This teacher is really boring, if you are free, you won't read extracurricular books, and you will sleep on the desk?

Is it good to shoot videos without people's consent to infringe on portrait rights?

Zhang Yi is now a little repulsed by this scheming homeroom teacher. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info For me, a poor student, you also want to use routines?

It's annoying!

People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads. The husband has to be able to bend and stretch. Zhang Yi's two eyes flickered, and he came up with a good way to get the best of both worlds in his head. Yes, that's it!

Since you are out of the routine, don't blame Xiaoyou, I will also treat others in the way of others!

"Teacher, there is something wrong with Zhang Yi, you may not really know it. That is, once you work in the field for a long time, your limbs will become weak and you will be dizzy. The disease was sudden, and it took years of treatment without a cure. The most recent onset was in the last month. If you think about it, the onset should be next month. However, if you participate in a long period of hard training, you may have an early attack. If you still want me to participate in the running competition, I'm afraid Zhang Yi will have to live up to your painstaking efforts to send me to the sports team for training. Zhang Yi's voice began to choke when he spoke, and he even exaggeratedly wiped his sobbing nose with his hand.

"My parents make a living from farming in the countryside, and they worry about my bad body all day long, I'm really unfilial!" Seeing that the teacher was a little moved, he simply hit his chest with his fist, showing a pained look.

"That'...... If that's the case, you really can't go to the sports team to train. Alas, it is said that the body is the capital of the revolution, and without the body, there is nothing. Zhao Lihong still has a bit of a conscience, and from now on, she also has compassion for Zhang Yi, and her tone is a lot gentler. originally encouraged him to join the sports team, but also began to slowly die in the cradle.

"Teacher, I don't know if it's a little heat stroke, but I have a little fever in my head today. If you smell it, do I still smell a little bit of alcohol? Zhang Yi pretended to shake his body, then covered his head with his palms, and stood against the wall.

"Yes, you do still smell a little bit of alcohol. Honestly, did you drink at noon? After Zhao Lihong heard Zhang Yi's words, she frowned and sniffed beside him. This sniff, I really found that Zhang Yi had a not strong or weak smell of alcohol.

"You're wrong about me. I had a fever in my head at noon today, so I had to go to the medical room and buy a bottle of alcohol to physically cool myself down in order to cool down. Zhang Yi has also been in the thirty-sixth class for two years, when did he ever smoke, drink and fight? Which teacher didn't praise me so much? Woo woo...... "Zhang Yi's acting skills are really exaggerated, he used a quick technique to get some saliva from his mouth and put it on his eyes, and actually made the illusion of crying pear blossoms with rain!"

"Okay, Zhang Yi, the teacher blamed you today, I'm sorry. I also hope that you can take care of your body in the past two days and win a good ranking for our class in the sports meeting next month. When the time comes, the teacher will invite you to dinner! Zhao Lihong's heart was uncomfortable, just like countless little ants gnawing. If I knew that Zhang Yi was in such a situation, I shouldn't have woken him up to sleep.

A teacher, without a strong sense of responsibility and mission, can she enter a provincial key middle school? It's just a joke.

"Teacher, can Zhang Yi ask you for a leave of absence in the past two days and temporarily recuperate in the dormitory for two days?" Zhang Yi began to inch in, and against his thick face, he called the head teacher a dark place.

"Okay, no problem. The teacher will give you a fake note, I have read the report card of our class, your grades are among the best, and it will not be in the way if you miss two days. Zhao Lihong was also stunned by Zhang Yi, a child, and signed her name with two strokes. After doing this, I felt a little less guilty.

"Then teacher, Zhang Yi will leave first, you are busy." Zhang Yi bowed politely, took the leave slip with trembling hands, and walked out towards the door gratefully.

"This kid is really hard for him." Zhao Lihong looked at the thin back of walking out, and a feeling of discomfort surged up in her heart, and she even lost her mind for a short time.

Ha ha! Want to fix me? No way!

Master can even deceive the gods, but he can't deceive you a mortal who wants to take advantage?

