feel the fun of stability and peace in the fairy world. If it is for the title of King of Luck, and crowning some gods with a hat that must give red envelopes, it will lose its heart. Don't talk about the red envelope that the King of Luck should give out, if you violate it, this immortal will unceremoniously ask you out!
Depend on! This guy took chicken feathers and wanted to be used as an arrow! It's all about the rhythm of heaven!
After all the immortal eyes of Gan Lintai scanned this news, a deep sense of fear rose in their hearts. They only knew that Gan Lin Taichung Inspector Dao Zun was used to kick people out, and they didn't know anything about which immortals were restrained. If I knew, maybe the next scene would not have been staged.
Nezha: Shangxian's words made little Nezha suddenly. Respecting the old and loving the young is indeed a virtue, and it must be carried out. Uncle Shennong, Nezha apologizes to you.
Barefoot Immortal: Daozun is right, we are just a little excessive. The barefoot immortal also apologized to the Venerable Master Shennong.
Hundred Flowers Fairy: Brother Daozun, your words are really reasonable. The little girl is only a shallow learner, and she is a little too impatient, so she will speak disrespectfully to Uncle Shennong, and she will definitely not be like this in the future. Make a cute expression.
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What is this TM, it seems that it is not only mortals who have the weakness of bullying the weak and fearing the hard. Even the gods have these stinky problems!
Zhang Yi summed it up, the gods are springs, if you are strong, he (she) will be weak, and if you are weak, he (her) will be strong!
NND, this time for the Shennong old man to do justice, he will definitely be able to get a lot of money!
By the way, I haven't told others what I want to get, and even if they have the heart, they have nowhere to start!
Thinking of this, he thought about it again and brewed a very natural statement.
When the Venerable Master Shennong saw the words that popped out of the light curtain, his heart was boiling! Daozun, you are my reborn parent! The old man has been oppressed for many years, and today he finally sees the moon!
From now on, there will be Daozun to support me, and I want to see who dares to bully me!
He, an old man with a white beard and white hair, actually cried out of nowhere! Moreover, crying is called a cry for heaven and earth, and it is almost as high as Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall!
Well, the baby is strong, the baby doesn't cry!
After cheering himself up for a while, he finally managed to restrain his surging emotions. As soon as I paid attention to the light curtain, new news from Dao Zun appeared in front of me.
Inspector Daozun: Brother, how is it? The things that my brother promised you will be properly done for you! What are you eating at noon today? I love to eat fairy potatoes!
Immortals don't eat fireworks in the world, where do you need to cook? In fact, Zhang Yi's heart was like a mirror, but in order to produce potato seeds, he had to say such a lame way of greeting that seemed to be good.
I'll go! He...... He actually likes to eat potatoes just like the old man!
The Venerable Master Shennong seemed to see his long-lost confidant, his nose was sour, and his tears blurred his vision again.
Whining...... It's so touching, it's easy to find a daughter, but it's hard to find a confidant!
Since the old man met you, he has to be a good friend with you for anything! Let's find a common time and go to the Flaming Mountains to bake potatoes!
Zhang Yi didn't know what the Venerable Master Shennong thought in his heart, otherwise, he would be so frightened that his little heart popped out!
The benefactors all opened their mouths and said that they liked to eat potatoes, and they had to meet his needs for whatever they said. So, as soon as the Venerable Master Shennong's head became hot, his divine sense swept over his bag of thousands of grains, and a big red envelope was sent out.
Zhang Yi's left eyelid throbbed wildly, like a mechanical clockwork, and he couldn't press it.
His hand shook, and the phone snapped and fell to the ground.
Your grandfather's, usually don't have an accident, when it comes to a critical time, there are moths, if it weren't for the fact that there is no software APP on other mobile phones, what do you say Lao Tzu will also replace your rotten mobile phone with a new one!
Having said that, Zhang Yi still picked it up and wiped it very distressed, until he confirmed that there was nothing wrong with it, and then put it firmly on the table.
Well? Got a big red envelope?
Seeing the red envelope pattern, he quickly stretched out his middle finger and pointed it in the center of the screen.
With a "ding" sound, the red envelope opened.
The pop-up message prominently displays the sender's name: His Majesty the Jade Emperor!
When I looked closely, this red envelope was actually the red envelope sent to him by the Jade Emperor!
My god, God, do you want to smash me Zhang Yi to death with a red envelope?
At this moment, his mood is a hundred times happier than winning the jackpot of five million! Did the Jade Emperor send red envelopes to the gods? If there is, it must be rare.
Lao Tzu TM is a mortal! Looking at all living beings on the earth, he is the only one who has such an honor!
Now, he is in the midst of these few people, teach him how not to be ecstatic?
Congratulations on receiving a bottle of quenching water from His Majesty the Jade Emperor!
Quenching the body of the divine water? Isn't that used to turn Nezha's lotus root body into an invulnerable and flexible body?
Could it be that the Jade Emperor has granted him the most powerful human being in the world?
Suddenly, something very important occurred to him. I only saw the red envelope sent by the Jade Emperor, where is the red envelope of the immortal seed of the old man of Shennong?
As the dinging sounded again, his eyes finally narrowed into a slit, and the corners of his mouth were grinning......