With a "customs clearance token" leave slip, Zhang Yi was unscrupulous and swaggered into the dormitory of Building 4. I can't say what I feel so refreshed!

The first thing I did when I returned to the dormitory was to charge my mobile phone well, and then agreed to the application of Shennong Mountain people to be added as friends.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the Heavenly Court Ganlintai APP, the interface was frantically swiped.

Nezha: Uncle Shennong, you grabbed the most claws of demon beasts, so it stands to reason that you should be the king of luck.

Erlang God Yang Jian: Yes, Brother Shennong, why are you also an earth immortal-level character, you don't know the practice of the King of Luck then sending red envelopes, right?

Barefoot Daxian: Red envelopes fly out! Red envelopes fly out! Red envelopes fly out! Say important things three times!!

Immediately afterward, there was an overwhelming queue.

Hundred Flowers Fairy: Red envelopes fly out! Red envelopes fly out! Red envelopes fly out! Say important things three times!!

Lei Gong: The red envelope flies out! Red envelopes fly out! Red envelopes fly out! Say important things three times!!

……

This Master Shennong is also bitter enough, as a little earth immortal, groveling in front of these so-called up-on-the-line, he has really experienced the vicissitudes of life.

Zhang Yi felt compassionate, touched his finger on the application list that popped up, and pressed it hard.

Congratulations, dear Inspector Dao Venerable, you have successfully added Master Shennong as your friend!

Less than thirty seconds after the addition, fourteen messages from the Venerable Master Shennong flew over.

Among them, there are ten with sad expressions on their faces. The remaining four text messages are as follows.

Master Shennong: Immortals, help!

Master Shennong: The other immortals said that if the little immortals didn't get red again...... If it's a red envelope, I'm going to let you kick me out of the group!

Master Shennong: The baby is bitter!

Venerable Master Shennong: Hurry up and stop them, otherwise the little old man will have no way to live. Make a crying emoji.

Look at what kind of bullying people who are farming!

How can you, the so-called immortals, who are sanctimonious, not respect the old and love the young? It's really too much, so shameless!

Inspector Daozun: Master Shennong, if the rules they say are true, they are not made up out of thin air. Last time, when it was the turn of this immortal to be the king of luck, he also sent a lot of objects. This time, it's time for you to bleed!

Shennong Garden.

Looking at the sun god Aoi tree, which was growing taller and taller, the rickety old man with long silver hair finally showed a satisfied smile on his face. This person's face is quite ruddy, but it is the faint earthy aura between his eyebrows that covers the trace of fairy wind bones. makes him not look like a fairy, but a little like a mountain villager in the world.

After pouring a pot of fairy water, he was getting up and looking at the Heavenly Court Conveyor next to the Divine Flower Tree, which emitted a huge curtain of light.

I finally waited for the immortal to reply to the message, what a god's eyes!

The old man couldn't bear the joy in front of him, and wiped his eyes with his muddy sleeves.

But at a glance, the words that appeared on the light curtain made his heart extremely cold.

The superintendent Daozun actually said that he should send red envelopes! Let him give a red envelope to farming! It's just going to kill him.

However, once people live to old age, they all become fine, how can there be a fool? Not to mention the immortals who are different from human beings and live above the nine heavens.

After thinking about it carefully, he still came up with a good idea to abandon the car and protect the handsome.

The divine consciousness quickly swept onto the Heavenly Court conveyor, and the thoughts in his mind were transmitted.

Zhang Yi's hand holding the mobile phone felt a strong tremor, so he quickly focused his eyes on it.

"Shangxian, it's better to do this, Xiaoxian won't give them red envelopes. You see, we just met, and Xiao Lao'er should give you some small gifts as a meeting gift. Don't know what you like to eat? ”

What is it?

Of course, some precious seeds that can make a fortune! You know, what he lacks most now is potato seeds. If this little old man could give him some seeds of fairy potatoes and put an end to this farce for him, it would be reasonable.

So, let's see how he performs.